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Churchandtex    

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#21 - Sounds like my kind of show  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on lionel hutz +2
User avatar #23 - posttwo (08/16/2014) [-]
someones into bdsm huh
#22 - My buddy is dating a girl right now who was a Tae-kwon-do inst… 08/15/2014 on Sweet revenge +4
#1 - Picture 08/15/2014 on Hyrule Warriors Opening... +5
#45 - The great thing is, there's spiked in the tip of it <3 08/15/2014 on someone would really do... +2
#42 - I wanted to make her life better, but that was a fool's errand… 08/15/2014 on someone would really do... +3
#38 - SHe had had a really ****** life, but no, she end…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2014 on someone would really do... +3
User avatar #41 - LoliSama (08/15/2014) [-]
Good that you had the sense to leave an unhealthy relationship. A lot of people can't bring themselves to do that since they'd invested so much time, effort, money, etc. in a person and might even fear not finding another person.
User avatar #42 - Churchandtex (08/15/2014) [-]
I wanted to make her life better, but that was a fool's errand, hard to save someone who vehemently denies any advice.
#34 - It is, I was always really kinky, she wasn't but she was reall…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/15/2014 on someone would really do... +3
#43 - anonymous (08/15/2014) [-]
That's fucked up man, I wouldn't wear that shit on my junk.
User avatar #45 - Churchandtex (08/15/2014) [-]
The great thing is, there's spiked in the tip of it <3
User avatar #35 - LoliSama (08/15/2014) [-]
That doesn't seem healthy to put someone in chastity out of fear of them cheating rather than for kink. It's not a very strong bond if you think that way. I hope she grew out of that
User avatar #38 - Churchandtex (08/15/2014) [-]
SHe had had a really shitty life, but no, she ended up getting kind of nuts and I had to leave.
User avatar #41 - LoliSama (08/15/2014) [-]
Good that you had the sense to leave an unhealthy relationship. A lot of people can't bring themselves to do that since they'd invested so much time, effort, money, etc. in a person and might even fear not finding another person.
User avatar #42 - Churchandtex (08/15/2014) [-]
I wanted to make her life better, but that was a fool's errand, hard to save someone who vehemently denies any advice.
#30 - My girlfriend once bought a chastity device for me, we had to …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/15/2014 on someone would really do... +3
User avatar #31 - LoliSama (08/15/2014) [-]
Someone suggested putting me in chastity once. I didn't know much about it at the time.
It's interesting, but all I really like is the concept of purity, whereas the kink of chastity seems like a BDSM kind of thing rather than a purity thing.
User avatar #34 - Churchandtex (08/15/2014) [-]
It is, I was always really kinky, she wasn't but she was really afraid I was gonna cheat on her so I agreed and got a kick out of the kinkiness anyway. For the record, I never came close to cheating.
#43 - anonymous (08/15/2014) [-]
That's fucked up man, I wouldn't wear that shit on my junk.
User avatar #45 - Churchandtex (08/15/2014) [-]
The great thing is, there's spiked in the tip of it <3
User avatar #35 - LoliSama (08/15/2014) [-]
That doesn't seem healthy to put someone in chastity out of fear of them cheating rather than for kink. It's not a very strong bond if you think that way. I hope she grew out of that
User avatar #38 - Churchandtex (08/15/2014) [-]
SHe had had a really shitty life, but no, she ended up getting kind of nuts and I had to leave.
User avatar #41 - LoliSama (08/15/2014) [-]
Good that you had the sense to leave an unhealthy relationship. A lot of people can't bring themselves to do that since they'd invested so much time, effort, money, etc. in a person and might even fear not finding another person.
User avatar #42 - Churchandtex (08/15/2014) [-]
I wanted to make her life better, but that was a fool's errand, hard to save someone who vehemently denies any advice.
#58 - Not black, wouldn't know 08/13/2014 on when the clerk thinks youre... +3
#28 - Aw, **** , ***** , Lil DIcky! 08/12/2014 on Full Stop 0

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#59 - TheShadowHog (01/22/2013) [-]
Step up 						******					.
Step up ****** .
#52 - TheShadowHog (12/09/2012) [-]
>go to England on vacation with some friends
>we have to meet at the hotel at 9pm
>it starts to get dark out
>got to check my watch
>I forgot it
>decide to go ask someone
>find someone to ask
>ARE YOU WIMBLY FOURS MATE!? IM CRIMBO NINAN SIX APPLE SMIBBLY DIN BIBBLY CHAP
>have no idea what he just said, ask him to repeat
>he starts to laugh maniacally
>Big Ben rings out
>everyone stops in the ******* street
>a carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street
>the ******* queen herself sticks her head out
>OI YOU GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG
>driver pokes his head out
>6 BONGERS!?
>another man leaps out of the sewer
>6 FECKING BONGERS!?
>people start pouring out in the street
>YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIX-A-BONG
>store clerks and chimey sweeps chanting SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG
>we try to get away, the filth is choking me
>fish and chips being thrown into the air en masse at this point
>MFW
User avatar #53 to #52 - Churchandtex (12/11/2012) [-]
Josh, this has never been funnier than right now, I read this whille you were outside. Unbelievable.
User avatar #50 to #49 - Churchandtex (11/08/2012) [-]
WTF am I looking at?
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