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ColeTheUber

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Date Signed Up:10/27/2009
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Total Comments Made:4727
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#11 - Holding lotengo for the first time.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2016 on Holding Posttwo for the... +9
#12 - anon (06/13/2016) [-]
<------ Surely you meant this
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#13 - tbagbandit (06/13/2016) [-]
H-how?
#51 - I spent the day volunteering at blood drives, and then went ne…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/13/2016 on /pol/ on Omar Mateen +7
#64 - anon (06/13/2016) [-]
I hope everything will be fine for you.
#63 - anon (06/13/2016) [-]
Using the death of people to push your own agenda is something that really sickens me.
#19 - When you live 20 minutes from Pulse and one of your gay friend…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/13/2016 on /pol/ on Omar Mateen +51
#23 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (06/13/2016) [-]
This is the wrong place to be today friend, I suggest seeking him/her out
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#51 - ColeTheUber (06/13/2016) [-]
I spent the day volunteering at blood drives, and then went near Pulse to try and get information. But the crowd was so large, and so many people were crying, and there were protesters seriously, fucking protesters pushing things like gun rights and anti Islamic programs less than a few hours after the shooting , that I came back home and came here.
#64 - anon (06/13/2016) [-]
I hope everything will be fine for you.
#63 - anon (06/13/2016) [-]
Using the death of people to push your own agenda is something that really sickens me.
#35 - If I could give all my thumbs to that, I would. 06/12/2016 on PAY THE FARE DOGGO +1
#63 - Thank. 06/12/2016 on the only way to win 0
#8 - Keelah se'lai 06/12/2016 on Tali cosplay by Jenna Lynn 0
#11 - Could you imagine though? You grow up playing Street Fighter y…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/11/2016 on the only way to win +126
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#72 - vlauer (06/12/2016) [-]
oh my fucking god, that Daigo - Justin match..... never heard of it, glad I watched it now, damn
#54 - anon (06/12/2016) [-]
*can't even tie his shoes
#53 - lotengo (06/12/2016) [-]
The dude using his face has an advantage over the other players.

The distance an electric impulse would have to travel between the eye and your fingers is a lot longer than the distance between the eye and the muscles in the face/neck.
Evn tho those impulses travel at great speed, the guy using his face has a 0.01 second advantage at every move.


No shame in losing.
#86 - meuk (06/12/2016) [-]
that's not an advantage cause the other players can do it like him too. not the other way around though.
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#87 - lotengo (06/12/2016) [-]
The other players aren't trained for that style, plus he uses his face for more things than other people so it comes sorta natural to him
#88 - meuk (06/12/2016) [-]
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#77 - daentraya (06/12/2016) [-]
except hands were evolved for the sole sake of being dexterous and your face was evolved to be a squishy cover for you skull that you could pull to make expressions and shit, so your argument is really really weird
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#78 - lotengo (06/12/2016) [-]
your face muscles are good enough to move the small joysticks on the controller and press the buttons.
Yes of course it requires a whole lot of training and it does not come natural. But at the top that 0.01 second can make a difference.
#80 - daentraya (06/12/2016) [-]
here have a kitten instead
#56 - anon (06/12/2016) [-]
Sure, however he has less output he can make, the moving of his cheeks and mouth are related, while the moving of your individual fingers don't effect either other nearly as much.
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#79 - lotengo (06/12/2016) [-]
Not saying everybody should use their face, but it does give him a small egde when it comes to speed. And with enough training you can controll your tongue and cheeks individually, just like fit guy can make his pecs dance without moving his arms
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#23 - kexio (06/12/2016) [-]
this is the funniest thing i've seen on fj in a long time.
#63 - ColeTheUber (06/12/2016) [-]
Thank.
#6 - Picture 06/11/2016 on mass mention test +2
#9 - What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?  [+] (9 new replies) 06/11/2016 on PAY THE FARE DOGGO +142
#27 - CakemanRPG (06/12/2016) [-]
have this
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#35 - ColeTheUber (06/12/2016) [-]
If I could give all my thumbs to that, I would.
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#26 - leluxs (06/12/2016) [-]
but the officer isn't in charge
#24 - bakagaijin (06/12/2016) [-]
japanese.....
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#23 - Weekendman (06/12/2016) [-]
ARE YOU HERE TO RECEIVE MY LIMP PENIS?
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#15 - pctwannabe (06/11/2016) [-]
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!
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#12 - catburglarpenis (06/11/2016) [-]
You know your judo well sir.
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#10 - frankwest (06/11/2016) [-]
The dog ate a succulent Chinese meal? Accidental cannibalism
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#22 - imagnetsux (06/11/2016) [-]
no its fine, they fed him cat.
#22 - I don't care who it is, what color they are, or what gender th… 06/08/2016 on Vote for the new James Bond! 0