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Cartouk

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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:2/26/2010
Last Login:8/01/2015
Location:The Dirty South
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Times Content Favorited:15 times
Total Comments Made:953
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#116 - I'd just like to point out that, according to the bible, the h… 07/06/2015 on Bibble 0
#31 - Happy endings are just unfinished stories. 05/17/2015 on Swing +6
#106 - 1 Inch = 2.54 cm 05/13/2015 on Cat Dance 0
#94 - I feel like the french are missing a perfect opportunity to ad… 05/11/2015 on lol 0
#13 - Found the vegan.  [+] (15 new replies) 05/09/2015 on Rekt +6
#70 - Imrankhan (05/10/2015) [-]
I love meat more than life itself but this dude is unfortunately right. If we used all grazing land for grains instead, we would be easily able to end world hunger. That's just a fact.
#60 - anon (05/10/2015) [-]
Jesus fuck dude he had an actual argument
Piss off
#14 - cadenfall (05/09/2015) [-]
Lol I got thumbs down for providing a solution to end world hunger and reduce pollution in the air? My god people are dense. Also I'm on a whole foods plant based diet. I eat mostly vegan sure but it's hard to let go of meat.
#22 - anon (05/09/2015) [-]
I fail to see how groing crops instead of raising animals solves the problems of food being sent to unstable areas to feed the starving populace and it all being stolen by the local warlords. So no, it wouldn't solve world hunger.
#29 - cadenfall (05/09/2015) [-]
You haven't seen the cow farms have you? You have no idea how incredibly vast they are. Plus all the fields they use to grow corn to feed the cows. Using these lands for crops would lead to so much food African warlords wouldn't be able to horde it all. Plus cows eat grass. We feed them corn which makes them sick and unhealthy for consumption. Out breaks in e coli happen because of a corn diet. We can also eliminate a lot if death from sickness as well. I'm surprised how negatively people act when others want to get rid of bad food and help people.
User avatar #42 - rakogoki (05/09/2015) [-]
"the cows are too cramped in industrial farms, give them big open fields!"
"the big open fields are too big get rid of them!"
where get meat then?
#91 - cadenfall (05/11/2015) [-]
You seem to have extremely low intelligence. I pray you make it through life with little hindrance young troll.
User avatar #67 - mistercookie (05/10/2015) [-]
Didnt you understand. We all need to stop eating meat, discount evolution and our bodies' physical needs, if everyone stopped eating meat, not only would it stop global warming, everyone in the world would have enough food(Not counting the fact enough food is produced each year to give every human being on the planet 2.5k kcal a day), it would probably save the economy as well since everyone can sell grain on the world market!
#92 - cadenfall (05/11/2015) [-]
You aren't even reading what I'm saying. You just appear to be completely ignorant and childish just sitting their imagining I'm some evil meat hater. I eat meat, just on a diet that focuses on plants. Humans consume far to much meat that results in the destruction of our bodies and the planet in many ways. I simply stated we have to cut down on the consumption, not entirely get rid of it. Damn seeing people's true intelligence really destroys my hope for the future.
User avatar #93 - mistercookie (05/11/2015) [-]
I was just taking the piss out of you. You did say getting rid of the cow farms would completely end starvation worldwide... Now we know that wouldnt work, and besides, calm down on the ad hominem, best way to let the world know you've lost an argument...
User avatar #80 - rakogoki (05/10/2015) [-]
so not eating meat will stop global warming and save the economy, ok buddy.
User avatar #83 - mistercookie (05/10/2015) [-]
Sarcasm doesnt translate well online, but I thought I was obvious enough...
#84 - rakogoki (05/10/2015) [-]
apologies i see it now, its like 3 am here and i cant sleep.
have a wallpaper
User avatar #85 - mistercookie (05/10/2015) [-]
No worries, happens to the best of us.
User avatar #21 - furyeh (05/09/2015) [-]
your stupid idea won't stop starvation.
