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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:9/24/2010
Last Login:12/25/2014
Location:Cincinnati OH
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At this point in time I'm 18 years old and just graduated High School. I've signed up for the Marines and my ship date is August 6th.

I'm not gonna lie I'm a skinny tall white kid, I don't ask for much and I don't cause any trouble. I say what's on my mind and let my opinion known because not enough people do that. It's whatever to be honest I doubt anyone gives a shit about the honest in FJ profiles but if you wanna talk I'm usually trying to find partys to get drunk at or playing video games

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#3253 - **DarkestLink used "*roll cah answer*"** **DarkestLink roll… 11 hours ago on Cards Against Humanity... 0
#3251 - **DarkestLink used "*roll cah question*"** **DarkestLink ro…  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on Cards Against Humanity... 0
User avatar #3253 - DarkestLink (11 hours ago) [-]
**DarkestLink used "*roll cah answer*"**
**DarkestLink rolls Emotions.**
#3247 - Comment deleted 11 hours ago on Cards Against Humanity... 0
#21 - Home town mentioned. Swell with unimaginable pride. 12/13/2014 on The Cincinnati Bearcats +2
#66 - Ya why that order? Was there something I missed? 12/09/2014 on 2014 in a nutshell 0
#58 - curious as to what this is from.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Annoying Laptop 0
#62 - CommonJoo (11/24/2014) [-]
danganronpa
#73 - Tapacx (11/24/2014) [-]
I really liked this show. Anything else like it?
#74 - CommonJoo (11/24/2014) [-]
what aspect of it did you like? The mystery or the students killing each other
#75 - Tapacx (11/24/2014) [-]
Mystery. Definitely the mystery aspect. Like trying to guess who was behind everything and figuring out the murder each week. I love doing that. Like an older show called The Mole.
#76 - CommonJoo (11/24/2014) [-]
only mystery animes I know are Death Note and Psycho Pass
User avatar #61 - wallbuilder (11/24/2014) [-]
Dangan ronpa, or something like that. Google hits it.
#232 - I laughed so hard I squeezed my abs and little bit of *… 11/21/2014 on Get rekt comp +1
#303 - Too long didn't read. Seriously just down an entire b…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on and they had to run every... 0
User avatar #305 - dookaargetman (11/20/2014) [-]
I've overestimated you. Nope, you'd just be cancer if I met you. Thank fuck it's not contagious. You argue, and you won't even read a few paragraphs. I'm glad I cracked this fucker back open today.
#301 - I'm getting my weekly dose of cringe from you. But yo…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/20/2014 on and they had to run every... 0
User avatar #304 - dookaargetman (11/20/2014) [-]
Chances are, without reading, I've spewed some pretty autistic shit. That's either pissed you off more and you'll continue to advise me that suicide is the best choice for me instead of game development and research on computer science... Nope, there's no real either. That's exactly what you'll do. That's what I'd rather you'd do. But hey, surprise me. Being a typical ragefag would suit a deserved stereotype. I don't think you have the balls to say anything intelligent. Hide behind your words of aggression.
User avatar #302 - dookaargetman (11/20/2014) [-]
You know, if we didn't meet on such lovely standards, you'd be an interesting person, I'm sure.

However! I don't think suicide is the option for everyone. Not even you. You know why? Because there's nothing wrong with you. Me neither. As much as you may beg to differ, look at some of the copypastas (or creepypastas) that exist. That mario hack that was on some website for about 30 minutes before removed by the user?

One day, I might find that creepypasta, and get the evidence from at the end of the story, when the author of the copypasta meets the author of the game. He seemed like a completely sane human being. Maybe he was sane, despite using gory picture taken from a crime scene to augment into the horror that is that game. Maybe I'm sane and a constant contributor to society, and once given the interest, this community as well.

Whether you believe me or not, hate me or not, or deem me insane or sane, given the time you need to really think about it. I felt like having a laugh, so I posted mostly fabricated content. The part where they're a bunch of alcoholics and sluts, true. The part where I hate all of them, or even deleted that guy's work, not true. Do you care? I don't see why you would.

Why you shouldn't kill yourself is simple. You do stuff, you're a member of society, you contribute either nothing or something, but you experience life regardless. This is pretty great. And the fact that I can go online and make people like you so angry that if you saw me IRL... You'd probably just look at me funny. This is the internet. I could say hitler's the coolest shit. Here it's okay, because nobody knows who you are or cares. In society, unless that's your thing, you wouldn't blurt that out to any rational human being.

That's the thing. In society, you're a tool. We're all building blocks to get ourselves somewhere in life we want to be. Here, no different. I just get to utilize you for comedy in ways I can't IRL. But I'm a device for you too. Don't die... Fag
#303 - DarkestLink (11/20/2014) [-]
Too long didn't read.

