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Consoles Owned: Xbox 720
Video Games Played: Your Mum
Interests: Pwning newbs
Date Signed Up:8/27/2010
Last Login:4/26/2016
Location:New Zealand
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#62 - Whoever is screencapping these articles really needs to turn f… 04/23/2016 on Islam comp only Trump can... 0
#64 - Care to point my penis in the right direction? By that I mean …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/23/2016 on Constellation 0
#78 - uleaveinpieces (03/23/2016) [-]
You'll have to make an account first. Just like FJ, you need an account to view anything that's been tagged nsfw. The upside Tumblr has over FJ's nsfw is that there's a lot more of it and a lot more organized, you can usually search something and find what you're looking for.
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#97 - cubicalpayload (03/23/2016) [-]
You don't actually have to make an account to browse Tumblr, it just makes it easier to save the blogs you like. Granted you do to browse what has been tagged NSFW, but if you want you can easily type "tumblr porn" and get a lot of results. You can even narrow down to specific fetishes, all you have to do is type "tumblr [fetish here]" and as long as it's not obscure or illegal, you should find it.
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#70 - YllekNayr (03/23/2016) [-]
Literally go to tumblr and search the first thing that comes to your mind

They use hashtags there, so try to keep it one word, as each space constitutes the start of a new tag

For example, you would use
"bigboobs" instead of "big boobs"
#20 - This ***** was jacking off anyways, he doesnt need to apologis… 02/05/2016 on Retale +78
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#35 - datassman (11/22/2015) [-]
Honestly, though, it's a filler episode so you can watch it on its own and not lose anything of the experience apart from some minor context, but all the context you really need is "time travel"
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#310 - Im gonna stop being a pointless keyboard warrior now and get b…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/06/2015 on WHITE TRASH +1
#311 - sagedivinity (10/06/2015) [-]
Then I'll do the same. Have fun.
#325 - anon (10/29/2015) [-]
The only brutality here is having to listen to you.
#307 - By definition police brutality is the wanton excessive use of …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/06/2015 on WHITE TRASH +1
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#309 - sagedivinity (10/06/2015) [-]
That's where we have to agree to disagree. I don't believe someone running towards you or someone near your justifies a body slam, but that isn't my decision to make. That is for a court to decide. I do recognize that he may have seen her a potential threat so I do understand your point of view. I just don't think someone running towards you justifies body slamming them when a push or hold would have worked.
#310 - BroadSword (10/06/2015) [-]
Im gonna stop being a pointless keyboard warrior now and get back to the dank memes
#311 - sagedivinity (10/06/2015) [-]
Then I'll do the same. Have fun.
#325 - anon (10/29/2015) [-]
The only brutality here is having to listen to you.
#275 - Police are constantly in a high pressure environment where the…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/06/2015 on WHITE TRASH +9
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#283 - sagedivinity (10/06/2015) [-]
I'm not railing on anyone. All I did was point out that this is police brutality. Again, it's to you to decide whether or not your ok with that. Just like a person killing a home intruder is objectively a murderer but a court can decide whether or not he was justified. I never intended to rail on the cop.

