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#446 - Why do gay people want to get married? Is it just for the ceremony?  [+] (8 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Couldn't Have Said It Any... -1
#456 - restfullwicked (05/23/2013) [-]
you dont have the same legal rights if you arnt married. like in america your wife can use your health insurance if she gets ill, she automatically gets your money if you die unless your will says otherwise. stuff like that. but more importantly it suggest that gay couples dont have the same rights as hetrosexual couples and there is no reason that should be the case.
#447 - poenitentia has deleted their comment.
#452 - lukchy (05/23/2013) [-]
If marriage we know is from Bible. There stands that for marriage is needed one MAN and one WOMAN, then MAN-MAN and WOMAN-WOMAN marriage is NOT marriage.
User avatar #449 - BwainPhreeze (05/23/2013) [-]
Civil partnership grants the exact same rights as a married couple
User avatar #454 - geomancer (05/23/2013) [-]
No it doesn't, most of the time your health insurance will only cover a spouse, and you -have- to be married.
#451 - poenitentia has deleted their comment.
User avatar #453 - BwainPhreeze (05/23/2013) [-]
Is marriage the only way to prove your love? Honestly i dont see why they are so bothered about it. It's not the government they are fighting against. It's the church. Obviously the church and gay people dont get on to well (They are accepted, however), and the church have little reason to change their policies - They aren't compelled to as the government would be.
#475 - poenitentia has deleted their comment.
#194 - **BwainPhreeze rolls 625,608,398** Please, God, Stop this beast 05/18/2013 on Sith Nigga 0
#5 - Punctuation is kill? That's sad, he was really cool guy and di…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2013 on rabbits +12
User avatar #6 - novuss (05/17/2013) [-]
doesn't*
#9 - Saw an albino one of these in the pet shop other day. Must ret… 05/13/2013 on Turtle 0
#181 - Bruce Wayne is also genius playboy philanthropist martial arts… 05/11/2013 on Batman +2
#8 - Sonic. 05/04/2013 on Damm...so close +1
#8 - Thats why i love him --- He has no super powers, but his sheer…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/15/2013 on Batman 0
#12 - anonymous (04/15/2013) [-]
Super hero - any of various comic-strip characters with superhuman abilities or magical powers, wearing a distinctive costume, and fighting against evil.

Hero - a man of distinguished courage or ability, admired for his brave deeds and noble qualities.

Batman is a hero, no debating that. He is not a SUPER hero though. There's a difference.
#62 - sketchie (04/15/2013) [-]
You also realize that, seeing as Batman goes way beyond the boundaries of ANY human EVER, by your own definition, he is a superhero. GTFO, you just ruined your entire argument with a valid fact.
#89 - anonymous (04/15/2013) [-]
... are you retarded? Where do you see in that definition it saying anything about going beyond the boundaries of humans?

"any of various comic-strip characters with superhuman abilities or magical powers, wearing a distinctive costume, and fighting against evil. "
User avatar #81 - ICEDgrunge (04/15/2013) [-]
I can't fuckin' believe all these ridiculous copypastes about this kind o' stuff. Every time I see one I end up studying even more and breaking down the argument even faster. This shiz is ridiculous.
User avatar #31 - ICEDgrunge (04/15/2013) [-]
That definition is so hilariously wrong it makes me smile. That's the reason I love these copypastes.
#42 - anonymous (04/15/2013) [-]
No it's not... that's the dictionary definition. How the fuck are you going to call the dictionary wrong?
User avatar #47 - ICEDgrunge (04/15/2013) [-]
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/superhero
a fictional hero having extraordinary or superhuman powers; also : an exceptionally skillful or successful person

superhero.askdefine.com/
Any kind of fantasy fiction crime-fighting character, often with supernatural powers or equipment, in popular children's and fantasy literature.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=superhero
1. A being with extraordinary physical or mental powers, far beyond the range of normal human ability, who uses these powers to protect the innocent and for the general good.
2. One who is granted such powers by some external means, such as advanced technology or magic, and uses them with similar intent.

All of these definitions fit Batman into the category of a superhero. The problem is is that I can pull any dictionary I want out to support my argument, as I can yours.

www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/superhuman

1: being above the human : divine <superhuman beings>
2: exceeding normal human power, size, or capability : herculean <a superhuman effort> <superhuman strength>; also : having such power, size, or capability

