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#56 - Blacks actually are at a higher risk for heart disease than ot… 03/21/2015 on "Clever title" +1
#100093 - I strongly dislike Joel Olsteen because of his preaching of &q… 01/28/2015 on Religion Board 0
#100091 - The body is not a commodity, it is a person. So ethics applies…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2015 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #100133 - cleverguy (01/29/2015) [-]
but do those rules apply if the person is doing it to themselves? is it even possible for a person to treat themselves as a means?
#100090 - Yep, and a bit of Aristotle 01/28/2015 on Religion Board 0
#100089 - No, no. Not at all. He is arguing that if thought arose out of…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/28/2015 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #100132 - cleverguy (01/29/2015) [-]
but that's not a good reason not to trust logical thought
#28 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2015 on Women broken down +12
#32 - anonymous (01/27/2015) [-]
You should see all those "extras/features" and "Episode 0"s they make, in which all they do is suck up to feminists and claim women have been oppressed for all of history and endlessly parrot the same inane sentence over and over again saying they think of women as people and that that's radical.
#100061 - There is a more modern version of this argument aimed specific…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/27/2015 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #100063 - cleverguy (01/27/2015) [-]
interesting but the argument in the photo is a paradox anyway since he's using logical thought to argue that logical thought is wrong
User avatar #100089 - Cambro (01/28/2015) [-]
No, no. Not at all. He is arguing that if thought arose out of naturalism then we would have no reason to trust logical thought. Thought, he is arguing, is only possible with a theist belief set (which he has).
User avatar #100132 - cleverguy (01/29/2015) [-]
but that's not a good reason not to trust logical thought
#100060 - Ownership, I believe, is a societal construction. Something is…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/27/2015 on Religion Board 0
#100079 - anonymous (01/27/2015) [-]
Immanuel Kkant
User avatar #100090 - Cambro (01/28/2015) [-]
Yep, and a bit of Aristotle
User avatar #100068 - cleverguy (01/27/2015) [-]
the reason i brought up ownership of the body is because it is relevant to philosophical debate about things like suicide and prostitution or maybe even any kind of manual labor if you want to take it that far. basically, are those things ethical?
User avatar #100091 - Cambro (01/28/2015) [-]
The body is not a commodity, it is a person. So ethics applies like it would for people: is the person treating themself as a means or an end? Ethical questions hinge there
User avatar #100133 - cleverguy (01/29/2015) [-]
but do those rules apply if the person is doing it to themselves? is it even possible for a person to treat themselves as a means?
#125 - Its not hallucinating, but reading is a highly interesting phe… 12/12/2014 on Reading 0
#192 - To everyone saying that the coin might be worth something: …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on Heil Hitler +1
#199 - asliceoffriedgold (12/04/2014) [-]
It's probably not worth that much.
It's a reichspfennig from 1937 that's in roughly average condition. Depending on the denomination and where it was minted it could be worth between 17 dollars and virtually nothing.

Source: I'm a coin collector

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User avatar #32 to #31 - Cambro (08/22/2014) [-]
I have said before that I can do no speaking to your religious experiences whether they be genuine or not, but if you are fully convinced that they were religious in nature and your faculties were properly functioning at the time that I have no choice but to believe you (why would you lie about that anyway?).

You'll decide your own theology and it'll come from Bible reading, research, and your own experience. If you're really serious about it I suggest finding a pastor to talk to. There are a lot of new Christian services at almost every church.

I wish to emphasize this before going any farther: Read Galatians 2. When you become a Christian you are crucified with Christ. You have taken that sinful body and put it in the tomb where Jesus lay. But you also will attain that resurrection as He walked out of the tomb. We will always be sinful until we reach full perfection in our fully resurrected bodies, but we also are new creations right now. Also read Ephesians 4:22-24. We, as Christians, are tasked to "put off our old self" and "put on our new self" with and through Christ. We become holy beings by our prayer and dedication to Christ.

Now about "little flawed" you--God doesn't see that. Read Romans 8. Christians are adopted children of God and are co-heirs with Christ. When Christ died for you he forgave all your sins; past, present, and future. There is no guilt needed. Forgive yourself, because Christ has forgiven you. If you feel immense shame and like you are not pleasing God, you are not experiencing God's love. God loves you as a gift, not because of anything you've done. For if you could earn God's love, righteousness could be obtained for unrighteous means. This is a contradiction. Love and forgiveness must come as a gift regardless of your actions. And surely it does. Christ has saved you simply because he loves you and there is no "flaw" that will block you from God's love.

