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CrankyKong

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Gender: male
Age: 114
Date Signed Up:2/21/2010
Last Login:9/02/2015
Location:Donkey Kong Island
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#20 - The first American census taken was in 1790, so I bet that's w… 11 hours ago on US Population +1
#61 - I have a Beagle Boston terrier mix. 11 hours ago on Dogs 100 years ago / now +1
#14 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2015 on Smart Horse +9
User avatar #21 - sirosd (08/31/2015) [-]
Source, to those aroused bored enough to care
www.imagefap.com/pictures/3012628/Pokemon-Stallion-Catches-%27em-All
#48 - **CrankyKong used "*roll 1, 1-999*"** **CrankyKong rolls 050** 08/30/2015 on Fallout comp 2 0
#52 - Roast me  [+] (4 new replies) 08/29/2015 on /r/RoastMe Senseless +7
User avatar #96 - Sethorein (08/29/2015) [-]
Then youd be a hotdog ^_^
#63 - shadowbndg (08/29/2015) [-]

Place a piece of foil on the bottom of a 13 x 9" baking pan.
Line inside of hot dog buns with mayonnaise and sweet relish.
Evenly add mustard.
Fill with hot dogs, placing each side-by-side in the baking pan.
Top hot dogs with chili, cheese and diced onion.
Cover with aluminum foil and bake at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for 45 minutes.
Carefully remove from the pan with a spatula.


#61 - funpunk (08/29/2015) [-]
But I'm not Chinese.
#78 - burytia (08/29/2015) [-]
dont be afraid to try foreign dishes
#9 - Picture 08/27/2015 on Oh the pain 0
#10 - Not mine 08/24/2015 on Steve the Bear +9
#289 - The most beautiful  [+] (3 new replies) 08/21/2015 on Let FJ rate your gf / bf 0
#308 - graphomaniac (08/21/2015) [-]
Get me some of that
#329 - checkemninja (08/21/2015) [-]
I killed one of those on resident evil 4
User avatar #297 - dagramcraka (08/21/2015) [-]
11/10 best boyfriend ever
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2015 on Dad Joke +65
User avatar #12 - dasbrot (08/15/2015) [-]
iamsofuckingmad.jpg
#58 - You're welcome. I collect old games and eventually all their b… 07/22/2015 on Nintendo Fans +1

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#178 - murrlogic (06/07/2015) [-]
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User avatar #176 - beams (05/24/2015) [-]
When you go and almost drop it, you do not spill a drop.

When you feel you must go use it, it is filled to the brim.

What is it?
User avatar #177 to #176 - CrankyKong ONLINE (05/24/2015) [-]
I'm going to say it's a garbage can
User avatar #172 - CrankyKong ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
**CrankyKong used "*Roll 3, 1-999*"**
**CrankyKong rolls 433**
**CrankyKong rolls 817**
**CrankyKong rolls 432**
User avatar #173 to #172 - CrankyKong ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
*roll 0, 0-0*
User avatar #168 - warioteam (12/18/2014) [-]
hey my ***** cranky
quick question: are you or are you not the dk that threw barrels at mario
or was that always the young one
User avatar #169 to #168 - CrankyKong ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
I believe I'm the one who threw the barrels at Mario. Also according to the Donkey Kong Country games Cranky is the one who did as well.
User avatar #170 to #169 - warioteam (12/18/2014) [-]
cool
well that ******* ****** is here
he goes under the name "marioisbestpony"
#171 to #170 - CrankyKong ONLINE (12/18/2014) [-]
Yeah I've seen him. I just ignore him since he's not worth my time.
User avatar #165 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day my friend .
#166 to #165 - CrankyKong ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
Danke
User avatar #167 to #166 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
no problem
#163 - Nameloc (07/17/2014) [-]
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#162 - misanthrizzle (05/28/2014) [-]
you're like the first ever mascotfag
#160 - PickleTickle (09/14/2013) [-]
2spooky4me
2spooky4me
#158 - PickleTickle (08/25/2013) [-]
me
me
#157 - PickleTickle (08/23/2013) [-]
you lmao
you lmao
#155 - PickleTickle (05/01/2013) [-]
when you sat on me :P
when you sat on me :P
#151 - PickleTickle (04/23/2013) [-]
u kno
u kno
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