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Date Signed Up:10/27/2009
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#11 - I'm heading to Europe in two days, I'm going to have to track …  [+] (27 new replies) 05/03/2016 on Tamen De Gushi part 51 +4
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#12 - fishandkids (05/03/2016) [-]
I've posted my face on this site several times though.
#63 - anon (05/05/2016) [-]
Long time no see mr. Ol.... fishandkids, how are you? haven't heard from you or your sister in AGES D:
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#64 - fishandkids (05/05/2016) [-]
You can be so many people. Pretty sure I know who though.
#13 - ColeTheUber (05/03/2016) [-]
I guess I'm not even trying then
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#14 - fishandkids (05/03/2016) [-]
Yeah.
#15 - ColeTheUber (05/03/2016) [-]
To be fair though, I'd feel weird using someone else's face. I'm bored, not a stalker lol
#26 - mrpotatofudge (05/04/2016) [-]
im not sure what one of those things i am

that being said doesnt everyone have a picture of fish and/or kids nowadays?
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#37 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
lol u look gay fishandkids but you got that quality yuri so we dont mind
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#50 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
It's fun knowing you can kill people from 100 meters
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#51 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
i need to do archery, but first i need to get stronk. thats step 1 out of 2 of my dream to becoming a majestically muscular black man
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#52 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
It's only like 16-20KG to pull the bow. Out of curiosity. What's the second step?
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#53 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
dude im fucking weak yo, im like a 40 kilo 1.6m stick, thats half my weight per shot
idunno i guess i need to tan a whole lot
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#54 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
Well unless you're a guy, that isn't so bad and it's pretty easy to pull 16KG despite being skinny as fuck..
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#55 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
it is? :o
then i tots wanna do archery soon <333
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#56 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
Well a bow "only" cost me like 3000NOK, but at least membership is cheap as fuck
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#58 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
eeeeeeeehhh ;_; shits expensive, what kind of bow? drawstrenght, optimal distance?
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#59 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
SF Forged Plus Recurve, 32# (can be adjusted though), depends.
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#39 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
At least I can float on water.
#40 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
if you dont change ur goddahm profile picture to this right away then i will never ever love you, okay?
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#42 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
happy? non floating bitch.
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#43 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
better. why you got manchester city icon anyhow if u dont shut ur whore mouth imma tie your foot to a block of cement and throw you into the mariana trench
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#44 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
Because I'm a fan. Careful so you don't fall down yourself, don't wanna drown.
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#45 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
do they kick balls around? thank you for your concern, darling
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#46 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
yes. They also play with balls.
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#47 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
do you play yourself?
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#48 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
I want to, but no football teams around. I'm in an archery club
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#49 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
i hate to say it but das cool i wanna be archer too like yona of the dawn and shoot some folks
#9 - What started as a stupid hobby has actually become pretty fun,…  [+] (29 new replies) 05/03/2016 on Tamen De Gushi part 51 +9
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#10 - fishandkids (05/03/2016) [-]
Not even a picture of me. Are you even trying? Well I'll hop on every now and then. See if it gets any better.
#11 - ColeTheUber (05/03/2016) [-]
I'm heading to Europe in two days, I'm going to have to track you down, and then you'll be in all of my edits. Just you wait.
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#12 - fishandkids (05/03/2016) [-]
I've posted my face on this site several times though.
#63 - anon (05/05/2016) [-]
Long time no see mr. Ol.... fishandkids, how are you? haven't heard from you or your sister in AGES D:
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#64 - fishandkids (05/05/2016) [-]
You can be so many people. Pretty sure I know who though.
#13 - ColeTheUber (05/03/2016) [-]
I guess I'm not even trying then
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#14 - fishandkids (05/03/2016) [-]
Yeah.
#15 - ColeTheUber (05/03/2016) [-]
To be fair though, I'd feel weird using someone else's face. I'm bored, not a stalker lol
#26 - mrpotatofudge (05/04/2016) [-]
im not sure what one of those things i am

that being said doesnt everyone have a picture of fish and/or kids nowadays?
