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DamnJackieChan

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Facebook Profile: I have a myspace
Youtube Channel: I use Vimeo
Steam Profile: I have a console
Consoles Owned: I have a computer
Video Games Played: I play board games
X-box Gamertag: I have a ps3
PSN: I have a Wii
Interests: semi-attractive girls, money, Pasta Roni Angel Hair Pasta
Date Signed Up:8/19/2010
Last Login:7/01/2015
Location:ur mom
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#26435
Highest Content Rank:#1460
Highest Comment Rank:#806
Content Thumbs: 7775 total,  9200 ,  1425
Comment Thumbs: 5623 total,  6827 ,  1204
Content Level Progress: 71% (71/100)
Level 177 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 178 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 93% (93/100)
Level 255 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 256 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:2
Content Views:287413
Times Content Favorited:294 times
Total Comments Made:6000
FJ Points:44
back in my day, it took 5000+ thumbs to get top spot on FP instead of 900+

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latest user's comments

#24 - welp 04/17/2015 on Best day ever +2
#623 - as I stare into your soul 02/19/2015 on Be vain and post your... 0
#293192 - Exercise Science. I might transfer to another colleg…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #293209 - tariv (02/06/2015) [-]
My cousin's planning on getting into that. That gives me no expertise on the subject but I mentioned it. Anyways, about that dick.
#293189 - i remember you. where you ever in those skype calls we used to do?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +2
User avatar #293202 - russianxbear (02/06/2015) [-]
not that i recall, i think. what i am mostly known for was my bandwagon
xxrussainbearxx
#293184 - It pays decent and it's just a job for college. Not really a b…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/06/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #293186 - tariv (02/06/2015) [-]
What're you majoring in, pray tell?
User avatar #293192 - DamnJackieChan (02/06/2015) [-]
Exercise Science.

I might transfer to another college to do Kinesiology and get into Physical Therapy

boring shit man, thats why i brought up my dick
User avatar #293209 - tariv (02/06/2015) [-]
My cousin's planning on getting into that. That gives me no expertise on the subject but I mentioned it. Anyways, about that dick.
#293174 - Footlocker I sell ethnic groups their expensive footw…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/06/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +2
User avatar #293178 - tariv (02/06/2015) [-]
Sounds like a mediocre time
User avatar #293184 - DamnJackieChan (02/06/2015) [-]
It pays decent and it's just a job for college. Not really a big deal but I keep my kicks fresh, bitch

I also do really masturbate a lot
User avatar #293186 - tariv (02/06/2015) [-]
What're you majoring in, pray tell?
User avatar #293192 - DamnJackieChan (02/06/2015) [-]
Exercise Science.

I might transfer to another college to do Kinesiology and get into Physical Therapy

boring shit man, thats why i brought up my dick
User avatar #293209 - tariv (02/06/2015) [-]
My cousin's planning on getting into that. That gives me no expertise on the subject but I mentioned it. Anyways, about that dick.
#293171 - yea I was start of PT14 back when i was more of a fag … 02/06/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#293162 - idk, what do you want to know? I grew a beard and I went throu…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/06/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +2
User avatar #293163 - tariv (02/06/2015) [-]
What're you working now?
User avatar #293174 - DamnJackieChan (02/06/2015) [-]
Footlocker

I sell ethnic groups their expensive footwear and apparel while acting like the whitest person u could imagine
User avatar #293178 - tariv (02/06/2015) [-]
Sounds like a mediocre time
User avatar #293184 - DamnJackieChan (02/06/2015) [-]
It pays decent and it's just a job for college. Not really a big deal but I keep my kicks fresh, bitch

I also do really masturbate a lot
User avatar #293186 - tariv (02/06/2015) [-]
What're you majoring in, pray tell?
User avatar #293192 - DamnJackieChan (02/06/2015) [-]
Exercise Science.

I might transfer to another college to do Kinesiology and get into Physical Therapy

boring shit man, thats why i brought up my dick
User avatar #293209 - tariv (02/06/2015) [-]
My cousin's planning on getting into that. That gives me no expertise on the subject but I mentioned it. Anyways, about that dick.
#293146 - same  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
User avatar #293148 - theguyweallhate (02/06/2015) [-]
Glad we could reach a true end to this ever-prevailing conflict.
#293144 - well it feeds the kids goddamnit and I am good at what I do. … 02/06/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0

Comments(46):

DamnJackieChan has disabled anonymous comments.
 
#132 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
JACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE   
   
 One more thing
JACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

One more thing
User avatar #125 - SumoWamm (12/05/2013) [-]
You still live up in Burnsville?
User avatar #126 to #125 - DamnJackieChan (12/05/2013) [-]
yeah, why?
User avatar #127 to #126 - SumoWamm (12/05/2013) [-]
How much snow did you get last night and today?
User avatar #128 to #127 - DamnJackieChan (12/05/2013) [-]
like 3 inches or something
User avatar #129 to #128 - SumoWamm (12/05/2013) [-]
Did you hear up by Duluth there was about 40 inches total.
User avatar #130 to #129 - DamnJackieChan (12/06/2013) [-]
holy ******* titty balls. Doesn't surprise me I guess but still
User avatar #131 to #130 - SumoWamm (12/07/2013) [-]
And today it was about -20 with wind chill, and this is december, it's only gonna get worse.
User avatar #123 - DamnJackieChan (08/01/2013) [-]
( ʖ )
User avatar #119 - DamnJackieChan (06/14/2013) [-]
**DamnJackieChan jacks off for the 3rd time today**
User avatar #120 to #119 - donkeyfetus (06/14/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #103 - magenta (02/20/2013) [-]
Dat Magenta color text
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User avatar #99 to #98 - DamnJackieChan (02/19/2013) [-]
I... uhh... which one
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User avatar #101 to #100 - DamnJackieChan (02/19/2013) [-]
oh... yes... that


thank you, very much
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User avatar #83 - shesaidshewaslegal (11/22/2012) [-]
tim you're a cunt
User avatar #82 - timtheundertaker (11/22/2012) [-]
hi cutie
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User avatar #70 to #69 - DamnJackieChan (09/21/2012) [-]
I think it's ******* hilarious
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#74 to #71 - DamnJackieChan (09/21/2012) [-]
well, don't take it too seriously, man... its just a picture. we still wub woo phanact
well, don't take it too seriously, man... its just a picture. we still wub woo phanact
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User avatar #79 to #75 - DamnJackieChan (09/21/2012) [-]
k, well make up your mind. no offense but there's times when you've been like this and there's times when you're cool with a little hazing and sometimes join in yourself. If you don't think you can take it like you used to, then leave permanently.. for your sake
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#76 to #75 - tehbestever (09/21/2012) [-]
This image has expired
le maybe i stalk his le profile?
#77 to #76 - phanny has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #78 to #77 - tehbestever (09/21/2012) [-]
is le true
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#59 - elguso ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
#60 to #59 - elguso ONLINE (09/06/2012) [-]
#54 - DinosaurLassie (09/02/2012) [-]
Im stealing your comment virginity.<3
#55 to #54 - DamnJackieChan (09/02/2012) [-]
you're not my first :(
you're not my first :(
#56 to #55 - DinosaurLassie (09/02/2012) [-]
Visually... I am.
#57 to #56 - DamnJackieChan (09/02/2012) [-]
true, true... have your way with me then
#58 to #57 - DinosaurLassie (09/02/2012) [-]
With pleasure.
 
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