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#818455 - I like realistic dreams sometimes, especially if it's a good o… 1 hour ago on Ponyville +1
#818452 - It happens. I rarely remember my dreams and when I do it's usu…  [+] (2 new replies) 1 hour ago on Ponyville +1
#818454 - greedtheavaricious (1 hour ago) [-]
It's funny, really. As a kid, you dream of monsters and it's a nightmare. When you grow older, you wake up and laugh at these kind of dreams.

This shit was too realistic. Jesus.
User avatar #818455 - CaptainKill (1 hour ago) [-]
I like realistic dreams sometimes, especially if it's a good one. One of the best I ever had was under the influence of ZZZquil (makes your dreams more vivid as a side effect). I was on an oil rig in the Arctic by myself. Nothing really happened, it was just me going about on it and enjoying the solitude. The thing I remember the most though was watching a sunset across the sheet ice and exposed sea. The sky was a brilliant mix of orange and purple and it was just a breathtaking image that I can still remember today. For me, that is incredibly rare.
#143 - I'm going as Michael Myers.  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on A couple Costumes +2
User avatar #159 - duvallwhitey (55 minutes ago) [-]
An oldie but a goldie
#818442 - When in doubt, lift. 2 hours ago on Ponyville +1
#818439 - I don't know. I've just never seen him post anything like that.  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Ponyville +1
#818440 - madamemoth (3 hours ago) [-]
#818436 - Beta. I've never seen him even remotely do anything like that.  [+] (3 new replies) 3 hours ago on Ponyville +1
#818437 - madamemoth (3 hours ago) [-]
n-nothing seemed out of the ordinary to me
holy shit was he serious?
User avatar #818439 - CaptainKill (3 hours ago) [-]
I don't know. I've just never seen him post anything like that.
#818440 - madamemoth (3 hours ago) [-]
#818431 - Been pretty busy lately. I had to wake up early this morning t…  [+] (2 new replies) 3 hours ago on Ponyville +1
#818438 - gustavia (3 hours ago) [-]
Trying to figure out something to do : /
#818442 - CaptainKill (2 hours ago) [-]
When in doubt, lift.
#818427 - Ahoy hoy.  [+] (4 new replies) 3 hours ago on Ponyville +1
#818428 - gustavia (3 hours ago) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #818431 - CaptainKill (3 hours ago) [-]
Been pretty busy lately. I had to wake up early this morning to register for classes for next semester. Currently I'm studying for a cell biology exam I have later today.

You?
#818438 - gustavia (3 hours ago) [-]
Trying to figure out something to do : /
#818442 - CaptainKill (2 hours ago) [-]
When in doubt, lift.
#818426 - ya letriggs has a point. 3 hours ago on Ponyville +2
#818419 - not even beta?  [+] (11 new replies) 3 hours ago on Ponyville +2
#818423 - madamemoth (3 hours ago) [-]
I'm pretty sure he isn't gay
User avatar #818426 - CaptainKill (3 hours ago) [-]
ya letriggs has a point.
User avatar #818424 - letriggs (3 hours ago) [-]
>on PV
>Not gay

you can choose one
#818425 - madamemoth (3 hours ago) [-]
>implying you're not the only gay one here aside from me

do we fuq now?
User avatar #818429 - letriggs (3 hours ago) [-]
>implying errybody got the ghey

yus plz
#818430 - madamemoth (3 hours ago) [-]
well if you're gay
then it wouldn't work
I have boobs
User avatar #818460 - plataeiou (4 minutes ago) [-]
...Boobs.
User avatar #818434 - letriggs (3 hours ago) [-]
the hell are you?
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#236 - vinylgirl has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #237 to #236 - CaptainKill (09/18/2014) [-]
Swag yo.
#233 to #232 - CaptainKill (09/16/2014) [-]
COME FIGHT ME IRL FAGGIT
User avatar #235 to #234 - CaptainKill (09/16/2014) [-]
YEA YOU BETTER RUN!