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#37 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
lol u look gay fishandkids but you got that quality yuri so we dont mind
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#50 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
It's fun knowing you can kill people from 100 meters
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#51 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
i need to do archery, but first i need to get stronk. thats step 1 out of 2 of my dream to becoming a majestically muscular black man
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#52 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
It's only like 16-20KG to pull the bow. Out of curiosity. What's the second step?
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#53 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
dude im fucking weak yo, im like a 40 kilo 1.6m stick, thats half my weight per shot
idunno i guess i need to tan a whole lot
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#54 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
Well unless you're a guy, that isn't so bad and it's pretty easy to pull 16KG despite being skinny as fuck..
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#55 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
it is? :o
then i tots wanna do archery soon <333
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#56 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
Well a bow "only" cost me like 3000NOK, but at least membership is cheap as fuck
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#58 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
eeeeeeeehhh ;_; shits expensive, what kind of bow? drawstrenght, optimal distance?
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#59 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
SF Forged Plus Recurve, 32# (can be adjusted though), depends.
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#39 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
At least I can float on water.
#40 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
if you dont change ur goddahm profile picture to this right away then i will never ever love you, okay?
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#42 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
happy? non floating bitch.
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#43 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
better. why you got manchester city icon anyhow if u dont shut ur whore mouth imma tie your foot to a block of cement and throw you into the mariana trench
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#44 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
Because I'm a fan. Careful so you don't fall down yourself, don't wanna drown.
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#45 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
do they kick balls around? thank you for your concern, darling
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#46 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
yes. They also play with balls.
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#47 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
do you play yourself?
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#48 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
I want to, but no football teams around. I'm in an archery club
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#49 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
i hate to say it but das cool i wanna be archer too like yona of the dawn and shoot some folks
#7 - More like a lot of time to kill 05/03/2016 on Tamen De Gushi part 51 +2
#3 - Picture  [+] (32 new replies) 05/03/2016 on Tamen De Gushi part 51 +21
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#5 - fishandkids (05/03/2016) [-]
You got a lot of these, huh?
#9 - ColeTheUber (05/03/2016) [-]
What started as a stupid hobby has actually become pretty fun, seeing how fast I can make edits. I hope you don't leave Funnyjunk, even if you are getting tired of it.
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#10 - fishandkids (05/03/2016) [-]
Not even a picture of me. Are you even trying? Well I'll hop on every now and then. See if it gets any better.
#11 - ColeTheUber (05/03/2016) [-]
I'm heading to Europe in two days, I'm going to have to track you down, and then you'll be in all of my edits. Just you wait.
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#12 - fishandkids (05/03/2016) [-]
I've posted my face on this site several times though.
#63 - anon (05/05/2016) [-]
Long time no see mr. Ol.... fishandkids, how are you? haven't heard from you or your sister in AGES D:
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#64 - fishandkids (05/05/2016) [-]
You can be so many people. Pretty sure I know who though.
#13 - ColeTheUber (05/03/2016) [-]
I guess I'm not even trying then
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#14 - fishandkids (05/03/2016) [-]
Yeah.
#15 - ColeTheUber (05/03/2016) [-]
To be fair though, I'd feel weird using someone else's face. I'm bored, not a stalker lol
#26 - mrpotatofudge (05/04/2016) [-]
im not sure what one of those things i am

that being said doesnt everyone have a picture of fish and/or kids nowadays?
User avatar
#37 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
lol u look gay fishandkids but you got that quality yuri so we dont mind
User avatar
#50 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
It's fun knowing you can kill people from 100 meters
User avatar
#51 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
i need to do archery, but first i need to get stronk. thats step 1 out of 2 of my dream to becoming a majestically muscular black man
User avatar
#52 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
It's only like 16-20KG to pull the bow. Out of curiosity. What's the second step?
