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#850680 - tfw Nobody on PV wished you a Merry Christmas specifically. …  [+] (2 new replies) 49 minutes ago on Ponyville +2
#850685 - jackthunderjt (46 minutes ago) [-]
i don't think i wished happy Christmas to anyone on PV but then i did come online when everyone was gone
#850681 - gustavia (48 minutes ago) [-]
Aw : /

Merry Christmas Captain
#1 - Picture 1 hour ago on naruto and sasuke 0
#850664 - I've been there. 2 hours ago on Ponyville +1
#850663 - Pretty good. My gifts were kind of meh but I didn't want anyth… 2 hours ago on Ponyville +1
#850563 - Neato. Did you have a good christmas?  [+] (2 new replies) 14 hours ago on Ponyville +3
User avatar #850650 - foxrock (3 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, it was good, youtd?
User avatar #850663 - CaptainKill (2 hours ago) [-]
Pretty good. My gifts were kind of meh but I didn't want anything so that's fine.

It's been warm for this time of year here and I'm saddened. Everyone else is cheering for it. Conflicts, conflicts.
#850412 - My uncle and aunt got me literally the same "WTF- Element…  [+] (2 new replies) 23 hours ago on Ponyville +3
User avatar #850495 - novabird (17 hours ago) [-]
see my linjk above?
User avatar #850423 - petfouronenine (22 hours ago) [-]
HUE
#4 - You are literally the entire thing Miracle on 34th Street was … 12/25/2014 on Santa is real... +54
#850184 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2014 on Ponyville +3
#850185 - novabird (12/25/2014) [-]
hue...
#850182 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Ponyville +3
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#850185 - novabird (12/25/2014) [-]
hue...
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User avatar #248 - CaptainKill (12/24/2014) [-]
**CaptainKill used "*roll cah question*"**
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#246 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
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#247 to #246 - CaptainKill (12/17/2014) [-]
<virtual hug received and replied>
User avatar #241 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (12/05/2014) [-]
I DARE YOU TO TRY THIS!!!
funnyjunk.com/Smooth/funny-gifs/5377273/
#239 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (11/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #240 to #239 - CaptainKill (11/05/2014) [-]
I'm no expert on lumberjacking but you're doing something wrong there.
#236 - vinylgirl has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #237 to #236 - CaptainKill (09/18/2014) [-]
Swag yo.
#232 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
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#233 to #232 - CaptainKill (09/16/2014) [-]
COME FIGHT ME IRL FAGGIT
User avatar #235 to #234 - CaptainKill (09/16/2014) [-]
YEA YOU BETTER RUN!

I KICKED YOUR FATHERS ASS IN HIGH SCHOOL AND NOW I'M GOING TO KICK YOURS!

Well all brutality aside how are you?
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#205 to #204 - CaptainKill (09/15/2014) [-]
*******					 fabulous darling!   
   
Also did you see my post about my Eris drinking adventure?
******* fabulous darling!

Also did you see my post about my Eris drinking adventure?
User avatar #206 to #205 - vinylgirl (09/15/2014) [-]
haha thanks

and yeah I did just now
looks like u had a lotta fun huh? x)
#226 to #206 - CaptainKill (09/15/2014) [-]
Damn, you've definitely got the ideal boobs to ass thing going on. I bet guys love it.

I see. I've always sidelined my abs in terms of appearance simply because contrary to what many think, having nice abs is actually more a sign of weakness than strength. I go more for the "guy who fights bears on mountains" look, although I'm not as bulky in the midsection like in this picture.
User avatar #227 to #226 - vinylgirl (09/15/2014) [-]
thank you kindly hehe :3

ooh yeah, now I understand what u mean
i think the body of the guy who fights bears does look more sexy tho
looks really manly
User avatar #228 to #227 - CaptainKill (09/15/2014) [-]
When I get home from work I can send you a pic of what I've got going on at the moment.
User avatar #229 to #228 - vinylgirl (09/15/2014) [-]
ah okay, lookng forward to it heh
User avatar #230 to #229 - CaptainKill (09/15/2014) [-]
Alrighty. Now speaking of work, I need to get going. I'll be back in 3 hours so if you're not around I'll just post it on your profile.
User avatar #231 to #230 - vinylgirl (09/15/2014) [-]
okay! Talk to you later then! :3
User avatar #207 to #206 - CaptainKill (09/15/2014) [-]
I did. I think the voice change though from her first appearance to her more established voice was sort of abrupt.

