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DamnJackieChan

Last status update:
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Personal Info
Gender: male
Facebook Profile: I have a myspace
Youtube Channel: I use Vimeo
Steam Profile: I have a console
Consoles Owned: I have a computer
Video Games Played: I play board games
X-box Gamertag: I have a ps3
PSN: I have a Wii
Interests: semi-attractive girls, money, Pasta Roni Angel Hair Pasta
Date Signed Up:8/19/2010
Last Login:8/01/2015
Location:ur mom
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 7775 total,  9200 ,  1425
Comment Thumbs: 5623 total,  6827 ,  1204
Content Level Progress: 71% (71/100)
Level 177 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 178 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 93% (93/100)
Level 255 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 256 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:2
Content Views:287484
Times Content Favorited:294 times
Total Comments Made:6000
FJ Points:44
back in my day, it took 5000+ thumbs to get top spot on FP instead of 900+

latest user's comments

#7555554 - get  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #7555564 - DamnJackieChan (01/23/2014) [-]
nazis
#7555550 - ******* jews 01/23/2014 on Autism Board 0
#7555547 - get  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #7555550 - DamnJackieChan (01/23/2014) [-]
fucking jews
#7555500 - Rate my Crush  [+] (10 new replies) 01/23/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #7555557 - skrasnic (01/23/2014) [-]
>Is a human not a horse.
0/10 would not fuck.
#7555570 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
You must be new here. The correct response should have been:

>Where are her hooves!?

0/10
User avatar #7555587 - skrasnic (01/23/2014) [-]
k thx
Holy shit I nearly got.
User avatar #7555549 - kilroydotexe (01/23/2014) [-]
**kilroydotexe rolls 2**/10
User avatar #7555538 - puffyclouds (01/23/2014) [-]
**puffyclouds rolls 8**/10
#7555523 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
>Untidy hair

0/10 would not bang
#7555521 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
>long unkept hair
>that ugly sweater
>obviousltyhas no taste in interior decoration
>dat nose

0/10 would not fuck
#7555530 - anon (01/23/2014) [-]
fuk off like omg ur ruining my lyfe
User avatar #7555502 - yorker (01/23/2014) [-]
Looks like Jackie Chan/10
User avatar #7555553 - Grom (01/23/2014) [-]
fucking snorted hot tea out my nose
#7518304 - >derpy plush I didn't say casuals could reply  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #7518608 - commanderbunbun (01/20/2014) [-]
i would've jizzed on the real derpy, but she was dead in the corner covered in blood and fire
#7518288 - did u fap?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #7518292 - miscarriage (01/20/2014) [-]
once a day if i have to or not
#7518267 - I've had a ****** weekend. I'm actually ******* …  [+] (9 new replies) 01/20/2014 on Autism Board 0
#7518336 - novabird (01/20/2014) [-]
worked past my limits, my weekend just started...-_-
User avatar #7518334 - giinthir (01/20/2014) [-]
I went and saw the movie Frozen twice. And then got the soundtrack. Pretty good weekend.
User avatar #7518283 - commanderbunbun (01/20/2014) [-]
i just blew a load all over my derpy plush
User avatar #7518304 - DamnJackieChan (01/20/2014) [-]
>derpy plush

I didn't say casuals could reply
User avatar #7518608 - commanderbunbun (01/20/2014) [-]
i would've jizzed on the real derpy, but she was dead in the corner covered in blood and fire
User avatar #7518280 - miscarriage (01/20/2014) [-]
mine was okay

funnyjunk all day : )
livin the life
User avatar #7518308 - mckinkymcormic (01/20/2014) [-]
prettymuch same..
and photoshop as well...
User avatar #7518288 - DamnJackieChan (01/20/2014) [-]
did u fap?
User avatar #7518292 - miscarriage (01/20/2014) [-]
once a day if i have to or not
#24 - Picture 01/18/2014 on the road to succes +1
#7387831 - I wonder if bitches just cum the second I roll by in my **… 01/09/2014 on Autism Board 0
#7387808 - pls 01/09/2014 on Autism Board 0
#7387791 - bumsnatcher, pony are dum  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Autism Board 0
#7387802 - bumsnacher (01/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #7387808 - DamnJackieChan (01/09/2014) [-]
pls
#7387753 - k Hey Grace, Erik told me you might wanna go to the d…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #7387769 - brendantheferret (01/09/2014) [-]
Yep
#7387727 - >going on fj >ability to talk to opposite sex … 01/09/2014 on Autism Board 0
#7387718 - I only **** with Bowler Hats 01/09/2014 on Autism Board 0
#7387688 - So There's this dance at my school and someone unbekn…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/09/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #7387730 - brendantheferret (01/09/2014) [-]
Basically what you said but less cancerous
User avatar #7387753 - DamnJackieChan (01/09/2014) [-]
k

