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#5 - Hey I like your name  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on theoneaboveall's profile 0
User avatar #6 - theoneaboveall (11/20/2014) [-]
Thanks man!
#26 - Picture 11/18/2014 on Perfect popcorn 0
#56 - Yes, but only if you don't download anything but the comics, n…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on Last night I had the... 0
User avatar #57 - sexyhimself (11/18/2014) [-]
Download porn? PUH-LEASE. That's way too risky. Can't promise anything about movies or games though. I DID buy Far Cry 4 though so there's that. I also bought Smash Bros on the 3DS and Fire Emblem not too long ago.
#54 - I dunno, man, feed some starving kids to even your karma out. 11/18/2014 on Last night I had the... 0
#18 - Mission Hill was a great show.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2014 on Pause cartoons at the right... +5
#93 - atma (11/18/2014) [-]
God tier show
#52 - If you feel guilty about it, get a subscription to marvel unli…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Last night I had the... 0
User avatar #53 - sexyhimself (11/18/2014) [-]
Sounds like an idea. Will be kinda hard though, not having a credit card and all that.
And of the 5 different comic series I have pirated only one was Marvel.
User avatar #54 - Churchandtex (11/18/2014) [-]
I dunno, man, feed some starving kids to even your karma out.
#50 - 2018 I think. Marvel's got a new ongoing series called "I…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Last night I had the... 0
User avatar #51 - sexyhimself (11/18/2014) [-]
Maybe I should give it a read. There's no comic book store or anything resembling that in fucking miles from where I live as far as I know, so I would have to be a douche and pirate it like the other comics I read. Really hit me hard when a Yellow Square Majigger said "But you're wondering where the hells the guy you paid to see is, aren't you?" That guilt bruh.
User avatar #52 - Churchandtex (11/18/2014) [-]
If you feel guilty about it, get a subscription to marvel unlimited, you're paying them for online access to their comic database and if they don't have what you're looking for you can feel better about pirating the ones they don't have available.
User avatar #53 - sexyhimself (11/18/2014) [-]
Sounds like an idea. Will be kinda hard though, not having a credit card and all that.
And of the 5 different comic series I have pirated only one was Marvel.
User avatar #54 - Churchandtex (11/18/2014) [-]
I dunno, man, feed some starving kids to even your karma out.
#48 - I'm super excited for the inhumans movie, Black Bolt is one of…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Last night I had the... 0
User avatar #49 - sexyhimself (11/18/2014) [-]
Fancy pants. I gotta get me some more intel on the Inhumans until then.

Isn't it like 2017 or 2018 though?
User avatar #50 - Churchandtex (11/18/2014) [-]
2018 I think. Marvel's got a new ongoing series called "Inhumans" issue eight just came out, there's tons of videos discussing them on youtube since the movie announcement.
User avatar #51 - sexyhimself (11/18/2014) [-]
Maybe I should give it a read. There's no comic book store or anything resembling that in fucking miles from where I live as far as I know, so I would have to be a douche and pirate it like the other comics I read. Really hit me hard when a Yellow Square Majigger said "But you're wondering where the hells the guy you paid to see is, aren't you?" That guilt bruh.
User avatar #52 - Churchandtex (11/18/2014) [-]
If you feel guilty about it, get a subscription to marvel unlimited, you're paying them for online access to their comic database and if they don't have what you're looking for you can feel better about pirating the ones they don't have available.
User avatar #53 - sexyhimself (11/18/2014) [-]
Sounds like an idea. Will be kinda hard though, not having a credit card and all that.
And of the 5 different comic series I have pirated only one was Marvel.
User avatar #54 - Churchandtex (11/18/2014) [-]
I dunno, man, feed some starving kids to even your karma out.
#46 - He's king of the inhumans They're a race, not a team. Medu…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Last night I had the... 0
User avatar #47 - sexyhimself (11/18/2014) [-]
Oh shit nigger, I heard the Inhumans was like a team of super hero outcast kinda dudes. I must've gotten some false intel on that one. Sorry bruh.
User avatar #48 - Churchandtex (11/18/2014) [-]
I'm super excited for the inhumans movie, Black Bolt is one of my favorite characters. Absolutely no doubt he'll be in it.
User avatar #49 - sexyhimself (11/18/2014) [-]
Fancy pants. I gotta get me some more intel on the Inhumans until then.

