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#117 - why is captain america a fag? 02/19/2011 on Superhero Dinosaurs +2
#115 - its only Marvel heroes 02/19/2011 on Superhero Dinosaurs +2
#867 - FJ never had memes, commenting, picture commenting, or any rat… 02/18/2011 on Tumblr Takedown 0
#58 - definitely false. How about I hit you in the head with a baseb…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/16/2011 on Creepy Early Surgical Tools +2
User avatar #77 - bigbaddrag (02/17/2011) [-]
lol the nerves are on the outside of the skull, under the skin, move those out of the way and you won't feel it, the nerves throughout the rest of your body may pick up the vibrations of the impact though.

ad the brain doesn't feel anything, it just interprets the signals sent to it by your nerves
User avatar #64 - divviyday (02/16/2011) [-]
your brain is insensitive to pain.
#72 - anonexplains (02/16/2011) [-]
Even if that was true...listening to someone with trollface as their picture might not be the wisest of choices.
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#55 - what in the HELL did you think it was?? 02/16/2011 on Creepy Early Surgical Tools +24
#41 - exactly how Thomas Jefferson's slaves Valentines Day went duri… 02/16/2011 on Valentine's Day +3
#65 - girl: I need a guy whos hot, has money and has a bad side. … 02/15/2011 on Douchebag Boyfriend +7
#201 - its not bad ass at all. Its called Ehler's Danlose. I have it,… 02/15/2011 on Most stupid talents 0
#168 - there is a soft tissue disorder that makes all of your soft ti…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/15/2011 on Most stupid talents +1
#198 - dustos (02/15/2011) [-]
so is wolverines...
your point is?
User avatar #201 - Cambro (02/15/2011) [-]
its not bad ass at all. Its called Ehler's Danlose. I have it, it just makes your organs floppy. I'm Mr.Fantastic without the fantastic. Scratch that, more like STretch Arm Strong when the cornsyrup dries
#135 - I choose you! 02/13/2011 on how i want a guy to ask me +8
#134 - Picture 02/13/2011 on how i want a guy to ask me 0
#657 - TOOOOMAAAACCOOOOOO! 02/13/2011 on Trollology +12
#18 - the appendix actually DOES have worth as we have found now. It… 02/13/2011 on Biology 101 0
#2 - Left 4 Dead: Scooby Doo 02/12/2011 on good old days +2
#175 - DavemasteR, you have been back only a few days and Funnyjunk i… 02/12/2011 on REPOST +8
#34 - Jesus can get away for anythng because of what he did. &quo… 02/11/2011 on Suddenly Jesus +11
#347 - is that the "i wanna see your peacock chatroullette" guy?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2011 on Songs in Real Life +8
User avatar #367 - valchon (02/09/2011) [-]
#114 - hipster cat? He was way to mainstream for hipster ariel 02/09/2011 on Hipster Ariels +14
#319 - you just need a sparkler firework or anything with magnesium p…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2011 on Are You Fucking Kidding Me? 0
User avatar #322 - bakonforall (02/09/2011) [-]
... that doesn't count as troll logic, but i don't doubt that it will work
#412 - yeah, thats actually the point the guy decided to argue with m…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2011 on ADVICE GOD COMP! 0
#413 - lgfuad (02/09/2011) [-]
yeah nothing about that can proven for a fact. its all based on beliefs and what a person believes rarely changes in almost any matter, not just religion, but ESPECIALLY in religion.
#119 - i was fappin' away earlier and i saw my first anal prolapse...… 02/08/2011 on How to ask someone out (DESC!) +8
#1 - Picture 02/08/2011 on Jersey Shore +3
#162 - Picture 02/08/2011 on Fj Monopoly! 0
#2 - Because rapists never win see profile pic 02/08/2011 on PACKERS! 0
#301 - you look like Andy Warski's friend 02/08/2011 on forever aloone -2


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#31 - cognosceteipsum has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #31 - Cambro (08/22/2014) [-]
I have said before that I can do no speaking to your religious experiences whether they be genuine or not, but if you are fully convinced that they were religious in nature and your faculties were properly functioning at the time that I have no choice but to believe you (why would you lie about that anyway?).

You'll decide your own theology and it'll come from Bible reading, research, and your own experience. If you're really serious about it I suggest finding a pastor to talk to. There are a lot of new Christian services at almost every church.

I wish to emphasize this before going any farther: Read Galatians 2. When you become a Christian you are crucified with Christ. You have taken that sinful body and put it in the tomb where Jesus lay. But you also will attain that resurrection as He walked out of the tomb. We will always be sinful until we reach full perfection in our fully resurrected bodies, but we also are new creations right now. Also read Ephesians 4:22-24. We, as Christians, are tasked to "put off our old self" and "put on our new self" with and through Christ. We become holy beings by our prayer and dedication to Christ.

Now about "little flawed" you--God doesn't see that. Read Romans 8. Christians are adopted children of God and are co-heirs with Christ. When Christ died for you he forgave all your sins; past, present, and future. There is no guilt needed. Forgive yourself, because Christ has forgiven you. If you feel immense shame and like you are not pleasing God, you are not experiencing God's love. God loves you as a gift, not because of anything you've done. For if you could earn God's love, righteousness could be obtained for unrighteous means. This is a contradiction. Love and forgiveness must come as a gift regardless of your actions. And surely it does. Christ has saved you simply because he loves you and there is no "flaw" that will block you from God's love.

