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#89 - Batman would always win, he shouldn't be in here, otherwise it…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/23/2012 on Just Imagine +1
User avatar #105 - mads (11/23/2012) [-]
Batman would be pretty much instantly killed by the many perfectly trained assasins who's job it is to kill people
User avatar #95 - swampert (11/23/2012) [-]
Batman doesn't kill. Also Connor McLeod is an immortal
#126 - mackigol (11/23/2012) [-]
There is no Connor McLeod.

That's Mel Gibson playing William Wallace.
User avatar #127 - swampert (11/23/2012) [-]
I derped. Was looking at eddard stark not william wallace
#128 - mackigol (11/23/2012) [-]
Fair enough.
User avatar #129 - swampert (11/23/2012) [-]
I do feel like kind of a dumbass though. I wish The Highlander was on this. He would be pretty damn good
User avatar #109 - mads (11/23/2012) [-]
So is Alice and Electra
#93 - cobraguy (11/23/2012) [-]
Actually in all reality Batman should be the first to die since he has a moral code to not kill another which, judging by the other people in the group, the others would not follow.
#27 - **BwainPhreeze rolls 2** 11/22/2012 on Witty title 0
#121 - Picture 11/19/2012 on Going home early from work 0
#120 - Picture 11/19/2012 on Going home early from work +2
#74 - >Be on Halo 4 War Games >My first game >Panic…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2012 on Halo 4 is... +2
#78 - ryderjamesbudde has deleted their comment.
User avatar #112 - olibear (11/19/2012) [-]
I've had five so far. I don't like that it's a commendation now, and the fact that the armour you get for completing it isn't even that great. I think i'll stick with my assassin (Venator) torso and shoulders, my wetwork helmet and my verdict visor.
#44 - With 007 as his number plate, he can do whatever the fuck he wants. 11/16/2012 on Why it's Good to Have... +1
#201 - OK, to sum it up, thank you sir for sharing your respect and l… 11/15/2012 on Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Ladies... 0
#164 - When someone is taking a free kick from that far out, you don'…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/15/2012 on Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Ladies... 0
User avatar #176 - ballsofpenis (11/15/2012) [-]
Not when zlatan takes the kick, hes to fucking awesome to not predict and then you are in deep shit. Here comes the awesome placement into picture again; by laying it low and behind the people running in for a header its hidden until its too late. Well i will just agree to dissagree because im frankly tired of this conversation, but feel free to continue to respond ;D
User avatar #201 - BwainPhreeze (11/15/2012) [-]
OK, to sum it up, thank you sir for sharing your respect and love of the game. Football <3
#156 - You lack basic understanding of football tactics, goalkeeping …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/15/2012 on Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Ladies... 0
User avatar #162 - ballsofpenis (11/15/2012) [-]
its not his priority agree, never said that: "a goalie has to cover the area behind the wall aswell" he made the call zlatan was going to shoot over in which case you have to move before the ball is struck or close enough to be able to save that area, he understood his mistake, changed direction, but because of the speed and accuracy in zlatans kick he still couldnt save it. zlatans kick = brilliant
User avatar #164 - BwainPhreeze (11/15/2012) [-]
When someone is taking a free kick from that far out, you don't 'predict' where it's going, you will almost always have time to get there based on reaction. Even though Hart did move early, he STILL had time to move back, and even dive, but he just stood there, and dived horribly late, a large cock up, and he realised it, as he fell to the floor.
User avatar #176 - ballsofpenis (11/15/2012) [-]
Not when zlatan takes the kick, hes to fucking awesome to not predict and then you are in deep shit. Here comes the awesome placement into picture again; by laying it low and behind the people running in for a header its hidden until its too late. Well i will just agree to dissagree because im frankly tired of this conversation, but feel free to continue to respond ;D
User avatar #201 - BwainPhreeze (11/15/2012) [-]
OK, to sum it up, thank you sir for sharing your respect and love of the game. Football <3
#151 - No, it was bad goalkeeping, Joe hart began to move the wrong w…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/15/2012 on Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Ladies... 0
User avatar #154 - ballsofpenis (11/15/2012) [-]
with the facts afterwards you surely could, who the fuck couldnt. I could prevented world war 2 if i would have killed hitler as a baby but i had to know it first.... a basic thing though, a goalie has to cover the area behind the wall aswell where he just as easily could have shot it, he made the wrong call and because of the speed and placement of the brilliant freekick he couldnt save it. simple as that
User avatar #156 - BwainPhreeze (11/15/2012) [-]
You lack basic understanding of football tactics, goalkeeping in particular. When against a free kick, a goalies priority isn't to protect behind the wall, as that is why the wall is there. They protect where they stand initially, as Hart didn't. If Zlatan managed to get the ball over the wall and in from 40 yards, then it would have been acceptable, but as it went in where Joe Hart is supposed to specifically protect, It is considered terrible goalkeeping.
User avatar #162 - ballsofpenis (11/15/2012) [-]
its not his priority agree, never said that: "a goalie has to cover the area behind the wall aswell" he made the call zlatan was going to shoot over in which case you have to move before the ball is struck or close enough to be able to save that area, he understood his mistake, changed direction, but because of the speed and accuracy in zlatans kick he still couldnt save it. zlatans kick = brilliant
User avatar #164 - BwainPhreeze (11/15/2012) [-]
When someone is taking a free kick from that far out, you don't 'predict' where it's going, you will almost always have time to get there based on reaction. Even though Hart did move early, he STILL had time to move back, and even dive, but he just stood there, and dived horribly late, a large cock up, and he realised it, as he fell to the floor.
