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ColeTheUber

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Date Signed Up:10/27/2009
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#1814
Highest Content Rank:#1557
Highest Comment Rank:#270
Content Thumbs: 3616 total,  4708 ,  1092
Comment Thumbs: 36746 total,  39065 ,  2319
Content Level Progress: 16% (16/100)
Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 39.3% (393/1000)
Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:16
Content Views:66232
Times Content Favorited:205 times
Total Comments Made:4722
FJ Points:40123
Favorite Tags: the (5) | admin (4) | game (4) | You (4) | Just (3) | Lost (2) | roll (2) | this (2) | uber (2)

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#9 - When I want soup I just boil water and then drink the water.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2016 on Everything I know is a lie +9
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#16 - boomerpyro (07/28/2016) [-]
thats mostly how i drink tea, but i stuff the teabag under my lip like a snus
#12 - Some people just put more time and effort. Like if I didn't ha… 07/27/2016 on poor yahoo 0
#10 - Just like the dozen times everyone on Funnyjunk thought it was…  [+] (19 new replies) 07/27/2016 on poor yahoo +36
#83 - anon (07/28/2016) [-]
yeah and most reactions were: woah i have to read 4chan on 4chan? the horror
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#11 - datassman (07/27/2016) [-]
I just don't understand this whole mindset though, like if this place shut down the only thing I'd be incensed by would be the loss of some of the wittiest things I've ever said.
#36 - yugiohkris (07/28/2016) [-]
Nigga I've put over 3400 hours into this site. This site has the best layout I've seen of sites out there and one of the few sites left with free speech, and I'm a mod. There is no where to go from here.
#135 - prozack (07/28/2016) [-]
I wonder what those "other" sites are..

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#127 - anon (07/28/2016) [-]
most unskilled man can Master a skill if he involves at least 10000 hours in it.

After few years you'll realize, that wasting our life on this site, where you can't even learn good jokes (FJ has never helped me be funny irl. Mostly youtube shows like whose line have helped tremedously), means you could have learned any other skill to a master level.. any - guitar, piloting, math, gymnastics etc.

This site is a waste, full with autists.
At least 4chan losers plain admit the site is a waste and acknowledge it. Here people really think it is a good time investment..
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#105 - DisgruntledTomato (07/28/2016) [-]
>muh freeze peach
yh because calling someone a nigger is so liberating
#109 - viralkamina (07/28/2016) [-]
i think its more about not deleting comments like it happens on reddit etc.
But i agree, free speach is often confused with just being an asshole and insulting people.
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#104 - chimpaflimp (07/28/2016) [-]
what site/tool is that?
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#144 - yugiohkris (07/28/2016) [-]
time stats extention on chrome
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#149 - chimpaflimp (19 hours ago) [-]
merci
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#87 - masanori (07/28/2016) [-]
Should I give admin some money for you? I have a lot.
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#88 - yugiohkris (07/28/2016) [-]
Lol mods don't get paid, plus I have a real time job so it's good.
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#90 - masanori (07/28/2016) [-]
Right, but it would help keep your home alive. That was my point.
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#38 - vivapinatapro (07/28/2016) [-]
Hahaha you know it is all meaningless, right? Like all 3400 actually don't matter. Sunk cost, bro. Take up kayaking or something.
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#40 - yugiohkris (07/28/2016) [-]
Cool let me kayak 8 hours every day. That will help.
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#42 - vivapinatapro (07/28/2016) [-]
Just get lost in the adrenalin, man.
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#43 - yugiohkris (07/28/2016) [-]
No it get to 100-107 degrees every day here. And I don't live on top of a god dam river.
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#64 - dmkstarstar (07/28/2016) [-]
Just create a river using the blood of all your victims. Problem solved
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#12 - ColeTheUber (07/27/2016) [-]
Some people just put more time and effort. Like if I didn't have other things to do and spent all my time getting to know more people on Funnyjunk and becoming a bigger part of the community, I might be scared if it starts to take a nosedive.
#25 - I've been sitting through 100. What the **** am I doing wi… 07/27/2016 on Random shit on my phone 100 0
#25 - There's a lot of people here saying that they have never playe… 07/27/2016 on Seems alright 0
#14 - We've been telling people to "Go the **** outside" f… 07/19/2016 on because 'Murikuh! +1
#20 - You're rich in assets. It's like someone who has hundreds of m…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2016 on responsible 0
#150 - barsaka (07/16/2016) [-]
its not the same, since you cant really sell a tomatoe like a villa... not even precentually.
#24 - judothrow (07/13/2016) [-]
My brother likes using the phrase cash poor.
#19 - I think it's funny if there's a warning. If I'm just minding m… 07/13/2016 on 99% of audio in webm comps +3
#587 - Wow, you logged in and added me to your friends?! I was so… 07/12/2016 on geckosandcheerios's profile 0
#34 - Thanks  [+] (4 new replies) 07/08/2016 on rideable +16
#36 - DemonMatt (07/08/2016) [-]
#35 - anon (07/08/2016) [-]
yeah, Imma need a source on that
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#42 - benjash (07/08/2016) [-]
found it 7chan.org/fl/src/not_new.swf
its an old minus8 animation
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#41 - defectivegir (07/08/2016) [-]
ask and ye shall receive 7chan.org/fl/src/not_new.swf