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#44 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on Incredible Drawings +6
#45 - falloutsurvivor (21 hours ago) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll picture*"**
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my attempt to draw Churchandtex
#47 - SHe's been to war, probably got ptsd. 21 hours ago on Disney 5 +2
#123 - I want to understand this.  [+] (2 new replies) 21 hours ago on "expose a Lithium-Ion... +1
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#174 - osymaru (16 hours ago) [-]
is he dead?
#96 - American here, live in Georgia. My brother had a shirt that ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on "Cream here" +2
#97 - penileburglar (21 hours ago) [-]
Hahahaha that is great. I don't speak a lick of German, but I know that there are a lot of cognates between English and German so I gathered 'here come an ass-something.'

I can only imagine the gears turning when she told him. "Here comes an ass. Hier kommt ein ars. FUCK."
#147 - More like "anime" hurr origianl joek 22 hours ago on Delusional Artists Comp +4
#65 - "Cleansefullness" 05/02/2015 on Damn +5
#31 - That was such a clunky line, why did he have to say, "Fro…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Attack of the Clones +2
User avatar #40 - rubixium (05/02/2015) [-]
I feel its more akin to when children take up arms in a time of war and soldiers are faced with the need to take them down, it usually causes some sort of internal turmoil over what is the right thing to do. Anakin just chose to take the shot.
User avatar #38 - ugoboom (05/02/2015) [-]
#83 - Not saying you're wrong, but why does Leia say, "You're a…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2015 on Dishwasher Fulla Dildos 0
#129 - Ken M (05/02/2015) [-]
Probably. Contrary to what the films would have you believe, the Stormtrooper Corps are considered an elite unit in the Imperial Navy, their closest irl analogues being the US Marine Corps or the Russian Naval Infantry. Naturally this would mean that they'd have much higher standards set for them than the rest of the military and even higher if you were a specialist, like a Storm Commando or a Scout Trooper .
#13 - o  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2015 on Batman 0
User avatar #14 - fourtwentt (04/29/2015) [-]
it's one letter way from scarecrow...an enemy of batman
#11 - I want to get this but I don't :c  [+] (3 new replies) 04/29/2015 on Batman 0
User avatar #12 - fourtwentt (04/29/2015) [-]
ops name
User avatar #13 - Churchandtex (04/29/2015) [-]
User avatar #14 - fourtwentt (04/29/2015) [-]
it's one letter way from scarecrow...an enemy of batman

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User avatar #82 - Churchandtex (04/24/2015) [-]
no, josh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#81 - iforgotmyothername (03/26/2015) [-]
u hve been visited by the jew of **** you
User avatar #80 - Churchandtex (02/04/2015) [-]
Illuminatus triloigy
User avatar #79 - Churchandtex (01/23/2015) [-]
"Staff of approval"
#75 - oniiking ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Leaving my mark to see that butt
User avatar #76 to #75 - Churchandtex (01/18/2015) [-]
I was talking about his butt
User avatar #77 to #76 - oniiking ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**** , clicked the wrong person. Feel free to end me.
User avatar #74 - Churchandtex (01/17/2015) [-]
Sleepers, wake
#68 - KevinPutt ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
I like your username.
I like your username.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Churchandtex (01/11/2015) [-]
Fun fact: RT was the first website I really ever had friends on. Is that sad?
#70 to #69 - KevinPutt ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
Of course not! The Rooster Teeth community is a great one!    
I had a few friends on there, too, but I don't use RT as frequently since I've seen everything, and Red Vs Blue and RWBY both finished their seasons, so now it's just waiting.
Of course not! The Rooster Teeth community is a great one!
I had a few friends on there, too, but I don't use RT as frequently since I've seen everything, and Red Vs Blue and RWBY both finished their seasons, so now it's just waiting.
User avatar #71 to #70 - Churchandtex (01/11/2015) [-]
I haven't even been keeping up with RT since like season 6, or RWBY either. I used to love the short series they did, P.A.N.I.C.S., 1-800-magic.
#72 to #71 - KevinPutt ONLINE (01/11/2015) [-]
Interesting, I actually watched everything except those. When I said I watched everything, I meant everything that I was interested in. How are P.A.N.I.C.S and 1-800-magic? Did you see The Strangerhood? I never watched it, but the DVD is for sale for like, fifty cents.
You need to watch the later seasons of Red Vs. Blue. Or if you didn't like how complicated it got, watch Season 11. They go back to the good old "Stand around and talk" formula, and it's one of my favorite seasons.
RWBY on the other hand, you should watch up to at least the first few episodes of Volume 2, since the first Volume is kinda below average and very slow to start.
User avatar #73 to #72 - Churchandtex (01/11/2015) [-]
Yep, saw the Strangerhood, it's a hilarious parody of how stupid reality tv is. I loved panics, it's only about five episodes, you could watch it in like a half hour. In fact, I'm gonna go watch it again. Same with 1-800 magic, it's a Shadowrun Machinima, it's pretty short, too, definitely worth the watch.
#62 to #61 - TheShadowHog (01/10/2015) [-]
so what did you think?
#64 to #63 - TheShadowHog (01/10/2015) [-]
ive been watching videos like it 4 THREE STINKING hours
User avatar #65 to #64 - Churchandtex (01/10/2015) [-]
I've been playing Mass effect, ever played it?
User avatar #66 to #65 - TheShadowHog (01/10/2015) [-]
i have recently played all 3
User avatar #67 to #66 - Churchandtex (01/10/2015) [-]
Oh, **** , I'm still on the 1rst one. I've been doing so much side **** it took me fifteen hours to make it to Noveria.
#59 - TheShadowHog (01/22/2013) [-]
Step up 			******		.
Step up ****** .
#52 - TheShadowHog (12/09/2012) [-]
>go to England on vacation with some friends
>we have to meet at the hotel at 9pm
>it starts to get dark out
>got to check my watch
>I forgot it
>decide to go ask someone
>find someone to ask
>have no idea what he just said, ask him to repeat
>he starts to laugh maniacally
>Big Ben rings out
>everyone stops in the ******* street
>a carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street
>the ******* queen herself sticks her head out
>driver pokes his head out
>another man leaps out of the sewer
>people start pouring out in the street
>store clerks and chimey sweeps chanting SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG
>we try to get away, the filth is choking me
>fish and chips being thrown into the air en masse at this point
User avatar #53 to #52 - Churchandtex (12/11/2012) [-]
Josh, this has never been funnier than right now, I read this whille you were outside. Unbelievable.
User avatar #50 to #49 - Churchandtex (11/08/2012) [-]
WTF am I looking at?
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