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    the REAL outcome. the REAL outcome.
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#31 - You can destroy Sight Wards (i think sight is the invisible re… 11 hours ago on Playing against Lux and... 0
#347 - Then its not your type of humor and nobody can fault you for g… 11 hours ago on Types of people at every... +1
#27 - How many people USE those wards, and in every single bush on t…  [+] (2 new replies) 12 hours ago on Playing against Lux and... 0
#28 - bluemagebrilly (12 hours ago) [-]
Congrats on playing against people who don't know what they're doing, I guess?

Still doesn't really clear up them putting a reveal invis ward in their lane or along the river which is the most common placement, at least when I played. I know you /can/ avoid those obvious paths, but there's a lot of wards. Against a known stealth ganker, a decent support would put out words in all the obvious and less obvious places to keep them busy.

User avatar #31 - Captainunhelpful (11 hours ago) [-]
You can destroy Sight Wards (i think sight is the invisible reveal one. Fuck it ill call them pinks) and come back later (my favorite tactic is to destroy one, then keep coming if they dont immediately back off when they think i had to have given up after being revealed.)

Don't know where you got the mindset that its 5 people vs 1 jungler, when your own team should be calling out ward locations to you, and sweeping out enemy wards too. Its a complex dynamic and everything will have its weak points. If they went to all the trouble and gold of specifically warding against a stealth character, you frankly did your job anyways by wasting so much of their time that the rest of your team can capitalize on.
#24 - If only stealth made you invisible to vision wards or somethin…  [+] (4 new replies) 12 hours ago on Playing against Lux and... +1
#26 - bluemagebrilly (12 hours ago) [-]
Wards are everywhere, so half the time they'll see you go invis and back up. Not to mention with the 'free' wards, you can just spend your money on the ones that do reveal stealth.
User avatar #27 - Captainunhelpful (12 hours ago) [-]
How many people USE those wards, and in every single bush on the map, including the jungle, including just the regular areas of the jungle? Maybe 2 people on any given team. I've played the game for about 3 years, and to this day, I see 2 out of every 10 ADCs use their free sight ward, and even less midlaners. There are tens of paths to take for every one bush someone might think to ward, and besides someone like Shaco (who can just jump a wall and get behind them anyways) others have long enough lasting stealth to just walk on past them.

TL;DR If you git gud you can avoid the most obvious paths. Until you get to platinum where everyone wards all the time, it just isn't an issue. (Rengar 2 stronk there too though just because of mad deeps)
#28 - bluemagebrilly (12 hours ago) [-]
Congrats on playing against people who don't know what they're doing, I guess?

Still doesn't really clear up them putting a reveal invis ward in their lane or along the river which is the most common placement, at least when I played. I know you /can/ avoid those obvious paths, but there's a lot of wards. Against a known stealth ganker, a decent support would put out words in all the obvious and less obvious places to keep them busy.

User avatar #31 - Captainunhelpful (11 hours ago) [-]
You can destroy Sight Wards (i think sight is the invisible reveal one. Fuck it ill call them pinks) and come back later (my favorite tactic is to destroy one, then keep coming if they dont immediately back off when they think i had to have given up after being revealed.)

Don't know where you got the mindset that its 5 people vs 1 jungler, when your own team should be calling out ward locations to you, and sweeping out enemy wards too. Its a complex dynamic and everything will have its weak points. If they went to all the trouble and gold of specifically warding against a stealth character, you frankly did your job anyways by wasting so much of their time that the rest of your team can capitalize on.
#24 - Both from the same mountain SPARTAAAA sun worshiping tribe. Wh… 19 hours ago on Tales of Valoran +4
#342 - Act one is considered boring by most and takes a specific kind…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2014 on Types of people at every... 0
#346 - urbanknightx (12 hours ago) [-]
What I didn't like was that they tried to be funny and then acted like it's hilarious or something.
I couldn't stomach their dumb moments: "here lies cake (geddit?geddit? hurr hurr)"
User avatar #347 - Captainunhelpful (11 hours ago) [-]
Then its not your type of humor and nobody can fault you for giving it a solid try and not liking it.
#103 - >Made in paint Its one thing to not like something…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Types of people at every... +3
#262 - urbanknightx (07/24/2014) [-]
I felt really confused at first at the "you are a young man" comic, and as I kept on progressing, I realized I would have had to be retarded to enjoy this.
User avatar #342 - Captainunhelpful (07/25/2014) [-]
Act one is considered boring by most and takes a specific kind of humor to enjoy. (Typically a bad one.) It gets progressively more insane (see the picture above) as it goes on if you like action.

Yes ive read the whole thing but my opinion on it doesn't matter.
#346 - urbanknightx (12 hours ago) [-]
What I didn't like was that they tried to be funny and then acted like it's hilarious or something.
I couldn't stomach their dumb moments: "here lies cake (geddit?geddit? hurr hurr)"
User avatar #347 - Captainunhelpful (11 hours ago) [-]
Then its not your type of humor and nobody can fault you for giving it a solid try and not liking it.
User avatar #245 - hairysmellyanus (07/24/2014) [-]
this is fucking gay
#7 - On my first runthrough in front of the Zweihander chest in the…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on Dark souls 2 messages +25
#25 - yuukoku (07/23/2014) [-]
He was there...
#42 - The guy who originally created the console tans (these things)… 07/18/2014 on PSP-tan +3
#26 - Picture 07/05/2014 on Best country flag ever +1
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User avatar #9 - whomadewho (01/20/2011) [-]
hello
User avatar #11 to #11 - whomadewho (01/21/2011) [-]
not much just saying hi to everyone
User avatar #12 to #12 - Captainunhelpful (01/21/2011) [-]
Lol, well thanks for the greeting.

Say, ever heard of League of Legends?
User avatar #13 to #13 - whomadewho (01/21/2011) [-]
nope, what is it?
User avatar #14 to #14 - Captainunhelpful (01/21/2011) [-]
REally fun and cool game you can download.

www.leagueoflegends.com
User avatar #16 to #15 - whomadewho (01/21/2011) [-]
this isnt going to fuck my computer up when i download it right?
User avatar #17 to #17 - Captainunhelpful (01/21/2011) [-]
Why would i send you a virus? the site is obviously legit, and hte download is actually pretty small.
User avatar #18 to #18 - whomadewho (01/21/2011) [-]
you never know man, its downloading now, but you never know.
User avatar #19 to #19 - Captainunhelpful (01/22/2011) [-]
When a site has a forums, multiple pages, video footage, and an obvious community, you know.
User avatar #15 to #15 - whomadewho (01/21/2011) [-]
looks cool, ill try it later
#7 - anonymous (11/27/2010) [-]
HOW YOU GET MINECRAFT FREE?
User avatar #8 to #8 - Captainunhelpful (11/27/2010) [-]
I dont deal with anons thank you very much. Youll have to privatemessage me.
User avatar #2 - CaptainJohnPrice (05/27/2010) [-]
Congratulations on losing comment virginity. Welcome to FunnyJunk.
User avatar #3 to #3 - Captainunhelpful (05/27/2010) [-]
...? Ive been here since i was like 6.
User avatar #4 to #4 - CaptainJohnPrice (05/28/2010) [-]
Well youve had no comments so im first:)
User avatar #5 to #5 - Captainunhelpful (05/28/2010) [-]
oh, ive had some. some spammer guy once, and then some dude who at first mistaked me for another captain, and flamed me.
User avatar #6 to #6 - Captainunhelpful (05/28/2010) [-]
as u can see, your number 3.
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