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#2898 - **Creant rolls 736,240,927** 19 hours ago on Highest roll gets pink for... 0
#7 - Why does everyone love dickbutt so much, I don't get it. …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2014 on The Expansion We've All... +4
User avatar #28 - sociocat (07/23/2014) [-]
its a dick with a dick coming out of his butt
like how little kids like gross jokes about vomit
#14 - fistoftheaxis (07/23/2014) [-]
The joke about dickbutt is that everybody likes dickbutt. It's totally meta.
User avatar #12 - thetriforcewarrior (07/23/2014) [-]
because why not?
#29 - So, having a fake leg, cancer, and running a lot before dying …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Respect Terry Fox 0
User avatar #32 - trapazoid (07/23/2014) [-]
He raise a lot of money for cancer research and raised cancer awareness along the way. The Terry Fox Foundation continues to raise money to support cancer research to this day.
User avatar #30 - kyrill (07/23/2014) [-]
do some actual research and you'll understand
#133 - Fucked by everything. I love it. 07/20/2014 on Annoyed by my family +4
#1 - Alright, I'm guessing the way you do it is bake the regular cu…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/19/2014 on (untitled) +5
#8 - fecal (07/20/2014) [-]
I think it was just a moderately better-looking batch that sat for too long in a tight place. You can tell by the coloring that the cakes are cooked to some extent, if this would have been done with the frosting already on top the cupcake wrappers (whatever those things are called) would be covered in burnt yellow frosting and nothing would remain on top
#7 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [-]
its more likey that they use fondant instead of iceing/frosting which is why the the other person's came out bad cause they didnt use fondant
User avatar #6 - happycrazyperson (07/20/2014) [-]
I would think regular cupcakes, then make the head like you make popcakes crumbled cake put together with a kind of cream and then they used sugarpaste, kind of eatable clay. and like Creant said, definitely let them cool of first
User avatar #5 - citruslord (07/20/2014) [-]
It looks to me like they didn't let them cool enough, so the icing melted
#949 - Food, internet, and masturbation. 07/19/2014 on feels part 9000 0
#3700 - **Creant rolls 415,618,379** 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red 0
#20 - Seeing as how i've been raised on a farm, I've handled plenty …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2014 on I've been to the dentist... +2
User avatar #30 - reaperriley (07/17/2014) [-]
i agree, I have dealt with geese, ducks, goats, cows, llamas, etc. Honestly I dont understand this whole thing about making geese sound badass. They really arent that scary.

Honestly getting attacked by a peacock is worse than a goose because of their talons on the back of their legs.
User avatar #33 - tealcanaan (07/17/2014) [-]
This.

It's because half these people are sheltered and lived in the concrete jungle their whole lives.
#39 - ninjaroo (07/17/2014) [-]
A girl in my outdoor ed class apparently had a phobia of seagulls. For whatever reason, whether one attacked her when she was a kid or she was just a total pussy, she flipped out when one flew by while we were all canoeing.
By flip out, I mean she ditched her paddle as high and as far as she could It landed on someone else and fell in the water , screamed at the top of her lungs as though it was trying to rape her, and rocked her canoe so hard it capsized.
#13 - Then just reach behind, grabs its neck and toss the fucker. It…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/16/2014 on I've been to the dentist... +1
#18 - anonymous (07/16/2014) [-]
you've never actually encountered an angry goose, have you
User avatar #20 - Creant (07/16/2014) [-]
Seeing as how i've been raised on a farm, I've handled plenty of angry ducks, goose and chickens.
User avatar #30 - reaperriley (07/17/2014) [-]
i agree, I have dealt with geese, ducks, goats, cows, llamas, etc. Honestly I dont understand this whole thing about making geese sound badass. They really arent that scary.

Honestly getting attacked by a peacock is worse than a goose because of their talons on the back of their legs.
User avatar #33 - tealcanaan (07/17/2014) [-]
This.

It's because half these people are sheltered and lived in the concrete jungle their whole lives.
#39 - ninjaroo (07/17/2014) [-]
A girl in my outdoor ed class apparently had a phobia of seagulls. For whatever reason, whether one attacked her when she was a kid or she was just a total pussy, she flipped out when one flew by while we were all canoeing.
By flip out, I mean she ditched her paddle as high and as far as she could It landed on someone else and fell in the water , screamed at the top of her lungs as though it was trying to rape her, and rocked her canoe so hard it capsized.
#5 - Or, if you're not a pussy just kick them in the head or someth…  [+] (15 new replies) 07/16/2014 on I've been to the dentist... +5
#55 - grandlordchicken (07/17/2014) [-]
Sure, try kicking the goose when it's torn out your Achilles' tendon and is using it to strangle you. The average goose can decapitate a man with its teeth in 2.5 seconds at 10 yards. Some species of African goose can at mach 2 and have claws over 2 feet long. The rare eastern European Devil Goose can shoot jets of superhot plasma from its eyes, and psychically control the human mind from up to 100,00 centimeters away. Now tell me again to "just kick the goose"!
User avatar #48 - alicorn (07/17/2014) [-]
Geese can swarm if their friends are in danger

Iv'e had it happen to me trying to take babies from the mothers god only knows how many times(we raise geese to clarify the reason for this)
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#6 - kcormahs (07/16/2014) [-]
because its always that easy
User avatar #13 - Creant (07/16/2014) [-]
Then just reach behind, grabs its neck and toss the fucker. It's like being bullied by a younger student in school, if you don't do shit about it they won't stop, But a couple of good hits and you're good.
#18 - anonymous (07/16/2014) [-]
you've never actually encountered an angry goose, have you
User avatar #20 - Creant (07/16/2014) [-]
Seeing as how i've been raised on a farm, I've handled plenty of angry ducks, goose and chickens.
User avatar #30 - reaperriley (07/17/2014) [-]
i agree, I have dealt with geese, ducks, goats, cows, llamas, etc. Honestly I dont understand this whole thing about making geese sound badass. They really arent that scary.

Honestly getting attacked by a peacock is worse than a goose because of their talons on the back of their legs.
User avatar #33 - tealcanaan (07/17/2014) [-]
This.

It's because half these people are sheltered and lived in the concrete jungle their whole lives.
#39 - ninjaroo (07/17/2014) [-]
A girl in my outdoor ed class apparently had a phobia of seagulls. For whatever reason, whether one attacked her when she was a kid or she was just a total pussy, she flipped out when one flew by while we were all canoeing.
By flip out, I mean she ditched her paddle as high and as far as she could It landed on someone else and fell in the water , screamed at the top of her lungs as though it was trying to rape her, and rocked her canoe so hard it capsized.
User avatar #8 - mutzaki (07/16/2014) [-]
Let's assume you're not in a fucking canoe.
#9 - kcormahs (07/16/2014) [-]
but you could be...
User avatar #10 - mutzaki (07/16/2014) [-]
I'd have a hard time fighting off a fly in a canoe.
User avatar #11 - kcormahs (07/16/2014) [-]
then you shouldnt go canoeing now should you?
#12 - mutzaki (07/16/2014) [-]
huh

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