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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: I have a myspace
Youtube Channel: I use Vimeo
Steam Profile: I have a console
Consoles Owned: I have a computer
Video Games Played: I play board games
X-box Gamertag: I have a ps3
PSN: I have a Wii
Interests: semi-attractive girls, money, Pasta Roni Angel Hair Pasta
Date Signed Up:8/19/2010
Last Login:7/30/2014
Location:ur mom
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 7775 total,  9200 ,  1425
Comment Thumbs: 5595 total,  6799 ,  1204
Content Level Progress: 71% (71/100)
Level 177 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 178 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 90% (90/100)
Level 255 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 256 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:2
Content Views:286759
Times Content Favorited:294 times
Total Comments Made:5975
FJ Points:41
back in my day, it took 5000+ thumbs to get top spot on FP instead of 900+

latest user's comments

#7352809 - pls don't start this IRL ****  [+] (20 new replies) 01/06/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
#7352819 - spyrothedrrgn has deleted their comment.
#7352844 - novabird (01/06/2014) [-]
everyone else here who wants to post their irl does, if anyone gives you trouble tell them to fuck off.
#7352855 - spyrothedrrgn has deleted their comment.
#7352857 - spyrothedrrgn has deleted their comment.
#7352885 - novabird (01/06/2014) [-]
well, i don't post mine because i'm kinda famous locally and don't want to be bothered here as well...-_-
they only say that because it's a board full of lesbos and queers getting jealous because you likely have way better looks than them anyways, so they bitch and make a stink about it.
as for me, i don't care about gender at all.
#7352903 - spyrothedrrgn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #7352914 - novabird (01/06/2014) [-]
he he he, exact attitude i took as well.
#7352939 - spyrothedrrgn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #7352949 - novabird (01/06/2014) [-]
i think everyone should be in tinychat, it's more amusing.
User avatar #7352822 - RisenLichen (01/06/2014) [-]
why

Post it. I want to see it
#7352828 - spyrothedrrgn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #7352838 - RisenLichen (01/06/2014) [-]
on my profile
#7352845 - spyrothedrrgn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #7352860 - RisenLichen (01/06/2014) [-]
if you're on it now, cool.

But why would people flip
#7352866 - spyrothedrrgn has deleted their comment.
User avatar #7352868 - RisenLichen (01/06/2014) [-]
but.. why. you're not answering why people do.
#7352879 - spyrothedrrgn has deleted their comment.
#7352816 - youhei (01/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #7352826 - DamnJackieChan (01/06/2014) [-]
sorry
User avatar #7352831 - youhei (01/06/2014) [-]
i was trying to get some more people to show their ugly sexy faces
#2300 - TEHBEST, IZ ACTUALLY LASSIE NUDES? PLS GIB 01/06/2014 on tehbestever's profile 0
#7352763 - glass, pls 01/06/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#7352748 - hawke is gay 01/06/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
#7352742 - y u say dis 01/06/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#7352727 - me and my gf have been together for 3 years today, i just love…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #7352735 - youhei (01/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #7352742 - DamnJackieChan (01/06/2014) [-]
y u say dis
#7352684 - >bumsnatcher >king of anything 01/06/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#7352677 - phanact pls 01/06/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#7352667 - who's the king of this board now? back in my day it w…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/06/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #7352679 - bumsnacher (01/06/2014) [-]
Obviously it's me

nobody even comes close
User avatar #7352684 - DamnJackieChan (01/06/2014) [-]
>bumsnatcher
>king of anything
User avatar #7352671 - phanact (01/06/2014) [-]
Me dumbshits
User avatar #7352677 - DamnJackieChan (01/06/2014) [-]
phanact pls
#7352647 - i sed pretty not sexy. Do you want in my pants 01/06/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#7352642 - god ******* damn, 11/10 smooth as ****  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #7352645 - mcderper (01/06/2014) [-]
#7352637 - aww thx 01/06/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#7352623 - somebody tell me I'm pretty  [+] (7 new replies) 01/06/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #7352638 - rambomanthree (01/06/2014) [-]
ur sexy
User avatar #7352647 - DamnJackieChan (01/06/2014) [-]
i sed pretty not sexy.