I KICKED YOUR FATHERS ASS IN HIGH SCHOOL AND NOW I'M GOING TO KICK YOURS!

Well all brutality aside how are you?
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#205 to #204 - CaptainKill (09/15/2014) [-]
*******					 fabulous darling!   
   
Also did you see my post about my Eris drinking adventure?
******* fabulous darling!

Also did you see my post about my Eris drinking adventure?
User avatar #206 to #205 - vinylgirl (09/15/2014) [-]
haha thanks

and yeah I did just now
looks like u had a lotta fun huh? x)
#226 to #206 - CaptainKill (09/15/2014) [-]
Damn, you've definitely got the ideal boobs to ass thing going on. I bet guys love it.

I see. I've always sidelined my abs in terms of appearance simply because contrary to what many think, having nice abs is actually more a sign of weakness than strength. I go more for the "guy who fights bears on mountains" look, although I'm not as bulky in the midsection like in this picture.
User avatar #227 to #226 - vinylgirl (09/15/2014) [-]
thank you kindly hehe :3

ooh yeah, now I understand what u mean
i think the body of the guy who fights bears does look more sexy tho
looks really manly
User avatar #228 to #227 - CaptainKill (09/15/2014) [-]
When I get home from work I can send you a pic of what I've got going on at the moment.
User avatar #229 to #228 - vinylgirl (09/15/2014) [-]
ah okay, lookng forward to it heh
User avatar #230 to #229 - CaptainKill (09/15/2014) [-]
Alrighty. Now speaking of work, I need to get going. I'll be back in 3 hours so if you're not around I'll just post it on your profile.
User avatar #231 to #230 - vinylgirl (09/15/2014) [-]
okay! Talk to you later then! :3
User avatar #207 to #206 - CaptainKill (09/15/2014) [-]
I did. I think the voice change though from her first appearance to her more established voice was sort of abrupt.

Teenage bitch to pompous in one episode. Quite the transition.
#208 to #207 - vinylgirl (09/15/2014) [-]
yeah I know right?   
that was her very first episode.   
She also looked very different. For example she didnt have the gap tooth and she wasnt very curvy lol
yeah I know right?
that was her very first episode.
She also looked very different. For example she didnt have the gap tooth and she wasnt very curvy lol
#209 to #208 - CaptainKill (09/15/2014) [-]
Dem hips tho.
#210 to #209 - vinylgirl (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's another thing I have in common with her

I also have quite wide hips and big butt
It's because of my latina heritage hehe
User avatar #211 to #210 - CaptainKill (09/15/2014) [-]
I bet people notice, in a good way I mean. I've had girls mention much more subtle things about me. Like once I was talking to a friend of mine and apparently her friends know me as "that guy with the belt buckle."

I told her "Well I guess that shows where thy're directing their attention, now doesn't it?"
User avatar #212 to #211 - vinylgirl (09/15/2014) [-]
oh yeah, I dont mind at all.
It kinda makes me feel good hehe

haha, well yeah, most of us girls always look at that particular part when looking at boys, including me haha : P
User avatar #213 to #212 - CaptainKill (09/15/2014) [-]
I wouldn't mind either, if I was a girl that is.

My fiancee told me girls also check out guys asses. That, I don't understand.
User avatar #214 to #213 - vinylgirl (09/15/2014) [-]
right? I dont understand why some girls get offended when people check them out.. I mean, how is that a bad thing? I always saw it as a compliment.

ooh yeah, definitely asses too
User avatar #215 to #214 - CaptainKill (09/15/2014) [-]
Can you possibly explain why girls find a good ass on a guy attractive? I mean with guys it makes sense to find that trait attractive in women but I don't see how it would make sense the other way around.

I've been told I do have a nice ass though, for whatever that's worth. One time a perverted guy in a class of mine slapped my ass and said "DAYUM JACOB YOU GOT A FINE ASS!"

