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ColeTheUber

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Date Signed Up:10/27/2009
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Comment Ranking:#1820
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Highest Comment Rank:#270
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Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous
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Times Content Favorited:205 times
Total Comments Made:4722
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#16 - Picture 05/04/2016 on The healthy choice 0
#8 - Is that Tsukasa?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/04/2016 on Healers 0
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#11 - AmusableBman (05/04/2016) [-]
That shit looks really familiar for some reason, what's that from?
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#14 - devorezz (05/05/2016) [-]
.hack / sign I believe.
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#15 - AmusableBman (05/05/2016) [-]
Oh yeah, that show, I remember watching it when I was really young.
#13 - anon (05/05/2016) [-]
i also want to know
#7 - Gather them all and you can summon the pizza delivery guy. 05/04/2016 on black ball z +19
#4 - Rugarth. 05/04/2016 on I lol'd +7
#8 - Do this, my well endowed daddy 05/04/2016 on Give this man an FJ workout... +10
#3 - I taught all of my friends this drinking song 05/04/2016 on I want to make a weebum... +10
#2 - Imagine riding it into battle against dinosaurs.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2016 on Buifisal Otim Losi Echai +1
#5 - anon (05/04/2016) [-]
So, the next ARK update?
#5 - I really don't get the Drumpf thing. It's like the number one … 05/04/2016 on CRUZ DROPS OUT!!! 0
#2 - When they don't know meme lingo  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2016 on Stuff +15
#30 - agronimo (05/04/2016) [-]
When the memes are not spicy enough
#7 - foamytesquirrel (05/04/2016) [-]
#15 - To be fair though, I'd feel weird using someone else's face. I…  [+] (21 new replies) 05/03/2016 on Tamen De Gushi part 51 +7
#26 - mrpotatofudge (05/04/2016) [-]
im not sure what one of those things i am

that being said doesnt everyone have a picture of fish and/or kids nowadays?
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#37 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
lol u look gay fishandkids but you got that quality yuri so we dont mind
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#50 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
It's fun knowing you can kill people from 100 meters
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#51 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
i need to do archery, but first i need to get stronk. thats step 1 out of 2 of my dream to becoming a majestically muscular black man
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#52 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
It's only like 16-20KG to pull the bow. Out of curiosity. What's the second step?
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#53 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
dude im fucking weak yo, im like a 40 kilo 1.6m stick, thats half my weight per shot
idunno i guess i need to tan a whole lot
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#54 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
Well unless you're a guy, that isn't so bad and it's pretty easy to pull 16KG despite being skinny as fuck..
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#55 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
it is? :o
then i tots wanna do archery soon <333
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#56 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
Well a bow "only" cost me like 3000NOK, but at least membership is cheap as fuck
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#58 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
eeeeeeeehhh ;_; shits expensive, what kind of bow? drawstrenght, optimal distance?
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#59 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
SF Forged Plus Recurve, 32# (can be adjusted though), depends.
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#39 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
At least I can float on water.
#40 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
if you dont change ur goddahm profile picture to this right away then i will never ever love you, okay?
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#42 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
happy? non floating bitch.
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#43 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
better. why you got manchester city icon anyhow if u dont shut ur whore mouth imma tie your foot to a block of cement and throw you into the mariana trench
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#44 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
Because I'm a fan. Careful so you don't fall down yourself, don't wanna drown.
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#45 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
do they kick balls around? thank you for your concern, darling
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#46 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
yes. They also play with balls.
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#47 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
do you play yourself?
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#48 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
I want to, but no football teams around. I'm in an archery club
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#49 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
i hate to say it but das cool i wanna be archer too like yona of the dawn and shoot some folks