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Cyborgfreaky

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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:3/03/2010
Last Login:3/29/2015
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Content Ranking:#3832
Comment Ranking:#25978
Highest Content Rank:#3838
Highest Comment Rank:#19188
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Content Views:127478
Times Content Favorited:189 times
Total Comments Made:151
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Be so blunt they could smoke your truth.

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#2517 - actually it's a little tougher then that. first you have …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2015 on Are you lonely? Get in here... 0
User avatar #2528 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (02/09/2015) [-]
Worth it.
#2505 - usually its blue raspberry, but sometimes it's a magical secre…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Are you lonely? Get in here... 0
User avatar #2509 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (02/09/2015) [-]
That does sound magical, i'll have to try it sometime.

So whats the deal do i have to contact a wizard for it or can i pick that goodness up at Tesco?
User avatar #2517 - Cyborgfreaky (02/09/2015) [-]
actually it's a little tougher then that.
first you have to sacrifice your first born son to Aether god of the blue sky,
then you have to perform the traditional "blue" dance while singing "I'm blue" by Eiffel 65
and lastly you need to hip thrust 81/2 times and then go to sleep. When you awake magical goodies will be yours
User avatar #2528 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (02/09/2015) [-]
Worth it.
#2499 - Hello~ My name is Charlie, Im 23 years old and I like books, a…  [+] (20 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Are you lonely? Get in here... +1
#2587 - velutluna (02/09/2015) [-]
Hi Charlie!! I'm also 23, and I think I'm destined to be a crazy dog lady. I love cats, but I love dogs more. (I really just like any animal. If I had a choice, I'd have a zoo to myself). I can sing for you! In fact, if you want, you can do all the lip syncing and looking pretty and stuff, and I'll just sing and we can edit it. Voila! I also love making new friends so if I sound anything like a cool person, let me know!

This is me with blonde hair. Currently. I normally have brown hair. Do I sound weird? I'm sorry if I do. I can never do these social situations the right way xD
User avatar #2598 - Cyborgfreaky (02/09/2015) [-]
That was the best thing I've read all week. You look super adorable with blonde hair!~ I honestly love all the animals too. We are gunna make awesome lip sync videos and buy a zoo together, it's been decided. Also you don't sound weird, at least not me, but then again I can be super duper socially awkward, and ususally I end up not even knowing how to respond to people, lol.
User avatar #2516 - episode (02/09/2015) [-]
So, How many cats do you have?
User avatar #2518 - Cyborgfreaky (02/09/2015) [-]
right now just one,
but if i had my way I'd take in all the unwanted kitties and love them ALL
User avatar #2519 - episode (02/09/2015) [-]
Okay Bubbles.
User avatar #2521 - Cyborgfreaky (02/09/2015) [-]
psh i'm really more of a buttercup with a soft spot just for kitties. But Bubbles is cool to I guess
#2532 - episode (02/09/2015) [-]
Referencing this lovely bastard from Trailer Park Boys.... Incase you are unfamiliar with the show. I was until numerous posts came up and I started watching it for a bit...
User avatar #2534 - Cyborgfreaky (02/09/2015) [-]
I haven't watched that yet, but I've seen a few clips. pretty good stuff lol
User avatar #2535 - episode (02/09/2015) [-]
So, What genre of books are you into?
User avatar #2540 - Cyborgfreaky (02/09/2015) [-]
I'll give just about anything a read, tho I tend to learn more towards Fantasy and horror. Currently I'm reading The Infernal series by Edward Lee. It's about how hell as evolved into this MASSIVE metropolis, and the crazy shit that goes on down there
User avatar #2543 - episode (02/09/2015) [-]
Sweet. I read scifi/fantasy
User avatar #2548 - Cyborgfreaky (02/09/2015) [-]
always a good choice. I find I have a hard time READING scifi, I dunno, I feel like I have to SEE all the cool spacy stuff thats going on.
Although I did love the crap out of hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy
User avatar #2549 - episode (02/09/2015) [-]
I feel the same way when somebody explains what they look like naked....

