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#2 - My soon to be ex wife is asking for 500 each kid in child supp…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2015 on help me guys +1
User avatar #5 - admin (04/11/2015) [-]

now that's a real fucking problem
#7 - John Cena (04/11/2015) [-]
, you're a dick. OP's problems are terrible for OP, CampPen's problems are terrible for CampPen, it's all relative. But demeaning OP by saying 'now there's a REAL problem' is just being a dick.

Your site's in the financial shitter, but compared to America's national debt that's nothing. So obviously your problems aren't important.

To OP: The world's still turning, and there's still people on it, so don't worry about dying alone just yet. Why not try to see the fun in having no relationship stress and just going to do whatever the hell you want to do. You're a free son now, go kick life's ass.
User avatar #9 - admin (04/11/2015) [-]
how dare you judge my problems

i'm offended and triggered
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User avatar #4 - meowmeowman (01/15/2015) [-]
First off, thank you for serving, Second, be the best you can for your kids, send them letters in the mail, kids love that, I know I did. I hope and pray you'll get over this.
Have you considered writing about your experiences? The ones you can talk about at least.
User avatar #5 - CampPen (01/15/2015) [-]
Those are both really great ideas! I am pretty sure I could talk about most things I did in the Marines and it doesn't have to be all about war. Wouldn't people be interested in the stupid shit we did? Like we made a virgin lose it to a nasty hooker?? I love the idea of writing to my kids. I'm sure they would love that too.
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User avatar #15 - ablazingspitfire (11/25/2014) [-]
I understand this is a rather late post.
I saw your post "Read my comments" a few hours ago but my internet crashed and forgot to message you about it.

I just wanted you to know that suicide may be an option but it's a cowards way out and you've proven yourself to have more courage than that in even just posting that.

I also just wanted you to know that I'm here for you if you ever just need someone to talk to, I've been through some things in my life that were... let's say less than fun.

Keep your head up man, there is always a little rain before the rainbow.
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