Teenage bitch to pompous in one episode. Quite the transition.
#208 to #207 - vinylgirl (09/15/2014) [-]
yeah I know right?   
that was her very first episode.   
She also looked very different. For example she didnt have the gap tooth and she wasnt very curvy lol
yeah I know right?
that was her very first episode.
She also looked very different. For example she didnt have the gap tooth and she wasnt very curvy lol
#209 to #208 - CaptainKill (09/15/2014) [-]
Dem hips tho.
#210 to #209 - vinylgirl (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's another thing I have in common with her

I also have quite wide hips and big butt
It's because of my latina heritage hehe
User avatar #211 to #210 - CaptainKill (09/15/2014) [-]
I bet people notice, in a good way I mean. I've had girls mention much more subtle things about me. Like once I was talking to a friend of mine and apparently her friends know me as "that guy with the belt buckle."

I told her "Well I guess that shows where thy're directing their attention, now doesn't it?"
User avatar #212 to #211 - vinylgirl (09/15/2014) [-]
oh yeah, I dont mind at all.
It kinda makes me feel good hehe

haha, well yeah, most of us girls always look at that particular part when looking at boys, including me haha : P
User avatar #213 to #212 - CaptainKill (09/15/2014) [-]
I wouldn't mind either, if I was a girl that is.

My fiancee told me girls also check out guys asses. That, I don't understand.
User avatar #214 to #213 - vinylgirl (09/15/2014) [-]
right? I dont understand why some girls get offended when people check them out.. I mean, how is that a bad thing? I always saw it as a compliment.

ooh yeah, definitely asses too
User avatar #215 to #214 - CaptainKill (09/15/2014) [-]
Can you possibly explain why girls find a good ass on a guy attractive? I mean with guys it makes sense to find that trait attractive in women but I don't see how it would make sense the other way around.

I've been told I do have a nice ass though, for whatever that's worth. One time a perverted guy in a class of mine slapped my ass and said "DAYUM JACOB YOU GOT A FINE ASS!"

Needless to say I put him in a headlock and told him to never do that again.
User avatar #216 to #215 - vinylgirl (09/15/2014) [-]
hmm, I dunno really, just something nice, round and tight to grab onto I guess lol

hahaha, pervs everywhere.
But urs is probably muscular right?
Mine is just pure fat lol
User avatar #218 to #216 - CaptainKill (09/15/2014) [-]
Well yea, that's the difference I guess. I have a muscular ass and the ideal feminine ass is fatty but(t) well shaped.
User avatar #219 to #218 - vinylgirl (09/15/2014) [-]
aww yiss
btw, what r u? ass or titsman?
User avatar #220 to #219 - CaptainKill (09/15/2014) [-]
Traditionally I've been much more into boobs but recently I've been gaining an appreciation for the ass and hips. Now I'm more concerned about proportions between the two as opposed to how big or small either is. Also, form is perhaps even more important than size.
User avatar #221 to #220 - vinylgirl (09/15/2014) [-]
oh yeah, that's very true
HUGE tits on skinny body just looks so wrong...
User avatar #222 to #221 - CaptainKill (09/15/2014) [-]
Yep. That and huge but non-shapely boobs are way worse than small but at least nice and round ones.
User avatar #223 to #222 - vinylgirl (09/15/2014) [-]
exactly!

btw, u havent seen any of my **** pics have u? : P
User avatar #224 to #223 - CaptainKill (09/15/2014) [-]
No I have not.

Also I have a question for you: Are you more of a pecs or abs gal?
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User avatar #217 to #216 - vinylgirl (09/15/2014) [-]
but then again
pure fat is what makes it so soft and jiggly lol
User avatar #198 - letriggs (09/11/2014) [-]
www.scorpionsports.eu/english/products/helmets/street-helmets/cross-over/exo-300-air/exo-300-air.html

hey, do you think this would be a good helmet to get? I've looked at reviews for it and it sounds good. It's open face and full face crossover can take the chin guard off but I aint taking that **** off the gunmetal grey one is causing boners
User avatar #199 to #198 - CaptainKill (09/11/2014) [-]
Looks cool but keep in mind that although it technically is a full face helmet, the protection in reality will be more akin to a 3/4 helmet.
User avatar #200 to #199 - letriggs (09/11/2014) [-]
yeah

plus the price is high as ****

also have you heard anything about the Jinlun JL bike?
User avatar #201 to #200 - CaptainKill (09/11/2014) [-]
I have not but it looks cool enough. I'm not sure of the reliability though.
User avatar #202 to #201 - letriggs (09/12/2014) [-]
yeah

my 2 things are reliability and looks

I want something big but everything seems to be small
User avatar #203 to #202 - CaptainKill (09/12/2014) [-]
Big? I'll tell you about big. My hat size is a US 8, 64 cm around, which translates to a XXL by most helmet specs. Sometimes even XXXL.
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User avatar #193 to #192 - CaptainKill (09/04/2014) [-]
M. Discord YES! YES!

mfw

Do people celebrate Halloween where you live? I've heard that there's somewhat of an anti-Halloween movement in many parts of the world, especially Europe.
User avatar #194 to #193 - vinylgirl (09/04/2014) [-]
hehe thanks

oh yeah, in britain we do
it's the rest of europe that doesnt really do it : p
User avatar #195 to #194 - CaptainKill (09/04/2014) [-]
Fools. Not celebrating the most fun day of the year.