Needless to say I put him in a headlock and told him to never do that again.
User avatar #216 to #215 - vinylgirl (09/15/2014) [-]
hmm, I dunno really, just something nice, round and tight to grab onto I guess lol

hahaha, pervs everywhere.
But urs is probably muscular right?
Mine is just pure fat lol
User avatar #218 to #216 - CaptainKill (09/15/2014) [-]
Well yea, that's the difference I guess. I have a muscular ass and the ideal feminine ass is fatty but(t) well shaped.
User avatar #219 to #218 - vinylgirl (09/15/2014) [-]
aww yiss
btw, what r u? ass or titsman?
User avatar #220 to #219 - CaptainKill (09/15/2014) [-]
Traditionally I've been much more into boobs but recently I've been gaining an appreciation for the ass and hips. Now I'm more concerned about proportions between the two as opposed to how big or small either is. Also, form is perhaps even more important than size.
User avatar #221 to #220 - vinylgirl (09/15/2014) [-]
oh yeah, that's very true
HUGE tits on skinny body just looks so wrong...
User avatar #222 to #221 - CaptainKill (09/15/2014) [-]
Yep. That and huge but non-shapely boobs are way worse than small but at least nice and round ones.
User avatar #223 to #222 - vinylgirl (09/15/2014) [-]
exactly!

btw, u havent seen any of my **** pics have u? : P
User avatar #224 to #223 - CaptainKill (09/15/2014) [-]
No I have not.

Also I have a question for you: Are you more of a pecs or abs gal?
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User avatar #217 to #216 - vinylgirl (09/15/2014) [-]
but then again
pure fat is what makes it so soft and jiggly lol
User avatar #198 - letriggs (09/11/2014) [-]
www.scorpionsports.eu/english/products/helmets/street-helmets/cross-over/exo-300-air/exo-300-air.html

hey, do you think this would be a good helmet to get? I've looked at reviews for it and it sounds good. It's open face and full face crossover can take the chin guard off but I aint taking that **** off the gunmetal grey one is causing boners
User avatar #199 to #198 - CaptainKill (09/11/2014) [-]
Looks cool but keep in mind that although it technically is a full face helmet, the protection in reality will be more akin to a 3/4 helmet.
User avatar #200 to #199 - letriggs (09/11/2014) [-]
yeah

plus the price is high as ****

also have you heard anything about the Jinlun JL bike?
User avatar #201 to #200 - CaptainKill (09/11/2014) [-]
I have not but it looks cool enough. I'm not sure of the reliability though.
User avatar #202 to #201 - letriggs (09/12/2014) [-]
yeah

my 2 things are reliability and looks

I want something big but everything seems to be small
User avatar #203 to #202 - CaptainKill (09/12/2014) [-]
Big? I'll tell you about big. My hat size is a US 8, 64 cm around, which translates to a XXL by most helmet specs. Sometimes even XXXL.
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User avatar #193 to #192 - CaptainKill (09/04/2014) [-]
M. Discord YES! YES!

mfw

Do people celebrate Halloween where you live? I've heard that there's somewhat of an anti-Halloween movement in many parts of the world, especially Europe.
User avatar #194 to #193 - vinylgirl (09/04/2014) [-]
hehe thanks

oh yeah, in britain we do
it's the rest of europe that doesnt really do it : p
User avatar #195 to #194 - CaptainKill (09/04/2014) [-]
Fools. Not celebrating the most fun day of the year.

Halloween is the only day of the year you can chase someone with a chainsaw and not be arrested for assault.
User avatar #196 to #195 - vinylgirl (09/04/2014) [-]
haha ikr?
User avatar #197 to #196 - CaptainKill (09/04/2014) [-]
Who else have you gone as?
#191 - tridaak ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #187 - vinylgirl (09/01/2014) [-]
Somepony new showed me this and I thought u'd enjoy it too
www.funnyjunk.com/user/vinylgirl/5052#5052
User avatar #188 to #187 - CaptainKill (09/01/2014) [-]
This is one of the coolest things for songs ever.
User avatar #189 to #188 - vinylgirl (09/01/2014) [-]
ikr?
i've been listening to lose ur self to dance on loop for super long xD
User avatar #190 to #189 - CaptainKill (09/01/2014) [-]
I was listening to some covers I made with this. It's pretty nifty.
User avatar #185 - vinylgirl (08/31/2014) [-]
So hows ur stomach doing?
#186 to #185 - CaptainKill (08/31/2014) [-]
Quite well. I just got back from the gym actually.
User avatar #182 to #181 - CaptainKill (08/31/2014) [-]
Handsome Squidward dances while I play fitting music

Squidward is a fabulous ************ .