Isn't it like 2017 or 2018 though?
User avatar #50 - Churchandtex (11/18/2014) [-]
2018 I think. Marvel's got a new ongoing series called "Inhumans" issue eight just came out, there's tons of videos discussing them on youtube since the movie announcement.
User avatar #51 - sexyhimself (11/18/2014) [-]
Maybe I should give it a read. There's no comic book store or anything resembling that in fucking miles from where I live as far as I know, so I would have to be a douche and pirate it like the other comics I read. Really hit me hard when a Yellow Square Majigger said "But you're wondering where the hells the guy you paid to see is, aren't you?" That guilt bruh.
User avatar #52 - Churchandtex (11/18/2014) [-]
If you feel guilty about it, get a subscription to marvel unlimited, you're paying them for online access to their comic database and if they don't have what you're looking for you can feel better about pirating the ones they don't have available.
User avatar #53 - sexyhimself (11/18/2014) [-]
Sounds like an idea. Will be kinda hard though, not having a credit card and all that.
And of the 5 different comic series I have pirated only one was Marvel.
User avatar #54 - Churchandtex (11/18/2014) [-]
I dunno, man, feed some starving kids to even your karma out.
#43 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 11/18/2014 on Last night I had the... 0
User avatar #44 - sexyhimself (11/18/2014) [-]
Seems pretty rad. Is he a constant member of the Inhumans? As in, will he most likely be in the movie?
User avatar #46 - Churchandtex (11/18/2014) [-]
He's king of the inhumans They're a race, not a team. Medusa is his smokin hot wife. king blackbolt of the inhumans Check this out.
User avatar #47 - sexyhimself (11/18/2014) [-]
Oh shit nigger, I heard the Inhumans was like a team of super hero outcast kinda dudes. I must've gotten some false intel on that one. Sorry bruh.
User avatar #48 - Churchandtex (11/18/2014) [-]
I'm super excited for the inhumans movie, Black Bolt is one of my favorite characters. Absolutely no doubt he'll be in it.
User avatar #49 - sexyhimself (11/18/2014) [-]
Fancy pants. I gotta get me some more intel on the Inhumans until then.

Isn't it like 2017 or 2018 though?
User avatar #50 - Churchandtex (11/18/2014) [-]
2018 I think. Marvel's got a new ongoing series called "Inhumans" issue eight just came out, there's tons of videos discussing them on youtube since the movie announcement.
User avatar #51 - sexyhimself (11/18/2014) [-]
Maybe I should give it a read. There's no comic book store or anything resembling that in fucking miles from where I live as far as I know, so I would have to be a douche and pirate it like the other comics I read. Really hit me hard when a Yellow Square Majigger said "But you're wondering where the hells the guy you paid to see is, aren't you?" That guilt bruh.
User avatar #52 - Churchandtex (11/18/2014) [-]
If you feel guilty about it, get a subscription to marvel unlimited, you're paying them for online access to their comic database and if they don't have what you're looking for you can feel better about pirating the ones they don't have available.
User avatar #53 - sexyhimself (11/18/2014) [-]
Sounds like an idea. Will be kinda hard though, not having a credit card and all that.
And of the 5 different comic series I have pirated only one was Marvel.
User avatar #54 - Churchandtex (11/18/2014) [-]
I dunno, man, feed some starving kids to even your karma out.

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#59 - TheShadowHog (01/22/2013) [-]
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#52 - TheShadowHog (12/09/2012) [-]
>go to England on vacation with some friends
>we have to meet at the hotel at 9pm
>it starts to get dark out
>got to check my watch
>I forgot it
>decide to go ask someone
>find someone to ask
>ARE YOU WIMBLY FOURS MATE!? IM CRIMBO NINAN SIX APPLE SMIBBLY DIN BIBBLY CHAP
>have no idea what he just said, ask him to repeat
>he starts to laugh maniacally
>Big Ben rings out
>everyone stops in the ******* street
>a carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street
>the ******* queen herself sticks her head out
>OI YOU GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG
>driver pokes his head out
>6 BONGERS!?
>another man leaps out of the sewer
>6 FECKING BONGERS!?
>people start pouring out in the street
>YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIX-A-BONG
>store clerks and chimey sweeps chanting SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG
>we try to get away, the filth is choking me
>fish and chips being thrown into the air en masse at this point
>MFW
User avatar #53 to #52 - Churchandtex (12/11/2012) [-]
Josh, this has never been funnier than right now, I read this whille you were outside. Unbelievable.
User avatar #50 to #49 - Churchandtex (11/08/2012) [-]
WTF am I looking at?
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