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Date Signed Up:2/21/2010
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#16 - Picture 05/18/2016 on Hi. Want floating whales? 0
#7 - Luigi's Chinese cowboy impression is so offensive that Mario… 05/17/2016 on Tough af 0
#5 - I always feel weird about this picture because I live in an ar… 05/17/2016 on Groups +1
#23 - I still can't believe how large some tornadoes get. This littl… 05/12/2016 on A rather large tornado 0
#24 - I rebuilt Sarge at the Castle using the dlc and gave a Fatman … 04/23/2016 on Here's Johnny! +3
#20 - I meant the bar in the corner. I've been using that exploit, b… 04/22/2016 on My secret corn stash may... +2
#18 - My issue is that I run out of building space in the smaller se…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2016 on My secret corn stash may... +2
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#19 - maxismahname (04/22/2016) [-]
Do you mean physical space or the bar at the top telling you how much space you have?. My Castle has about 4 or 5 times as much stuff as the bar tells you you're allowed to have, and it does get slightly laggy sometimes. There's this little exploit you can do to trick the game into thinking you're deleting stuff when in reality you're not., which is probably what you use if you mean that building restriction
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#20 - CrankyKong (04/22/2016) [-]
I meant the bar in the corner. I've been using that exploit, but not too much because lag.
#15 - The power certainly takes a bit of learning. It took me foreve…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2016 on My secret corn stash may... +2
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#17 - maxismahname (04/22/2016) [-]
Efficiency is probably a good idea, but personally I just placed a fuckload of generators for my active settlements. For example, in the Castle, I used to have one of those rooms in the walls completely filled with generators. I'm pretty sure that irl it would have killed all the people living inside the walls. Now I just have two fusion generators in that room. It's much cleaner and nicer looking, but it might be a bit excessive.

The thing with figuring out how to manipulate the power fields is that I haven't been able to find any good tutorials online, and I'm sure the internet could probably figure it out better that I could.
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#18 - CrankyKong (04/22/2016) [-]
My issue is that I run out of building space in the smaller settlements because I built a concrete wall around them. One time a deathclaw wandered into Sunshine Tidings Coop when I was low level and it killed everyone including me. I've got all my small settlements done to my satisfaction but I can't do much more for them. I did find a small loop hole for settlement limits though, but I don't want to make them too laggy.
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#19 - maxismahname (04/22/2016) [-]
Do you mean physical space or the bar at the top telling you how much space you have?. My Castle has about 4 or 5 times as much stuff as the bar tells you you're allowed to have, and it does get slightly laggy sometimes. There's this little exploit you can do to trick the game into thinking you're deleting stuff when in reality you're not., which is probably what you use if you mean that building restriction
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#20 - CrankyKong (04/22/2016) [-]
I meant the bar in the corner. I've been using that exploit, but not too much because lag.
#13 - Ah yes, now I notice the metal walls. I've been using the conc…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/22/2016 on My secret corn stash may... +1
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#14 - maxismahname (04/22/2016) [-]
I've used 2000 bottles from my purified water stash to buy shipments of material for this damn DLC. My building was going well until I decided to power each of my doors in the arena with a separate switch, and the switches were going to be right next to each other. After doing some cable management, and making sure everything was connected properly, and nothing was gonna power something it's not supposed to, I provided power to my switches. And that's when I learned that the "power field" can not only power lights, but also other fucking conduits, so my complex wiring systems were all fucked. So then I got frustrated and I haven't played in a few days. Why does it have to always turn out this way
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#15 - CrankyKong (04/22/2016) [-]
The power certainly takes a bit of learning. It took me forever to figure out the most efficient way for me to place lights and generators, and I still think I can do better.
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#17 - maxismahname (04/22/2016) [-]
Efficiency is probably a good idea, but personally I just placed a fuckload of generators for my active settlements. For example, in the Castle, I used to have one of those rooms in the walls completely filled with generators. I'm pretty sure that irl it would have killed all the people living inside the walls. Now I just have two fusion generators in that room. It's much cleaner and nicer looking, but it might be a bit excessive.