So how are you doing this fine (rainy, at least here) day?
User avatar #183 to #182 - vinylgirl (08/31/2014) [-]
Squid is the best Ward lol

I am fine on this rainy day, u ? : P
User avatar #184 to #183 - CaptainKill (08/31/2014) [-]
I'm good, feeling a bit sick to my stomach though. If I feel better I think I'll go for a hike.
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User avatar #178 to #177 - CaptainKill (08/17/2014) [-]
I think it looks superb on you. Then again you seem like the kind of person who can do a lot of looks and they all look good. I only say that because I haven't seen a picture of you where you don't look good.
User avatar #179 to #178 - vinylgirl (08/17/2014) [-]
haha thanks xD

yeah, atm I have purple hair like on my avatar

I just really love experiemtning with haircolours/make up
User avatar #180 to #179 - CaptainKill (08/17/2014) [-]
That's cool. I do the same thing with my wardrobe. I have all sorts of outfits, and luckily it seems like I've got the body type and general visage to pull off just about anything I want.
#174 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/16/2014) [-]
I watch magos before now I'm a weeaboo my life is over
#175 to #174 - CaptainKill (08/16/2014) [-]
I'm very sorry to hear that. Here's a sympathy card.
#176 to #175 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/16/2014) [-]
#168 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/16/2014) [-]
Wow a weeaboo and a mlp lover never saw a hydride faggot before
User avatar #169 to #168 - CaptainKill (08/16/2014) [-]
Says the guy posting as anonymous.

Also what in the mother of **** makes you think I'm a weeaboo?
#170 to #169 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/16/2014) [-]
Your shirt 10/10 beard though
User avatar #171 to #170 - CaptainKill (08/16/2014) [-]
Watching one anime (And it's one of the least anime animes there is) doesn't make me a weeaboo.
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User avatar #164 to #163 - CaptainKill (08/12/2014) [-]
Now you've got the idea. That's why I initially deleted a bunch of ponyville folks a few months back, and now that I've talked to you more and actually know something about you, I can keep you on my list.
User avatar #165 to #164 - vinylgirl (08/12/2014) [-]
hehe yeah same here

I guess all of this takes time
Slow and steady
User avatar #166 to #165 - CaptainKill (08/12/2014) [-]
Yep, slow and steady is how friends are made. Easy come, easy go applies just as much to people as it does to anything else.

Also why did you delete your comment?
User avatar #167 to #166 - vinylgirl (08/12/2014) [-]
exactly!

oh just in case someone sees that and asks me to add them.. >//<
I can get very paranoid..
#162 to #161 - CaptainKill (08/09/2014) [-]
Haiiiii pineapple
#158 - randomosity (06/17/2014) [-]
i made a thing i'd thought you'd enjoy it.
#159 to #158 - CaptainKill (06/17/2014) [-]
Nice! Adding that to my Big Mac folder for sure.
User avatar #160 to #159 - randomosity (06/17/2014) [-]
i was practicing my shading ahah. and yay i'm glad you like it.
#150 - pineapplechunkss (06/11/2014) [-]
I take it that your enjoying your time in PV?
User avatar #151 to #150 - CaptainKill (06/11/2014) [-]
I've always enjoyed my time on ponyville.
User avatar #152 to #151 - pineapplechunkss (06/11/2014) [-]
I'm glad I got you in
User avatar #153 to #152 - CaptainKill (06/11/2014) [-]
Anything prompt you to ask?
User avatar #154 to #153 - pineapplechunkss (06/11/2014) [-]
well I noticed you weren't part of a particular thread, but didn't say anything till you started showing Fluttershy in the stalker pics.....

