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Date Signed Up:2/20/2010
Last Login:8/20/2014
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#7 - If you count breathing heavily though my nose as laughing, the… 08/16/2014 on i lasted 13 seconds without... 0
#60 - Flame, Dear Flame. 08/11/2014 on Raw Fire Opal 0
#135 - Just make this a bit bigger, plenty of space to move the other… 08/10/2014 on help me do layout +1
#49 - I think I finally understand why people complain so much about…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2014 on Dark Souls 60fps 0
#67 - zukabazuka (08/10/2014) [-]
Would double the bandwidth usage for youtube, maybe not something they want to have with all the views. But they are in a beta stage for 60fps videos. So might be available later.
#2586 - **Creant rolled image ** 08/10/2014 on The "Mirror" 0
#38 - Decent restaurants shouldn't use raw food? What?  [+] (8 new replies) 08/07/2014 on Gordon Ramsey +2
User avatar #104 - iridium (08/07/2014) [-]
Yeah the syntax of my sentence was improper. Using Raw Food is fine, and actually encouraged. SERVING raw food or undercooked food (which happens rather often on the show) pisses him off.
User avatar #39 - zaywoot (08/07/2014) [-]
not cooked enough when served food
User avatar #56 - penileburglar (08/07/2014) [-]
If only there were a word for 'not cooked enough when served.'

A word to indicate that the amount of time it's been cooked is under the amount of time it should have been cooked...
User avatar #120 - zaywoot (08/08/2014) [-]
I was really just painting him a picture, but alright, make me the idiot
#122 - penileburglar (08/08/2014) [-]
You made *yourself* the idiot, I just pointed it out.
User avatar #123 - zaywoot (08/08/2014) [-]
Sure, let's pretend I got #rekt because you didn't get the joke.
#124 - penileburglar (08/08/2014) [-]
Sure, let's pretend you were making a joke so you don't have to admit you got #rekt. Problem with that is, making a joke that shitty is actually *worse* than if you had just had a brain fart. Could have just learned to laugh at yourself instead of whining about it like a toddler.
User avatar #63 - baaltomekk (08/07/2014) [-]
Yeah that would really make life easier. Everytime this happens to me, most of my anger is already gone when I shout "Why do you serve not cooked enough when served food?!"
#37 - So, anybody in the comments gonna explain who or what Gob is?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/06/2014 on Weeaboo Stories: An Update 0
User avatar #38 - gtocforyou (08/06/2014) [-]
Look at the content on OP's profile.
#42 - twilightdusk (08/06/2014) [-]
"The owner of this profile only allows friends to view it."
User avatar #71 - sirbrentcoe (08/06/2014) [-]
....add her?
#10 - So, we have that one guy who basically did the same thing as O… 08/05/2014 on Dark days we live in. 0
#2 - Relevant.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on Thats not how I remember... +3
#4 - anonymous (08/05/2014) [-]
Enjoy your thumb sir.
#137 - "Materials: A sheet of iron in the shape of an octagon [e… 08/04/2014 on Well... shit 0

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