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CrankyKong

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Gender: male
Age: 113
Date Signed Up:2/21/2010
Last Login:7/28/2015
Location:Donkey Kong Island
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#58 - You're welcome. I collect old games and eventually all their b… 07/22/2015 on Nintendo Fans +1
#49 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2015 on Nintendo Fans +1
User avatar #54 - xfishy (07/22/2015) [-]
Thanks, searching for videos on my phone blows. Guess I just have a bunch of stuff to buy now
User avatar #58 - CrankyKong (07/22/2015) [-]
You're welcome. I collect old games and eventually all their batteries will go out. I keep this video on hand for that day.
#86 - You stole my line 07/20/2015 on All the time +2
#29 - Picture 07/19/2015 on Hey Arnold spinoff must happen +8
#43 - Picture 07/12/2015 on (untitled) +1
#8 - Picture 07/08/2015 on Donkey Kong's country +3
#7 - It always sad to see a great company fall so far. This video p…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2015 on Every TF2 Update 0
User avatar #8 - notyuu (07/05/2015) [-]
which...is sadly true.
#5 - Ah I see. Maybe the next big update will be hat skins.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2015 on Every TF2 Update 0
User avatar #6 - notyuu (07/05/2015) [-]
but the real sad thing is how far valve have fallen....I mean they used to be amazing with their flash sales, which were literally over in a flash [during the summer sales and so on] and they actually released games, crafted with care, love and passion, hell they even used to regularly update their existing games with new content, maps, weapons, silly things [remember back when Halloween mode first came out?] but now all they do is sit about going warb warb warb releasing cosmetic stuff to milk as much profit as possible, at this point they are almost as bad as EA...just without the whole "consuming every studio and franchise ever" thing.

hell, i'm willing to bet if it wasn't for steam, valve would actually be releasing things because they would have to actually work for their money, rather than just taking a %cut of the sales on steam.
User avatar #7 - CrankyKong (07/05/2015) [-]
It always sad to see a great company fall so far. This video pretty much sums it up If Valve were 100% honest with us...
User avatar #8 - notyuu (07/05/2015) [-]
which...is sadly true.
#3 - To be honest I didn't even know a new update came out for TF2 …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/05/2015 on Every TF2 Update 0
User avatar #4 - notyuu (07/05/2015) [-]
well don't fret too hard....with this new update..TF2 has more or less become CS:GO but with more wacky and the same amount of new content...it's actually kinda sad when you think about it.

[and no, this update is "new" content, not new, the difference is "new" doesn't add jack shit to the game past some simple cosmetic things]
User avatar #5 - CrankyKong (07/05/2015) [-]
Ah I see. Maybe the next big update will be hat skins.
User avatar #6 - notyuu (07/05/2015) [-]
but the real sad thing is how far valve have fallen....I mean they used to be amazing with their flash sales, which were literally over in a flash [during the summer sales and so on] and they actually released games, crafted with care, love and passion, hell they even used to regularly update their existing games with new content, maps, weapons, silly things [remember back when Halloween mode first came out?] but now all they do is sit about going warb warb warb releasing cosmetic stuff to milk as much profit as possible, at this point they are almost as bad as EA...just without the whole "consuming every studio and franchise ever" thing.

hell, i'm willing to bet if it wasn't for steam, valve would actually be releasing things because they would have to actually work for their money, rather than just taking a %cut of the sales on steam.
User avatar #7 - CrankyKong (07/05/2015) [-]
It always sad to see a great company fall so far. This video pretty much sums it up If Valve were 100% honest with us...
User avatar #8 - notyuu (07/05/2015) [-]
which...is sadly true.
#836 - Picture 07/04/2015 on This is what molested you... 0

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#178 - murrlogic (06/07/2015) [-]
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User avatar #176 - beams (05/24/2015) [-]
When you go and almost drop it, you do not spill a drop.

When you feel you must go use it, it is filled to the brim.

What is it?
User avatar #177 to #176 - CrankyKong (05/24/2015) [-]
I'm going to say it's a garbage can
User avatar #172 - CrankyKong (02/11/2015) [-]
**CrankyKong used "*Roll 3, 1-999*"**
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User avatar #173 to #172 - CrankyKong (02/15/2015) [-]
*roll 0, 0-0*
User avatar #168 - warioteam (12/18/2014) [-]
hey my ***** cranky
quick question: are you or are you not the dk that threw barrels at mario
or was that always the young one
User avatar #169 to #168 - CrankyKong (12/18/2014) [-]
I believe I'm the one who threw the barrels at Mario. Also according to the Donkey Kong Country games Cranky is the one who did as well.
User avatar #170 to #169 - warioteam (12/18/2014) [-]
cool
well that ******* ****** is here
he goes under the name "marioisbestpony"
#171 to #170 - CrankyKong (12/18/2014) [-]
Yeah I've seen him. I just ignore him since he's not worth my time.
User avatar #165 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
Good morning! I hope you have a fantastic day my friend .
User avatar #167 to #166 - gugek (11/22/2014) [-]
no problem
#163 - Nameloc (07/17/2014) [-]
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#162 - misanthrizzle (05/28/2014) [-]
you're like the first ever mascotfag
#160 - PickleTickle (09/14/2013) [-]
2spooky4me
2spooky4me
#158 - PickleTickle (08/25/2013) [-]
me
me
#157 - PickleTickle (08/23/2013) [-]
you lmao
you lmao
#155 - PickleTickle (05/01/2013) [-]
when you sat on me :P
when you sat on me :P
#151 - PickleTickle (04/23/2013) [-]
u kno
u kno
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