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ColeTheUber

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Date Signed Up:10/27/2009
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Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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#6 - Picture 06/11/2016 on mass mention test +2
#9 - What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?  [+] (9 replies) 06/11/2016 on PAY THE FARE DOGGO +142
#27 - CakemanRPG (06/12/2016) [-]
have this
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#35 - ColeTheUber (06/12/2016) [-]
If I could give all my thumbs to that, I would.
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#26 - leluxs (06/12/2016) [-]
but the officer isn't in charge
#24 - bakagaijin (06/12/2016) [-]
japanese.....
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#23 - Weekendman (06/12/2016) [-]
ARE YOU HERE TO RECEIVE MY LIMP PENIS?
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#15 - pctwannabe (06/11/2016) [-]
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!
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#12 - catburglarpenis (06/11/2016) [-]
You know your judo well sir.
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#10 - frankwest (06/11/2016) [-]
The dog ate a succulent Chinese meal? Accidental cannibalism
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#22 - imagnetsux (06/11/2016) [-]
no its fine, they fed him cat.
#7 - Aw **** I know that anime. Hajime no Ippo  [+] (1 reply) 06/03/2016 on Ytysedatak Myoryificr +3
#13 - hapasan (06/03/2016) [-]
Aw yeah, now were talkin
#11 - I think it's that they kill more humans by their own power. 90…  [+] (2 replies) 06/02/2016 on nature is magical +13
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#12 - ChromedDragon (06/02/2016) [-]
3000 people are probably beaten, stabbed, strangled or crushed by other humans each year
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#13 - ColeTheUber (06/02/2016) [-]
I'm not saying your wrong, but these lists typically ignore humans as well. Because that's usually unfair.
#25 - I always assumed this was some stupid internet joke. But I am …  [+] (10 replies) 06/01/2016 on Destroyed +30
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#67 - whargarbler (06/02/2016) [-]
Really ugly people with ridiculous standards tend to die alone. Be a pal and buy her first dozen cats for her.
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#115 - ZenMacros (06/02/2016) [-]
They either die alone or end up with someone who doesn't even come close to meeting their standards.
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#117 - whargarbler (06/02/2016) [-]
And then they get divorced after a brief loveless marriage, probably after they had a few kids because they thought children would fix everything for some reason. And the cycle of misery continues.



I really need to stop drinking.
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#118 - ZenMacros (06/02/2016) [-]
And then they die alone?
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#119 - whargarbler (06/02/2016) [-]
Yes. The children die alone too.



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#124 - ZenMacros (06/02/2016) [-]
Fine by me, they're probably ugly too.
#36 - anon (06/01/2016) [-]
>get shit for not dating landwhales, who can change their diet and lose weight
>assholes like this turn people down for being too short when there is literally nothing they can do about it
>mfw

also if you have a condition that makes it easy to gain weight, 99% of the time you can still do something about i.e. eat way better

but if they can't change their weight cause of medical conditions that's fair enough
#28 - msamnesia (06/01/2016) [-]
The type of girls thst sre like this are like 2% of the population, the same way how guys who only want 10/10 girls are 2% of the population. Because theyre in high traffic sight, it seems like theyre everywhere. Theyre not.
I promise, more girls dont give af about your height than ones that do. And if they do care, that instantly weeds out th shallow ones
#293 - anon (06/06/2016) [-]
You're wrong. Generally when women rate men, the majority of men are deemed as being below average, it's like a pareto distribution, where 80% of women want 20% of men. Meanwhile, when men rate attractiveness, it generally falls on a nice, neat bell curve, where most women are average, and the frequency decreases as you move towards the extremes.
#52 - inept (06/02/2016) [-]
2% is pretty optimistic isn't it?