User avatar
#53 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
dude im fucking weak yo, im like a 40 kilo 1.6m stick, thats half my weight per shot
idunno i guess i need to tan a whole lot
User avatar
#54 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
Well unless you're a guy, that isn't so bad and it's pretty easy to pull 16KG despite being skinny as fuck..
User avatar
#55 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
it is? :o
then i tots wanna do archery soon <333
User avatar
#56 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
Well a bow "only" cost me like 3000NOK, but at least membership is cheap as fuck
User avatar
#58 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
eeeeeeeehhh ;_; shits expensive, what kind of bow? drawstrenght, optimal distance?
User avatar
#59 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
SF Forged Plus Recurve, 32# (can be adjusted though), depends.
User avatar
#39 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
At least I can float on water.
#40 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
if you dont change ur goddahm profile picture to this right away then i will never ever love you, okay?
User avatar
#42 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
happy? non floating bitch.
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#43 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
better. why you got manchester city icon anyhow if u dont shut ur whore mouth imma tie your foot to a block of cement and throw you into the mariana trench
User avatar
#44 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
Because I'm a fan. Careful so you don't fall down yourself, don't wanna drown.
User avatar
#45 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
do they kick balls around? thank you for your concern, darling
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#46 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
yes. They also play with balls.
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#47 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
do you play yourself?
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#48 - fishandkids (05/04/2016) [-]
I want to, but no football teams around. I'm in an archery club
User avatar
#49 - daentraya (05/04/2016) [-]
i hate to say it but das cool i wanna be archer too like yona of the dawn and shoot some folks
User avatar
#7 - ColeTheUber (05/03/2016) [-]
More like a lot of time to kill
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#840 - Uploading and deleting Tamen de Gushi like I wouldn't notice 05/03/2016 on fishandkids's profile 0
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#2 - Picture 05/03/2016 on Tamen De Gushi part 50 +1
#4 - Picture 05/03/2016 on Not even close +2
#13 - Pizza Power generates enough energy to power the world for the…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2016 on Pizza @420 +1
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#17 - Tusura (05/03/2016) [-]
How do you know I'm not in Congress?
#7 - He has your eyes! 05/02/2016 on Dilivery +4
#24 - See, my problem is that I have trouble getting to the Darkmoon…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2016 on Playing as a Darkmoon Blade 0
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#25 - velcharis (05/02/2016) [-]
Hm can't argue with that, Darkmoon is strangely late this time.
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#16 - Picture 04/28/2016 on American history +141
#37 - Not really, other than the base defense. There is apparently a…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2016 on Let it Rip!!! +1
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#38 - thebluedream (04/28/2016) [-]
I might be stretching but it sounds like pandering to all those dex builds who roll around like faries, and get rekt when ya catch em slipping.
#63 - I live in Orlando now, used to live about 15 minutes from Hial… 04/28/2016 on Leo 0
#14 - Now Keeper is the hardest imo. The Lost starts with Holy Mantl… 04/28/2016 on lost.jpg +2
#5 - The Poise system has be basically switched off. You will get s…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2016 on Let it Rip!!! +3
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#36 - thebluedream (04/28/2016) [-]
So like what is the point then? I mean is there any reason to use high poise builds at all?
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#37 - ColeTheUber (04/28/2016) [-]
Not really, other than the base defense. There is apparently a line in the code where poise=0, and if you change it to 1 then suddenly poise starts working like in the older games. From Software won't comment on it.
So don't go high poise yet. Maybe sometime in the near future there will be a patch for it.
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#38 - thebluedream (04/28/2016) [-]
I might be stretching but it sounds like pandering to all those dex builds who roll around like faries, and get rekt when ya catch em slipping.
#2 - >Hialeah, Florida That guy is lucky he lived a few…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/28/2016 on Leo +314
#43 - anon (04/28/2016) [-]
I live 20 minutes away from Hialeah, Florida. Florida is a fuckfest of crazy motherfuckers for one reason or another but Hialeah ain't half as bad as you go more north in Florida.