Do you want in my pants
User avatar #7352631 - kingalister (01/06/2014) [-]
You're God Damn Jackie Chan

You're pretty as fuck, nigga.
User avatar #7352637 - DamnJackieChan (01/06/2014) [-]
aww thx
User avatar #7352630 - mcderper (01/06/2014) [-]
you r pretty. Pretty beautiful.....
User avatar #7352642 - DamnJackieChan (01/06/2014) [-]
god fucking damn, 11/10 smooth as fuck
User avatar #7352645 - mcderper (01/06/2014) [-]
#7352597 - toplel.jpg 01/06/2014 on autism autism autism autism +1
#7352582 - thx buddy  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #7352588 - kokanum (01/06/2014) [-]
np
#7352568 - do we have a fedora channel?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/06/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #7352597 - DamnJackieChan (01/06/2014) [-]
toplel.jpg
User avatar #7352582 - DamnJackieChan (01/06/2014) [-]
thx buddy
User avatar #7352588 - kokanum (01/06/2014) [-]
np
#17790 - idk man, i hope you're right and I'm wrong 01/01/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#17735 - Bill O'Brien + Rookie QB (Bridgewater probz) + Uncertain healt…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #17744 - skullnigga (01/01/2014) [-]
we'll make it to the playoffs
User avatar #17790 - DamnJackieChan (01/01/2014) [-]
idk man, i hope you're right and I'm wrong
#17734 - I think he's overrated but idk, maybe he'll be good. … 12/31/2013 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#108174 - yeah, no. and we were friends before. oh well, time to cry &am…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#108180 - unncommon (12/21/2013) [-]
I'm sorry bro, you have my sincerest condolences. I know that feel.
Just make sure that what ever you do, you don't act desperate.
Hell, I wouldn't even recommend showing interest unless she starts to chase you. I mean, I could be totally wrong, ask loveyameanish
She's one of those people with vaginas. she's actually pretty damn cute too. But don't tell her I said that.
But try to cheer up bud.
#108305 - loveyameanish (12/22/2013) [-]
#108171 - how do i see if she deleted me  [+] (4 new replies) 12/21/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#108172 - unncommon (12/21/2013) [-]
Look her name up, if she shows up as a friend then she's your friend. If she's not listed as a friend then she either deleted you or you've never had her added to begin with.
User avatar #108174 - DamnJackieChan (12/21/2013) [-]
yeah, no. and we were friends before. oh well, time to cry & masturbate
#108180 - unncommon (12/21/2013) [-]
I'm sorry bro, you have my sincerest condolences. I know that feel.
Just make sure that what ever you do, you don't act desperate.
Hell, I wouldn't even recommend showing interest unless she starts to chase you. I mean, I could be totally wrong, ask loveyameanish
She's one of those people with vaginas. she's actually pretty damn cute too. But don't tell her I said that.
But try to cheer up bud.
#108305 - loveyameanish (12/22/2013) [-]
#108124 - So this girl gives me her number. I'm really excited but i rea…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/21/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#108167 - anonymous (12/21/2013) [-]
If she is interested, you shouldn't worry.