Hitch Hikers guide to the galaxy trilogy <3 Oh my. I have to reread that!
User avatar #2579 - Cyborgfreaky (02/09/2015) [-]
Lmao very very true, sometimes you just need to see shit with your own eyes.
I think that's a trilogy that you can never get tired of reading.
User avatar #2582 - episode (02/09/2015) [-]
exactly! I'm glad somebody understands on both points ;)
User avatar #2504 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (02/09/2015) [-]
Blue? What does that taste like?
User avatar #2505 - Cyborgfreaky (02/09/2015) [-]
usually its blue raspberry, but sometimes it's a magical secret flavor full of blue goodness
User avatar #2509 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (02/09/2015) [-]
That does sound magical, i'll have to try it sometime.

So whats the deal do i have to contact a wizard for it or can i pick that goodness up at Tesco?
User avatar #2517 - Cyborgfreaky (02/09/2015) [-]
actually it's a little tougher then that.
first you have to sacrifice your first born son to Aether god of the blue sky,
then you have to perform the traditional "blue" dance while singing "I'm blue" by Eiffel 65
and lastly you need to hip thrust 81/2 times and then go to sleep. When you awake magical goodies will be yours
User avatar #2528 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (02/09/2015) [-]
Worth it.
#2498 - Comment deleted 02/09/2015 on Are you lonely? Get in here... 0
#287 - this was beautiful. The smallest of things can move mountains,… 03/31/2014 on Get Help +1
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#519 - Hand raised these two. great ******* cats 03/25/2014 on Cutest Pet Picture Submission +2
#9913 - lol I love my sunflower 03/23/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +1
#24 - lol I love how Ellen's wife starts laughing. 03/22/2014 on Self- OO BOOBIES -1
#7508 - Meh, why not.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
#8308 - anonymous (03/22/2014) [-]
poor tattoo choice strikes again
#9913 - Cyborgfreaky (03/23/2014) [-]
lol I love my sunflower
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#25 - holy crap that's awesome 11/24/2013 on Feely Feels +2
#40 - Patrick's face looks really really good on Ian's body 11/24/2013 on Ian McKellen & Patrick... 0
#35 - I am a banana 11/21/2013 on Use Cold Weather Wisely 0
#2 - you are the most beautiful, intelligent, funny, and glorious … 11/11/2013 on esspur's profile 0
#78 - Bill Nye for president 10/26/2013 on The First Selfie +7
#26 - Picture 10/09/2013 on Aaahh +1
#63 - I always imagined a HUGE white wolf running next to me in the … 09/22/2013 on I did that too +2
#32 - tv show called Lost Girl. It's great. I recommend it  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2013 on I like this gif.. 0
User avatar #57 - paradox (09/13/2013) [-]
its also on netflix johnnyferno
#147 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2013 on Cat +5
#197 - gladiuss (09/02/2013) [-]
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#121 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2013 on It's simple 0
User avatar #139 - urumasi (08/25/2013) [-]
For reals?
User avatar #140 - urumasi (08/25/2013) [-]
My name is white for me
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#133 - little Latin boy in drag, why are you crying? 08/15/2013 on what the fuck woman +3
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User avatar #7 - episode (02/09/2015) [-]
You must be really into smurfs.
User avatar #8 to #7 - Cyborgfreaky (02/09/2015) [-]
not so much, what makes you think that
User avatar #9 to #8 - episode (02/09/2015) [-]
"-blue is my favorite flavor anything"
User avatar #10 to #9 - Cyborgfreaky (02/09/2015) [-]
Lol ooo, I totally already forgot I said that. But nah, Gargamel keeps trying to convince me to try some, but honestly they just look weird.
User avatar #11 to #10 - episode (02/09/2015) [-]
hahahahhahaa
User avatar #3 - FelipeRuiz (07/10/2010) [-]
DAMN YOU, MANDELBROT SET!
User avatar #4 to #3 - Cyborgfreaky (07/11/2010) [-]
wtf?
User avatar #5 to #4 - FelipeRuiz (07/11/2010) [-]
your avatar.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Cyborgfreaky (07/11/2010) [-]
ah, right. I freaking love that thing. sometimes i space out watching it
User avatar #2 - supersparta (05/31/2010) [-]
More yugioh porn please.
User avatar #1 - evilsyn (05/02/2010) [-]
HEY UPLOAD IM A GUY PART 3 plz or the whole series heheheh
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