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Claymaster

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Gender: male
Age: 18
Facebook Profile: Clayton Nimz
Interests: guitar, poetry, philosophy
Date Signed Up:8/22/2009
Location:Chicago
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#2105
Highest Content Rank:#895
Highest Comment Rank:#2114
Content Thumbs: 5938 total,  6516 ,  578
Comment Thumbs: 1880 total,  2021 ,  141
Content Level Progress: 58% (58/100)
Level 144 Content: Faptastic → Level 145 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 64% (64/100)
Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:1
Content Views:277284
Times Content Favorited:904 times
Total Comments Made:281
FJ Points:5779
Favorite Tags: feels (6) | Dog (2)
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

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#2 - **Claymaster used "*roll picture*"** **Claymaster rolled i… 3 hours ago on Feminism logic on... 0
#37 - obligatory mention that it was a polaroid camera, but I like t… 07/02/2015 on Alpha 0
#1 - I love this poem, but man what a bad way to illustrate it. The…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2015 on Do what makes you money +2
User avatar #5 - fatminion (07/03/2015) [-]
I'm wondering which one was supposed to be the one less traveled? I personally did the right one up til about 22 then switched and did the left one (I'm 30 now). However, I felt I was taking the road less traveled by getting out of my po-dunk coastal town and getting a kick-ass degree at a university, then I felt I was taking the road less traveled by moving to a foreign country.

Hmmm... maybe the Zen Pencils dude is trying to say that we don't know which one is less traveled...
User avatar #3 - gittons (07/02/2015) [-]
while true realistically the comic is more akin to real life,
there is a thousand choices and countless roads but in the end you still die, be it happy and content
or sad and with regret.
#4 - John Cena (07/02/2015) [-]
You convinced me
I'm flying to Brazil
#1 - **Claymaster used "*roll picture*"** **Claymaster rolled i…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2015 on Pepper and Carrot +4
#5 - John Cena (07/02/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
#2 - **Claymaster used "*roll picture*"** **Claymaster rolled i… 07/02/2015 on Life cycle 0
#1 - Comment deleted 07/02/2015 on Google 0
#7 - **Claymaster used "*roll picture*"** **Claymaster rolled i…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/01/2015 on I want to hear what you think? +1
User avatar #17 - bakkenmetbaard (07/01/2015) [-]
Heh, if only you knew the lols behind the pic you rolled.

Basically he's a famous guy in the Netherlands for giving an interview in broken Dutch while he's just absolutely hammered
Blikje Bier | Overtreders - S01E02
#9 - pointblankhits (07/01/2015) [-]
I agree that the motivational stuff is a highlight of the sight and it's great to see people band together to encourage each other and help. I think the whole Religion/Atheist thing has been done to death and mentioning it brings out the biggest shit lords on the site because people have been debating God and religion and atheism for countless years and people talking shit to each other on a website is not going to help further your view.

I also agree that the whole transgender/gay/sjw thing needs to just go away because this is Funnyjunk and it's actually starting to feel like tumblr reading some of the comments on these post, The scary thing is you can't go on the fromt page with seeing some tired bullshit getting repeated week after week after week.

We need to go back to being primarily funny with all the other stuff in small doses

Thanks for the comment, yours is exactly the type of comment I want
User avatar #11 - pointblankhits (07/01/2015) [-]
*Site

#4 - That last guy... **** that was perfect  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2015 on One-Word +61
#6 - jamiemsm (07/01/2015) [-]
he seemed so sad. i got a little feel boner out of that
#1 - **Claymaster used "*roll picture*"** **Claymaster rolled i…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/01/2015 on Impossible to know +49
User avatar #8 - stokey (07/02/2015) [-]
damn theres a lot of sweet rolls lately
#6 - battletechmech (07/01/2015) [-]
**battletechmech used "*roll picture*"**
**battletechmech rolled image** 30 stars because sweet roll and relevance
#3 - petertimowreef (07/01/2015) [-]
that roll though
#4 - petertimowreef (07/01/2015) [-]
that roll dough
#29 - I just saw them in Chicago with Real Friends, Citizen and Mode… 06/29/2015 on Homer Simpson 0
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User avatar #1 - Falkor (03/12/2015) [-]
User avatar #2 to #1 - Claymaster (03/12/2015) [-]
what?
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