#91 - You're right its vengeance, which is even better. 05/04/2015 on brutal +1
#138 - Well it's not what get my dick hard if that's what you're aski…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Oh... 0
User avatar #146 - somuchfreedom (05/03/2015) [-]
well, that makes you a horrible person (not that I believe you)
User avatar #139 - thinemother (05/03/2015) [-]
well at least it doesn't turn you on, that's a thing I guess
#132 - Lol no, I honestly don't care.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Oh... 0
#135 - thinemother (05/03/2015) [-]
You don't care about child porn? Not even the least bit sickened?
User avatar #138 - Cartouk (05/03/2015) [-]
Well it's not what get my dick hard if that's what you're asking, but no I don't get sickened it's more like "Hmmm, this holds no interest for me, moving on."
User avatar #146 - somuchfreedom (05/03/2015) [-]
well, that makes you a horrible person (not that I believe you)
User avatar #139 - thinemother (05/03/2015) [-]
well at least it doesn't turn you on, that's a thing I guess
#128 - No, no it doesn't.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Oh... 0
User avatar #129 - thinemother (05/03/2015) [-]
You don't have that little voice inside telling you "Come on dude, CP ain't cool"?
User avatar #132 - Cartouk (05/03/2015) [-]
Lol no, I honestly don't care.
#135 - thinemother (05/03/2015) [-]
You don't care about child porn? Not even the least bit sickened?
User avatar #138 - Cartouk (05/03/2015) [-]
Well it's not what get my dick hard if that's what you're asking, but no I don't get sickened it's more like "Hmmm, this holds no interest for me, moving on."
User avatar #146 - somuchfreedom (05/03/2015) [-]
well, that makes you a horrible person (not that I believe you)
User avatar #139 - thinemother (05/03/2015) [-]
well at least it doesn't turn you on, that's a thing I guess
#55 - To everyone say **** like "omg, his response was t…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Quothe The Whore, Forevermore 0
User avatar #94 - gmarrox (05/03/2015) [-]
This. People without sibling rivalries can't understand.
User avatar #91 - reaperssprint (05/03/2015) [-]
Yea, but we don't know that she started it. Only that he did this in response to the beer thing, he could have very well fucked her over causing her to do that.
#59 - jengafag (05/03/2015) [-]
Good to see you being serious about teenage warfare
#68 - anon (05/03/2015) [-]
It's the simple rules of family and fights, if you can't take it when someone gets revenge, don't start anything

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User avatar #7 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
what do you hate
User avatar #8 to #7 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Yes i totally hate black people. I got called a racist so many times for embracing my heritage that I said **** it I say that I'm a ******* racist.
User avatar #18 to #8 - Captain Confusing (04/23/2010) [-]
yeah, hating black people is totally what our white heritage is all about, right? they can't call us racists for hating black people, we're just embracing our kkk heritage.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Cartouk (04/23/2010) [-]
Your a dumbass the KKK didn't come up with the stars and bars nor is it their standard. It was the battle flag for the confederacy. That is my heritage my great-great-great grandfather fought for the confederates in the civil war and that is how i honor his memory. So stfu ,,!,, -_-,,!,,
User avatar #9 to #8 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Because I am from the south and I display the rebel flag people called me a racist. So I decided if thats what they call thats what I'll be.
User avatar #11 to #10 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so do you acully hate black pepole
User avatar #12 to #11 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Depends on the person. I judge by personality rather than color but most blacks I've met are ignorant ******* and i dislike them extremely, but I have met quite a few intelligent blacks that i have the utmost respect for.
User avatar #13 to #12 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
well than your not racist
User avatar #14 to #13 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
I know that but to many liberals post hate comments and I use that to warn them to stay the **** away.
User avatar #15 to #14 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so you just hate libs
User avatar #16 to #15 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Basically
User avatar #17 to #16 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
your a phony hey every one hes a phony
User avatar #3 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Hi Im a Black guy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Hello Mr. Black guy. How are you this fine day?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Fairly well, on my way to the cleaners to get my dress suit back then off to law school.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Well that is good. I'll let you get back to that, good sir. You have a fine day now, ya hear.
User avatar #1 - Zyklone (04/16/2010) [-]
WE KICKED YOUR ASS IN THE CIVIL BIOTCH!
User avatar #2 to #1 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHAHA and now we have all the guns in the country so you live by our suffrance. So STFU
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