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Captainunhelpful

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:2/16/2010
Last Login:4/19/2015
Location:behind you
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#9025
Comment Ranking:#3948
Highest Content Rank:#524
Highest Comment Rank:#2720
Content Thumbs: 4288 total,  4692 ,  404
Comment Thumbs: 3714 total,  4114 ,  400
Content Level Progress: 14% (14/100)
Level 142 Content: Faptastic → Level 143 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 15% (15/100)
Level 232 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 233 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:13
Content Views:38871
Times Content Favorited:2199 times
Total Comments Made:935
FJ Points:7438
Favorite Tags: the (5) | because (3) | fucking (3) | stuff (3) | aliens (2) | funny (2) | it (2) | its (2) | Mother (2) | of (2) | picture (2)
nothing at all to say.

Funny Pictures

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    the REAL outcome. the REAL outcome.
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    Courage the Cowardly Dog Courage the Cowardly Dog
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    Friendly game Friendly game
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    Shatner Shatner
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    What you always thought of with Legos What you always thought of with...
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    Grand theft Grand theft
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    /v/ the musical /v/ the musical
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    Dog's Spaghetti Dog's Spaghetti
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    Communism Intensifies Communism Intensifies

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    Watch with ANY music Watch with ANY music

latest user's comments

#19 - Picture 04/16/2015 on /k/ deals with a rat problem +6
#10 - Go to the Doors of Pharros. Kill dwarves until you get the Gyr… 04/15/2015 on Gaping Dragon 0
#77 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2015 on Steven Universe feels. +12
#99 - thememegod (04/14/2015) [-]
Oh dear god please give me the name of the song.
Jesus its like sex to the ear.
User avatar #109 - ILIEKPEPSEE (04/14/2015) [-]
Blue in Green, Miles Davis
#85 - brahdin (04/14/2015) [-]
you can get addicted to a certain type of sadness you know.
#8 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2015 on Big Guys +63
#24 - TehFunnyMan (04/13/2015) [-]
God DAMMIT.
#14 - ideletedmyotherone (04/13/2015) [-]
#9 - Picture 04/08/2015 on lol merica +3
#53 - Wah 04/07/2015 on Smash Ballots +4
#19 - Song was made way before he crashed and burned. He might've ba… 04/05/2015 on Shia LaBeouf +1
#26 - Picture 04/04/2015 on Anime Fans +1
#94 - but muh 6 gorillon 04/02/2015 on Allies v Axis +1
#92 - Read closely. 'Good guys lose again' Who won Ww2?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2015 on Allies v Axis +1
User avatar #93 - kalimah (04/02/2015) [-]
The jews?
User avatar #94 - Captainunhelpful (04/02/2015) [-]
but muh 6 gorillon

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Total unique items point value: 165 / Total items point value: 1370
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#26 - fazbear (03/30/2015) [-]
Officer, this user disagreed with me.   
Which means they raped me.
Officer, this user disagreed with me.
Which means they raped me.
User avatar #27 to #26 - Captainunhelpful (03/30/2015) [-]
Hate theme accounts. Nothing personal. Off the profile please.
User avatar #28 to #27 - fazbear (03/30/2015) [-]
Sorry, fam. You won't see me on here again.
User avatar #20 - alecbaldwinning (08/25/2014) [-]
Yes. Yes they do.
User avatar #21 to #20 - Captainunhelpful (08/25/2014) [-]
Never have, never will. Red thumb ban removal was the worst thing to ever happen to the site, beyond all the usual faggotry.
User avatar #22 to #21 - alecbaldwinning (08/25/2014) [-]
Sounds like you've been trolled pretty hard in the past.

Maybe it's time you either grow up and learn how to deal with it, or go somewhere else more suited to your delicate sensibilities.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Captainunhelpful (08/25/2014) [-]
Nope. Follow the habit of 'hide all' any time a new one pops up, though im sure you have one of your own. Check my name color compared to your own, the only rugrat here is you, kiddo. Buh-bye, go slink away to someone elses profile because you are too much of a coward to be under public scrutiny without a fake account.
User avatar #24 to #23 - staticenhance (08/25/2014) [-]
My first FJ account was made the third week this site was online, "kiddo".

There you go getting mad about being trolled again. This site doesn't want faggots like you. Kill yourself.
User avatar #25 to #24 - Captainunhelpful (08/25/2014) [-]
Ahaha, and yet, still a lighter color than me kiddo. Disposable accounts, you really must be one of the dime a dozen losers with a legit troll account. Oh well, another to the list of not wasting my time.
User avatar #9 - whomadewho ONLINE (01/20/2011) [-]
hello
User avatar #11 to #11 - whomadewho ONLINE (01/21/2011) [-]
not much just saying hi to everyone
User avatar #12 to #12 - Captainunhelpful (01/21/2011) [-]
Lol, well thanks for the greeting.

Say, ever heard of League of Legends?
User avatar #13 to #13 - whomadewho ONLINE (01/21/2011) [-]
nope, what is it?
User avatar #14 to #14 - Captainunhelpful (01/21/2011) [-]
REally fun and cool game you can download.

www.leagueoflegends.com
User avatar #16 to #15 - whomadewho ONLINE (01/21/2011) [-]
this isnt going to **** my computer up when i download it right?
User avatar #17 to #17 - Captainunhelpful (01/21/2011) [-]
Why would i send you a virus? the site is obviously legit, and hte download is actually pretty small.
User avatar #18 to #18 - whomadewho ONLINE (01/21/2011) [-]
you never know man, its downloading now, but you never know.
User avatar #19 to #19 - Captainunhelpful (01/22/2011) [-]
When a site has a forums, multiple pages, video footage, and an obvious community, you know.
User avatar #15 to #15 - whomadewho ONLINE (01/21/2011) [-]
looks cool, ill try it later
#7 - anonymous (11/27/2010) [-]
HOW YOU GET MINECRAFT FREE?
User avatar #8 to #8 - Captainunhelpful (11/27/2010) [-]
I dont deal with anons thank you very much. Youll have to privatemessage me.
User avatar #2 - CaptainJohnPrice (05/27/2010) [-]
Congratulations on losing comment virginity. Welcome to FunnyJunk.
User avatar #3 to #3 - Captainunhelpful (05/27/2010) [-]
...? Ive been here since i was like 6.
User avatar #4 to #4 - CaptainJohnPrice (05/28/2010) [-]
Well youve had no comments so im first:)
User avatar #5 to #5 - Captainunhelpful (05/28/2010) [-]
oh, ive had some. some spammer guy once, and then some dude who at first mistaked me for another captain, and flamed me.
User avatar #6 to #6 - Captainunhelpful (05/28/2010) [-]
as u can see, your number 3.
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