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Cobaltsushi

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:11/23/2010
Last Login:6/02/2015
Location:Hawaii
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#1236719 - Destiny is such a great game!  [+] (2 new replies) 3 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1236774 - adunsaveme (2 hours ago) [-]
Look at all that playable space
#1236730 - eezo (3 hours ago) [-]
#331 - Its not casual gaming 05/30/2015 on Talking to girls using pics... 0
#323 - Yes? 05/30/2015 on Talking to girls using pics... 0
#12 - hawaiifag checkin in Spam is delicious with rice  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2015 on i hate spam +4
#20 - dingdongpancakes (05/27/2015) [-]
Mainlander checking in. He's goddamn right.
#13 - Is that mcbird?  [+] (17 new replies) 05/26/2015 on Sky bird -1
#21 - mcburd (05/27/2015) [-]
No.
User avatar #61 - bossguycumsplash (05/27/2015) [-]
I'm gonna need a bigger check list.
User avatar #51 - thematthew (05/27/2015) [-]
i thought you were blue.
#50 - thisisestonia (05/27/2015) [-]
"Wrong bird, boyo"
#35 - wahut (05/27/2015) [-]
oh my fuck i would have gotten really tired if anytime a fucking hint of a bird comes in a content everyone starts saying "LOLOMG IS MCBURD"

so i applaud you for not rage quitting
User avatar #67 - mcburd (05/28/2015) [-]
I love you all too much
#33 - omegez (05/27/2015) [-]
i like how people kept confusing you with other birds that you actually had to make an identification guide
#31 - thatguyyoumightno (05/27/2015) [-]
a couple brushes and it could be you
User avatar #68 - mcburd (05/28/2015) [-]
Why do you think I look yellow?
User avatar #19 - stealingbikes (05/27/2015) [-]
*mcburd
#14 - mrdeviljho (05/27/2015) [-]
Naw, that's a Parakeet. McBird is a Cocatiel... I think... iunno, I remember she had a Blue Jay phase
#59 - anonymous (05/27/2015) [-]
That's a pacific parrotlet. Sauce: I have two
#20 - mcburd (05/27/2015) [-]
Nah man, I just lied a bit.
#30 - onemoreminute (05/27/2015) [-]
>agrees not to flock to every mention
>does it 9 hours later
User avatar #71 - mcburd (05/28/2015) [-]
I never said that.
I agreed that the whole mentioning me every time somebody thinks of a bird, but I'd feel bad if I didn't reply. It only takes minute and I get the opportunity to make somebody's day better if I can.
User avatar #42 - leonhardt (05/27/2015) [-]
>mcburd
>flock
User avatar #72 - mcburd (05/28/2015) [-]
OH I missed the pun
#24 - Dragonfruit master race 05/24/2015 on Meago/w Full body +1
#112 - ME 05/23/2015 on Stories of a Dark Souls 2... 0
#55 - Thats cause you stole it, *****  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2015 on SJW gets wrecked 0
User avatar #60 - xtremehivoltage (05/22/2015) [-]
Actually there was a white slave trade across Africa and Eurasia run by blacks long before American slavery. ..
#214 - Just woke up, what am I suppose to do?  [+] (7 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Funnyjunk Rollplaying,... 0
User avatar #215 - TheMather (05/21/2015) [-]
I dunno. I just stamped you in the forehead with the Donald Trump Seal of Approval™.
User avatar #216 - kytonlord (05/22/2015) [-]
It bolsters the number of attacks Cobaltsushi can make at a time by 1 "roll 2, 1-233"
User avatar #217 - TheMather (05/22/2015) [-]
Are you telling me to roll that, him, or are you saying you rolled that?
User avatar #220 - kytonlord (05/23/2015) [-]
Well, he just told me that he wasn't interested anymore.
Sorry. You're still welcome to participate.
User avatar #221 - TheMather (05/23/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'm still in. So, what next?
User avatar #222 - kytonlord (05/23/2015) [-]
post a response to 219, try and get that ball rolling a little faster.
User avatar #218 - kytonlord (05/22/2015) [-]
When he attacks, he rolls that
#198 - woops HP:1 MP:4 Did I do it right?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2015 on Funnyjunk Rollplaying,... 0
User avatar #207 - kytonlord (05/21/2015) [-]
1 HP 5 MP, you were close.
MP gained at levels 0, 50, 100, 150, and 200

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User avatar #21 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Good Evening
User avatar #22 to #21 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Yo
User avatar #51 to #22 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
See where we can push this farther
User avatar #61 to #51 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (01/30/2015) [-]
Possible ideas, have you considered having something like sound torture? (like ringing a bell next to ear loudly) or putting something like a roach in Korras ear?
User avatar #52 to #51 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Would hiding small objects like razors or rocks be out of the question?
User avatar #53 to #52 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Careful

She earth bends and recently learned how to metal bend too

You'd have to really not have her have anything she can bend
User avatar #54 to #53 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, was gonna suggest platinum razors but then that could be used as a potential weapon too, my mistake.

What about whenever she messes up, which I imagine will be a lot, slam her face in a pile of something that smells and looks absolutely horrible?
User avatar #55 to #54 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
No if I recall correctly earth bending or metal bending can't go thru platinum

so that is an idea on the table
User avatar #56 to #55 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Most of my ideas seem to be suited for long term punishments ive noticed.

What about shock collars as well?
User avatar #57 to #56 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Got that covered

Korra has a dog collar Asami refers to as her name tag that triggers electroshock from a button on his dress
User avatar #58 to #57 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Well, that's about all I can think of at the moment then, for "whenever Korra does something wrong" moments at least.
User avatar #59 to #58 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Good enough most of this I already have predicted in advance
User avatar #60 to #59 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Thanks for sticking through with me, I hope I can help further down the line!
User avatar #39 to #22 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Mixed at most

Tumblr doesn't like it when someone purposely goes out of their way to ruin "their show"

Because this became "their show" 2 seasons in.