User avatar #176 - ballsofpenis (11/15/2012) [-]
Not when zlatan takes the kick, hes to fucking awesome to not predict and then you are in deep shit. Here comes the awesome placement into picture again; by laying it low and behind the people running in for a header its hidden until its too late. Well i will just agree to dissagree because im frankly tired of this conversation, but feel free to continue to respond ;D
User avatar #201 - BwainPhreeze (11/15/2012) [-]
OK, to sum it up, thank you sir for sharing your respect and love of the game. Football <3
#142 - My God. Joe hart was standing less than 1 yard from where the …  [+] (8 new replies) 11/15/2012 on Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Ladies... 0
User avatar #145 - ballsofpenis (11/15/2012) [-]
but yet he didnt even though he is an exellent goalie, implying the freekick was just too good and too well placed :D
User avatar #151 - BwainPhreeze (11/15/2012) [-]
No, it was bad goalkeeping, Joe hart began to move the wrong way before zlatan even kicked the ball. I, quite literally, could have saved that, easily.
User avatar #154 - ballsofpenis (11/15/2012) [-]
with the facts afterwards you surely could, who the fuck couldnt. I could prevented world war 2 if i would have killed hitler as a baby but i had to know it first.... a basic thing though, a goalie has to cover the area behind the wall aswell where he just as easily could have shot it, he made the wrong call and because of the speed and placement of the brilliant freekick he couldnt save it. simple as that
User avatar #156 - BwainPhreeze (11/15/2012) [-]
You lack basic understanding of football tactics, goalkeeping in particular. When against a free kick, a goalies priority isn't to protect behind the wall, as that is why the wall is there. They protect where they stand initially, as Hart didn't. If Zlatan managed to get the ball over the wall and in from 40 yards, then it would have been acceptable, but as it went in where Joe Hart is supposed to specifically protect, It is considered terrible goalkeeping.
User avatar #162 - ballsofpenis (11/15/2012) [-]
its not his priority agree, never said that: "a goalie has to cover the area behind the wall aswell" he made the call zlatan was going to shoot over in which case you have to move before the ball is struck or close enough to be able to save that area, he understood his mistake, changed direction, but because of the speed and accuracy in zlatans kick he still couldnt save it. zlatans kick = brilliant
User avatar #164 - BwainPhreeze (11/15/2012) [-]
When someone is taking a free kick from that far out, you don't 'predict' where it's going, you will almost always have time to get there based on reaction. Even though Hart did move early, he STILL had time to move back, and even dive, but he just stood there, and dived horribly late, a large cock up, and he realised it, as he fell to the floor.
User avatar #176 - ballsofpenis (11/15/2012) [-]
Not when zlatan takes the kick, hes to fucking awesome to not predict and then you are in deep shit. Here comes the awesome placement into picture again; by laying it low and behind the people running in for a header its hidden until its too late. Well i will just agree to dissagree because im frankly tired of this conversation, but feel free to continue to respond ;D
User avatar #201 - BwainPhreeze (11/15/2012) [-]
OK, to sum it up, thank you sir for sharing your respect and love of the game. Football <3
#138 - TERRIBLE goalkeeping by Joe Hart for the last 2 goals by Zlata… 11/15/2012 on Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Ladies... +7
#213 - Goldfish one isn't true people. They are able to learn tricks,… 11/15/2012 on Fun Facts +2
#34 - No more armor lock in Halo 4! But that's besides the point. I …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2012 on REALLY!?! With Seth Meyers +1
#35 - downtownbosscat Comment deleted by BwainPhreeze
#35 - Thanks buddy  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2012 on Lol wut? 0
User avatar #43 - antiponiesuser (11/13/2012) [-]
porcus
#35 - Dolphrin an' Rayle!!!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2012 on people. what r u doin?... +5
#58 - denercov (11/13/2012) [-]
Fuck you Murcierago an' fuck you Garrado!
#32 - What is porcus? I know the rest :)  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2012 on Lol wut? 0
User avatar #33 - antiponiesuser (11/12/2012) [-]
pig,dude,PIIIIG
User avatar #35 - BwainPhreeze (11/12/2012) [-]
Thanks buddy
User avatar #43 - antiponiesuser (11/13/2012) [-]
porcus
#18 - Comment deleted 11/10/2012 on Anti-jokes Comp 0
#36 - Only in Germany 11/10/2012 on Brush your teeth 0
#23 - Taste in women doesn't truly come down to whether I find them …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2012 on Hmm.. -20
#33 - broorb (11/04/2012) [-]
Your taste in women is what you're attracted to, bro.
#19 - LP?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2012 on iWar 0
#21 - Bomiheko (11/04/2012) [-]
let's play. they play a game with live commentary
#20 - Katy Perry. Zooey Deschanel is NOT hot. Katy Perry is.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/04/2012 on Hmm.. -45
User avatar #77 - thegirlyoudespise (11/04/2012) [-]
They're both hot.
#31 - fannypackattack (11/04/2012) [-]
But... They look the same... And Zooey's quirkiness makes her that much more attractive to me than Katy. I'd bang.
#22 - ehwhatever (11/04/2012) [-]
You Sir, have such a bad taste in women...
User avatar #23 - BwainPhreeze (11/04/2012) [-]
Taste in women doesn't truly come down to whether I find them attractive or not.
#33 - broorb (11/04/2012) [-]
Your taste in women is what you're attracted to, bro.
#109 - Thumbed because of the 'lasht' 11/04/2012 on have you sean that before +1
#38 - Before we all slate this person, £5 coins are incredibly rare… 11/04/2012 on How much? 0
#37 - >Because this "great plan" wouldn't work. 11/03/2012 on Lock Picks -5
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User avatar #1 - anbieter (04/06/2013) [-]
What's going on with your username``
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