www.thefreedictionary.com/superhuman
su·per·hu·man
1. Above or beyond the human; preternatural or supernatural.
2. Beyond ordinary or normal human ability, power, or experience: "soldiers driven mad by superhuman misery" (John Reed).
Now there's a tiny lesson on what it means to be superhuman. You don't have to be able to shoot lasers out of your eyes to be categorized as superhuman, you just have to be surpassing the human average of an ability, power, or experience. This as well fits Batman into such a category. I know you won't change your mind on this, but if you'd like to go on with this for such a reaction I'd be happy to. Time wasted is never time wasted, friend.
#60 - Super Punch cheat was the most hilarious 04/13/2013 on And miss out on flying cars??? +1
#264 - Whats GFWL (Games For Windows Live?) Is it worth playing on pc…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2013 on The Truth Behind Games 0
User avatar #291 - satrenkotheone (04/13/2013) [-]
Should also mention DSCfix which will improve the chance of summoning friends greatly as long as you're following the normal summoning rules and you both have DSCfix.
#267 - cptmcbumhole (04/13/2013) [-]
GFWL is an online service that sucks ass. And yes, there are many mods for the game, most noteable is DSfix wich greatly improves the graphics and framerate. As for which version to get I´d say PC due to the mods and you get the DLC for free.
#220 - how much i would love to wear a protective suit and flamethro… 04/13/2013 on Just no. 0
#257 - Is it true that dark souls is a terrible console port on PC?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/13/2013 on The Truth Behind Games 0
#263 - cptmcbumhole (04/13/2013) [-]
It´s the XBOX360 version remade to be playable on PC and it uses GFWL. It´s mostly just bad due to GFWL.
User avatar #264 - BwainPhreeze (04/13/2013) [-]
Whats GFWL (Games For Windows Live?) Is it worth playing on pc, or should i get the xbox version?
Are there any mods to fix its shitty parts even?
User avatar #291 - satrenkotheone (04/13/2013) [-]
Should also mention DSCfix which will improve the chance of summoning friends greatly as long as you're following the normal summoning rules and you both have DSCfix.
#267 - cptmcbumhole (04/13/2013) [-]
GFWL is an online service that sucks ass. And yes, there are many mods for the game, most noteable is DSfix wich greatly improves the graphics and framerate. As for which version to get I´d say PC due to the mods and you get the DLC for free.
#452 - This thing looks horrible to me 04/13/2013 on Ugliest car? -2
#179 - But...But....We all wanted to moan about how wrong they were! 04/09/2013 on Lempersy's Fun Facts +1
#4 - "How doth one acquire such regal attire, sir?"  [+] (9 new replies) 04/06/2013 on The 90s +538
User avatar #231 - browo (04/06/2013) [-]
Why is your name Very blue?
User avatar #304 - burdenedsoul (04/06/2013) [-]
because of reasons
User avatar #299 - pringlez (04/06/2013) [-]
Read the 4/6/13 update.
User avatar #225 - getsheadfromdolan (04/06/2013) [-]
your name seems slightly bluer than other blue names...explain
User avatar #310 - redneckhokage (04/07/2013) [-]
we are the chosen ones
User avatar #309 - therealslim (04/07/2013) [-]
They match the color of the balls of the users
User avatar #306 - IamTROGDOR (04/06/2013) [-]
BLUE
User avatar #227 - RiflemanFunny (04/06/2013) [-]
Talk to DJ 4DM1N. He posted a update report.
#226 - chosencausefuckyou has deleted their comment.
#10 - Altair was the prophet? 04/06/2013 on Offensive Mairo 0
#9 - No one. ....But STICKERS!!!!!! 04/06/2013 on Hat Slut +4
#51 - How is that defensive? 04/06/2013 on 0 0
#14 - Mr. Fusion Home Reactor 04/06/2013 on 2013 0
#51 - ??? Profit 04/06/2013 on spongebob IQ 0
#41 - I wouldnt be suprised if China backed N Korea as it did in the…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2013 on Yolo -1
User avatar #45 - dadukesta (04/06/2013) [-]
What China wants is NK's land, so we can't technically step foot on NK without China's permission or else shit is gunna get dirty.
#44 - anonymous (04/06/2013) [-]
The U.S. and Chinese economies weren't completely interdependent back then. In the event of a war, it would take astounding levels of stupidity for them to back NK. Officially support them but not actually do anything and effectively remain neutral? Maybe. Go to war with the country that outsources most of its labor there (thus pumping a huge amount of money into their economy) over an underdeveloped wreck of a country? Probably not.
#1 - Comment deleted 04/05/2013 on Mario Balotelli -1
#91 - can someone reverse this please? would be funny  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2013 on My precioussss +5
#115 - spanishninja (04/02/2013) [-]
here you go ...
#15 - Picture 03/20/2013 on Princess Peach?? +32
#53 - Ok John Marston 03/09/2013 on An outlaws tale +5
#99 - *Doctor Who, Only Fools and Horses, Merlin etc. * ?  [+] (8 new replies) 03/09/2013 on Just another top gear post +5
User avatar #190 - blackandgold (03/11/2013) [-]
no, no, and no
#102 - IAMDIZZYONFANTA (03/09/2013) [-]
FUCKING MERLIN YES
User avatar #108 - theshadowed (03/09/2013) [-]
BUT NOT ANY MORE
User avatar #120 - benisbaws (03/09/2013) [-]
Sadface.jpg
Only saw the first few series of that show..
What happened?
User avatar #122 - theshadowed (03/09/2013) [-]
Mordred kills Merlin
User avatar #125 - benisbaws (03/09/2013) [-]
Oh...


I...See...

:'(
User avatar #126 - theshadowed (03/09/2013) [-]
Nope, I meant Arthur sorry. And Morgana turns into an evil witch bitch who makes him do it
User avatar #132 - benisbaws (03/09/2013) [-]
Oh, Good.

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User avatar #1 - anbieter (04/06/2013) [-]
What's going on with your username``
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