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#8 - "The Infancy Narrative of Matthew is one of an imperial …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2015 on Jesus Christ +4
User avatar #18 - billymayss (04/30/2015) [-]
oh shit, I did but I was a little more focused on the Jesus smiting people for revenge. Guess it just never registered lol, my bad.
#152 - I thought this was a comp at first and was left staring at the…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2015 on Want some rage? Have some... +13
User avatar #154 - ashedust (04/30/2015) [-]
Yeah... I dun fucked up trying to upload this.
#72 - But then it's in direct control of europe, not part of contine…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2015 on Dindu Nuffins +2
User avatar #74 - internetexplain (04/13/2015) [-]
well 80% of russia isn't part of continental europe either , but it's marked that way because it's righfully russian , just like Guyana is rightfully french at this point.
It's part of Main-land France , it has 0 autonomy , no foreign ethnics and it was never a country of it's own either.
it's 100% french and will remain that way forever , just like the Falklands are 100% british.
#12 - Wouldn't that make it a colony? This map marks it as part of europe  [+] (6 new replies) 04/13/2015 on Dindu Nuffins +3
User avatar #45 - internetexplain (04/13/2015) [-]
it's French guayana , not a colony , officially part of main-land france.
User avatar #72 - Cookiez (04/13/2015) [-]
But then it's in direct control of europe, not part of continental europe as map implies
User avatar #74 - internetexplain (04/13/2015) [-]
well 80% of russia isn't part of continental europe either , but it's marked that way because it's righfully russian , just like Guyana is rightfully french at this point.
It's part of Main-land France , it has 0 autonomy , no foreign ethnics and it was never a country of it's own either.
it's 100% french and will remain that way forever , just like the Falklands are 100% british.
User avatar #27 - samthediv (04/13/2015) [-]
Its probably like the Dutch Caribbean, where there are 3 cities which are considered to be Dutch Cities, as in they are cities in the Netherlands, but in the Caribbean , and partake in elections just the same as any other part of mainland Netherlands.
Except they dont use euros they use dollars for some reason
User avatar #14 - davidteninch (04/13/2015) [-]
Probably the same reason the Falklands are considered "Europe" as well. Most likely the government or people in French Guiana are so connected the France, that they consider themselves French citizens.
#13 - shibblehiggins (04/13/2015) [-]
#9 - Why is there a small part of south america marked as europe?  [+] (8 new replies) 04/12/2015 on Dindu Nuffins +2
User avatar #11 - shibblehiggins (04/13/2015) [-]
I forget the name of that country in particular, but I believe it is owned by the French...I think
User avatar #12 - Cookiez (04/13/2015) [-]
Wouldn't that make it a colony? This map marks it as part of europe
User avatar #45 - internetexplain (04/13/2015) [-]
it's French guayana , not a colony , officially part of main-land france.
User avatar #72 - Cookiez (04/13/2015) [-]
But then it's in direct control of europe, not part of continental europe as map implies
User avatar #74 - internetexplain (04/13/2015) [-]
well 80% of russia isn't part of continental europe either , but it's marked that way because it's righfully russian , just like Guyana is rightfully french at this point.
It's part of Main-land France , it has 0 autonomy , no foreign ethnics and it was never a country of it's own either.
it's 100% french and will remain that way forever , just like the Falklands are 100% british.
User avatar #27 - samthediv (04/13/2015) [-]
Its probably like the Dutch Caribbean, where there are 3 cities which are considered to be Dutch Cities, as in they are cities in the Netherlands, but in the Caribbean , and partake in elections just the same as any other part of mainland Netherlands.
Except they dont use euros they use dollars for some reason
User avatar #14 - davidteninch (04/13/2015) [-]
Probably the same reason the Falklands are considered "Europe" as well. Most likely the government or people in French Guiana are so connected the France, that they consider themselves French citizens.
#13 - shibblehiggins (04/13/2015) [-]
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User avatar #35 to #34 - Cookiez (06/20/2014) [-]
I love it
User avatar #25 - partially (03/13/2014) [-]
Hello can i have your fj points?
User avatar #26 to #25 - Cookiez (03/13/2014) [-]
Hell naw, I'm trying to pay for my son's tuition.
User avatar #27 to #26 - partially (03/13/2014) [-]
fk u up ur ass
User avatar #28 to #27 - Cookiez (03/13/2014) [-]
No u
User avatar #30 to #28 - partially (03/13/2014) [-]
how does that even work : O
User avatar #29 to #28 - partially (03/13/2014) [-]
**partially ***** partially up his own ass**
#31 to #29 - Cookiez (03/13/2014) [-]
And now you know
User avatar #32 to #31 - partially (03/13/2014) [-]
D :
dick move tho
User avatar #33 to #32 - Cookiez (03/13/2014) [-]
Theres only one dick moving here
its yours, up your ass.
User avatar #16 - roll (05/16/2013) [-]
no i reply whenever i feel like replying. which is alot.
#23 to #22 - Cookiez (05/16/2013) [-]
We'll bang, k?
We'll bang, k?
#24 to #23 - roll (05/16/2013) [-]
b-baka!


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User avatar #11 to #10 - Cookiez (01/01/2013) [-]
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Hehe.
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User avatar #7 to #5 - Cookiez (11/25/2012) [-]
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