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#46 - I was reading with 400 WPM but in my opinion if I had to study…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2014 on read faster +5
User avatar #89 - seventhseeker (02/18/2014) [-]
I .... I dont think that it is supposed to be used on text you need to analyze and cooperate with, for example your math homework. But it surely can be a great advantage for reading a work of fiction.
#23 - Archer: Woodhouse!!! What do you think you're doing?! Wood…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2014 on I'm gonna be a pirate king. +23
User avatar #24 - hazmathank (02/18/2014) [-]
actually Malory says sterling not archer.
#83 - "How does the congress vote?" "Haha just k… 02/17/2014 on Bipartisanship +1
#12 - Guy in the back is like 02/17/2014 on Oh. Shit. +6
#4 - Picture 02/16/2014 on Meanwhile in Sochi 0
#2 - Russia is not more anti-gay than the USA. Its just western med…  [+] (11 new replies) 02/15/2014 on Damn, Those Pants Are... -2
User avatar #16 - Xaponz (02/16/2014) [-]
this is actually very true, Western media is extremely manipulative. Another example is the whole North Korean nuke fiasco. North Korea can barely emulate what the allies did in WW2, on top of which, where western media were going bat shit crazy, people in SOUTH KOREA literally right underneath, really didn't care because they knew nothing would happen. Obviously they cared somewhat but Western media will do anything for attention.

Not to mention Putins laws for anti-gays had good intentions backed with bad understanding of societies. Originally it was thought that most homosexuals were child molestors, so it was the governments plan to original protect children from these predators. OBVIOUSLY now that is very very wrong after some scientific research from around the world, but nonetheless it has yet to be changed.
#9 - sirlancealotofhoes (02/15/2014) [-]
Russia has laws that prevents people from displaying any sexuality (i.e. homosexuality) to be equal to heterosexuality 'to minors', which means that it cannot be publicly shown, or privately shown where children might be present.
User avatar #11 - testing (02/16/2014) [-]
It's just stopping that ridiculous fucking pride activities that block my fucking driveway for hours.

Only camp fags are going to be effected by this in Russia and camp fags are a minority within a minority.

Gay pride is completely stupid. No one should be proud to be gay.
You should never be proud of something that is not your choice. You should just accept it and get on with life.
User avatar #18 - SirFail (02/16/2014) [-]
Yeah. So having your children taking away from you because it's gay propaganda to the children is Ok to you? Dude not cool.
User avatar #19 - testing (02/16/2014) [-]
Yes it's fine with me.

Whether gay propaganda turns people gay or not I don't support gays having children.
#12 - sirlancealotofhoes (02/16/2014) [-]
I never defended the gay industry, I think it's dumb as fuck. But I cannot agree with laws that restricts individual freedom in such way.
User avatar #13 - testing (02/16/2014) [-]
How does it restrict individual freedom?
#14 - sirlancealotofhoes (02/16/2014) [-]
The law differentiates between straight and gay in a discriminating way. You said it yourself, one shouldn't be proud of what they have no choice in. Neither should they be ashamed. So why should it be legal to kiss someone of the opposite gender publicly, but not the same? The gay industry should be allowed to exist, even if I think it's retarded.
User avatar #15 - testing (02/16/2014) [-]
I hate all public displays of affection.

I don't discriminate.

But you put it quite well. I don't argue with you anymore.
#5 - andywazowski (02/15/2014) [-]
People are getting beaten up, and some are not allowed to enter by the government
User avatar #3 - nyuORlucy (02/15/2014) [-]
ya cause you can totally get thrown in jail for being gay in america
#4 - I guess the inside of the case is really hot. 02/15/2014 on Moe Cooled™ +43
#4 - Picture 02/15/2014 on 'Tis but a scratch. +137
#13 - Now ppl dont have time for anything because they keep staring … 02/15/2014 on WTF Fun Fun Facts Comp Vol.... +10
#5 - Picture 02/15/2014 on The lesson is... don't try 0
#41 - Imagine how tough the Hyppo's skin must be if even a lion cant…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/14/2014 on no fucks given +1
User avatar #51 - febreezboi (02/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #48 - mankey (02/14/2014) [-]
Its skin is actually bulletproof to most low calibre ammunition. The skin is 4cm thick and ways over a ton alone.
User avatar #50 - febreezboi (02/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #52 - mankey (02/14/2014) [-]
Thank you, I didn't even notice.

I halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plane lee marques four my revue
Miss steaks aye ken knot sea

Eye ran this poem threw it
Your sure reel glad two no
It's vary polished in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew

A chequer is a bless sing
It freeze yew lodes of thyme
It helps me awl stiles two reed
And aides mi when aye rime

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud
And wee mussed dew the best wee can
Sew flaws are knot aloud
User avatar #53 - mankey (02/14/2014) [-]
And now bee cause my spelling
is checked with such grate flare
Their are know faults with in my cite
Of nun eye am a wear

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed to be a joule
The chequer poured o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule

That's why aye brake in two averse
My righting wants too pleas
Sow now ewe sea wye aye dew prays
Such soft wear for pea seas
User avatar #54 - febreezboi (02/14/2014) [-]
I just now noticed that this poem was intentionally spelled wrong.
#195 - I'd say "pretty goodass" to be honest 02/12/2014 on pretty badass +4
#36 - Picture 02/10/2014 on Orgasms, how do they feel... +2
#156 - Last kid is like...  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2014 on "Why My Kid Is Crying" Comp #2 +2
User avatar #159 - blazedallday (02/09/2014) [-]
dont think hes that calm at all
#8 - win-win 02/07/2014 on Poor guy, whoever he is. 0
#17 - Its one thing to be religious but if you are just plain … 02/07/2014 on Bitch, write it right +1
#43 - Looks like a boss from an MMO 02/07/2014 on Sort of Nope 0
#69 - Took her 3 seasons to blink 02/07/2014 on tumblr 0
#7 - Please dont be stupid and dont belive everything you hear on T…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2014 on Tower of death - read desc. 0
#14 - freedomforall (02/06/2014) [-]
pls see comments above for sources. They target civilians, everyone.
#3 - What about near death experiences, when they are about to die,…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2014 on Maybe... +1
#4 - nationalanthem (02/06/2014) [-]
baby dies during birth? yours are funnier though..
#15 - Its a valid argument. Comparing 2 terrible, digsuting presiden… 02/06/2014 on Willy Wonka shares a word... +1
#5 - MS paint anyone?  [+] (6 new replies) 02/03/2014 on tfw no gf +50
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#45 - takemythumb (02/04/2014) [-]
dis niggah
#24 - Elemental (02/04/2014) [-]
As much as I'd like to think of myself as a maturing young man, I giggled like a little bitch.
#18 - turbodoosh (02/04/2014) [-]
#12 - redzeopoweranger (02/04/2014) [-]
#3 - Where I hide my candy if I have some.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/01/2014 on how to hide your candy +205
#8 - anonymous (02/02/2014) [-]
I don't get it
#32 - anonymous (02/02/2014) [-]
he hides his candy in a medicine book u ignorent
User avatar #30 - niggernazi (02/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #25 - feelythefeel (02/02/2014) [-]
That's the point.
#10 - anonymous (02/02/2014) [-]
ofc not hes hidden it l2read
#7 - The first one is a crime and yet the second one isnt.  [+] (8 new replies) 02/01/2014 on give a man a gun +3
#88 - anonymous (02/02/2014) [-]
The first one happened. The second one didn't. Does that clear things up for you?
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#17 - optimussum (02/02/2014) [-]
yeah they should make depositing your money illegal
#10 - anonymous (02/01/2014) [-]
Fun story, for a long time it was a crime. People werent stupid and realized that banks using debt notes were basicly making more gold that didnt exist, and this devalued gold.

For a long time it was a serious crime punished by public execution.
User avatar #21 - tzenimpotsi (02/02/2014) [-]
"jews do this" fuck you fucking antisemite worm!!!!
#19 - cronois (02/02/2014) [-]
Surprisingly anon is right for once. It's a practice called Fractional reserve banking which unfortunately is the common practice of banks these days.
#89 - anonymous (02/02/2014) [-]
Fractional reserve banking has nothing whatsoever to do with what anon wrote. Anon claimed that banks were making money out of nowhere (which is bullshit). Fractional reserve banking simply implies that a bank does now have all your money lying in the vault at all times. If that concept is too complex for you, James Stewart explained it with very simple words in "It's a Wonderful Life".
#92 - cronois (02/02/2014) [-]
Fractional reserve banking dates all the way back to the very concept of banking. A man would open a place for people to store their assets, people would store their assets and receive an IOU to be paid at a later time. The banker would lend out the money he was storing and printing IOUs for more than what he had reserved. People became wise of it and would make a bank run only to find the money wasn't there and would in turn kill the banker.
#20 - Monopoly sure is similar to real life... 02/01/2014 on I Hope No-one In My Family... +1
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