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Date Signed Up:3/17/2010
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#118 - I saw her in a movie with Sandra Bullock that I think was call… 07/10/2014 on She fucking sucks +1
#45 - I thumbed up your "Oh boy, someone is gonna get a mad har…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/04/2014 on I see what you did they're -1
User avatar #83 - Sethorein (07/05/2014) [-]
Oh man, it's like christmas in this thread now hah!
User avatar #58 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
It's fine, I've gotten a comment in the top 40 every day this week. I'm allowed a small unpopular thread to unwind.
#74 - slugnugget (07/04/2014) [-]
On how many of those comments did you use the word "ambiguous"?
User avatar #75 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
Would I really get a top comment with a word 80% of you kids don't understand?
#79 - slugnugget (07/04/2014) [-]
You're right. It seems that you're probably getting thumbed by the 20 percent of users who find swelled headed arse holes funny.
User avatar #80 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
Darling, I'm being thumbed up by everyone because when I don't feel like calling you out for your idiocy I am funny.

You don't get top comments without being funny unless you get lucky rolls or happen to be the right kind of racist.
#81 - slugnugget (07/04/2014) [-]
Translated - "I can be funny when i'm not busy being an egotistical twat"
User avatar #82 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
More or less.
#43 - Alright, bro, I see where you're coming from, but I'm sure you…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/04/2014 on I see what you did they're 0
User avatar #44 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
Oh, the negative attention has begun in earnest now.

I'm rank 176 in comments though so a few little red thumbs from the children who have no idea how terrifying writing an academic paper will be, without appropriate, unambiguous writing style, does not bother me.
User avatar #45 - Compootor (07/04/2014) [-]
I thumbed up your "Oh boy, someone is gonna get a mad hardon for that error." comment.
User avatar #83 - Sethorein (07/05/2014) [-]
Oh man, it's like christmas in this thread now hah!
User avatar #58 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
It's fine, I've gotten a comment in the top 40 every day this week. I'm allowed a small unpopular thread to unwind.
#74 - slugnugget (07/04/2014) [-]
On how many of those comments did you use the word "ambiguous"?
User avatar #75 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
Would I really get a top comment with a word 80% of you kids don't understand?
#79 - slugnugget (07/04/2014) [-]
You're right. It seems that you're probably getting thumbed by the 20 percent of users who find swelled headed arse holes funny.
User avatar #80 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
Darling, I'm being thumbed up by everyone because when I don't feel like calling you out for your idiocy I am funny.

You don't get top comments without being funny unless you get lucky rolls or happen to be the right kind of racist.
#81 - slugnugget (07/04/2014) [-]
Translated - "I can be funny when i'm not busy being an egotistical twat"
User avatar #82 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
More or less.
#35 - "That is precisely the sort of nonsense up with which I w…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/04/2014 on I see what you did they're 0
User avatar #41 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
See, that's wrong too.

Putting up with something is a colloquialism in and of itself.

Using the more appropriate structure "that is precisely the sort of nonsense with which I will not put up" ends up leading to ambiguity solely because that form of colloquialism relies on ambiguous sentence structure.

The woman in that video doesn't understand the simple concept of sentence ambiguity.

a preposition is a perfectly appropriate word to end a sentence with. With what? It'd arguably make more sense to remove "with" altogether.

The fun in abuse of this ambiguity comes from garden path cognitive errors. A preposition is a perfectly appropriate word to end a sentence with milk, honey, and sugar cubes.

Now imagine you're making a rather longwinded statement and your mind is already taxed enough trying to keep up with your tongue as you spout words; which is more likely to lead to garden path grammatical errors, "with which to end a sentence" or "to end a sentence with"?

While the former presents no possibility for error, the second does, and thus it is condemned.

Get it?
#46 - kingpongthedon (07/04/2014) [-]
Are you seriously suggesting that you understand the English language better than the people at Merriam-Webster? English is a highly bastardized language with many, many source languages. As a result there are practically zero definite laws when it comes to English grammar. But at its heart English is a Germanic language, a language-family where it's commonplace to end sentence with a preposition.
User avatar #57 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
Yes.

It doesn't matter if it began as German, the psychology of language still prefers the grammar proposed by the Englishmen that the woman insults.

I argue for the sake of increasing specificity and reducing ambiguity. You argue for the sake of being lazy with your speech and writing.

