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Date Signed Up:10/27/2009
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#16 - We all hit the snooze button a few times before getting out of bed. 03/03/2016 on wake up +31
#40 - In addition to what cerig says, Hillary also has the benefit o…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2016 on Mental breakdown 0
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#72 - pentol (03/02/2016) [-]
I was too young to follow politics back in Bill's days. Was the Upswing in the US economy and relative peace and prosperity because of him and his policy, or coincidental with him?
#9 - Like everyone else is saying, this is too ambitious with curre… 03/02/2016 on Chronicles of Elyria 0
#91 - I'm on Funnyjunk. 03/02/2016 on get in here if you can't sleep +1
#26 - Nintendo announced that all glitches will still work, apparently 03/01/2016 on Kids playin' retro Pokemon +12
#18 - Hey, if men are closing in on the robot waifu era, women can h…  [+] (27 new replies) 02/29/2016 on this week in science +90
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#118 - elcreepo (03/01/2016) [-]
Actually artificial eggs would be far more difficult to create since they are the cell which multiplies into a baby
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#83 - gabsmatags (02/29/2016) [-]
I actually really, really want to donate my uterus for transplant. I think it would be awesome.
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#135 - buddywuggle (03/06/2016) [-]
Plus, if the research finds something, you can get a uterus 2.0 for cheaper, since you helped make it.
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#138 - gabsmatags (03/07/2016) [-]
Yeah I mean why the fuck not? My uterus is basically like my appendix, totally useless and only good for a lot of unnecessary pain.
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#139 - buddywuggle (03/07/2016) [-]
Yep, had appendicitis last week.
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#140 - gabsmatags (03/07/2016) [-]
That's fuckin gnarly, did you get it out?
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#141 - buddywuggle (03/08/2016) [-]
Yep, close to rupture too. Got it while it was still in a football shape.
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#142 - gabsmatags (03/08/2016) [-]
Nasty. Did you snap any pics?
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#143 - buddywuggle (03/08/2016) [-]
I have a photo somewhere, I'll need to find a decent camera to digitize it.
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#144 - gabsmatags (03/08/2016) [-]
Fuckin do it
#145 - buddywuggle (03/10/2016) [-]
Took me a while, but here it is.
Before any cuts, there it is, smug looking little bugger.
#146 - buddywuggle (03/10/2016) [-]
Here they are going at them.
#147 - buddywuggle (03/10/2016) [-]
There it is, defeated.
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#148 - gabsmatags (03/10/2016) [-]
GROSS DUDE. that's awesome.
#92 - anon (02/29/2016) [-]
Dont do it! The urge to have babbbies gets stronger with age!
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#125 - gabsmatags (03/01/2016) [-]
Ew no
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#74 - masdercheef (02/29/2016) [-]
Artificial sperm and eggs? People farms when
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#61 - Zaxplab (02/29/2016) [-]
Not to mention we can all have our autism cured
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#60 - lennylorenzo (02/29/2016) [-]
Synthetic sperm with female utereses in synthetic waifus...
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#55 - magictheg (02/29/2016) [-]
My god, robot waifus capable of giving birth and robot husbands capable of insemination, who needs human interaction? Or would they then have to be considered artificial humans, and given the same rights as humans?
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#101 - phoenixprince (03/01/2016) [-]
watch outlaw star
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#50 - captchakid (02/29/2016) [-]
Could you theoretically put a uterus in a trans person now? Or would the body reject it hardcore.
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#65 - therockofshame (02/29/2016) [-]
im no expert but im pretty sure that all they do is chop off your dick and push it in to make it LOOK like a vagina but it lacks all of the other things you'd need for a baby (the cervix and the uterus are the first that come to mind)
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#134 - buddywuggle (03/06/2016) [-]
Would a 3D printed one work?
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#137 - therockofshame (03/06/2016) [-]
theres much more to it than that but like i said im no expert
#22 - chris chris (02/29/2016) [-]
artificial sperm with artificial eggs. they will take over before we realize they are not real
#25 - Oh no, my middle school locker is in danger. Someone help me! 02/29/2016 on How to open a lock with a... +9
#11 - I will take a mention you beautiful man 02/28/2016 on U.S. President Trivia... 0
#18 - Well when you're three high industry, high military countries … 02/25/2016 on Car Makers 0
#15 - There's a "When the squad's on point" joke to be made here. 02/25/2016 on White Knight +4
#5 - Picture 02/24/2016 on death wins +10
#38 - I've never realized how many empty deserts with single roads r… 02/24/2016 on Kinda addicting +1
#7 - This makes me think that they all have selfie sticks.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/24/2016 on White Knight +34
#27 - iamchicken (02/25/2016) [-]
#NoFilter
#14 - anon (02/25/2016) [-]
Hahaha, you squeezed an honest laugh out of me. And I'm Polish
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#15 - ColeTheUber (02/25/2016) [-]
There's a "When the squad's on point" joke to be made here.
