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Daeiros

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Gender: male
Age: 29
Date Signed Up:11/13/2009
Last Login:8/27/2016
Location:USA
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Highest Content Rank:#1163
Highest Comment Rank:#242
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Times Content Favorited:208 times
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#308 - Wow, I didn't know Sierra was still making games. I loved the … 08/25/2016 on Tasering Bike Thieves 0
#304 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2016 on Tasering Bike Thieves 0
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#306 - politicalslap (08/25/2016) [-]
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#308 - Daeiros (08/25/2016) [-]
Wow, I didn't know Sierra was still making games. I loved the Space Quest and Leisure Suit Larry games
#300 - As tempting as that is, Texas is way to damn hot for me. I put…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/25/2016 on Tasering Bike Thieves 0
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#301 - politicalslap (08/25/2016) [-]
time for Daeiros to move to russia
#304 - Daeiros (08/25/2016) [-]
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#306 - politicalslap (08/25/2016) [-]
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#308 - Daeiros (08/25/2016) [-]
Wow, I didn't know Sierra was still making games. I loved the Space Quest and Leisure Suit Larry games
#298 - Fortunately the law isn't quite THAT retarded. If some dum…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/25/2016 on Tasering Bike Thieves 0
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#299 - politicalslap (08/25/2016) [-]
you need to haul ass to texas
someone breaks into your house... you can repaint your wall with them
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#300 - Daeiros (08/25/2016) [-]
As tempting as that is, Texas is way to damn hot for me. I put out more BTUs than some space heaters I've seen, I don't put on a jacket til it gets below zero unless it's particularly windy.
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#301 - politicalslap (08/25/2016) [-]
time for Daeiros to move to russia
#304 - Daeiros (08/25/2016) [-]
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#306 - politicalslap (08/25/2016) [-]
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#308 - Daeiros (08/25/2016) [-]
Wow, I didn't know Sierra was still making games. I loved the Space Quest and Leisure Suit Larry games
#255 - When I was a kid, someone stole my bike once. Problem is, …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/25/2016 on Tasering Bike Thieves +6
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#296 - politicalslap (08/25/2016) [-]
> steal property
> hurt self in process
> blame property owner

welcome to america
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#298 - Daeiros (08/25/2016) [-]
Fortunately the law isn't quite THAT retarded.
If some dumbass breaks into your house and falls down the stairs, they can sue you because fuck logic. Fortunately, once they leave your property, hurting themselves with something they stole from you is not legally your fault.

My state doesn't even have a self defense law, if someone comes at you with a knife and you break that fuckers nose, you get charged with assault. Such a backwards legal system.
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#299 - politicalslap (08/25/2016) [-]
you need to haul ass to texas
someone breaks into your house... you can repaint your wall with them
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#300 - Daeiros (08/25/2016) [-]
As tempting as that is, Texas is way to damn hot for me. I put out more BTUs than some space heaters I've seen, I don't put on a jacket til it gets below zero unless it's particularly windy.
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#301 - politicalslap (08/25/2016) [-]
time for Daeiros to move to russia
#304 - Daeiros (08/25/2016) [-]
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#306 - politicalslap (08/25/2016) [-]
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#308 - Daeiros (08/25/2016) [-]
Wow, I didn't know Sierra was still making games. I loved the Space Quest and Leisure Suit Larry games
#32 - did someone say metal ap top? 08/23/2016 on No words for this Virgie... +12
#53 - you could always try it has worked for me on several fair…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2016 on porn +3
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#60 - raquizta (08/22/2016) [-]
I don't know why you get thumbs down man, this was helpful
#168 - Watch it again. The man says, "I see you with the tas… 08/21/2016 on This is no longer Hammer Time +1
#164 - Watch it again. The man says, "I see you with the tas… 08/21/2016 on This is no longer Hammer Time +5
#163 - Watch it again. The man says, "I see you with the tas… 08/21/2016 on This is no longer Hammer Time +4