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CrankyKong

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Gender: male
Age: 113
Date Signed Up:2/21/2010
Last Login:6/01/2015
Location:Donkey Kong Island
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#6 - Rise of the Planet of the Hitlers  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on Der Fuhrer +7
#29 - newtamalego (4 hours ago) [-]
I had a dream about something like that

It ended up being a planet full of squid nazis with an immortal biologically altered Hitler leader, and several Hitler underlings

it was a good dream
#24 - I remember somebody mentioning a shoplifting "fandom"…  [+] (3 new replies) 11 hours ago on Rage Time! "How to Scam the... +9
#31 - mayoroftownsville (6 hours ago) [-]
How does it hurt the employees?
#33 - hidanfangirl (6 hours ago) [-]
It takes away from the money they get in their paycheck, and most of the time they either scold or fire the employee, thinking they committed the crime.
#34 - mayoroftownsville (5 hours ago) [-]
Lol I've worked at many low wage store jobs and never once has anyone been fired for a customer stealing something. You see, there are these things called security cameras. Also, the wages are set contractually. It would be illegal for them to cut wages based on a theft. The amount a waged employee makes is completely unaffected by a theft. What the hell are you smoking?
#44 - Picture 05/30/2015 on Out of room in hell 0
#47 - For the longest time I've wanted to mod my minecraft, but I'm …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2015 on Beautiful Minecraft Comp 0
User avatar #49 - mhden (05/25/2015) [-]
Fear not my dear friend . Download the Curse Voice launcher , after installing go to the Settings -> Plugins and enable MINECRAFT .
You should get a new Tab called Minecraft Right next to the HOME , select and go to Install ModPack , fine one that you like , install and run it .
It will NOT mess with your actual game files . Curse will have its own directory , so you can use your Vannilla launcher for as you used up untill now and play Modded with Curse . I would sugest starting Direworf20 . If you have any questions tell me .
#177 - I'm going to say it's a garbage can 05/24/2015 on CrankyKong's profile 0
#13 - Remove Kolech  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2015 on Arstotzka is best country... +45
#14 - teltjeger (05/19/2015) [-]
Such a great edit.
#7 - Comment deleted 05/15/2015 on YOU LITTLE SHIT! +10
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User avatar #176 - beams (05/24/2015) [-]
When you go and almost drop it, you do not spill a drop.

When you feel you must go use it, it is filled to the brim.

What is it?
User avatar #177 to #176 - CrankyKong (05/24/2015) [-]
I'm going to say it's a garbage can
User avatar #172 - CrankyKong (02/11/2015) [-]
**CrankyKong used "*Roll 3, 1-999*"**
**CrankyKong rolls 433**
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**CrankyKong rolls 432**
User avatar #173 to #172 - CrankyKong (02/15/2015) [-]
*roll 0, 0-0*
User avatar #168 - warioteam (12/18/2014) [-]
hey my ***** cranky
quick question: are you or are you not the dk that threw barrels at mario
or was that always the young one
User avatar #169 to #168 - CrankyKong (12/18/2014) [-]
I believe I'm the one who threw the barrels at Mario. Also according to the Donkey Kong Country games Cranky is the one who did as well.
User avatar #170 to #169 - warioteam (12/18/2014) [-]
cool
well that ******* ****** is here
he goes under the name "marioisbestpony"
#171 to #170 - CrankyKong (12/18/2014) [-]
Yeah I've seen him. I just ignore him since he's not worth my time.
User avatar #165 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day my friend .
User avatar #167 to #166 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
no problem
#163 - Nameloc (07/17/2014) [-]
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#162 - misanthrizzle (05/28/2014) [-]
you're like the first ever mascotfag
#160 - PickleTickle (09/14/2013) [-]
2spooky4me
2spooky4me
#158 - PickleTickle (08/25/2013) [-]
me
me
#157 - PickleTickle (08/23/2013) [-]
you lmao
you lmao
#155 - PickleTickle (05/01/2013) [-]
when you sat on me :P
when you sat on me :P
#151 - PickleTickle (04/23/2013) [-]
u kno
u kno
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