And about the worldview? That will most definitely change, but let it come as it comes. What happens happens. Like Solomon, pray for wisdom and it will find you. Like Joshua, meditate on the Word and do not move left or right from it. Ask, seek, knock, and you will find. God does not hide Himself forever. Whatever you need be revealed to you will be.
User avatar #33 to #32 - solomon (08/22/2014) [-]
he's right you know^ my dad is a pastor (which you can probably guess where i got my name from) he always suggests people read from john through the rest of the bible. mainly written by paul. it will give insight to what to do, what to avoid (in most of pauls letters it ends with things to stray away from, but also be weary of the time period as well) if you have any questions, ask
User avatar #25 - cognosceteipsum (08/04/2014) [-]
cambro have you turned off your notification for people who post on your profile?
User avatar #26 to #25 - Cambro (08/04/2014) [-]
No, they're on. I just haven't replied to you yet
User avatar #27 to #26 - cognosceteipsum (08/04/2014) [-]
Ok! I didn't want to... annoy you or anything. I was just curious since I'm eventually going to lose my virginity in a few days
User avatar #28 to #27 - Cambro (08/04/2014) [-]
I think lustful thoughts are a sin. That means porn is a sin as well as masturbation. I disagree with sex before marriage not only because of all the unity imagery involved with it, but also the risks that come with it.

1. STDs if you are having sex with multiple partners. And if you aren't married, there is a high chance of having sex with multiple partners.
2. It can create a child without a good parent basis. I think abortion is wrong, and what are the chances of you staying with a girl who is knocked up? And if you get married because she is preggers, what are the chances of a good relationship? This is avoided if you get married first and already establish a good environment for a family to be planted.
3. I think sex is a sacred act and abuse of it hurts a lot of people psychologically and emotionally. Can you separate emotion from the physical? And if not, does the physical not run the risk of multiplying the damages of emotional harm should something go wrong? It is another risk that can be more avoided if you are already married.

But you have to make your own decisions about it. There are alternative arguments. I just don't find them convincing.
User avatar #30 to #28 - cognosceteipsum (08/22/2014) [-]
I agree with you now.
User avatar #29 to #28 - cognosceteipsum (08/04/2014) [-]
Good point, bit I'm not sure if you're suffering from confirmation bias or not. Yeah I'll try it out and decide for myself
User avatar #24 - cognosceteipsum (08/04/2014) [-]
What's your opinion on fapping / sexual morality?
#23 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [-]
I realized that God exists. God is the embodiment of the good in our soul. The soul is all our good qualities.
User avatar #22 - revengeforfreeze (06/04/2014) [-]
You seem quite intelligent, I have added you because of that
User avatar #21 - coopergrimm (03/05/2014) [-]
Heyyyyyyy gurl

I haven't posted a comment on FJ in like a year. Thought I would make it special by telling you that I love you.

User avatar #20 - thebritishguy (03/02/2014) [-]
Perhaps you didn't understand my answer very much. Truth is all that means anything to me as a rationalist, I do not have it in me to say "Well this isn't true but it is a comfortable thought so I'll dwell on it". So looking for Truth and critical thinking are the only methods I can use to perceive the world. I couldn't purposely delude myself or give credit to delusions, it's against my nature.
User avatar #18 - revengeforfreeze (02/21/2014) [-]
plz respond
User avatar #19 to #18 - Cambro (02/21/2014) [-]
why what?
User avatar #17 - revengeforfreeze (02/20/2014) [-]
Y u do dis bro
User avatar #16 - alexclement (07/31/2013) [-]
Do you want your FJ points m8?
#15 - anonymous (06/13/2013) [-]
hey man i just want to thank you for coming to the religion board. the level of discourse has dramatically increased since you've arrived
#14 - anonymous (06/05/2013) [-]
you should visit the religion board and take on the atheists more often. the way you pwned noblexfenrir was magnificent
User avatar #12 - wolfdogone (12/19/2012) [-]
Hey man, love the riddles. I found this ( [url deleted] ) and was gonna post it myself, but since the idea's originally yours I figured I'd let you do it. Some of them are pretty easy to get, but if you can't figure some out, let me know.
User avatar #13 to #12 - wolfdogone (12/19/2012) [-]
Sorry, here's the link again

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User avatar #11 - iwasawa (12/18/2012) [-]
Nice going with the riddles, bro. I like them very much, please do try to better yourself at explaining the answers, I mean if you don't know yourself there is not much we can do but guess, still keep it up, =).
User avatar #8 - coopergrimm (05/16/2012) [-]

The guy on the left looks just like you.
User avatar #9 to #9 - Cambro (05/17/2012) [-]
#5 - Serdiak **User deleted account** (07/05/2010) [-]
dude you need to make that its hilarious!
User avatar #4 - Zylox (05/16/2010) [-]
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