Last status update:
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:9/24/2010
Last Login:9/01/2015
Location:Cincinnati OH
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#30336
Highest Content Rank:#1964
Highest Comment Rank:#1127
Content Thumbs: 3562 total,  4200 ,  638
Comment Thumbs: 4612 total,  6159 ,  1547
Content Level Progress: 11% (11/100)
Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 18% (18/100)
Level 245 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 246 Comments: Doinitrite
Content Views:115163
Times Content Favorited:401 times
Total Comments Made:1204
FJ Points:8250
Favorite Tags: are (4) | tags (4) | Gay (3)
At this point in time I'm 18 years old and just graduated High School. I've signed up for the Marines and my ship date is August 6th.

I'm not gonna lie I'm a skinny tall white kid, I don't ask for much and I don't cause any trouble. I say what's on my mind and let my opinion known because not enough people do that. It's whatever to be honest I doubt anyone gives a shit about the honest in FJ profiles but if you wanna talk I'm usually trying to find partys to get drunk at or playing video games

Funny Pictures

  • Views: 37095
    Thumbs Up 1672 Thumbs Down 287 Total: +1385
    Comments: 281
    Favorites: 161
    Uploaded: 05/28/12
    Best 4 chan roll ever Best 4 chan roll ever
  • Views: 53059
    Thumbs Up 1355 Thumbs Down 152 Total: +1203
    Comments: 218
    Favorites: 231
    Uploaded: 12/29/13
    New Years Resolution New Years Resolution
  • Views: 6732
    Thumbs Up 169 Thumbs Down 15 Total: +154
    Comments: 4
    Favorites: 4
    Uploaded: 05/26/12
    Happily Ever After... Happily Ever After...
  • Views: 6021
    Thumbs Up 155 Thumbs Down 14 Total: +141
    Comments: 4
    Favorites: 3
    Uploaded: 06/13/12
    Men in Black Pokemon Men in Black Pokemon
  • Views: 4080
    Thumbs Up 50 Thumbs Down 5 Total: +45
    Comments: 2
    Favorites: 2
    Uploaded: 05/12/14
    You come and go... You come and go...
  • Views: 1652
    Thumbs Up 47 Thumbs Down 9 Total: +38
    Comments: 5
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 07/21/12
1 2 > [ 7 ]

latest user's comments

#53 - I am the only person that didn't like that game. I th… 08/29/2015 on Dentists 0
#46 - Yo, I 3 stared fnafs 2 and 3 but 4 is just retard hard. …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2015 on Dentists 0
#47 - jackylblack (08/28/2015) [-]
You know what I am personally a fan of?

I was so scared, I had to paly it with a friend.
I am not a fan of horror games (but of stealth), but even then I can wholeheartedly recommend this if you want quality.

This is like playing cat and mouse, with you being the mouse in giant cage with a hungry cat.
And passable, open air ducts.
In space.
User avatar #53 - DarkestLink (08/29/2015) [-]
I am the only person that didn't like that game.

I thought the AI of the enemies was so predictable and boring with how they walked along a certain path. With no life what so ever.

And really all you can do is just crouch walk everywhere to avoid the thing, because if you start running, fuck you.
#198 - You don't want to confirm to anything got it. But by doing tha… 08/28/2015 on Aaaand you got autism +1
#34 - Never forget. 06/04/2015 on "Ganged up" -6
#229 - Yo Admin, let's get 10 of our biggest dudes and **** th…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2015 on Admin Slams Reddit 0
User avatar #294 - whataphreek (06/03/2015) [-]
Dude needs to work on his pecs more than anything else.
#19 - I never really comment on content, just browse and justly thum…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Misogyny Monday Has Arrived! +3
User avatar #126 - newdevyx (06/01/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport That picture reminds me, that two people have been arrested for "manspreading" in NY. Well i guess that decides it. I'm never going to NY.
User avatar #167 - luluwho (06/01/2015) [-]
That really pisses me off, and I'm female. WHY can't people be comfortable on the subway ? There was no one else there, they were not taking up needed seats. They should be able to lay down and take a nap across the seats if they want to, when it's empty. Totally bullshit law and a waste of cop efforts that are needed elsewhere.
#113 - I've actually never fit in or was the guy to hang out with, …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/29/2015 on friends on the internet 0
#119 - kalasnokov (04/29/2015) [-]
Whenever i feel down i just think of pic related, as stupid as it is it has a point.
#116 - daddyownsyou (04/29/2015) [-]
I felt very similar, I am so much different than most people that I cant find anywhere I fit in so I just made my own little world, be glad that at least there are places where you do fit in, if you can stick around long enough to gain the freedom to go there.

Btw, Self murder is wrong. People convinced themselves that they will just go into oblivion, but that's not how it works, after the bullet, you wake up, more awake than you have ever been and then you face eternity and judgement. And regardless what anyone says, I DO know this to be a fact and HAVE glimpsed the other side. There is no oblivion, not ever, but there can be eternal rest, but only if you believe in it and help others to get to that place while you are still alive.

People will hate me for this, because they have been programmed to, but the truth is that JESUS really IS THE ONLY WAY. Those who laugh now will cry later.

Don't shoot yourself, finish your service and move to a place where people like metal and dancing, not a hard fix compared to some.

Oh, and get off the ssri drugs, they lead to depression and psychotic breaks. Scientific fact.
User avatar #115 - episode (04/29/2015) [-]
Highschool was a shit time for me too, so much better now that its over. I also know the feels of not fitting in, but that's more because I am or was an antisocial cunt If you want to die, sign up for risky missions but try to survive. Better to die in the line of duty with honors than to go out a coward, but that's just my opinion
#147 - Yeah the comic is pretty tight and really interesting to follo…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2015 on Bat Wayne +1
User avatar #152 - lordsepulchure (04/24/2015) [-]
I see.
#209 - Thanks mate. 04/04/2015 on British butcher slaughters... 0
#195 - What's this from?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2015 on British butcher slaughters... 0
#206 - taggen (04/04/2015) [-]
Rick and Morty
User avatar #209 - DarkestLink (04/04/2015) [-]
Thanks mate.

user's channels

Join Subscribe 4chan
Join Subscribe facebookposts
Join Subscribe fallout
Join Subscribe funny
Join Subscribe legend-of-zelda
Join Subscribe morbid-channel
Join Subscribe pokemon
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#2 - uncletouches **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3 to #2 - DarkestLink (04/15/2011) [-]
I know dude!!! I don't have to ability or time to make some content but I'm happy to know that a single comment generated sooo much thumbs!

#4 to #3 - uncletouches **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #5 to #4 - DarkestLink (04/16/2011) [-]
Yah but the 24 hour period is over and we sink back into normality. No more can we claim we belong amongst the higher ups we gotta try again for that spot light!

Hey, on a serious note though we could probably help each other in some way to get comments. I know Funny Junk is possibly the worst place to make "good" friends but just hit me up if you got anything interesting.
User avatar #1 - happyjak (04/14/2011) [-]
You're an amazing person, never give up on your hopes and dreams and always remember you're loved :)
 Friends (0)