The thing with figuring out how to manipulate the power fields is that I haven't been able to find any good tutorials online, and I'm sure the internet could probably figure it out better that I could.
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#18 - CrankyKong (04/22/2016) [-]
My issue is that I run out of building space in the smaller settlements because I built a concrete wall around them. One time a deathclaw wandered into Sunshine Tidings Coop when I was low level and it killed everyone including me. I've got all my small settlements done to my satisfaction but I can't do much more for them. I did find a small loop hole for settlement limits though, but I don't want to make them too laggy.
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#19 - maxismahname (04/22/2016) [-]
Do you mean physical space or the bar at the top telling you how much space you have?. My Castle has about 4 or 5 times as much stuff as the bar tells you you're allowed to have, and it does get slightly laggy sometimes. There's this little exploit you can do to trick the game into thinking you're deleting stuff when in reality you're not., which is probably what you use if you mean that building restriction
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#20 - CrankyKong (04/22/2016) [-]
I meant the bar in the corner. I've been using that exploit, but not too much because lag.
#11 - It looks like the Red Rocket settlement and they built some co…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/22/2016 on My secret corn stash may... +1
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#12 - maxismahname (04/22/2016) [-]
I have had this game since the day it came out in the US, and I have never noticed that button. That's probably because I've spent a grand total of 20 minutes at Red Rocket. 10 of those being spent on looking for Dogmeat because that's where I send him when I need to take another companion with me, and sometimes that motherfucker is really sneaky Except for when I want him to be sneaky .

And yeah, it's definitely Red Rocket, I just looked it up
Also those are metal walls
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#13 - CrankyKong (04/22/2016) [-]
Ah yes, now I notice the metal walls. I've been using the concrete too much, so anything grey looks like it now.
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#14 - maxismahname (04/22/2016) [-]
I've used 2000 bottles from my purified water stash to buy shipments of material for this damn DLC. My building was going well until I decided to power each of my doors in the arena with a separate switch, and the switches were going to be right next to each other. After doing some cable management, and making sure everything was connected properly, and nothing was gonna power something it's not supposed to, I provided power to my switches. And that's when I learned that the "power field" can not only power lights, but also other fucking conduits, so my complex wiring systems were all fucked. So then I got frustrated and I haven't played in a few days. Why does it have to always turn out this way
User avatar
#15 - CrankyKong (04/22/2016) [-]
The power certainly takes a bit of learning. It took me forever to figure out the most efficient way for me to place lights and generators, and I still think I can do better.
User avatar
#17 - maxismahname (04/22/2016) [-]
Efficiency is probably a good idea, but personally I just placed a fuckload of generators for my active settlements. For example, in the Castle, I used to have one of those rooms in the walls completely filled with generators. I'm pretty sure that irl it would have killed all the people living inside the walls. Now I just have two fusion generators in that room. It's much cleaner and nicer looking, but it might be a bit excessive.

The thing with figuring out how to manipulate the power fields is that I haven't been able to find any good tutorials online, and I'm sure the internet could probably figure it out better that I could.
User avatar
#18 - CrankyKong (04/22/2016) [-]
My issue is that I run out of building space in the smaller settlements because I built a concrete wall around them. One time a deathclaw wandered into Sunshine Tidings Coop when I was low level and it killed everyone including me. I've got all my small settlements done to my satisfaction but I can't do much more for them. I did find a small loop hole for settlement limits though, but I don't want to make them too laggy.
User avatar
#19 - maxismahname (04/22/2016) [-]
Do you mean physical space or the bar at the top telling you how much space you have?. My Castle has about 4 or 5 times as much stuff as the bar tells you you're allowed to have, and it does get slightly laggy sometimes. There's this little exploit you can do to trick the game into thinking you're deleting stuff when in reality you're not., which is probably what you use if you mean that building restriction
User avatar
#20 - CrankyKong (04/22/2016) [-]
I meant the bar in the corner. I've been using that exploit, but not too much because lag.
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#176 - beams (05/24/2015) [-]
When you go and almost drop it, you do not spill a drop.

When you feel you must go use it, it is filled to the brim.

What is it?
#177 to #176 - CrankyKong (05/24/2015) [-]
I'm going to say it's a garbage can
#175 - buscemieveryday (03/21/2015) [-]
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#172 - CrankyKong (02/11/2015) [-]
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#168 - warioteam (12/18/2014) [-]
hey my ***** cranky
quick question: are you or are you not the dk that threw barrels at mario
or was that always the young one
#169 to #168 - CrankyKong (12/18/2014) [-]
I believe I'm the one who threw the barrels at Mario. Also according to the Donkey Kong Country games Cranky is the one who did as well.
#170 to #169 - warioteam (12/18/2014) [-]
cool
well that ******* ****** is here
he goes under the name "marioisbestpony"
#171 to #170 - CrankyKong (12/18/2014) [-]
Yeah I've seen him. I just ignore him since he's not worth my time.