What does race have to do with this?
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#307 - BroadSword (10/06/2015) [-]
By definition police brutality is the wanton excessive use of force.Wanton means an unprovoked and cruel action. I dont see how this was unprovoked as the lady clearly defied the officers requests to stay back. I think if you disobey the law and rush into a group of police officers who are arresting someone, getting slammed to the ground isnt excessive, its pretty justified.
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#309 - sagedivinity (10/06/2015) [-]
That's where we have to agree to disagree. I don't believe someone running towards you or someone near your justifies a body slam, but that isn't my decision to make. That is for a court to decide. I do recognize that he may have seen her a potential threat so I do understand your point of view. I just don't think someone running towards you justifies body slamming them when a push or hold would have worked.
#310 - BroadSword (10/06/2015) [-]
Im gonna stop being a pointless keyboard warrior now and get back to the dank memes
#311 - sagedivinity (10/06/2015) [-]
Then I'll do the same. Have fun.
#325 - anon (10/29/2015) [-]
The only brutality here is having to listen to you.
#292 - anon (10/06/2015) [-]
except he didnt respond with undue force, he responded with adequate force to subdue a potential assailant and did not continue to use force after she was incapacitated. there is no objective brutality in this matter at all because there is nothing to objectify. if he had continued to use force yes, police brutality, or if he had pulled a gun on her, that would be objective brutality, however reacting to a potential threat at a scene in which they do not belong is not brutality.
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#299 - sagedivinity (10/06/2015) [-]
He did point his gun at her.
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#115 - Sabre (08/13/2014) [-]
We are friends.
#116 to #115 - BroadSword (08/14/2014) [-]
indeed
#117 to #116 - Sabre (08/14/2014) [-]
****, apparently I was really drunk last night. i don't even remember this.
#118 to #117 - BroadSword (08/14/2014) [-]
dont worry man I do the same haha. Maybe tomorrow night Ill pay your profile a visit.
#110 - kingxddd (03/21/2014) [-]
?
#111 to #110 - BroadSword (03/21/2014) [-]
#112 to #111 - kingxddd (03/21/2014) [-]
what
#113 to #112 - BroadSword (03/21/2014) [-]
is your memory that bad?
dont play games with me ************
#114 to #113 - kingxddd (03/21/2014) [-]
But what do you want
#105 - thebannedzombie (08/07/2013) [-]
How is minecraft going?
#106 to #105 - BroadSword (08/07/2013) [-]
I havnt played in ages haha What about you?
#107 to #106 - thebannedzombie (08/08/2013) [-]
Been dabbling a bit in warcraft the last few months. Trying not to play any of my total war games till Rome 2 comes out.
#108 to #107 - BroadSword (08/08/2013) [-]
Ive been playing Company of heroes 2 and league of legends for the past couple of months started playing SC2 again
#104 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
#101 - BroadSword (04/30/2013) [-]
thevoiceoftruth
#98 - aiwendel (02/24/2013) [-]
Hey man, how you doin' lately? Sorry we haven't talked in so much time, been busy, school and ****.
Hey man, how you doin' lately? Sorry we haven't talked in so much time, been busy, school and ****.
#99 to #98 - BroadSword (02/25/2013) [-]
2nd day living at halls of residence at university haha, been sooo much fun already. Been to two partys and im so knackered. I just got back from this awesome beach party thing with heaps of others from my hall. Looking forward to a great year at uni! What are you up to? :D
#100 to #99 - aiwendel (02/25/2013) [-]
************ :D I'm stuck at school, normal everyday ********. We did do a massive and I mean massive harlem shake though. Good to hear you're having a good time :)
#84 - torexofthenight (10/31/2012) [-]
I never realized you play xbox, do I have you added?
#85 to #84 - BroadSword (10/31/2012) [-]
I dont think so, whats your gamertag?
#86 to #85 - torexofthenight (10/31/2012) [-]
Dark Lord Torex, you play Halo?
#87 to #86 - BroadSword (10/31/2012) [-]
Do I play Halo? **** yea I do. Cant wait to Jam halo 4 this tuesday! I havnt been playing much xbox recently but Ill be glued to to my xbox when that game comes out haha. My Gamertags Xlayer (The l is a i in caps because L was taken)
#89 to #87 - torexofthenight (10/31/2012) [-]
Lol wow, your service record puts me to shame :P, wonder if you play as good as the stats show.
#91 to #89 - BroadSword (10/31/2012) [-]
There was a site called You need to login to view this link that had leaderboards for k/d medals and all sorts of things and you could search by country. I was 2nd in New Zealand, my country >:)
#88 to #87 - torexofthenight (10/31/2012) [-]
Could you add me? Can't get to my xbox due to watching mother who just got out of surgery. Also, **** YEAH! Played Halo since the first, can't wait for 4, it looks so bad ass. I got limited edition preordered, and I'll be first in line at midnight :P. I'm gonna check out your reach service record btw lol.
#90 to #88 - BroadSword (10/31/2012) [-]
K/d of 2.5 huehuehue Im like mythic rank or something. The one with the moon haha. Thanks for the FJ points btw!
#92 to #90 - torexofthenight (10/31/2012) [-]
No problem, I don't need nor want them, so why keep them?
#93 to #92 - BroadSword (10/31/2012) [-]
How old are you btw?
#94 to #93 - torexofthenight (10/31/2012) [-]
You're free to guess, I don't share my age normally. Although if you guess correctly I'll tell you lol.
#95 to #94 - BroadSword (10/31/2012) [-]
Haha ok, just wanted to make sure I wasnt signing up to play with a squeaker. Im 17 turning 18 in just over a month
#96 to #95 - torexofthenight (10/31/2012) [-]
I'm no squeaker, lately I'm only seeing those on CoD. I can get loud at times don't get me wrong, the energy of the game will get me carried away and what not. But I hit puberty a long time ago lol, so I won't be killing your ears.
#97 to #96 - BroadSword (11/04/2012) [-]
Not long now...
Not long now...
#79 - waffies ONLINE (10/11/2012) [-]
damn straight! glad to add ya broski!
#80 to #79 - BroadSword (10/11/2012) [-]
You too :D Any chance you are good at gif making and could out broadsword on the end of this sword? Just as its about to end?
You too :D Any chance you are good at gif making and could out broadsword on the end of this sword? Just as its about to end?
#81 to #80 - waffies ONLINE (10/11/2012) [-]
sorry, im no gif maker, and im off to bed for now... but what IS that from???
#82 to #81 - BroadSword (10/11/2012) [-]
Haha, I have no idea, just found it on the interwebs
#83 to #82 - waffies ONLINE (10/11/2012) [-]
It's got a Gundam's head, but the animation, background, and fire is TTGL....
#78 - BroadSword (10/10/2012) [-]
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#57 - aiwendel (08/24/2012) [-]
This now transfers to your profile cause mine is unrepliable
This now transfers to your profile cause mine is unrepliable
#58 to #57 - BroadSword (08/24/2012) [-]
#59 to #58 - aiwendel (08/24/2012) [-]
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#62 to #61 - BroadSword (08/24/2012) [-]
I WANT RON!!
#63 to #62 - aiwendel (08/24/2012) [-]
Too bad
#64 to #63 - BroadSword (08/24/2012) [-]
You dont know what im capable of.
You dont know what im capable of.
#65 to #64 - aiwendel (08/24/2012) [-]
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#66 to #65 - BroadSword (08/24/2012) [-]
Dont make me use this
#67 to #66 - aiwendel (08/24/2012) [-]
#68 to #67 - BroadSword (08/24/2012) [-]
Oh im sorry, I didnt see you come in
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#74 to #73 - BroadSword (08/25/2012) [-]
So im not important?
#75 to #74 - aiwendel (08/25/2012) [-]
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