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    Derpy don't do it! Derpy don't do it!

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#80 - I like how martin luther king's beliefs is held as the epitome…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2016 on Canada Utterly Destroyed.... +11
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#244 - blkjk (07/06/2016) [-]
Exactly this. My mom had a stroke in 2006 and was the breadwinner of my family. My family of 5 ended up having to live on 30k-ish a year. I went to a community college and got some of the financial aid that was available. My Mexican girlfriend at the time had two working parents both earning about 30k a year and she got the full financial aid available (probably because her parents were illegals). She also had a pool of at least 80 scholarships to apply to while me, a white male had maybe 15. She ended up having so much extra financial aid for the year she didn't have to think about working.
#248 - corps (07/07/2016) [-]
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#212 - lampmountaindew (07/05/2016) [-]
cuz when people are right once they thin theyre right all the fucking time
#92 - does anyone know the origin of this yell? i really been lookin…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2016 on Random shit on my phone 80 +2
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#97 - dinosaurloving (07/04/2016) [-]
Black man screaming orgasm.
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#94 - gamiakguy (07/04/2016) [-]
Senran Kagura: Estival Versus

shit's cash, but it's a ps4 exclusive and costs like 60 bucks
#41 - it's a joke, not a dick.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2016 on Kormag Roscenovap Tevoksacki +7
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#47 - sketchysketchist (07/02/2016) [-]
Anything's a dick if you're brave enough.
#21 - Well the smart ones realize the **** country they're in and le…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2016 on loo +16
#34 - anon (06/27/2016) [-]
And they have to compete with the mediocre natives
#78 - the dance is from chuunibyou. The second season intro to be ex… 06/23/2016 on Random shit on my phone 70 0
#306 - he high school gym teacher, no children teach man like me thought.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2016 on smack her up when she ackin up -4
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#524 - rheago (06/09/2016) [-]
What the fuck are you even trying to say?
#304 - He was a kindergarten teacher. No longer kindergarten teacher.…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2016 on smack her up when she ackin up +3
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#306 - DJstar (06/09/2016) [-]
he high school gym teacher, no children teach man like me thought.
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#524 - rheago (06/09/2016) [-]
What the fuck are you even trying to say?
#208 - That's not relevant in this situation at hand though. You just… 06/09/2016 on -O- +2
#20 - as someone who's new to all this, can you explain to me where …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/08/2016 on The new Top Gear bombed... +1
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#26 - thattessachick (06/08/2016) [-]
The two main presenters don't like each other, the banter's weak as fuck and Chris Evans has an annoying face.
#21 - chris chris (06/08/2016) [-]
theyre never going to come close to the quality and chemistry of jerimy, richard, and james. the shows bar is set too high. it was something special, and you cant just reproduce something like that. for example: american top gear
#24 - anon (06/08/2016) [-]
Even American Top Gear is 5 star programming compared to this new Top Gear
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#25 - propanex (06/08/2016) [-]
*bender yelling through the door that he's great*

#60 - Bad day in funnyjunk when you get greens for wrong ******* opi…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2016 on SJWs 0
#67 - legendarysnarf (06/07/2016) [-]
it sounded fake, but i saw people saying it was real in the comments, and when a majority of people were saying its real, i believed them, not because im part of some "circle jerk" but because when i see people say a what, 10 second long video is real? i believe them, especially when 1. i know SJWS are like that and 2. im not going to do research on a fucking 10 second long video just to see if its fake. stop trying to bring people down you negative nancy
#68 - legendarysnarf (06/07/2016) [-]
and if they got maced, why isnt everyone behind her or next to her freaking out? just her?