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#5 - The Poise system has be basically switched off. You will get s…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2016 on Let it Rip!!! +3
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#36 - thebluedream (04/28/2016) [-]
So like what is the point then? I mean is there any reason to use high poise builds at all?
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#37 - ColeTheUber (04/28/2016) [-]
Not really, other than the base defense. There is apparently a line in the code where poise=0, and if you change it to 1 then suddenly poise starts working like in the older games. From Software won't comment on it.
So don't go high poise yet. Maybe sometime in the near future there will be a patch for it.
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#38 - thebluedream (04/28/2016) [-]
I might be stretching but it sounds like pandering to all those dex builds who roll around like faries, and get rekt when ya catch em slipping.
#2 - >Hialeah, Florida That guy is lucky he lived a few…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/28/2016 on Leo +314
#43 - anon (04/28/2016) [-]
I live 20 minutes away from Hialeah, Florida. Florida is a fuckfest of crazy motherfuckers for one reason or another but Hialeah ain't half as bad as you go more north in Florida.
#44 - anon (04/28/2016) [-]
>implying Hialeah/Miami/the entire Southeast Florida region aren't generally the worst in every aspect
Except it's cubans instead of niggers like in Jax/Tallahassee, which is better
Latinas for life
Also Orlando>everywhere else, get bent
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#72 - uberteddy (04/28/2016) [-]
Broward county is just fucked up from red necks, hood, rich people, and little cuba in hialeah.
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#63 - ColeTheUber (04/28/2016) [-]
I live in Orlando now, used to live about 15 minutes from Hialeah. It's better than every places I've lived so far, haven't really been to many other places in Florida though.
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#50 - tealcanaan (04/28/2016) [-]
>forgetting Haitians (giga-niggers) in south florida
#48 - anon (04/28/2016) [-]
Orlando=Tampa/St. Petersburg/Sarasota>Southern Florida>South Orlando>Northern Florida
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#42 - thejusticar (04/28/2016) [-]
Im surprised he wasn't killed by the infamous Florida man.
#84 - anon (04/28/2016) [-]
he's arrested him several times, through several Florida man incarnations
and that was just with his bare hands
#3 - HFW 04/28/2016 on cancer 0
#4 - apparently, if you don't tell her about Smouldering Lake…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2016 on I feel it +1
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#9 - gelind (04/28/2016) [-]
If you talk to her at catacombs in both spots she goes to irithyll, here you have a choice, talk to her then you can either A) Leave and beat the boss (she dies) B) Kill the guy in the corner that will kill her later. You do A if you have done Yuria's quest line so you can marry her in spirit, taking her hollowing upon yourself
#7 - dudulli (04/28/2016) [-]
She turns up near the Cathedral of the Deep - hollow
There is no way happy end for her
#9 - That's... ******* brilliant. If people don't get it,…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/28/2016 on lost.jpg +18
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#13 - thegreatpapyrus (04/28/2016) [-]
"ONE OF THE HARDEST"? DUDE CAN'T TAKE A SINGLE HIT OR IT'S ALL OVER. HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE REDEEMABLE STATS OR QUIRKS OUTSIDE OF FREE DEVIL DEALS.
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#14 - ColeTheUber (04/28/2016) [-]
Now Keeper is the hardest imo. The Lost starts with Holy Mantle and spectral shots, so he's not that bad.
#12 - anon (04/28/2016) [-]
It was the old way, now you just die with an item and you get him.
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#11 - fazbearxplain (04/28/2016) [-]
unlocking the lost
in a lost edit
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
#12 - Why isn't there a candy stories mention list? 04/27/2016 on Tales of Careers 6 [Candy... 0
#21 - Advertising. It literally boils down to advertising. Why w… 04/27/2016 on games +9
#8 - WAIT ****  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2016 on The volcano pizza +9
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#9 - Tusura (04/27/2016) [-]
That just made me bust out laughing and I woke up my wife who's taking a nap on the couch behind me.
#5 - You're on fire today  [+] (3 new replies) 04/27/2016 on The volcano pizza +4
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#7 - Tusura (04/27/2016) [-]
Hopefully the pizza isn't on fire.
#8 - ColeTheUber (04/27/2016) [-]
WAIT SHIT
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#9 - Tusura (04/27/2016) [-]
That just made me bust out laughing and I woke up my wife who's taking a nap on the couch behind me.
#30 - It's okay, there are 6 layers to this pizza and I have 7 layer…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2016 on stoner pie +3
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#32 - Tusura (04/27/2016) [-]
A cat has nine lives, and would lose 1 & 1/2 per layer.