If not, you don't want her.
User avatar #108132 - unncommon (12/21/2013) [-]
I remember you.
1. Don't put your phone in your back pocket.
2. Every time that I've been butt-dialed I've never been able to make out what they were saying.
3. She doesn't know that it was your phone.
4. Look her up on Facebook and see if she deleted you.
User avatar #108171 - DamnJackieChan (12/21/2013) [-]
how do i see if she deleted me
#108172 - unncommon (12/21/2013) [-]
Look her name up, if she shows up as a friend then she's your friend. If she's not listed as a friend then she either deleted you or you've never had her added to begin with.
User avatar #108174 - DamnJackieChan (12/21/2013) [-]
yeah, no. and we were friends before. oh well, time to cry & masturbate
#108180 - unncommon (12/21/2013) [-]
I'm sorry bro, you have my sincerest condolences. I know that feel.
Just make sure that what ever you do, you don't act desperate.
Hell, I wouldn't even recommend showing interest unless she starts to chase you. I mean, I could be totally wrong, ask loveyameanish
She's one of those people with vaginas. she's actually pretty damn cute too. But don't tell her I said that.
But try to cheer up bud.
#108305 - loveyameanish (12/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #108125 - becefalus (12/21/2013) [-]
Don't worry about the past. You will find another girl in the future.
#107946 - not to sound beta as **** right now but I didn't … 12/20/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#107904 - k 12/19/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#107902 - how long should I wait before asking for a girls number? we've…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/19/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #107905 - unncommon (12/19/2013) [-]
"Hey Winter Break is coming up and I wanted to hang out with you." (Don't pose it as a question, you'll look beta and increase your chance of rejection...but don't come on to strong)
If she says "Yeah, cool!" (Or what ever the fuck kind of affirmative) then be like
"Heh, give me yo numba bitch." Then slap her ass.
Nah don't do that last part but be like "Well let me take down your number so we can figure it out."
Then wait three days to text her.
The slap her ass.
Fuck yeah.
User avatar #107946 - DamnJackieChan (12/20/2013) [-]
not to sound beta as fuck right now but I didn't know she existed 2 weeks ago so im taking a shot in the dark and saying she doesn't want to hang out with me (especially since she's the shy/reserved type)
User avatar #107903 - alphajunk (12/19/2013) [-]
Go for it and get pussy nigga
User avatar #107904 - DamnJackieChan (12/19/2013) [-]
k

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User avatar #125 - SumoWamm (12/05/2013) [-]
You still live up in Burnsville?
User avatar #126 to #125 - DamnJackieChan (12/05/2013) [-]
yeah, why?
User avatar #127 to #126 - SumoWamm (12/05/2013) [-]
How much snow did you get last night and today?
User avatar #128 to #127 - DamnJackieChan (12/05/2013) [-]
like 3 inches or something
User avatar #129 to #128 - SumoWamm (12/05/2013) [-]
Did you hear up by Duluth there was about 40 inches total.
User avatar #130 to #129 - DamnJackieChan (12/06/2013) [-]
holy ******* titty balls. Doesn't surprise me I guess but still
User avatar #131 to #130 - SumoWamm (12/07/2013) [-]
And today it was about -20 with wind chill, and this is december, it's only gonna get worse.
User avatar #123 - DamnJackieChan (08/01/2013) [-]
( ʖ )
User avatar #124 to #123 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (08/01/2013) [-]
pls
User avatar #119 - DamnJackieChan (06/14/2013) [-]
**DamnJackieChan jacks off for the 3rd time today**
User avatar #120 to #119 - donkeyfetus (06/14/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #103 - magenta (02/20/2013) [-]
Dat Magenta color text
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User avatar #99 to #98 - DamnJackieChan (02/19/2013) [-]
I... uhh... which one
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User avatar #101 to #100 - DamnJackieChan (02/19/2013) [-]
oh... yes... that


thank you, very much
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User avatar #83 - shesaidshewaslegal (11/22/2012) [-]
tim you're a cunt
User avatar #121 to #83 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
meen
User avatar #82 - timtheundertaker (11/22/2012) [-]
hi cutie
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User avatar #70 to #69 - DamnJackieChan (09/21/2012) [-]
I think it's ******* hilarious
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#74 to #71 - DamnJackieChan (09/21/2012) [-]
well, don't take it too seriously, man... its just a picture. we still wub woo phanact
well, don't take it too seriously, man... its just a picture. we still wub woo phanact
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User avatar #79 to #75 - DamnJackieChan (09/21/2012) [-]
k, well make up your mind. no offense but there's times when you've been like this and there's times when you're cool with a little hazing and sometimes join in yourself. If you don't think you can take it like you used to, then leave permanently.. for your sake
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#76 to #75 - tehbestever (09/21/2012) [-]
This image has expired
le maybe i stalk his le profile?
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User avatar #78 to #77 - tehbestever (09/21/2012) [-]
is le true
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#54 - DinosaurLassie (09/02/2012) [-]
Im stealing your comment virginity.<3
#55 to #54 - DamnJackieChan (09/02/2012) [-]
you're not my first :(
you're not my first :(
#56 to #55 - DinosaurLassie (09/02/2012) [-]
Visually... I am.
#57 to #56 - DamnJackieChan (09/02/2012) [-]
true, true... have your way with me then
#58 to #57 - DinosaurLassie (09/02/2012) [-]
With pleasure.
 
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