PV is always looking for more people and you seemed like you'd enjoy it ^^
User avatar #155 to #154 - CaptainKill (06/11/2014) [-]
No no I mean why did you ask if i'm enjoying my time in ponyville?
User avatar #156 to #155 - pineapplechunkss (06/11/2014) [-]
just checking up on you, seeing if everything is up to your liking..... but in retrospect... it was a stupid question
User avatar #157 to #156 - CaptainKill (06/11/2014) [-]
Nah it wasn't a stupid question. I thought it was because of all these compliments I got out of nowhere.
#137 - foxrock (05/05/2014) [-]
I've been making gifs!   
I figured you'd enjoy this one.
I've been making gifs!
I figured you'd enjoy this one.
#138 to #137 - CaptainKill (05/05/2014) [-]
You've been leaving gifs around ponyville in case of gif emergency.
You've been leaving gifs around ponyville in case of gif emergency.
#139 to #138 - foxrock (05/05/2014) [-]
Ball emergencies, wee!
User avatar #140 to #139 - CaptainKill (05/05/2014) [-]
Heh heh

You caught me just in time, I was about to go to bed. What are you up to?
#141 to #140 - foxrock (05/05/2014) [-]
Ima post gifs I've made, heh.   
   
And me too!   
I was just messing about on TF2.   
Before that was making gifs.   
Had a tiring day at work, so we should probably keep this short, heh.
Ima post gifs I've made, heh.

And me too!
I was just messing about on TF2.
Before that was making gifs.
Had a tiring day at work, so we should probably keep this short, heh.
User avatar #142 to #141 - CaptainKill (05/05/2014) [-]
Keeping it short is fine with me. Except when I'm in bed with my fiancee.

Today I didn't really do much except practice a presentation for Russian that I need to do tomorrow. I'm happy to see that I actually seem to know my lines because I know the language and not just because I memorized them.

Also ponyville was being bit dramatic today for my taste. Moth deleted his account for like 2 hours and everybody started posting about it, then he came back and it was like it never happened. Also a lot of people were vaugebooking.
#143 to #142 - foxrock (05/05/2014) [-]
I can only bet one of those people was satrenko, lol.   
He always does that.   
   
I wasn't aware moth disabled his account, though.    
It was probably for attention. I don't mean that in a bad way, sometimes even good people just want attention.
I can only bet one of those people was satrenko, lol.
He always does that.

I wasn't aware moth disabled his account, though.
It was probably for attention. I don't mean that in a bad way, sometimes even good people just want attention.
User avatar #144 to #143 - CaptainKill (05/05/2014) [-]
Actually it was triggs, faggit, and beta this time.
#145 to #144 - foxrock (05/05/2014) [-]
I can understand beta and letrigg, but Christa?   
Vaguebooking? Hmmmm.......
I can understand beta and letrigg, but Christa?
Vaguebooking? Hmmmm.......
User avatar #146 to #145 - CaptainKill (05/05/2014) [-]
Yea she said something about dogs not betraying her like humans do.
#147 to #146 - foxrock (05/05/2014) [-]
Hah, I'll be damned if that isn't an obvious vaugebook.   
   
gif related, I made it!
Hah, I'll be damned if that isn't an obvious vaugebook.

gif related, I made it!
User avatar #148 to #147 - CaptainKill (05/05/2014) [-]
Awww reminds me of my dogs.

Welp I should hit the shower and then brush my teeth. I'l catch you later!
#149 to #148 - foxrock (05/05/2014) [-]
Good night!
Good night!
#79 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Thanks to you, I found this song, and I love it!
Thanks to you, I found this song, and I love it!