Hey Grace, Erik told me you might wanna go to the dance with me. Do you want me to pick you up? (Y/N) Ok, see you!
User avatar #7387769 - brendantheferret (01/09/2014) [-]
Yep
User avatar #7387707 - bumsnacher (01/09/2014) [-]
wear your fedora
User avatar #7387718 - DamnJackieChan (01/09/2014) [-]
I only fuck with Bowler Hats
User avatar #7387697 - nippuhl (01/09/2014) [-]
Just talk to her
not that hard
User avatar #7387727 - DamnJackieChan (01/09/2014) [-]
>going on fj
>ability to talk to opposite sex

pick 1
#99 - As someone who has lived in Texas and now Minnesota, this is v… 01/08/2014 on lissen to your Mother 0
#7352911 - **** where u at 01/06/2014 on Autism Board 0
#7352905 - generic-bait-pic.png 01/06/2014 on Autism Board +1
#7352893 - I don't have school tomorrow. But it's gonna be -20°…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #7352902 - krahne (01/06/2014) [-]
It's -38 here you lucky little shit
User avatar #7352934 - datgrass (01/06/2014) [-]
-16 where i am

Oh and I live in Canada too
User avatar #7352911 - DamnJackieChan (01/06/2014) [-]
shit where u at
#7352852 - is it? i didn't know he still came on here  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #7352859 - youhei (01/06/2014) [-]
i haven't seen him in a while
#7352840 - damn who is it cuz they are fabs  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #7352843 - youhei (01/06/2014) [-]
idrk
User avatar #7352852 - DamnJackieChan (01/06/2014) [-]
is it? i didn't know he still came on here
User avatar #7352859 - youhei (01/06/2014) [-]
i haven't seen him in a while
#7352830 - jk, ur beautiful  [+] (5 new replies) 01/06/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #7352833 - youhei (01/06/2014) [-]
lol it's nto even me
User avatar #7352840 - DamnJackieChan (01/06/2014) [-]
damn

who is it

cuz they are fabs
User avatar #7352843 - youhei (01/06/2014) [-]
idrk
User avatar #7352852 - DamnJackieChan (01/06/2014) [-]
is it? i didn't know he still came on here
User avatar #7352859 - youhei (01/06/2014) [-]
i haven't seen him in a while
#7352826 - sorry  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #7352831 - youhei (01/06/2014) [-]
i was trying to get some more people to show their ugly sexy faces
#7352820 - ... never has a gayer sentence been spoken. just deal…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2014 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #7352835 - sebthebrony (01/06/2014) [-]
should i houge them out
#7352811 - k 01/06/2014 on Autism Board 0

Comments(46):

DamnJackieChan has disabled anonymous comments.
 
#132 - murrlogic (02/06/2015) [-]
JACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE   
   
 One more thing
JACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

One more thing
User avatar #125 - SumoWamm (12/05/2013) [-]
You still live up in Burnsville?
User avatar #126 to #125 - DamnJackieChan (12/05/2013) [-]
yeah, why?
User avatar #127 to #126 - SumoWamm (12/05/2013) [-]
How much snow did you get last night and today?
User avatar #128 to #127 - DamnJackieChan (12/05/2013) [-]
like 3 inches or something
User avatar #129 to #128 - SumoWamm (12/05/2013) [-]
Did you hear up by Duluth there was about 40 inches total.
User avatar #130 to #129 - DamnJackieChan (12/06/2013) [-]
holy ******* titty balls. Doesn't surprise me I guess but still
User avatar #131 to #130 - SumoWamm (12/07/2013) [-]
And today it was about -20 with wind chill, and this is december, it's only gonna get worse.
User avatar #123 - DamnJackieChan (08/01/2013) [-]
( ʖ )
User avatar #124 to #123 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
pls
User avatar #119 - DamnJackieChan (06/14/2013) [-]
**DamnJackieChan jacks off for the 3rd time today**
User avatar #120 to #119 - donkeyfetus (06/14/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #103 - magenta (02/20/2013) [-]
Dat Magenta color text
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User avatar #99 to #98 - DamnJackieChan (02/19/2013) [-]
I... uhh... which one
#100 to #99 - unchartedfan **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #101 to #100 - DamnJackieChan (02/19/2013) [-]
oh... yes... that


thank you, very much
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User avatar #83 - shesaidshewaslegal (11/22/2012) [-]
tim you're a cunt
User avatar #121 to #83 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
meen
User avatar #82 - timtheundertaker (11/22/2012) [-]
hi cutie
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User avatar #70 to #69 - DamnJackieChan (09/21/2012) [-]
I think it's ******* hilarious
#71 to #70 - phanny has deleted their comment [-]
#74 to #71 - DamnJackieChan (09/21/2012) [-]
well, don't take it too seriously, man... its just a picture. we still wub woo phanact
well, don't take it too seriously, man... its just a picture. we still wub woo phanact
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User avatar #79 to #75 - DamnJackieChan (09/21/2012) [-]
k, well make up your mind. no offense but there's times when you've been like this and there's times when you're cool with a little hazing and sometimes join in yourself. If you don't think you can take it like you used to, then leave permanently.. for your sake
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#76 to #75 - tehbestever (09/21/2012) [-]
This image has expired
le maybe i stalk his le profile?
#77 to #76 - phanny has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #78 to #77 - tehbestever (09/21/2012) [-]
is le true
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#54 - DinosaurLassie (09/02/2012) [-]
Im stealing your comment virginity.<3
#55 to #54 - DamnJackieChan (09/02/2012) [-]
you're not my first :(
you're not my first :(
#56 to #55 - DinosaurLassie (09/02/2012) [-]
Visually... I am.
#57 to #56 - DamnJackieChan (09/02/2012) [-]
true, true... have your way with me then
#58 to #57 - DinosaurLassie (09/02/2012) [-]
With pleasure.
 
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