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Date Signed Up:10/19/2010
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#1960 - It wasn't white-knighting, you were just incorrectly using a m… 02/25/2015 on Post your BEST picture 0
#1943 - Except she didn't say anything about being a chick, you did...  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Post your BEST picture 0
User avatar #1951 - Elk (02/25/2015) [-]
I wasn't being serious. Go be a white knight somewhere else.
User avatar #1960 - CoolStoryBrosky (02/25/2015) [-]
It wasn't white-knighting, you were just incorrectly using a meme and it came of as dick-ish.

"While the stereotypes about attention-seeking female gamers began to emerge with the popularization of online multiplayer games in the early 2000s, the earliest known use of “gurl gamer” as a derisive label can be found in a Gaia Online forum thread titled “I’m a girl gamer! GIRL GAMER PRIDE …Okay,” submitted by forum member Dimigo on January 24th, 2010" - Knowyourmeme

Remember, sarcasm doesn't generally carry well through text. There was genuinely no way for me (or anyone for that matter), to know if you were "joking" or just being a dick.
#39 - Tumblr comments are this generation's laugh track. 02/23/2015 on Fuck +4
#90 - My girlfriend gets mad when I mention Scarlett Johansson now. 02/12/2015 on TFW NO GF 0
#24 - I've beaten every single final fantasy for hand-held that was … 02/05/2015 on What it feels like - What... -1
#369 - Children who gets vaccines aren't more likely to be autistic..… 02/05/2015 on (untitled) +3
#192 - It's an attorney's job to "overthink things." People… 02/04/2015 on Rekt +1
#184 - Okay, so now to enter any pool you have to sign a "Waiver…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2015 on Rekt +1
#186 - verby (02/04/2015) [-]
I also said I wasn't sure about the right of parents to make decisions for their children. Also, your example is overthinking things a tiny bit
User avatar #192 - CoolStoryBrosky (02/04/2015) [-]
It's an attorney's job to "overthink things." People are shitty and are constantly looking for reasons to sue. Attorney's are shitter and don't care. Everything I just said was entirely within the realm of feasibility.
#175 - So imagine 9 year old Jimmy is at the pool and drowning, the l…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/03/2015 on Rekt +1
#177 - verby (02/03/2015) [-]
Well, you can argue that said pool has the right to mandate the use of the pool to those will accept CPR. Actually, if the government owns the pool, they can make the same demands.
User avatar #184 - CoolStoryBrosky (02/04/2015) [-]
Okay, so now to enter any pool you have to sign a "Waiver of Cardiopulmonary resuscitation" which provides pools with the legal means to save a child's life. Now that the precedent has been set that parents can passively murder their children through inaction, you also need to sign "waivers of automated external defibrillation" and "Waivers of release to perform heimlich," among other maneuvers and waivers. You now have the FBSP (Federal Board of Swimming Pools) that has been created under the jurisdiction of the Department of the Interior, with subsidiary agencies that oversee practices such as CPR.
So now: Jimmy's dead (to set the precedent), you've expanded the Bureaucracy, you've expanded government spending, you've increased government oversight, and now little Suzie needs to hire a civil litigations attorney that can file and record her waiver history whenever she visits a new pool for a birthday party. ALL SO PARENTS HAVE THE RIGHT TO PASSIVELY MURDER THEIR OWN CHILDREN TO INACTION. Okay.
#186 - verby (02/04/2015) [-]
I also said I wasn't sure about the right of parents to make decisions for their children. Also, your example is overthinking things a tiny bit
User avatar #192 - CoolStoryBrosky (02/04/2015) [-]
It's an attorney's job to "overthink things." People are shitty and are constantly looking for reasons to sue. Attorney's are shitter and don't care. Everything I just said was entirely within the realm of feasibility.
#163 - My argument was entirely through the scientific scope, defendi…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/03/2015 on Rekt +3
#172 - verby (02/03/2015) [-]
Well, the difference between throwing a punch and not vaccinating is that while throwing a punch is an actively aggressive act, not vaccinating is the lack of any act. So, you throw a punch with the intent to harm or inflict pain, but I haven't heard of people refusing to vaccinate with the intent of infecting others. Of course, there is a problem when you have parents making these kind of inadvisable medical decisions for their children.

But I think guys like this doctor have it right, let the society correct itself. There is nothing wrong with a private business or entity requiring vaccinations for service, my only vice is when the government enforces it.
User avatar #175 - CoolStoryBrosky (02/03/2015) [-]
So imagine 9 year old Jimmy is at the pool and drowning, the lifeguard pulls him out -- but before the lifeguard has a chance to perform CPR that will almost certainly save his life, the parents stop him and say "We don't believe in CPR." You believe that is the right of the parent?
#177 - verby (02/03/2015) [-]
Well, you can argue that said pool has the right to mandate the use of the pool to those will accept CPR. Actually, if the government owns the pool, they can make the same demands.
User avatar #184 - CoolStoryBrosky (02/04/2015) [-]
Okay, so now to enter any pool you have to sign a "Waiver of Cardiopulmonary resuscitation" which provides pools with the legal means to save a child's life. Now that the precedent has been set that parents can passively murder their children through inaction, you also need to sign "waivers of automated external defibrillation" and "Waivers of release to perform heimlich," among other maneuvers and waivers. You now have the FBSP (Federal Board of Swimming Pools) that has been created under the jurisdiction of the Department of the Interior, with subsidiary agencies that oversee practices such as CPR.
So now: Jimmy's dead (to set the precedent), you've expanded the Bureaucracy, you've expanded government spending, you've increased government oversight, and now little Suzie needs to hire a civil litigations attorney that can file and record her waiver history whenever she visits a new pool for a birthday party. ALL SO PARENTS HAVE THE RIGHT TO PASSIVELY MURDER THEIR OWN CHILDREN TO INACTION. Okay.
#186 - verby (02/04/2015) [-]
I also said I wasn't sure about the right of parents to make decisions for their children. Also, your example is overthinking things a tiny bit
User avatar #192 - CoolStoryBrosky (02/04/2015) [-]
It's an attorney's job to "overthink things." People are shitty and are constantly looking for reasons to sue. Attorney's are shitter and don't care. Everything I just said was entirely within the realm of feasibility.

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User avatar #6 - srhkid (02/03/2015) [-]
I am sorry to have down talked Washington as bad as I did.. Just bad blood up there..
User avatar #7 to #6 - CoolStoryBrosky ONLINE (02/03/2015) [-]
lol It's okay, I don't have any sort of patriotism for the state itself like a Texan might for Texas. I just know I'll never be able to live anywhere but Washington, Oregon, or Northern California so I was genuinely curious as to what you didn't like.
User avatar #8 to #7 - srhkid (02/03/2015) [-]
Heheh. I live in Southern California. (In the mountains). Its pretty up here. But in the main towns such as Ontario or Rancho Cucamunga.. Yeah, its a **** show
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User avatar #3 to #2 - CoolStoryBrosky ONLINE (09/30/2012) [-]
Umm....what exactly?
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