Muse - Knights of Cydonia
User avatar #121 to #79 - CaptainKill (05/03/2014) [-]
Nah I'm not THAT big of a fan, I just played it about a month ago and thought it was a cool outfit and it would freak people out on Halloween.

I won't deny it though, when it comes to games and movies I have a pretty twisted selection in my library among more innocent games. That's what's weird about me, I can play a game like Manhunt, and then switch over to something like Scooby Doo Night of 100 Frights and enjoy it all the same.
#122 to #121 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
And again, here I am, wearing cat onesies for Halloween!

How is that weird? That's not weird.
I too enjoy the occasional gory game. Though I don't play much of them cause
1. I don't have a console, and
2. My laptop can't run **** .
User avatar #123 to #122 - CaptainKill (05/03/2014) [-]
Well, most people aren't like that. I don't know anyone else who switches like that, except you apparently!

I respect you for it though!
#124 to #123 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Really?
I would've thought most people could easily just play any genre of games.
User avatar #125 to #124 - CaptainKill (05/03/2014) [-]
Well, different genres are one thing. Extreme violence being the centerpoint of a game compared to something more innocent is something else entirely.
#126 to #125 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Does Killing Floor count as a violent game?
Cause I ******* love that game, I've got over 300 hours of gameplay in it.
User avatar #127 to #126 - CaptainKill (05/03/2014) [-]
It's violent yes, but it's a different sort of thing. Manhunt and Condemned are melee focused which is pretty brutal and graphic, while Killing Floor and other shooters like that are bloody but the gunplay takes down the intensity a bit to me. It's like why movies about serial killers using knives or chainsaws is often more graphic than action films, there's something much more brutal in nature about melee.
#128 to #127 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Um, have you ever played KF, by any chance?
It's the greatest zombie co-op of all time.
**** L4D2, that stuff is pussy **** .
User avatar #129 to #128 - CaptainKill (05/03/2014) [-]
Nope. I haven't. Me and co-op never did get along in the online community.
#130 to #129 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Oh...
Hey, you up for some TF2?
Ehe.
I wanna blow people up!
User avatar #131 to #130 - CaptainKill (05/03/2014) [-]
Sure, just give me a few minutes to finish some quesadillas I made.
User avatar #132 to #131 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Woo, sounds tasty!
Join me whenever you want!
I probably won't stay too long, though, since it's already 1am.

Here's something for ya!

Primal Scream - Jailbird
User avatar #133 to #132 - CaptainKill (05/03/2014) [-]
How can I join the game you're in?
User avatar #134 to #133 - foxrock (05/04/2014) [-]
Oh, just click on the little arrow next to my name on your friends list (the friends window) and click on join game.
User avatar #135 to #134 - CaptainKill (05/04/2014) [-]
Actually I'm ready to go right now so can we form up in a lobby or something?
User avatar #136 to #135 - foxrock (05/04/2014) [-]
I'll just invite you, lol, there are no lobbies unless we're playing mvm, which is co-op.
User avatar #100 to #79 - CaptainKill (05/03/2014) [-]
If I may make a recommendation, do cardio after you workout your muscles. It provides something called "the afterburner effect" and helps burn more calories. Also, doing lifting after cardio is harder than doing cardio after weights.
#101 to #100 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Really?
I always found it to be the other way around, since it's harder to do a pushup if I'm not pumped.
But hey, you're the expert!
User avatar #102 to #101 - CaptainKill (05/03/2014) [-]
Well that may be very well true for pushups because that's a completely chest/triceps workout, neither of which is worked out by running. Back, core and legs however, different story.
#103 to #102 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Have I ever told you I used to be a chubby kid, haha?
Back when I lived in America.
Man, I had the chubbiest cheeks in all of Floridian middle school history.
Also moobs and chubby tummy galore.
User avatar #104 to #103 - CaptainKill (05/03/2014) [-]
Oh really? I used to be a bit chubby too when I was in elementary school, but then it stayed off as I grew into early high school luckily.
#105 to #104 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Yep. I lost weight and got taller when I moved out of America and stopped eating so goddamn much, lol.

