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#25 - Except I don't think I've ever been to Wafflehouse any less th…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2016 on dennys 0
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#27 - vorarephilia (06/25/2016) [-]

You should. Chocolate chip waffles were a late night craving that was sated.
#68 - You think English is a simple language? Other languages have r…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2016 on languages +17
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#204 - rainbowisbestpone (06/26/2016) [-]
Learning English to be able to communicate at understandable level with making little mistakes is easy as fuck. Yes it takes few years and a bit of willingness, but learning it since 4th grade up to equivalent of 9th grade in not English speaking country will surely make you able to do that. I have hard time with languages, yet English was like being handed a free cake all the time while for example German was like making that cake all by yourself.
I don't say learning to use English perfectly is easy, but then again probably no language is like that. But after learning english for 6 years in primary school [not even A1 level] I could make basic sentences and questions in past, present and future, use conditionals etc. After learning 4 years of German on A2/B1 I still can hardly make basic sentences.
#197 - schnabulator (06/26/2016) [-]
I love how every language somehow has that one part which is incredibly easy and usefull. Like how we germans are able to create words, especially nouns which is really usefull to explain stuff. English doesn't give a fuck about pronouns and just writes everything small which is nice. On the other hand every language also has a part which makes no sense at all is hard to grasp and really hard to learn. It is kind off beautifull and retarded at the same time.
#2 - Admins just sitting there thinking to himself, "No one wi… 06/15/2016 on 6 am +2
#77 - one person coming in late enough to make the servers and cooks…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2016 on Tumblr-Comp #13 +5
#143 - quoterox (06/08/2016) [-]

i know

im joking
#296 - What's the problem here? You throw together almost literally a… 05/23/2016 on american drinking "culture" +2
#43 - I work in an open kitchen restaurant, so believe me, I see som… 05/19/2016 on Eat your food please +2
#72 - Most definitely shock. I got hit by a car last year and though…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/17/2016 on Ohshit.gif/thefuckyoudoing? +13
#80 - mumphrey (05/18/2016) [-]
Haha, i chrashed once, said i had no problem going to work, gave it 3 hours, maan i couldnt go to work
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#73 - fergin (05/17/2016) [-]
I walked home with 2 broken arms and still pushed my bike home. I didn't even realize my face was covered with blood until a guy pulled over and asked me if I was okay. I fell down one of those steep cement road-hills while biking.
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#76 - Whaaaaaaaaa (05/17/2016) [-]
Or he's a superhero...
#51 - They're on the shoulder, look at the parked car further up the… 05/17/2016 on Open the door, get on the... +2
#31 - I'm far less scared using a freshly sharpened or honed knife t… 05/16/2016 on Speed Onion Chopping (in hand) 0
#30 - *not cutting the way I thought it would. 05/16/2016 on Speed Onion Chopping (in hand) +1
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