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Date Signed Up:5/30/2009
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#70 - Picture 16 hours ago on Raise your dongers and give... +3
#56 - dafuq? 03/21/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #53 0
#100 - Just run in a zig-zag pattern... 03/13/2015 on Nope 0
#83 - Safety Briefs are speeches you have to sit through at the end … 03/08/2015 on Military Comp Part 4 (Carl) 0
#14 - I ******* hated Safety Briefs.........  [+] (13 new replies) 03/07/2015 on Military Comp Part 4 (Carl) +72
User avatar #119 - khajiithaswares (03/08/2015) [-]
I once saw soldiers hitting blank cartridges into a log with bricks. They're there for a reason.
User avatar #77 - severepwner (03/08/2015) [-]
I've actually never heard of them until now. What can you tell me about them?
User avatar #83 - CommentLord (03/08/2015) [-]
Safety Briefs are speeches you have to sit through at the end of the work week, right before you get released for the weekend. And every time they get longer and longer due to the increased amount of dumb shit soldiers do.
User avatar #27 - shoopdawg (03/08/2015) [-]
SHARP briefs are even worse.
User avatar #50 - usarmyexplain (03/08/2015) [-]
Just ask extensive questions about what specifically to do in every situation
#16 - bible (03/07/2015) [-]
I sit there and wonder why we're getting briefed on obvious shit, why would anyone do something like that

Then I realize, the reason I'm standing here listening to this for an hour is because someone was in fact dumb enough to do that
User avatar #70 - Mortuus (03/08/2015) [-]
Please do not store ammunition near a heat source.
User avatar #41 - fadetometallica (03/08/2015) [-]
"Don't drink alcohol and get on a motorcycle"
Fuck, just because one dumbass is stupid enough to do that doesn't mean the rest of us are.
#38 - gojoe (03/08/2015) [-]
9 years in the guard with a deployment, we've had briefs on everything imaginable. My old commander usually started off every morning thanking us just for showing up.
User avatar #23 - zaywoot (03/08/2015) [-]
Also liability lawsuits...
User avatar #99 - haitianfighter (03/08/2015) [-]
except that military personnel cannot sue the military or federal government for whatever happened during service.The best we can get is VA claims.
User avatar #110 - zaywoot (03/08/2015) [-]
But, don't you think that maybe they could still make a case?
I'm thinking, that maybe you cannot sue for injuries unless proper safety conduct wasn't taught, there are usually some if's and buts in such manors
User avatar #109 - zaywoot (03/08/2015) [-]
Well, in that case I guess they just need to cover all grounds when it comes to safety, no limit on stupidity
and it might be different in different countries, IDK
#157 - We had a bunch of old dudes at Benning  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2015 on My Hair Man 0
#224 - Lmaoplanes (03/08/2015) [-]
You didn't see the Asian lady there? I went to Benning. The old guys didn't give a fuck neither, the Asian lady was ruthless.
User avatar #205 - demonfish (03/07/2015) [-]
I didn't even need one, I shaved my head before I got there
#148 - Wouldn't have been so bad if I didn't have to pay every single one.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/07/2015 on My Hair Man +1
#155 - Lmaoplanes (03/07/2015) [-]
That's what pissed me off the most. I thought they were free when I got there.

We had this Asian lady sometimes that didn't give a fuck. Those of us that got there left the shop with cuts and bruises. Others left bleeding.
User avatar #157 - CommentLord (03/07/2015) [-]
We had a bunch of old dudes at Benning
#224 - Lmaoplanes (03/08/2015) [-]
You didn't see the Asian lady there? I went to Benning. The old guys didn't give a fuck neither, the Asian lady was ruthless.
User avatar #205 - demonfish (03/07/2015) [-]
I didn't even need one, I shaved my head before I got there
#1862 - Picture 02/23/2015 on Why did you pick that... +1
#21 - So you're saying we have to hunt down that snitch Irma... 02/23/2015 on The Suite Life of Zack & Cody +1
#7 - I just started watching the LCS this year, and boy are you guy… 02/17/2015 on New to funnyjunk but old to... 0
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User avatar #1 - godgem (07/25/2014) [-]
you should wait till you have around 100. otherwise you wont get much out of it
User avatar #2 to #1 - CommentLord (07/25/2014) [-]
oh alright
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