Similar to how they also own Adventure Time in spirit
User avatar #40 to #39 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Well, "their show" caused a lot of negativity at the finale, so id say keep it going!
#41 to #40 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
>Negativity

Unless you're tumblr where they forced their stupid agenda in a show with so much dropped potential it hurts

if you still wanna help the least you can do is help convey emotion and brainstorm with me. Like how we can think of way on how to make my waifu more of a bitch
User avatar #42 to #41 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
>Like how we can think of way on how to make my waifu more of a bitch
Now that I can help with
for punishment, have you considered the "water tap" torture method? It could be used to severely wreck mentally if you wanna go down that path
User avatar #43 to #42 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
...that's retarded

Korra is a ******* water bender by blood. Anything relating to water plays in her favor

Although I have often thought of Asami pressing her heel against Korra's head and watching her suffocate in a pail of water. She can't water bend when she's panicing
User avatar #44 to #43 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Waterbenders can bend water with their mind? I thought they had to use their hands and stuff?
User avatar #45 to #44 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Greatly depends upon which bloodline you come from

Take Katara from the original avatar for example. She is the first blood bender in over 100 years. That is until Yakone gave birth to Amon and...that other guy who ran the police force its been so long since I have watched Book 1

There is also that one Red Lotus member who purposely ripped off her arms and grew tentacles made of water saying how hands are just handicaps
User avatar #46 to #45 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Well there goes that idea then.
What about non-lethal poisons?
User avatar #47 to #46 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
LOL

I can tell you haven't watched Book 3. I laughed my ass off when Zaheer and the Red Lotus tried to fill Korra's lung's with Neurotoxin and all it did was activate her Avatar state even faster

I was thinking more along the lines of...frequent beatings and messed up punishment One of them being painting a bullseye on her back and using it as a dart board
User avatar #48 to #47 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
I mean like poison ivy or something along those lines. Not causing pain immediately but more down the line.

Force feeding wormy bread or other disgusting foods?
User avatar #49 to #48 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
The food part you aren't far off. I got 2 ideas

Asami refers to Korra as her slave so as a slave she is no longer treated as a human being which gives Asami the justification to feed her stale bread and slop in a dog bowl
User avatar #50 to #49 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Alright im making progress!
User avatar #23 to #22 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Nice FJ Avatar

Looks like little red riding hood
User avatar #24 to #23 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Thanks! Its based on Ruby Rose from Roosterteeths RWBY, if you are interested in looking it up.
User avatar #25 to #24 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Its on my to-do list "Red like Roses" is somewhere on my playlist
User avatar #26 to #25 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Nice!
#27 to #26 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Anywho   
   
How are you this quiet night
Anywho

How are you this quiet night
User avatar #28 to #27 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Im fine, currently waiting for the Destiny weekly reset/thinking of playing the cancerous Dota 2.

How about you?
User avatar #29 to #28 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
>Destiny

I know someone personally who would join you in co-op

oh me? I'm just brainstorming new comic ideas
User avatar #30 to #29 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, I hardly play it together with friends anymore though, so its more of a solo mission nowadays, until the expansion drops in march anyways.


Any way I can help with your comic ideas?
#31 to #30 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Sure if you want.
User avatar #32 to #31 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
What kind of comic themes do you usually roll with?
#33 to #32 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
I working on a Korra x Xenoblade comic a completely what if scenario If Asami was the main villain and if Korra and Asami were never friends
User avatar #34 to #33 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Dang, my knowledge of that subject is severely limited
User avatar #35 to #34 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Which is weird since you're subscribed to Bendingtime
User avatar #36 to #35 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Well, I like the art that users put out, but never really got into watching the show
#37 to #36 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
I learned recently my boy Javis got the people on Bendingtime over just from his name alone

They were shocked me and him were working on a long term project together
User avatar #38 to #37 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Was it a "good" shock, or a "bad" shock?
User avatar #17 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #18 to #17 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
I will forever cherish this
User avatar #19 to #18 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
The first reply all night that was neither stupid nor infuriating

I love you
User avatar #20 to #19 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Right back at you
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#14 - anonymous (12/11/2013) [-]
retard
User avatar #12 - remilia (08/17/2013) [-]
YOURE USING THE SAME AVATAR IM USING ON FACEBOOK

And almost everywhere else...

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User avatar #13 to #12 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
It is an awesome picture
User avatar #6 - sao (03/04/2013) [-]
They don't really like SAO. Watch out.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
I know :)
User avatar #8 to #7 - sao (03/04/2013) [-]
If you're willing to wait I know I have an answer in my comment history somewhere. I've answered this question a few hundred times (If you haven't already noticed, check the name).
User avatar #9 to #8 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
You don't have to, I was just trying to rustle some jimmies
User avatar #10 to #9 - sao (03/04/2013) [-]
Hahaha, well then never mind. Have a nice day.
User avatar #11 to #10 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
You too good sir!
#1 - trollmanone (07/04/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #2 to #1 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (07/05/2011) [-]
awesome, thanks
User avatar #3 to #2 - trollmanone (07/05/2011) [-]
no problem
User avatar #4 to #3 - Cobaltsushi ONLINE (07/09/2011) [-]
I found it by the way, Merry Nightmare from the anime Yumekui Merry.
Thought I should let you know
#5 to #4 - trollmanone (07/09/2011) [-]
alright thanks
alright thanks
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