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#122 - With a heart of gold. 9 hours ago on Forrest Gump 0
#70 - Eh, they're just red pixels.  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on Caption Phillips +13
User avatar #72 - sovietsamurai (9 hours ago) [-]
Yeah? Well I just gave you some green pixels ... Smile you motherfucker ...
#62 - Who's the shirtless white guy? I know everyone else.  [+] (4 new replies) 9 hours ago on Caption Phillips +16
User avatar #69 - sovietsamurai (9 hours ago) [-]
Why the fuck did they downthumb you? You were asking a legitimate question man ...
User avatar #70 - Churchandtex (9 hours ago) [-]
Eh, they're just red pixels.
User avatar #72 - sovietsamurai (9 hours ago) [-]
Yeah? Well I just gave you some green pixels ... Smile you motherfucker ...
#63 - awkwardseance (9 hours ago) [-]
If I'm not mistaken, it is Captain Jack Harkness from Doctor Who/TorchWood.
#120 - The point was the restaurant was failing. She wasn't keeping i… 10 hours ago on Kitchen Nightmares 0
#188 - I was being sarcastic, she wound up with a dickhead and tried … 18 hours ago on Feeling the Feel 0
#22 - Punspiiiiiiic 01/26/2015 on Guests of Honor +6
#60 - I don't know why, but I was expecting, "YOu have to eat a… 01/26/2015 on Happy Austraila Day +19
#81 - "Mourice" Is that really how his parents spelled… 01/26/2015 on Trolling 101 0
#85 - I broke up with a girl and she eloped with a guy four months a…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2015 on Feeling the Feel +1
User avatar #149 - pkman (20 hours ago) [-]
aw shit man. I'm sorry
User avatar #188 - Churchandtex (18 hours ago) [-]
I was being sarcastic, she wound up with a dickhead and tried to rub it in my face, screw her.
#48 - *********************** .jpg 01/26/2015 on Black Twitter &Other Comp #4 0

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User avatar #79 - Churchandtex (01/23/2015) [-]
"Staff of approval"
#75 - oniiking ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Leaving my mark to see that butt
User avatar #76 to #75 - Churchandtex (01/18/2015) [-]
I was talking about his butt
User avatar #77 to #76 - oniiking ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**** , clicked the wrong person. Feel free to end me.
User avatar #74 - Churchandtex (01/17/2015) [-]
Sleepers, wake
#68 - KevinPutt (01/11/2015) [-]
I like your username.
I like your username.
User avatar #69 to #68 - Churchandtex (01/11/2015) [-]
Fun fact: RT was the first website I really ever had friends on. Is that sad?
#70 to #69 - KevinPutt (01/11/2015) [-]
Of course not! The Rooster Teeth community is a great one!    
I had a few friends on there, too, but I don't use RT as frequently since I've seen everything, and Red Vs Blue and RWBY both finished their seasons, so now it's just waiting.
Of course not! The Rooster Teeth community is a great one!
I had a few friends on there, too, but I don't use RT as frequently since I've seen everything, and Red Vs Blue and RWBY both finished their seasons, so now it's just waiting.
User avatar #71 to #70 - Churchandtex (01/11/2015) [-]
I haven't even been keeping up with RT since like season 6, or RWBY either. I used to love the short series they did, P.A.N.I.C.S., 1-800-magic.
#72 to #71 - KevinPutt (01/11/2015) [-]
Interesting, I actually watched everything except those. When I said I watched everything, I meant everything that I was interested in. How are P.A.N.I.C.S and 1-800-magic? Did you see The Strangerhood? I never watched it, but the DVD is for sale for like, fifty cents.
You need to watch the later seasons of Red Vs. Blue. Or if you didn't like how complicated it got, watch Season 11. They go back to the good old "Stand around and talk" formula, and it's one of my favorite seasons.
RWBY on the other hand, you should watch up to at least the first few episodes of Volume 2, since the first Volume is kinda below average and very slow to start.
User avatar #73 to #72 - Churchandtex (01/11/2015) [-]
Yep, saw the Strangerhood, it's a hilarious parody of how stupid reality tv is. I loved panics, it's only about five episodes, you could watch it in like a half hour. In fact, I'm gonna go watch it again. Same with 1-800 magic, it's a Shadowrun Machinima, it's pretty short, too, definitely worth the watch.
#62 to #61 - TheShadowHog (01/10/2015) [-]
so what did you think?
#64 to #63 - TheShadowHog (01/10/2015) [-]
ive been watching videos like it 4 THREE STINKING hours
User avatar #65 to #64 - Churchandtex (01/10/2015) [-]
I've been playing Mass effect, ever played it?
User avatar #66 to #65 - TheShadowHog (01/10/2015) [-]
i have recently played all 3
User avatar #67 to #66 - Churchandtex (01/10/2015) [-]
Oh, **** , I'm still on the 1rst one. I've been doing so much side **** it took me fifteen hours to make it to Noveria.
#59 - TheShadowHog (01/22/2013) [-]
Step up 						******					.
Step up ****** .
#52 - TheShadowHog (12/09/2012) [-]
>go to England on vacation with some friends
>we have to meet at the hotel at 9pm
>it starts to get dark out
>got to check my watch
>I forgot it
>decide to go ask someone
>find someone to ask
>ARE YOU WIMBLY FOURS MATE!? IM CRIMBO NINAN SIX APPLE SMIBBLY DIN BIBBLY CHAP
>have no idea what he just said, ask him to repeat
>he starts to laugh maniacally
>Big Ben rings out
>everyone stops in the ******* street
>a carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street
>the ******* queen herself sticks her head out
>OI YOU GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG
>driver pokes his head out
>6 BONGERS!?
>another man leaps out of the sewer
>6 FECKING BONGERS!?
>people start pouring out in the street
>YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIX-A-BONG
>store clerks and chimey sweeps chanting SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG
>we try to get away, the filth is choking me
>fish and chips being thrown into the air en masse at this point
>MFW
User avatar #53 to #52 - Churchandtex (12/11/2012) [-]
Josh, this has never been funnier than right now, I read this whille you were outside. Unbelievable.
User avatar #50 to #49 - Churchandtex (11/08/2012) [-]
WTF am I looking at?
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