Apparently funnyjunk prefers laziness. Go figure.
User avatar #43 - Compootor (07/04/2014) [-]
Alright, bro, I see where you're coming from, but I'm sure you won't condemn me because I'm more inclined to trust the dictionary than a random FJ user.
User avatar #44 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
Oh, the negative attention has begun in earnest now.

I'm rank 176 in comments though so a few little red thumbs from the children who have no idea how terrifying writing an academic paper will be, without appropriate, unambiguous writing style, does not bother me.
User avatar #45 - Compootor (07/04/2014) [-]
I thumbed up your "Oh boy, someone is gonna get a mad hardon for that error." comment.
User avatar #83 - Sethorein (07/05/2014) [-]
Oh man, it's like christmas in this thread now hah!
User avatar #58 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
It's fine, I've gotten a comment in the top 40 every day this week. I'm allowed a small unpopular thread to unwind.
#74 - slugnugget (07/04/2014) [-]
On how many of those comments did you use the word "ambiguous"?
User avatar #75 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
Would I really get a top comment with a word 80% of you kids don't understand?
#79 - slugnugget (07/04/2014) [-]
You're right. It seems that you're probably getting thumbed by the 20 percent of users who find swelled headed arse holes funny.
User avatar #80 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
Darling, I'm being thumbed up by everyone because when I don't feel like calling you out for your idiocy I am funny.

You don't get top comments without being funny unless you get lucky rolls or happen to be the right kind of racist.
#81 - slugnugget (07/04/2014) [-]
Translated - "I can be funny when i'm not busy being an egotistical twat"
User avatar #82 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
More or less.
#33 - Picture  [+] (16 new replies) 07/04/2014 on I see what you did they're 0
User avatar #34 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
WITH WHICH TO END A GOD DAMNED SENTENCE.

This video is evil.
User avatar #35 - Compootor (07/04/2014) [-]
"That is precisely the sort of nonsense up with which I will not put."
User avatar #41 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
See, that's wrong too.

Putting up with something is a colloquialism in and of itself.

Using the more appropriate structure "that is precisely the sort of nonsense with which I will not put up" ends up leading to ambiguity solely because that form of colloquialism relies on ambiguous sentence structure.

The woman in that video doesn't understand the simple concept of sentence ambiguity.

a preposition is a perfectly appropriate word to end a sentence with. With what? It'd arguably make more sense to remove "with" altogether.

The fun in abuse of this ambiguity comes from garden path cognitive errors. A preposition is a perfectly appropriate word to end a sentence with milk, honey, and sugar cubes.

Now imagine you're making a rather longwinded statement and your mind is already taxed enough trying to keep up with your tongue as you spout words; which is more likely to lead to garden path grammatical errors, "with which to end a sentence" or "to end a sentence with"?

While the former presents no possibility for error, the second does, and thus it is condemned.

Get it?
#46 - kingpongthedon (07/04/2014) [-]
Are you seriously suggesting that you understand the English language better than the people at Merriam-Webster? English is a highly bastardized language with many, many source languages. As a result there are practically zero definite laws when it comes to English grammar. But at its heart English is a Germanic language, a language-family where it's commonplace to end sentence with a preposition.
User avatar #57 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
Yes.

It doesn't matter if it began as German, the psychology of language still prefers the grammar proposed by the Englishmen that the woman insults.

I argue for the sake of increasing specificity and reducing ambiguity. You argue for the sake of being lazy with your speech and writing.

Apparently funnyjunk prefers laziness. Go figure.
User avatar #43 - Compootor (07/04/2014) [-]
Alright, bro, I see where you're coming from, but I'm sure you won't condemn me because I'm more inclined to trust the dictionary than a random FJ user.
User avatar #44 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
Oh, the negative attention has begun in earnest now.

I'm rank 176 in comments though so a few little red thumbs from the children who have no idea how terrifying writing an academic paper will be, without appropriate, unambiguous writing style, does not bother me.
User avatar #45 - Compootor (07/04/2014) [-]
I thumbed up your "Oh boy, someone is gonna get a mad hardon for that error." comment.
User avatar #83 - Sethorein (07/05/2014) [-]
Oh man, it's like christmas in this thread now hah!
User avatar #58 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
It's fine, I've gotten a comment in the top 40 every day this week. I'm allowed a small unpopular thread to unwind.
#74 - slugnugget (07/04/2014) [-]
On how many of those comments did you use the word "ambiguous"?
User avatar #75 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
Would I really get a top comment with a word 80% of you kids don't understand?
#79 - slugnugget (07/04/2014) [-]
You're right. It seems that you're probably getting thumbed by the 20 percent of users who find swelled headed arse holes funny.
User avatar #80 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
Darling, I'm being thumbed up by everyone because when I don't feel like calling you out for your idiocy I am funny.

