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ColeTheUber

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Date Signed Up:10/27/2009
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#8 - WAIT ****  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2016 on The volcano pizza +9
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#9 - Tusura (04/27/2016) [-]
That just made me bust out laughing and I woke up my wife who's taking a nap on the couch behind me.
#5 - You're on fire today  [+] (3 new replies) 04/27/2016 on The volcano pizza +4
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#7 - Tusura (04/27/2016) [-]
Hopefully the pizza isn't on fire.
#8 - ColeTheUber (04/27/2016) [-]
WAIT SHIT
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#9 - Tusura (04/27/2016) [-]
That just made me bust out laughing and I woke up my wife who's taking a nap on the couch behind me.
#30 - It's okay, there are 6 layers to this pizza and I have 7 layer…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2016 on stoner pie +3
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#32 - Tusura (04/27/2016) [-]
A cat has nine lives, and would lose 1 & 1/2 per layer.
#22 - I want to change my submission. I raise you this.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/27/2016 on stoner pie +4
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#28 - Tusura (04/27/2016) [-]
Multi-layer pizza cake?

Multiple layers of enjoyment and self respect.

Multiple layers of self loathing after you're done.
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#30 - ColeTheUber (04/27/2016) [-]
It's okay, there are 6 layers to this pizza and I have 7 layers of self respect. I could handle it.
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#32 - Tusura (04/27/2016) [-]
A cat has nine lives, and would lose 1 & 1/2 per layer.
#10 - ... mozzarella sticks* 04/27/2016 on stoner pie +1
#9 - I see your fries and raise you mini tacos, onion rings, and po…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/27/2016 on stoner pie +6
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#12 - Tusura (04/27/2016) [-]
Waiting  you cant mix Mexican with continental
Mixing Mexican and Continental?
I thought you were better than that.

I'd eat it.
#38 - fantasticfox (04/27/2016) [-]
#44 - mattassassin (04/27/2016) [-]
I need pizza so badly
#22 - ColeTheUber (04/27/2016) [-]
I want to change my submission. I raise you this.
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#28 - Tusura (04/27/2016) [-]
Multi-layer pizza cake?

Multiple layers of enjoyment and self respect.

Multiple layers of self loathing after you're done.
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#30 - ColeTheUber (04/27/2016) [-]
It's okay, there are 6 layers to this pizza and I have 7 layers of self respect. I could handle it.
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#32 - Tusura (04/27/2016) [-]
A cat has nine lives, and would lose 1 & 1/2 per layer.
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#10 - ColeTheUber (04/27/2016) [-]
... mozzarella sticks*
#301 - **ColeTheUber used "*roll picture*"** **ColeTheUber rolled … 04/27/2016 on your date unzips her pants 0
#18 - It's all good, we understand. I'll be out of the country for t… 04/26/2016 on Shower thoughts +6
#16 - Doing God's work, pizza guy  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2016 on Shower thoughts +19
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#17 - Tusura (04/26/2016) [-]
I try.

This weekend and next week I'll unfortunately be out of commission.
Vacation for the weekend, and Jury Duty next week.

I'm so sorry that I won't be able to alert everyone to all the glorious pizza for 10 days starting on Thursday this week.
#18 - ColeTheUber (04/26/2016) [-]
It's all good, we understand. I'll be out of the country for the next couple of weeks anyways, so I wouldn't be here
#23 - Lemme know if you do, I might pick one up next paycheck  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2016 on Who's your best friend? +2
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#24 - Tusura (04/26/2016) [-]
If I do, I'll make it into content where I'll include a link to the product.

Now I just need to remember when I get back from vacation and jury duty.