Then I came here and I went to the gym for about a year, maybe more, and that's when I developed broad shoulders.
User avatar #106 to #105 - CaptainKill (05/03/2014) [-]
Ahhhh shoulders, a very underrated muscle.

Do you know what kind of weight you can lift for the most popular exercises?
User avatar #108 to #106 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
also brb
#107 to #106 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
I love my shoulders, I think, more than any other part of my body.

Um... no? lol
User avatar #109 to #107 - CaptainKill (05/03/2014) [-]
Everyday is shoulder day.

Awww that's too bad. I always find that interesting just for comparison sake.
User avatar #110 to #109 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
I don't even really know what you meant by your question, sorry lol...
User avatar #111 to #110 - CaptainKill (05/03/2014) [-]
I just mean I like seeing how much other people can lift.
User avatar #112 to #111 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Ohhh I see what you mean.
Hmm... nah I don't really know. I mean, I don't even remember how much I did back when I used to go to the gym, heh.
#113 to #112 - CaptainKill (05/03/2014) [-]
Oh well...

Be careful when you begin, or else this might happen to you!

I once had to save a guy from being crushed by a barbell because he was benchpressing wayyyy too much.
User avatar #114 to #113 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Hahaha, that pic made me laugh more than it should.

Funnily enough, that's one way to kill a guy in Hitman: Blood Money haha.
User avatar #115 to #114 - CaptainKill (05/03/2014) [-]
Oh really? That'd be a cool one to add to Manhunt.
User avatar #116 to #115 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Manhunt?
#117 to #116 - CaptainKill (05/03/2014) [-]
A stealth based survival horror game released by Rockstar in 2004. It got a lot of controversy due to it's graphic executions and it's banned in many countries. The sequel was even gorier and got banned in even more countries.

Manhunt 2 PC Extended Executions with Static Camera This shows some of the executions from Manhunt 2, but they're toned down in this video because they're from the PS2 which was censored considerably compared to the original on the PC, which I happen to have.

Perhaps you can see why people got butthurt over it lol.
User avatar #118 to #117 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Holy **** , haha... they really seem to have outdone themselves with the gory sound effects lol
#119 to #118 - CaptainKill (05/03/2014) [-]
Yea some of it is pretty ridiculous, but it's all in good fun and it's all to people who had it coming anyway.

I actually want to dress up as one of the gang members in Manhunt for Halloween this year. I made the mask but it still needs a few touchups, and I need the outfit put together.
#120 to #119 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
You're quite the fan of it, huh?   
   
And I'm just here, playing cartoony games like TF2 (although it does get bloody) and Legend of Zelda.
You're quite the fan of it, huh?

And I'm just here, playing cartoony games like TF2 (although it does get bloody) and Legend of Zelda.
User avatar #80 to #79 - CaptainKill (05/03/2014) [-]
I'm surprised you didn't know it before!
User avatar #81 to #80 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Naaah I don't really listen to Muse hah...
I only like a couple of their songs.
User avatar #82 to #81 - CaptainKill (05/03/2014) [-]
Me too, but back in the day of Guitar Hero ruling the world, this song was popular with my friends.
#83 to #82 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Heh, I never really played Guitar Hero either...

Well, I can't know it all, haha!
User avatar #84 to #83 - CaptainKill (05/03/2014) [-]
So how you doing, foxxy?
#85 to #84 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Very good! Yes!
Though just a bit cold, gah...
It's gotten colder this week and our usual ****** weather has come to haunt us.

You?
User avatar #86 to #85 - CaptainKill (05/03/2014) [-]
Take a warm hug! <HUG>

I'm pretty well. I had work in the morning, and I worked out afterwards. I weighed myself in and I was extremely pleased to see I finally achieved my goal of getting up to 100 kgs in weight! It sounds soooo awesome to have a triple digit weight.
#87 to #86 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Congrats!   
Even though it means practically nothing to me, haha...   
   