Seriously just down an entire bottle of Advil or ibuprofen.
You don't have to tie a noose or obtain a gun, ODing on pain killers would probably work better for you.

pic related, you're a nigger.
User avatar #305 - dookaargetman (11/20/2014) [-]
I've overestimated you. Nope, you'd just be cancer if I met you. Thank fuck it's not contagious. You argue, and you won't even read a few paragraphs. I'm glad I cracked this fucker back open today.
#298 - Why haven't you killed yourself yet? Do your peers an…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/20/2014 on and they had to run every... 0
#300 - dookaargetman (11/20/2014) [-]
All you, you vanilla-flavoured condom pop.
User avatar #299 - dookaargetman (11/20/2014) [-]
Because in real life I'm a pretty cool guy.

I'd be doing them a major disservice, as I'm quite accomplished in life so far. Chances are any of the guns I have are just going to pelt me with rubber and styrofoam.

Why don't you, if this bothers you so much? Clearly, I'm doing this for the lol, and you're giving me more to giggle about. Stop while you're ahead.
#301 - DarkestLink (11/20/2014) [-]
I'm getting my weekly dose of cringe from you.

But you should definitely kill yourself. Like I'm not joking, your life will be remembered more from suicide than natural causes.
User avatar #304 - dookaargetman (11/20/2014) [-]
Chances are, without reading, I've spewed some pretty autistic shit. That's either pissed you off more and you'll continue to advise me that suicide is the best choice for me instead of game development and research on computer science... Nope, there's no real either. That's exactly what you'll do. That's what I'd rather you'd do. But hey, surprise me. Being a typical ragefag would suit a deserved stereotype. I don't think you have the balls to say anything intelligent. Hide behind your words of aggression.
User avatar #302 - dookaargetman (11/20/2014) [-]
You know, if we didn't meet on such lovely standards, you'd be an interesting person, I'm sure.

However! I don't think suicide is the option for everyone. Not even you. You know why? Because there's nothing wrong with you. Me neither. As much as you may beg to differ, look at some of the copypastas (or creepypastas) that exist. That mario hack that was on some website for about 30 minutes before removed by the user?

One day, I might find that creepypasta, and get the evidence from at the end of the story, when the author of the copypasta meets the author of the game. He seemed like a completely sane human being. Maybe he was sane, despite using gory picture taken from a crime scene to augment into the horror that is that game. Maybe I'm sane and a constant contributor to society, and once given the interest, this community as well.

Whether you believe me or not, hate me or not, or deem me insane or sane, given the time you need to really think about it. I felt like having a laugh, so I posted mostly fabricated content. The part where they're a bunch of alcoholics and sluts, true. The part where I hate all of them, or even deleted that guy's work, not true. Do you care? I don't see why you would.

Why you shouldn't kill yourself is simple. You do stuff, you're a member of society, you contribute either nothing or something, but you experience life regardless. This is pretty great. And the fact that I can go online and make people like you so angry that if you saw me IRL... You'd probably just look at me funny. This is the internet. I could say hitler's the coolest shit. Here it's okay, because nobody knows who you are or cares. In society, unless that's your thing, you wouldn't blurt that out to any rational human being.

That's the thing. In society, you're a tool. We're all building blocks to get ourselves somewhere in life we want to be. Here, no different. I just get to utilize you for comedy in ways I can't IRL. But I'm a device for you too. Don't die... Fag
#303 - DarkestLink (11/20/2014) [-]
Too long didn't read.

Seriously just down an entire bottle of Advil or ibuprofen.
You don't have to tie a noose or obtain a gun, ODing on pain killers would probably work better for you.

pic related, you're a nigger.
User avatar #305 - dookaargetman (11/20/2014) [-]
I've overestimated you. Nope, you'd just be cancer if I met you. Thank fuck it's not contagious. You argue, and you won't even read a few paragraphs. I'm glad I cracked this fucker back open today.

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User avatar #3 to #2 - DarkestLink (04/15/2011) [-]
I know dude!!! I don't have to ability or time to make some content but I'm happy to know that a single comment generated sooo much thumbs!

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User avatar #5 to #4 - DarkestLink (04/16/2011) [-]
Yah but the 24 hour period is over and we sink back into normality. No more can we claim we belong amongst the higher ups we gotta try again for that spot light!

Hey, on a serious note though we could probably help each other in some way to get comments. I know Funny Junk is possibly the worst place to make "good" friends but just hit me up if you got anything interesting.
User avatar #1 - happyjak (04/14/2011) [-]
You're an amazing person, never give up on your hopes and dreams and always remember you're loved :)
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