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Churchandtex

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:9/05/2010
Last Login:2/22/2016
Location:Das Spiel
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Content Views:75779
Times Content Favorited:97 times
Total Comments Made:3181
FJ Points:4366
Favorite Tags: black (2) | funny (2) | X (2)
I go by Shultzy.

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#139 - My last name is Shultz, that's about as German as you can get.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2016 on Anon is living a lie +7
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#169 - TimUsher (01/19/2016) [-]
My grandfather on my mother's side had a super German name, Fritz Franke.
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#140 - sooshishef (01/18/2016) [-]
True that. One thing that does annoy me is that my house used to get calls from Jewish ministries asking us to join because Roth is one of the many names the Jews stole what don't they steal amirite over the course of history.
#41 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2015 on Pan 0
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#48 - mcdolla (12/17/2015) [-]
Haha you look good man,you remind me of my cousin who wanted to go to pro wrestling but broke his neck after finding out it's fake,love you man stay safe on the streets,we should start a bbq at my home sometime,bring your family my wife misses them!
#31 - But why is he wrestling Liquid Ocelot?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2015 on Revenge +9
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#80 - hxhmaniac (12/15/2015) [-]
why not? im suprised people can even make these types of things
#128 - riddari (12/15/2015) [-]
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would fight a liquid ocelot before throwing him out of a plane?
#130 - hxhmaniac (12/15/2015) [-]
u cheeki fuk
#30 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2015 on Revenge +13
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#120 - sgtmajjohnson (12/15/2015) [-]
I'm not a comic snob by any means, but I do which they went with a mask that is a bit more like Bane's in the comics. Actually, the look I don't care that much about, what I wanted was his backstory to be his. I could take the changes they made to Pena Dura for the movie, because it worked, but then they just copy-pasted Bane's backstory over Talia's (right down to the protector and everything). I still love the movie, I just which they kept Bane as Bane.
#80 - Child pornography sites? 12/15/2015 on interesting hobby +12
#39 - Picture 12/15/2015 on UFC FIGHTERS HATE HIM +11
#36 - In the comics Bane was already huge before the venom/  [+] (4 new replies) 12/15/2015 on UFC FIGHTERS HATE HIM +6
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#80 - fiveblackmen (12/15/2015) [-]
That depends on the comic really. Although he is usually already big, there are versions of him that are scrawny and there are versions of him that are thin and muscular.
#48 - priestoftheoldones (12/15/2015) [-]
He was always a Big Guy.
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#38 - ZeGerman (12/15/2015) [-]
*You look like pre-venom Bane if we exclude the comic version on behalf of Churchandtex.
#39 - Churchandtex (12/15/2015) [-]
#80 - Nobody's going to believe me, but I wasn't the alien in this c…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/26/2015 on Eating Turkey +6
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#87 - wraithguard (11/26/2015) [-]
wasn't?
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#89 - attifyon (11/26/2015) [-]
Its a meme you dip
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#90 - wraithguard (11/26/2015) [-]
Call me salsa then.
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#112 - themongoose (11/26/2015) [-]
Not exactly a meme, unless it's FJ specific. One of us apparently WAS the alien. He had a very convincing story.
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#133 - wraithguard (11/26/2015) [-]
oh
#107 - anon (11/26/2015) [-]
#7 - You knew it was coming  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2015 on #ISaluteWhitePeople +164
#446 - anon (10/24/2015) [-]
What most people choose-to-forget/not-realize is that white people were slaves. Ottomans and Arab's f***ed them up good.
White slavery, white slave trade, White Slave Traffic and White Slave historically refer to the enslavement of Europeans by non-Europeans, as part of the Arab, Barbary and Ottoman slave trade.(Wikipedia)
#44 - Picture 10/16/2015 on Bond +7