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ColeTheUber

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Date Signed Up:10/27/2009
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#5 - Whatever you say plus 1 04/19/2016 on 190 +3
#8 - Because of you, my pizza reaction folder is getting huge. 04/19/2016 on /r9k/ calls the gf hotline +5
#20 - That's the plot of Better off Dead, isn't it? It's been so lon… 04/18/2016 on buzz killington 0
#24 - Comment deleted 04/18/2016 on 339 0
#23 - I've never seen Code Geass  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2016 on 339 +7
#53 - anon (04/18/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** Watch it! It's the best anime out there!
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#44 - ztron (04/18/2016) [-]
My only experience with Code Geass is Code MENT. Code MENT  Episode 10 Totally NonCanon Version
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#9 - I had a great encounter with an invader earlier. I know no…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/16/2016 on dank souls +34
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#35 - miscreant (04/16/2016) [-]
Two days ago, I found myself invaded right as I got to Anor Londo . "Fuck me!", I thought as I was out of estus flasks and at low HP with quite a lot of souls on me. Having not seen him for a minute or two, I progressed deeper, when I eventually saw him about 5 minutes in.
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#36 - miscreant (04/16/2016) [-]
I'm not sure how, but I accidentally sent that message way too soon.
When I saw him I bowed, as I tend to do. Courtesy is important before a duel, even if you know you're about to get fucked. He bowed back, then waved. I approached him slowly, and he pointed at the ground.
An item.
15 embers.
I used jump for joy (obviously while being confused), and he left another 10 embers.
Then he just followed me around as I tried to progress, pointing out secret locations and whatnot.
A very enjoyable, albeit weird experience. When the last location was revealed, he waved me good bye.
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#39 - dragonjackel (04/18/2016) [-]
Someone did that with me in DS1, full darkwraith armor, helped me through undeadburg, pointed out secrets, congratulated me for having beaten the black knight with a phantom earlier, left me a decent sword, and then let me go fight the taurus demon.
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#37 - marconde (04/17/2016) [-]
I tend to do this on Dark Souls 2, like, when I'm bored of killing noobs, I just show around or gift them a seed of the giants so I can help them
There was one time in Iron Keep I used a red sign at the end of that first boss, helping random guys for reasons.
Feels good to be the red phantom kind
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#14 - andywazowski (04/16/2016) [-]
I only enjoy invades I don't ever invade myself because I suck at PvP , that try atleast to be somewhat honorable. I hate people that try and fight me around enemies, and just comes running round a corner and starts going, even if I am at like 20% HP.
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#30 - vizz (04/16/2016) [-]
i fight people around enemies if i invade into a 3v1 that wont even fight me one at a time.
#6 - Comment deleted 04/16/2016 on From sperit 0
#19 - The only problem I've had so far is connecting to other player… 04/13/2016 on Dark souls went next level 0
#10 - Sure, obviously ****: Also, the comment I g…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/12/2016 on anime pussy +8
#20 - lordsepulchure (04/12/2016) [-]
Holy fuck that's awesome.
#18 - definitelyisntme (04/12/2016) [-]
Jesus fucking Christ, that was a lot longer than I was expecting.
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#13 - thejermonator (04/12/2016) [-]
I like that background stuff, you think he makes that up himself or is it saucable?
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#14 - thejermonator (04/12/2016) [-]
music*
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#15 - thejermonator (04/12/2016) [-]
Found it myself, heres to anyone who wants it www.youtube.com/watch?v=Chj2ilXAcMs
#8 - So is this one.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/12/2016 on anime pussy +6
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#9 - mastersaturday (04/12/2016) [-]
Haven't seen that one before. Care to show me the link?
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#10 - ColeTheUber (04/12/2016) [-]
Sure, obviously NSFW: 7chan.org/fl/src/not_new.swf

Also, the comment I got it from. Gotta give credit.
/The+triggering+part+3/funny-pictures/5855608/4#4
#20 - lordsepulchure (04/12/2016) [-]
Holy fuck that's awesome.
#18 - definitelyisntme (04/12/2016) [-]
Jesus fucking Christ, that was a lot longer than I was expecting.
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#13 - thejermonator (04/12/2016) [-]
I like that background stuff, you think he makes that up himself or is it saucable?
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#14 - thejermonator (04/12/2016) [-]
music*
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#15 - thejermonator (04/12/2016) [-]
Found it myself, heres to anyone who wants it www.youtube.com/watch?v=Chj2ilXAcMs