You could've told me some exaggerated weight and I wouldn't doubt it for a second.
Congrats!
Even though it means practically nothing to me, haha...

You could've told me some exaggerated weight and I wouldn't doubt it for a second.
User avatar #88 to #87 - CaptainKill (05/03/2014) [-]
Well, anything much more than that and I'm either lying to you or I'm on steroids lol.
User avatar #89 to #88 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Well, yeah lol.
But if you tell someone who doesn't understand anything about computers that you overclocked your gpu or something and it runs at, I dunno, 4.3GHz or something, and be all excited, they'd ask you, "is that a lot?"

Yeah, it's the same here lol.
User avatar #90 to #89 - CaptainKill (05/03/2014) [-]
Oh, ok I get you. I just figured since body weight is something I would assume most people are familiar with it would be a little easier to put into perspective.

Well if it helps, basically I'm a heavyweight in every boxing or wrestling organization there is. The only class above that is super heavyweight but that is reserved for fighters who are insanely tall and massive, usually because they're fat. You at 66kgs would be a featherweight, the third lightest class.
#91 to #90 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
66kg?

I'm 75kg...

I never in my life would never ever EVER have thought I would be called featherweight...
I can't be that skinny, can I...?
User avatar #92 to #91 - CaptainKill (05/03/2014) [-]
Ohhhh ok I mixed you up with somebody else. Sorry. That puts you at welterweight, which is just below middleweights which is...in the middle lol.
#93 to #92 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Ahhh hahaha now that makes more sense lol.   
   
Being called featherweight made me feel pretty weird, lol.
Ahhh hahaha now that makes more sense lol.

Being called featherweight made me feel pretty weird, lol.
User avatar #94 to #93 - CaptainKill (05/03/2014) [-]
Yea I thought that was weird too, but with your small bone structure it wouldn't exactly surprise me.

My brother wrestled in high school and he's basically the opposite of me. He weighed 55 kgs and was a flyweight, which is the lightest weight class there is. It's a pretty funny juxtaposition to me. He even called me fat once because of it lol.
#95 to #94 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Hey, being skinny to the point of looking anorexic ain't exactly a big plus either!
Hey, being skinny to the point of looking anorexic ain't exactly a big plus either!
User avatar #96 to #95 - CaptainKill (05/03/2014) [-]
I'm not even fat! I'm 11% bodyfat which is very low by average standards!
#97 to #96 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
All muscle, baby.
All muscle, baby.
#98 to #97 - CaptainKill (05/03/2014) [-]
Close lol.

Did you do anymore running by chance?
User avatar #99 to #98 - foxrock (05/03/2014) [-]
Oh my God hahahaha, Bulk Biceps is even funnier in the comics...

I did! Though I skipped out on today's...
I've also been doing a couple of pushups after my jogs.
#78 - foxrock (04/11/2014) [-]
Sup man.   
I remember now what electro song has an accordion in it.   
Dunno if you remember when you asked me if I knew more songs like it.   
But this is one of the more popular examples. I'm much more familiar with the second version though.
Sup man.
I remember now what electro song has an accordion in it.
Dunno if you remember when you asked me if I knew more songs like it.
But this is one of the more popular examples. I'm much more familiar with the second version though.

Edward Maya & Mia Martina - Stereo Love (Ultra Music) dj team stereo love
#73 - randomosity (03/11/2014) [-]
hai thur
#74 to #73 - CaptainKill (03/11/2014) [-]
Ahoy hoy! Haven't seen you in awhile. How's it been?
User avatar #75 to #74 - randomosity (03/11/2014) [-]
yeee I know. I've been kill. uhm pretty good I suppose and you?
#76 to #75 - CaptainKill (03/11/2014) [-]
I've been fine. I just got back from the gym and now I need to go to work. Unfortunately we'll have to catch up later!
I've been fine. I just got back from the gym and now I need to go to work. Unfortunately we'll have to catch up later!
User avatar #77 to #76 - randomosity (03/11/2014) [-]
haha okey.
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