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#78 - I've been a ********** for almost 6 years now and I can tell t…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 25 +8
#109 - jimmyrustlinhustla (07/22/2016) [-]
#5 - This comment has never been posted on a comp like this ever before. 07/13/2016 on Fact comp +3
#40 - Sombra has a hitscan weapon with hanzo-level hitboxes on frien… 07/13/2016 on Ana Reveal! (not Sombra) 0
#39 - You can't just say that and not provide source 07/13/2016 on God Damn +3
#14 - I don't like sweet meat. 07/12/2016 on meat +1
#23 - Pretty certain it's yearly. 07/11/2016 on is this still relevant? 0
#1 - Am I the only one who thinks fruit and meat don't mix?  [+] (12 new replies) 07/11/2016 on meat +23
#21 - anon (07/12/2016) [-]
It's fine plenty a plebs lack the taste for fine cooking.
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#11 - buckymcbadbait (07/12/2016) [-]
you're fat tho
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#15 - kameken (07/12/2016) [-]
Wouldn't that make it more valid, though?

If even a fat person wouldn't eat it?
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#10 - createdjustnow (07/12/2016) [-]
pineapple has enzymes that break down meat, making the ribs taste sweeter and making them tender
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#14 - Cookiez (07/12/2016) [-]
I don't like sweet meat.
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#9 - vincento (07/12/2016) [-]
agreed except for pork
pork tastes surprisingly good with appless on in cherry/cranberry sauce
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#8 - removekimchi (07/12/2016) [-]
the only meat that goes with fruit is pork and apples tbh
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#7 - haedshot (07/12/2016) [-]
you're missing out then. if done right, its pretty fucking good.
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#6 - eezo (07/12/2016) [-]
The fucked up thing is that Pineapple can mildly digest meat
#2 - anon (07/11/2016) [-]
I feel you mang

I always felt left out when my parents made bacon wrapped pineapple with shrimp.
Didn't like fish. Didn't like shrimp. Didn't like mixing sweet and salty most times. All 7 of my family kin would eat happily and I would brood.
#4 - anon (07/11/2016) [-]
What if you replace the pineapple with bell peppers. Sounds good as fuck to me I hate pineapple fucking gross
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#21 - That version is dead I believe but the "Old Man Logan&quo…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2016 on What pisses me off +2
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#23 - comicexplain (07/10/2016) [-]
Seems to be true, so far!

I do hope ours comes back soon, to calm Old Man Him down!

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