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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:2/26/2010
Last Login:11/21/2014
Location:The Dirty South
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    Starbomb: Sonic's best pal Starbomb: Sonic's best pal
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#50 - He kinda looks like Ryan Reynolds.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2014 on Please motivate me +1
User avatar #53 - GnRNoD (11/15/2014) [-]
A bit, but I think the actor I'm thinking about might be british. or scotish or somewhere in the UK.
#168 - How is Miley a "sex symbol" and Taylor Momsen ( Of g…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/12/2014 on You are welcome, foolish... 0
#182 - felixofthefeels (11/12/2014) [-]
I figured she was.

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#171 - Womens Study Major (11/12/2014) [-]
Because one can actually sing well while the other is just a whore
User avatar #175 - richardastley (11/12/2014) [-]
You might not like Miley, and I honestly don't like or know most of her music, but if you compared her voice to most other people's voices, she is one of the best. That's partially why she's famous. She was also lucky to know some people from high up, but don't act like she has no talent just because you're some idiot who indiscriminately hates pop music.
#180 - fishinyourface (11/12/2014) [-]
"one of the best" bro....that's a bit much. I'm not going to deny that she can sing compared to some others, but jesus christ, contain yourself.
User avatar #181 - richardastley (11/12/2014) [-]
Okay. Out of 7 billion people, she's top million.
#14 - Please contain the calamity that is you mammaries. 11/09/2014 on True Friendships +1
#186 - Turry: The act of getting with a number of sluts or whores in … 11/09/2014 on Lilith thread +1
#105 - This fact most likely refers to the amount of physical currenc…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2014 on Uberfacts Comp 3 0
User avatar #106 - dharkmoswen (11/08/2014) [-]
That would make a lot more sense... Thank you very much
#118 - "What do you douchebags want?" "douchebags?… 11/03/2014 on Best Hentai Dub of All Time +1
#115 - What if I just like being stoned? My life is good, good job, e… 10/24/2014 on just a fag -1
#58 - Still not 25 hours worth there maybe 5 or 6. 10/19/2014 on Colombia to export new... 0
#376 - Water: Bloodbending that is all 07/29/2014 on 4chinchong 0
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User avatar #7 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
what do you hate
User avatar #8 to #7 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Yes i totally hate black people. I got called a racist so many times for embracing my heritage that I said **** it I say that I'm a ******* racist.
User avatar #18 to #8 - Captain Confusing (04/23/2010) [-]
yeah, hating black people is totally what our white heritage is all about, right? they can't call us racists for hating black people, we're just embracing our kkk heritage.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Cartouk (04/23/2010) [-]
Your a dumbass the KKK didn't come up with the stars and bars nor is it their standard. It was the battle flag for the confederacy. That is my heritage my great-great-great grandfather fought for the confederates in the civil war and that is how i honor his memory. So stfu ,,!,, -_-,,!,,
User avatar #9 to #8 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
why?
User avatar #10 to #9 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Because I am from the south and I display the rebel flag people called me a racist. So I decided if thats what they call thats what I'll be.
User avatar #11 to #10 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so do you acully hate black pepole
User avatar #12 to #11 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Depends on the person. I judge by personality rather than color but most blacks I've met are ignorant ******* and i dislike them extremely, but I have met quite a few intelligent blacks that i have the utmost respect for.
User avatar #13 to #12 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
well than your not racist
User avatar #14 to #13 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
I know that but to many liberals post hate comments and I use that to warn them to stay the **** away.
User avatar #15 to #14 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
so you just hate libs
User avatar #16 to #15 - Cartouk (04/17/2010) [-]
Basically
User avatar #17 to #16 - LightSlayer (04/17/2010) [-]
your a phony hey every one hes a phony
User avatar #3 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Hi Im a Black guy.
User avatar #4 to #3 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Hello Mr. Black guy. How are you this fine day?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ImABlackGuy (04/16/2010) [-]
Fairly well, on my way to the cleaners to get my dress suit back then off to law school.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
Well that is good. I'll let you get back to that, good sir. You have a fine day now, ya hear.
User avatar #1 - Zyklone (04/16/2010) [-]
WE KICKED YOUR ASS IN THE CIVIL BIOTCH!
User avatar #2 to #1 - Cartouk (04/16/2010) [-]
HAHAHA and now we have all the guns in the country so you live by our suffrance. So STFU
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