Halloween is the only day of the year you can chase someone with a chainsaw and not be arrested for assault.
User avatar #196 to #195 - vinylgirl (09/04/2014) [-]
haha ikr?
User avatar #197 to #196 - CaptainKill (09/04/2014) [-]
Who else have you gone as?
User avatar #187 - vinylgirl (09/01/2014) [-]
Somepony new showed me this and I thought u'd enjoy it too
www.funnyjunk.com/user/vinylgirl/5052#5052
User avatar #188 to #187 - CaptainKill (09/01/2014) [-]
This is one of the coolest things for songs ever.
User avatar #189 to #188 - vinylgirl (09/01/2014) [-]
ikr?
i've been listening to lose ur self to dance on loop for super long xD
User avatar #190 to #189 - CaptainKill (09/01/2014) [-]
I was listening to some covers I made with this. It's pretty nifty.
User avatar #185 - vinylgirl (08/31/2014) [-]
So hows ur stomach doing?
#186 to #185 - CaptainKill (08/31/2014) [-]
Quite well. I just got back from the gym actually.
User avatar #182 to #181 - CaptainKill (08/31/2014) [-]
Handsome Squidward dances while I play fitting music

Squidward is a fabulous ************ .

So how are you doing this fine (rainy, at least here) day?
User avatar #183 to #182 - vinylgirl (08/31/2014) [-]
Squid is the best Ward lol

I am fine on this rainy day, u ? : P
User avatar #184 to #183 - CaptainKill (08/31/2014) [-]
I'm good, feeling a bit sick to my stomach though. If I feel better I think I'll go for a hike.
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User avatar #178 to #177 - CaptainKill (08/17/2014) [-]
I think it looks superb on you. Then again you seem like the kind of person who can do a lot of looks and they all look good. I only say that because I haven't seen a picture of you where you don't look good.
User avatar #179 to #178 - vinylgirl (08/17/2014) [-]
haha thanks xD

yeah, atm I have purple hair like on my avatar

I just really love experiemtning with haircolours/make up
User avatar #180 to #179 - CaptainKill (08/17/2014) [-]
That's cool. I do the same thing with my wardrobe. I have all sorts of outfits, and luckily it seems like I've got the body type and general visage to pull off just about anything I want.
#174 - anonymous (08/16/2014) [-]
I watch magos before now I'm a weeaboo my life is over
#175 to #174 - CaptainKill (08/16/2014) [-]
I'm very sorry to hear that. Here's a sympathy card.
#176 to #175 - anonymous (08/16/2014) [-]
#168 - anonymous (08/16/2014) [-]
Wow a weeaboo and a mlp lover never saw a hydride faggot before
User avatar #169 to #168 - CaptainKill (08/16/2014) [-]
Says the guy posting as anonymous.

Also what in the mother of **** makes you think I'm a weeaboo?
#170 to #169 - anonymous (08/16/2014) [-]
Your shirt 10/10 beard though
User avatar #171 to #170 - CaptainKill (08/16/2014) [-]
Watching one anime (And it's one of the least anime animes there is) doesn't make me a weeaboo.
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User avatar #164 to #163 - CaptainKill (08/12/2014) [-]
Now you've got the idea. That's why I initially deleted a bunch of ponyville folks a few months back, and now that I've talked to you more and actually know something about you, I can keep you on my list.
User avatar #165 to #164 - vinylgirl (08/12/2014) [-]
hehe yeah same here

I guess all of this takes time
Slow and steady
User avatar #166 to #165 - CaptainKill (08/12/2014) [-]
Yep, slow and steady is how friends are made. Easy come, easy go applies just as much to people as it does to anything else.

Also why did you delete your comment?
User avatar #167 to #166 - vinylgirl (08/12/2014) [-]
exactly!

oh just in case someone sees that and asks me to add them.. >//<
I can get very paranoid..
#161 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
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#162 to #161 - CaptainKill (08/09/2014) [-]
Haiiiii pineapple
#158 - randomosity (06/17/2014) [-]
i made a thing i'd thought you'd enjoy it.
#159 to #158 - CaptainKill (06/17/2014) [-]
Nice! Adding that to my Big Mac folder for sure.
User avatar #160 to #159 - randomosity (06/17/2014) [-]
i was practicing my shading ahah. and yay i'm glad you like it.
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