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#12 - Star is called "Auschwitz" and the leader is Goldman Sachs 05/15/2016 on Stellaris is best game +2
#11 - Comment deleted 05/15/2016 on Stellaris is best game 0
#13 - >inb4 some witty ****** makes a joke about arabic  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2016 on Sweden +27
#67 - anon (05/13/2016) [-]
>"Witty"
>Arab jokes

Pick one.
#13 - No, I'm pretty sure that's Skyrim with graphics mods. 05/06/2016 on Norway +76
#10 - Anyone got the vid? I tried entering the link in the post but …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2016 on gas the carps, river war now +1
#121 - He literally holds the hammer for a couple moments, why would …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2016 on /pol/ infiltrates /tv/ 0
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#122 - leonhardt (04/27/2016) [-]
He whacks Ultron with it once in the big clusterfuck battle at the end.
But does not blast him with lightning
Because as a machine he can lift the hammer, but does not receive its powers.
They even fucking explain this in the movie at the end with the elevator discussion.
Elevator can lift the hammer. Because its a machine. This does not give the elevator the powers of thor.
#118 - I think the mind stone actually makes him worthy, as hes basic…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/27/2016 on /pol/ infiltrates /tv/ 0
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#120 - leonhardt (04/27/2016) [-]
Its because he's an android
Note how he doesn't use any of the powers
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#121 - Cookiez (04/27/2016) [-]
He literally holds the hammer for a couple moments, why would he be blasting anything with lightning?
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#122 - leonhardt (04/27/2016) [-]
He whacks Ultron with it once in the big clusterfuck battle at the end.
But does not blast him with lightning
Because as a machine he can lift the hammer, but does not receive its powers.
They even fucking explain this in the movie at the end with the elevator discussion.
Elevator can lift the hammer. Because its a machine. This does not give the elevator the powers of thor.
#117 - Comment deleted 04/27/2016 on /pol/ infiltrates /tv/ 0
#13 - Vision also lifts it in Age of Ultron  [+] (7 new replies) 04/26/2016 on /pol/ infiltrates /tv/ +5
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#104 - leonhardt (04/27/2016) [-]
Because Vision is an android, and machines are not registered by the hammer.

So he can lift it and smack people around with it, but not use its powers.
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#118 - Cookiez (04/27/2016) [-]
I think the mind stone actually makes him worthy, as hes basically as pure as it gets
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#120 - leonhardt (04/27/2016) [-]
Its because he's an android
Note how he doesn't use any of the powers
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#121 - Cookiez (04/27/2016) [-]
He literally holds the hammer for a couple moments, why would he be blasting anything with lightning?
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#122 - leonhardt (04/27/2016) [-]
He whacks Ultron with it once in the big clusterfuck battle at the end.
But does not blast him with lightning
Because as a machine he can lift the hammer, but does not receive its powers.
They even fucking explain this in the movie at the end with the elevator discussion.
Elevator can lift the hammer. Because its a machine. This does not give the elevator the powers of thor.
#117 - Cookiez has deleted their comment.
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#15 - boarderlinegreat (04/26/2016) [-]
That's besically because of the mind stone.
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