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CakeOrDeath

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Date Signed Up:2/15/2010
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Total Comments Made:1471
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    Fuck Yeah ! Fuck Yeah !
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    Dirty Elmo Dirty Elmo
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    Kill it with fire ! Kill it with fire !
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#181 - That last ******* guy. Oh my god I lost my ****.. 06/19/2015 on Return of the Dank WebM +1
#125 - Picture 06/08/2015 on MRW when my PC turned on... 0
#100 - I love how people are using the rules of the english language …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/02/2015 on gifs -3
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#114 - stifflimb (05/02/2015) [-]
If it the world does not revolve around me why would it matter if I say it as gif instead?
#106 - merrrione (05/02/2015) [-]
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#105 - exceeding (05/02/2015) [-]
gif*
#572 - indeed 01/20/2015 on Almost one with the FJ 0
#91 - I tremble with excitement when my state gets recognized public…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on Truth +1
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#97 - unikornanarkyh (11/12/2014) [-]
FUCKING MINNESOTA!
#7016 - **CakeOrDeath rolls 9,106** 07/07/2014 on Train, Game 0
#43 - What to say when a bitch pulls the "Is it in?" **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on sex 0
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#49 - rebby (06/23/2014) [-]
unless shes aware vaginas dont get loose
then it makes your dick seem even smaller
#44 - But the note was never even folded. Am I supposed to believe G…  [+] (16 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Daughters letter to google 0
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#51 - UnaOWNED (06/23/2014) [-]
Or maybe it was given to the father when he went to fuckin' work?
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#47 - warioteam (06/23/2014) [-]
its printed.
(as in, google sent it through email or something and it was printed to hang on a wall or sommin i dunno)
#50 - comradewinter (06/23/2014) [-]
Who the fuck signs a document with a marker and scans it to deliver it digitally?
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#53 - thirdjess (06/23/2014) [-]
It's pretty standard actually, to have a digital copy of your signature.
#55 - comradewinter (06/23/2014) [-]
Not in marker.
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#58 - thirdjess (06/23/2014) [-]
And I've also just noticed, the crayon and the marker were likely the same colour.
#59 - comradewinter (06/23/2014) [-]
Dark green and light blue are pretty easy to distinguish if you ask me.

But really, no self-respecting businessmen will have a digital signature with a marker. And even if they did scan it, it wouldn't be as clear. Which means it was directly added on paper, one which was never folded. Hence the only reasonable explanation is that the letter was handed to him personally, and was taken utmost care for on the way home.

Or it was faked. Anyone can do that.
#60 - thirdjess (06/23/2014) [-]
The marker and the crayon are the same colour, but because crayons are pigmented wax they photograph lighter. Try it yourself if you have crayons.

Again, it's a letter from google - who probably in some way or another did this for publicity - to a very, very young girl. The logo and font are ridiculously huge for legibility (like childrens books, you might find), is it so unreasonable to think that they might add a marker signature for whimsy?
#61 - comradewinter (06/23/2014) [-]
So they use the exact same crayon as the girl. I dunno man. That seems like a blunder in staging. Lots of these things are staged for publicity, or by clients for attention.
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#62 - thirdjess (06/23/2014) [-]
Look honestly, if I were trying to stage this I would go online and download a google letterhead (not hard to find). Yes, it could be staged, but so what if it is, and who gives a shit.
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#57 - thirdjess (06/23/2014) [-]
Not to mention the fact that the letter was to a little girl, look at the size of that font.
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#56 - thirdjess (06/23/2014) [-]
It's google. They're the corporation version of that annoying teenage girl who insists they are 'random' and 'quirky'.
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#72 - joemoearigato (06/23/2014) [-]
So... where is the first and second Jess?
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#145 - thirdjess (06/24/2014) [-]
Red thumb banned. Though I suppose they're unbanned now since admin did a ban wipe.
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#46 - pickaxe (06/23/2014) [-]
could be digital,but then again,the borders aren't completely straight....at least it seems that way.eh,what do I know.
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#54 - thirdjess (06/23/2014) [-]
Looks like the paper is ever so slightly askew (by like half a millimetre)
#278 - Here's a quick thought. I'm starting to question the legitimac…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on WTF Facts Compilation - Part 8 +3
#290 - analfooter (06/23/2014) [-]
If the emphasis is put on the appearance of the fruit, the taste is almost quaranteed to change over time.
#191 - Still trying to figure out what the dude on the far right is d… 06/14/2014 on jungle fever +1
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