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#18 - Every other boss is childs play compared to Fume Knight though. 04/17/2015 on NPCs point of view -2
#10 - I wonder how often people get a job at a sperm bank hoping to …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on swallow +17
#16 - thrym (04/18/2015) [-]
I hope its often
#14 - What was that?  [+] (17 new replies) 04/17/2015 on NPCs point of view +9
#65 - mordavia (04/18/2015) [-]
He is almost a copy of the regular Smelter Demon, except three things:
He deals magic damage. He is weak to dark (?).
When he enters phase 2 (becomes fiery and deals damage to the player by being close), he explodes, so it is not a viable moment to retaliate.
And if I am not mistaken, though I have not confirmed this, he can delay his swings? I can swear that the timing of his combos changed as he saw fit, which sucks because I usually do not use shields against bosses. Missing a dodge really hurts.

Also, power-stanced Smelter Sword and Aged Smelter Sword looks nice.
#17 - kiratheunholy (04/17/2015) [-]
Ladies, ladies. You're both children compared to this one.
#42 - marconde (04/18/2015) [-]
User avatar #30 - deviousmachine (04/18/2015) [-]
fume knight was easy, literally just roll behind him
User avatar #46 - granate (04/18/2015) [-]
Apparently Fume Knight has a 90% fail quota. Even though he isn't that hard.
#27 - anonymous (04/18/2015) [-]
fuck that op piece of shit
User avatar #25 - bbboy (04/18/2015) [-]
I beat him on my first try. People get angry when i tell them this,
User avatar #31 - zenler (04/18/2015) [-]
did ya use a shield doe if not then ur awesomeee
User avatar #67 - bbboy (04/18/2015) [-]
No, i'm a pure cast mage, only used my staff to block. Still beat him with 99intel.
User avatar #68 - zenler (04/18/2015) [-]
damn nice brah
ive been attempting to use the fist melee stuff to little to no success. are they that hard to use or do i just need to git gud. 1st time playin the dank souls, melee/magic random hybrid build
User avatar #70 - bbboy (04/19/2015) [-]
Fist weapons are a bit hard to use, but require practice to git gud with. Ya fuckin scrub!
User avatar #71 - zenler (04/19/2015) [-]
got any pointers mr rock for them fists. it just seems u have be i dunno, more exact and proficient than anything else. liike to make no mistake otherwise ur fucked
User avatar #72 - bbboy (04/19/2015) [-]
Well with fist weapons, for me anyways. It's about staying out of your opponents face, and more from attacking from the sides and back. Also, learn how to role punch and such. And only parry when you are certain it will land.
User avatar #73 - zenler (04/20/2015) [-]
aiight noted arigatou gozaimasuu sensai desuu
User avatar #18 - Creant (04/17/2015) [-]
Every other boss is childs play compared to Fume Knight though.
#16 - samjackal (04/17/2015) [-]
He's not even hard just getting to that asshole is hard
#64 - mordavia (04/18/2015) [-]

The run to the Aged Smelter Demon is a nightmare. Either you can try using the shortcuts which require you to dodge all those undead, or you can take the long way around which requires you to deal with the magic users using that TWOP miracle and Sunlight Spears, with the ghastly knights which look like they are from Suikoden 1, and the giant monster with fire coming out of its shoulders.

Same with Sir Alonne, really.
#60 - Who needs a shoulder anyway? 04/16/2015 on Four barrels +1
#13 - What is he doing here? Snorting something and rubbing oranges …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2015 on proper way of drinking a... 0
User avatar #16 - coledunk (04/09/2015) [-]
he's snorting salt and rubbing lemons in his eyes
#34 - Artist is Gashi-Gashi. 04/07/2015 on Restore your life 0
#11 - Okay, this is the only acceptable situation where you can set … 04/03/2015 on Abort, Abort! 0
#24 - Basically lazy writing, he gets super strong by just training …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/02/2015 on Rebibal of B :DDD +3
#54 - smoothmofo (04/02/2015) [-]
Is this a movie, a special or a video game?

I havent seen this
User avatar #61 - shedrule (04/02/2015) [-]
revival of f movie

due to be released april 11th in america
#60 - anonymous (04/02/2015) [-]
It's not out yet, but for some reason everyone knows exactly what happens but me
#66 - anonymous (04/02/2015) [-]
thats because spculation is the #1 pastime globaly.
#2 - Source is Anime de Wakaru Shinryounaika. Don't think it's actu…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/31/2015 on Sex +45
User avatar #9 - kairuzesu (03/31/2015) [-]
it's not, and aside from a bunch of sex jokes is actually very educational on mental issues like erectile disfunction, pedophilia, and anxiety
#40 - anonymous (04/01/2015) [-]
"Very educational" to people who have never before heard of these things, maybe, but then again, considering that the targeted audience is children it makes sense that it's just common knowledge they teach.
#41 - anonymous (04/01/2015) [-]
anime isn't for kids always...I wouldn't let my kids watch south park and it's a cartoon...doesn't mean it's kid appropriate. I'm barely comfortable letting them watch simpsons some days
User avatar #18 - manza (03/31/2015) [-]
#14 - How would they even find out who he is, unless he like posted … 03/31/2015 on 6 women at a time 0

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