#29 - Comment deleted 02/24/2016 on >Try forcing it +1
#20 - Not hard enough, it seems. 02/24/2016 on Tamen de Gushi part 44 0
#18 - My time is divided between waiting on more Tamen De Gushi and …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2016 on Tamen de Gushi part 44 +1
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#19 - fishandkids (02/24/2016) [-]
Not even stalking me to find a real picture of me. Are you even trying?
#20 - ColeTheUber (02/24/2016) [-]
Not hard enough, it seems.
#17 - Obligatory reply 02/24/2016 on Tamen de Gushi part 44 +36
#16 - I've been waiting 02/24/2016 on Tamen de Gushi part 44 +23
#44 - Picture 02/24/2016 on How to make friends +3
#31 - 1) Chess isn't a sport. Neither are video games. By definition…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/23/2016 on gaming is a sport -3
#69 - Stevethewizard (02/23/2016) [-]
Dude, competitive play is fucking brutal.
You mess up even slightly, on one thing that, in normal play with the average group, would be completely overlooked, and it'll be the fucking thing that costs you the match.
You literally have to play perfectly, otherwise you'll lose.
And that's not even fucking taking into account the competitive aspects of games with an RNG, like Pokemon. It doesn't fucking matter how many hours I've sunk into breeding and training my perfect team if I get fucked over by the RNG literally every time I play.
It isn't a physical strain, sure, not intrinsically. You have to sink literal months of playtime into your game, though. That kind of constant play incurs the risk of repetitive movement strain, as well as optic strain. You can risk fucking your eyes and body up to the point where you literally can't do what you've spent all that time training to do.
And then, there's the mental strain. The demand for perfection that any performer experiences. The knowledge that if you mess up, you're fucked. The realization that one tenth of a second could mean the difference between victory and defeat. The fact you have to pre-empt your opponents' moves and know the proper counters, and realizing that they're probably anticipating your countermove.
It's demanding. At least as demanding as chess, which is traditionally classified as a sport, and is recognized as such in the fucking Olympics.
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#55 - unikornking (02/23/2016) [-]
E-sport pros are all fit, I've only ever seen 1 fat guy play professionally.
E-sports are also much more mentally demanding than any physical sport. In football, or whatever other sport you wanna talking about, a player gets out on the field and performs. In football the plays are called for him, etc etc. In e-sports, every player has to have an indepth knowledge of all other professional teams that they will be competing with, have to keep up with meta, while also adapting to new patches. (speaking about mobas here for the most part. Also, I think arguing that it's a sport is retarded, thats why it's called E-sports)
#34 - rongdisk (02/23/2016) [-]
Are eSports real sports and does it even matter
Chess is a sport, as far as the Olympics are concerned..
Competative gaming is not a sport, but it is mentaly and physicaly exhuasting. You need to know everything about anything in what ever game it is you are competing in.
If its so easy, everyone would be making $6,000,000 for "pressing E at the right time"
#32 - zombieplayground (02/23/2016) [-]
I played league and pokemon competitively. The only advice I give people is if you enjoy a game. Don't play it competitively. You will hate your life.
#12 - Picture 02/22/2016 on Black Twitter Compilation #83 +74
#70 - Mention plz 02/22/2016 on dank WebM compilation (pt 78) 0
#332 - I can so live with this. 02/22/2016 on roll for your new wife 0
#331 - **ColeTheUber used "*roll picture*"** **ColeTheUber rolled …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2016 on roll for your new wife 0
#332 - ColeTheUber (02/22/2016) [-]
I can so live with this.
#58 - No, he's been using that nickname for decades and earlier toda… 02/19/2016 on IT ONLY GET'S BETTER +10
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#69 - fishandkids ONLINE (05/03/2016) [-]
#68 - anon (04/02/2016) [-]
You's a Bitch
#67 - Sunset ONLINE (03/12/2016) [-]
why the unadd?
#64 - Sunset ONLINE (07/14/2015) [-]
why the friends request?
#65 to #64 - ColeTheUber ONLINE (07/14/2015) [-]
Because I wuv woo
Also I think we were friends awhile back and then I deleted all of my friends
#62 - ColeTheUber ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
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#59 - ColeTheUber ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
Do I still have it?
#61 to #59 - ColeTheUber ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
Still tho?
#58 - ColeTheUber ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
#57 - ColeTheUber ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Oh my god
#56 - joshlol (10/13/2013) [-]
Hello friend, what's with the spontaneous request?

Not sure why I asked you that in a mail rather than just posting it here.
#66 to #56 - brcstar (11/03/2015) [-]
Whoa old comment
#56 - ColeTheUber ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
DJ 4DM1N