You don't get top comments without being funny unless you get lucky rolls or happen to be the right kind of racist.
#81 - slugnugget (07/04/2014) [-]
Translated - "I can be funny when i'm not busy being an egotistical twat"
User avatar #82 - Sethorein (07/04/2014) [-]
More or less.
#194 - It SOUNDS disgusting on paper, which is what I thought up unti…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2014 on Food Hacks Part 2 0
User avatar #196 - hydraetis (06/21/2014) [-]
That doesn't sound gross to me. I've put syrup and shit on my bacon plenty of times. What does sound disgusting is the paste and ridiculously sugary icing that goes with the rolls being put on meat.
#28 - This is true, but in this case, the bacon fits in. The salty t…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2014 on Food Hacks Part 2 +1
User avatar #76 - hydraetis (06/20/2014) [-]
To me it sounds disgusting.
User avatar #194 - Compootor (06/21/2014) [-]
It SOUNDS disgusting on paper, which is what I thought up until last year, but my collage dorm cafeteria has an item on the menu that is basically a pancake and four strips of bacon. It sounds really gross, but I tried it, and it's fucking amazing.
User avatar #196 - hydraetis (06/21/2014) [-]
That doesn't sound gross to me. I've put syrup and shit on my bacon plenty of times. What does sound disgusting is the paste and ridiculously sugary icing that goes with the rolls being put on meat.
#111 - **Compootor rolled user bionicpanda ** So.. You wanna get … 06/15/2014 on Dad plays COD 0
#71 - "You can't take me. I've got to fight another fight, I've… 06/13/2014 on dhbjadbjkadaklsdn SCATMAAAN 0
#89 - Can we just establish for anyone who doesn't know: The currenc… 06/13/2014 on Car Ticket +3

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User avatar #9 - dangerbearr (05/31/2014) [-]
Ran out of room in the thread.
But I'm proud of you. We can be movie buddies. xD
User avatar #10 to #9 - Compootor (05/31/2014) [-]
**** YEAH, Movie buddies! :'D
User avatar #11 to #10 - dangerbearr (05/31/2014) [-]
I'm going to need a movie recommendation from you sometime. I have the whole weekend off from work, so I have nothing better to do with my life. xD
User avatar #12 to #11 - Compootor (05/31/2014) [-]
Have you seen 'The Illusionist' or 'Saving Mr. Banks'? Two great flicks, both of which have Paul Giamatti in them. I love that guy xD
User avatar #13 to #12 - dangerbearr (05/31/2014) [-]
I haven't seen either, to be honest. I've heard of the Illusionist though. I guess I have some watching to catch up on lol
User avatar #16 to #13 - Compootor (06/02/2014) [-]
"Is there gonna be a cover up?"
"Isn't that in the public interest? What could be gained by exposure?"
"But is the FBI in the habit of cleaning up after a multiple ****** ?"
"Yes. Why do you think it's run by a man called Hoover?"

I lol'd.
#15 to #13 - Compootor (05/31/2014) [-]
Okay, so Boddy's dead, was it the Butler? Isn't it always the Butler?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Compootor (05/31/2014) [-]
The Illusionist may not be everyone's cup of tea, so you could go either way on that one, but I loved it. Saving Mr. Banks on the other hand is ******* WONDERFUL, and if you see that film and do not like it, you have no soul.

Obviously, due to the subject matter, you must have seen the original 'Mary Poppins' with Dick Van Dyke and Julie Andrews in order to fully appreciate its genius.
User avatar #6 - arstya (04/05/2014) [-]
Your avatar, it is adorable!

Do you have it in a large?
#8 to #6 - Compootor (04/05/2014) [-]
This one with color correction :S
This one with color correction :S
#7 to #6 - Compootor (04/05/2014) [-]
This is as large as I can get it
This is as large as I can get it
User avatar #1 - hotpost (02/15/2014) [-]
did really nobody commented here?
User avatar #3 to #2 - Compootor (02/15/2014) [-]
Err.. What?
User avatar #4 to #3 - hotpost (02/15/2014) [-]
you have a cool username and been on fj for 4 years and nobody commented on your profile
User avatar #5 to #4 - Compootor (02/15/2014) [-]
Lol, not a single person's commented on here, nope xP
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