And about the worldview? That will most definitely change, but let it come as it comes. What happens happens. Like Solomon, pray for wisdom and it will find you. Like Joshua, meditate on the Word and do not move left or right from it. Ask, seek, knock, and you will find. God does not hide Himself forever. Whatever you need be revealed to you will be.
User avatar #33 to #32 - solomon (08/22/2014) [-]
he's right you know^ my dad is a pastor (which you can probably guess where i got my name from) he always suggests people read from john through the rest of the bible. mainly written by paul. it will give insight to what to do, what to avoid (in most of pauls letters it ends with things to stray away from, but also be weary of the time period as well) if you have any questions, ask
User avatar #25 - cognosceteipsum (08/04/2014) [-]
cambro have you turned off your notification for people who post on your profile?
User avatar #26 to #25 - Cambro (08/04/2014) [-]
No, they're on. I just haven't replied to you yet
User avatar #27 to #26 - cognosceteipsum (08/04/2014) [-]
Ok! I didn't want to... annoy you or anything. I was just curious since I'm eventually going to lose my virginity in a few days
User avatar #28 to #27 - Cambro (08/04/2014) [-]
I think lustful thoughts are a sin. That means porn is a sin as well as masturbation. I disagree with sex before marriage not only because of all the unity imagery involved with it, but also the risks that come with it.

1. STDs if you are having sex with multiple partners. And if you aren't married, there is a high chance of having sex with multiple partners.
2. It can create a child without a good parent basis. I think abortion is wrong, and what are the chances of you staying with a girl who is knocked up? And if you get married because she is preggers, what are the chances of a good relationship? This is avoided if you get married first and already establish a good environment for a family to be planted.
3. I think sex is a sacred act and abuse of it hurts a lot of people psychologically and emotionally. Can you separate emotion from the physical? And if not, does the physical not run the risk of multiplying the damages of emotional harm should something go wrong? It is another risk that can be more avoided if you are already married.

But you have to make your own decisions about it. There are alternative arguments. I just don't find them convincing.
User avatar #30 to #28 - cognosceteipsum (08/22/2014) [-]
I agree with you now.
User avatar #29 to #28 - cognosceteipsum (08/04/2014) [-]
Good point, bit I'm not sure if you're suffering from confirmation bias or not. Yeah I'll try it out and decide for myself
User avatar #24 - cognosceteipsum (08/04/2014) [-]
What's your opinion on fapping / sexual morality?
#23 - anonexplains (07/15/2014) [-]
I realized that God exists. God is the embodiment of the good in our soul. The soul is all our good qualities.
User avatar #22 - revengeforfreeze (06/04/2014) [-]
You seem quite intelligent, I have added you because of that
User avatar #21 - coopergrimm (03/05/2014) [-]
Heyyyyyyy gurl

I haven't posted a comment on FJ in like a year. Thought I would make it special by telling you that I love you.

User avatar #20 - thebritishguy (03/02/2014) [-]
Perhaps you didn't understand my answer very much. Truth is all that means anything to me as a rationalist, I do not have it in me to say "Well this isn't true but it is a comfortable thought so I'll dwell on it". So looking for Truth and critical thinking are the only methods I can use to perceive the world. I couldn't purposely delude myself or give credit to delusions, it's against my nature.
User avatar #18 - revengeforfreeze (02/21/2014) [-]
plz respond
User avatar #19 to #18 - Cambro (02/21/2014) [-]
why what?
User avatar #17 - revengeforfreeze (02/20/2014) [-]
Y u do dis bro
User avatar #16 - alexclement (07/31/2013) [-]
Do you want your FJ points m8?
#15 - anonexplains (06/13/2013) [-]
hey man i just want to thank you for coming to the religion board. the level of discourse has dramatically increased since you've arrived
#14 - anonexplains (06/05/2013) [-]
you should visit the religion board and take on the atheists more often. the way you pwned noblexfenrir was magnificent
User avatar #12 - wolfdogone (12/19/2012) [-]
Hey man, love the riddles. I found this ( [url deleted] ) and was gonna post it myself, but since the idea's originally yours I figured I'd let you do it. Some of them are pretty easy to get, but if you can't figure some out, let me know.
User avatar #13 to #12 - wolfdogone (12/19/2012) [-]
Sorry, here's the link again

http:// www. scaryforkids. com/ facebook-statuses/
User avatar #11 - iwasawa ONLINE (12/18/2012) [-]
Nice going with the riddles, bro. I like them very much, please do try to better yourself at explaining the answers, I mean if you don't know yourself there is not much we can do but guess, still keep it up, =).
User avatar #8 - coopergrimm (05/16/2012) [-]

The guy on the left looks just like you.
User avatar #9 to #9 - Cambro (05/17/2012) [-]
#5 - Serdiak **User deleted account** (07/05/2010) [-]
dude you need to make that its hilarious!
User avatar #4 - Zylox (05/16/2010) [-]
nice avatar
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