#44 - anon (04/28/2016) [-]
>implying Hialeah/Miami/the entire Southeast Florida region aren't generally the worst in every aspect
Except it's cubans instead of niggers like in Jax/Tallahassee, which is better
Latinas for life
Also Orlando>everywhere else, get bent
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#72 - uberteddy (04/28/2016) [-]
Broward county is just fucked up from red necks, hood, rich people, and little cuba in hialeah.
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#63 - ColeTheUber (04/28/2016) [-]
I live in Orlando now, used to live about 15 minutes from Hialeah. It's better than every places I've lived so far, haven't really been to many other places in Florida though.
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#50 - tealcanaan (04/28/2016) [-]
>forgetting Haitians (giga-niggers) in south florida
#48 - anon (04/28/2016) [-]
Orlando=Tampa/St. Petersburg/Sarasota>Southern Florida>South Orlando>Northern Florida
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#42 - thejusticar (04/28/2016) [-]
Im surprised he wasn't killed by the infamous Florida man.
#84 - anon (04/28/2016) [-]
he's arrested him several times, through several Florida man incarnations
and that was just with his bare hands
#3 - HFW 04/28/2016 on cancer 0
#4 - apparently, if you don't tell her about Smouldering Lake…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2016 on I feel it +1
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#9 - gelind (04/28/2016) [-]
If you talk to her at catacombs in both spots she goes to irithyll, here you have a choice, talk to her then you can either A) Leave and beat the boss (she dies) B) Kill the guy in the corner that will kill her later. You do A if you have done Yuria's quest line so you can marry her in spirit, taking her hollowing upon yourself
#7 - dudulli (04/28/2016) [-]
She turns up near the Cathedral of the Deep - hollow
There is no way happy end for her
#9 - That's... ******* brilliant. If people don't get it,…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/28/2016 on lost.jpg +18
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#13 - thegreatpapyrus (04/28/2016) [-]
"ONE OF THE HARDEST"? DUDE CAN'T TAKE A SINGLE HIT OR IT'S ALL OVER. HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE REDEEMABLE STATS OR QUIRKS OUTSIDE OF FREE DEVIL DEALS.
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#14 - ColeTheUber (04/28/2016) [-]
Now Keeper is the hardest imo. The Lost starts with Holy Mantle and spectral shots, so he's not that bad.
#12 - anon (04/28/2016) [-]
It was the old way, now you just die with an item and you get him.
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#11 - fazbearxplain (04/28/2016) [-]
unlocking the lost
in a lost edit
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
#12 - Why isn't there a candy stories mention list? 04/27/2016 on Tales of Careers 6 [Candy... 0
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#69 - fishandkids ONLINE (05/03/2016) [-]
#68 - anon (04/02/2016) [-]
You's a Bitch
#67 - Sunset ONLINE (03/12/2016) [-]
why the unadd?
#64 - Sunset ONLINE (07/14/2015) [-]
why the friends request?
#65 to #64 - ColeTheUber ONLINE (07/14/2015) [-]
Because I wuv woo
Also I think we were friends awhile back and then I deleted all of my friends
#62 - ColeTheUber ONLINE (01/23/2014) [-]
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#59 - ColeTheUber ONLINE (12/05/2013) [-]
Do I still have it?
#61 to #59 - ColeTheUber ONLINE (12/08/2013) [-]
Still tho?
#58 - ColeTheUber ONLINE (12/02/2013) [-]
#57 - ColeTheUber ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Oh my god
#56 - joshlol (10/13/2013) [-]
Hello friend, what's with the spontaneous request?

Not sure why I asked you that in a mail rather than just posting it here.
#66 to #56 - brcstar (11/03/2015) [-]
Whoa old comment
#56 - ColeTheUber ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
DJ 4DM1N