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CrossBowPloxz

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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:10/23/2009
Last Login:8/28/2015
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#46 - **CrossBowPloxz used "*roll picture*"** **CrossBowPloxz rol… 08/28/2015 on I'm an Independent Women +3
#57 - I know this has probably been asked before a lot but why do so…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2015 on $33 0
User avatar #62 - TheHutchie (08/28/2015) [-]
They're supposed to be used as tags for grouping paragraphs about the same subject into one convenient place, which is a pretty good idea actually - so when people use them like that last dude, it's not only useless and annoying, but only serves to clog the system with shit that nobody will ever see.

Personally, I only use hashtags for snappy exposition about my emotions and ideas, which is sort of 50% of the way to ruining the system like that previous dude.

#WhoReallyCares,Right?
#6 - I've known about the first joke for a really long time and nev…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/26/2015 on Hehe penis 0
#40 - nehviir (08/27/2015) [-]
Also, in Ancient Egypt the hookers were made to wear fishnets, so it's basically saying to give him prostitutes
User avatar #10 - durkadurka (08/26/2015) [-]
I took the first one to mean that young women have never farted in the presence of their husbands. Kinda like the joke that you don't fart in the presence of your boyfriend/girlfriend
#28 - taskpawner (08/26/2015) [-]
Maybe it implies that the woman, during the sexual act ( or fornication, being balls deep, hitting the vjj, give the business, smash, f*ck , screw, get dirty, or whatever other fucking name people give to fucking) farted not on her husband's lap, but on another one's
User avatar #7 - justsomechickyo (08/26/2015) [-]
Good enough for me!
#17 - Man this gif cuts out the best ******* part man. 08/26/2015 on backup part of his plan +2
#4 - This was just the first English joke there's this Sumerian one…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/26/2015 on Hehe penis +29
#17 - talpss (08/26/2015) [-]
The Sumerian one is actually from the epic "Gilgamesh" if I'm not mistaken.
#5 - justsomechickyo (08/26/2015) [-]
What do they mean? Specifically the 1st one....I "kinda" get the 2nd one
User avatar #6 - CrossBowPloxz (08/26/2015) [-]
I've known about the first joke for a really long time and never fully understood it it would seem to mean that your wife will always fart on your lap if shes on it? I guesss.

The 2nd one is just a sex joke maybe its the translation because them being in fishnets and him going fishing doesn't 100% add up but still. Bored pharaoh? Give him bitchs.
#40 - nehviir (08/27/2015) [-]
Also, in Ancient Egypt the hookers were made to wear fishnets, so it's basically saying to give him prostitutes
User avatar #10 - durkadurka (08/26/2015) [-]
I took the first one to mean that young women have never farted in the presence of their husbands. Kinda like the joke that you don't fart in the presence of your boyfriend/girlfriend
#28 - taskpawner (08/26/2015) [-]
Maybe it implies that the woman, during the sexual act ( or fornication, being balls deep, hitting the vjj, give the business, smash, f*ck , screw, get dirty, or whatever other fucking name people give to fucking) farted not on her husband's lap, but on another one's
User avatar #7 - justsomechickyo (08/26/2015) [-]
Good enough for me!
#21 - In that ****** wolverine movie that the much worse dead… 08/26/2015 on The new Deadpool movie... 0
#26 - Pretty sure tipping is a city in china and you would tell that… 08/26/2015 on Priyesh Trivedi art comp 0
#68 - Shouldn't hot air balloons come with parachutes? I mean in thi…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2015 on Now I don't want to fly... 0
#79 - blowbags (08/26/2015) [-]
Dont work that low apparently
#18 - Did anyone else have a problem with just eating the eggs raw b… 08/25/2015 on Oatmeal 0
#44 - Oh i love that guy thanks. 08/25/2015 on Dog of wisdom REMIX 0

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User avatar #11 - hereliesed (05/11/2013) [-]
Imma teemo
User avatar #8 - mrhazzy ONLINE (11/30/2012) [-]
You replied to my comment on this? funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/4268257/Me+gusta/3#3

unfortunately it's gone now so I don't know what you said?
User avatar #9 to #8 - CrossBowPloxz (11/30/2012) [-]
I have no idea sorry
User avatar #10 to #9 - mrhazzy ONLINE (11/30/2012) [-]
aahhh no worries then :)
User avatar #2 - RACECAR (04/06/2010) [-]
i put up less vulgar pics. there was one i found that ruined both DBZ and pokemon on the same pic so im done. lol
User avatar #3 to #2 - CrossBowPloxz (04/06/2010) [-]
Dammn you. But still kinda cool.
User avatar #1 - waus (04/06/2010) [-]
Gracias senor, Friends?
User avatar #4 to #1 - CrossBowPloxz (04/06/2010) [-]
Of course.
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