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BorderPatrol

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Gender: male
Age: 30
Date Signed Up:11/21/2009
Last Login:9/13/2015
Location:United States Mexico border
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Yeah I'm that Mexican guy you always hear about.

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#11 - My time to shine 04/01/2014 on Vacay time +1
#422 - Is Girguy an admin now? 04/01/2014 on And I thought I had a bad day 0
#846 - Wow, I thought UNAM was more expensive than that 03/09/2014 on Uni 0
#478 - What college do you go to? I need to know because of reasons.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2014 on Uni 0
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#835 - explositationer (03/08/2014) [-]
The UNAM (Universidad Nacional Autónoma de México, National Autonomous University of México), that is ibout in the top 10 of universities in Latin America
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#846 - BorderPatrol (03/09/2014) [-]
Wow, I thought UNAM was more expensive than that
#83 - FC: 1134-8722-0035 Safari: Ghost Pokemon: Pumkaboo, Sh… 01/30/2014 on At least you can get some... 0
#5673 - Admin, what does it feel like having so much power? 01/20/2014 on TINDER DATE WITH ADMIN 0
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#497 - alicorn (09/30/2014) [-]
tfw i remember you
#481 - dragonzard (10/18/2012) [-]
Te amo<3
#482 to #481 - BorderPatrol (10/18/2012) [-]
Awww Bb yo tambien te amo, MoXxXThOoOZzZ 4 ever<3
#483 to #482 - dragonzard (10/18/2012) [-]
Hey,you don`t like &quot;Regeton&quot;....Do you?
Hey,you don`t like "Regeton"....Do you?
#484 to #483 - BorderPatrol (10/18/2012) [-]
Not at all, why?
Not at all, why?
#485 to #484 - dragonzard (10/18/2012) [-]
Lol,viviendo aqui en torreon there is A LOT of regaytoneros.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys0C4z1up1s
THIS,IS THE FAGGOT I WANT DEAD.
So,que paso,compadre?
#486 to #485 - BorderPatrol (10/18/2012) [-]
No hay muchos regetoneros, pero hay muchos belibers y one erectiones y me caga.
#487 to #486 - BorderPatrol (10/18/2012) [-]
Pero no pasa mucho, estoy haciendo tareas y cosas por el estilo
#488 to #487 - dragonzard (10/18/2012) [-]
How old eres?
Ya se me olvido:b
#489 to #488 - dragonzard (10/18/2012) [-]
I`m 14,BTW.
#490 to #489 - BorderPatrol (10/18/2012) [-]
Tengo 16




#491 to #490 - dragonzard (10/18/2012) [-]
Good,now what do now?
Puppies?:D
#492 to #491 - BorderPatrol (10/18/2012) [-]
My mom is getting a puppy in 2 weeks, I hope its cute :3
My mom is getting a puppy in 2 weeks, I hope its cute :3
#493 to #492 - dragonzard (10/18/2012) [-]
Lol,I bet it will:3
I used to have one of these badasses.
CHINGA SIII!
#494 to #493 - BorderPatrol (10/18/2012) [-]
My  mom wants a Labrador, still, i hope its cute
My mom wants a Labrador, still, i hope its cute
#495 to #494 - dragonzard (10/18/2012) [-]
I hope he is too:3
YOU WILL SEND PICS OF DOG IF YOU GET IT.
Anyways,night buddy<3
#496 to #495 - BorderPatrol (10/18/2012) [-]
I will, good night<4
#473 - drphoenixwright (08/08/2012) [-]
NOS VAMOS AL MUNDIAL! NOS VAMOS AL MUNDIAL! oh wait- bueno ganaremos al menos la de plata.
#474 to #473 - BorderPatrol (08/08/2012) [-]
pinche bato me dejaste pegado el canto del mundial.

AHUEVO MINIMO MEDALLA DE PLATA!!!!
#475 to #474 - drphoenixwright (08/08/2012) [-]
Perdon si no habia hablado, estaba embarrado jugando Final Fantasy 8 y KH: DDD
#476 to #475 - BorderPatrol (08/08/2012) [-]
Yo me estoy eviciando con skyrim (otravez) en la PC. Namas digo esto... MODS!!
#477 to #476 - drphoenixwright (08/08/2012) [-]
Yo tengo uno del traje de Batman y otro de dañar con los puños, me la paso pegandole a los ladrones mientras grito: WHERE IS THE SKOOMA GOING!?

Tambien tengo un putero de mods de Zelda y de LOTR, y de quests tengo Moonpath to Elsewyir
#478 to #477 - BorderPatrol (08/08/2012) [-]
Este bato, pinche batman xD

Tambien quiero bajar el de Elsewyir pro apenas soy nivel 8 y no tengo cosas chingonas, pero tengo la hacha del Horseless Headless Horsemann, y esta perrisimo.
Tambien por ahi tengo espadas de Ponies :A
#479 to #478 - drphoenixwright (08/08/2012) [-]
Your ponies are nothing compared to the Fierce Deity Sword (la tengo gracias a los mods, tira rayos como en Majora's Mask).
#480 to #479 - BorderPatrol (08/08/2012) [-]
ER MAH GERD!

Tambien baje el mazo de Thor :B
#456 - drphoenixwright (06/08/2012) [-]
>Ver esto en Facebook.
>Mi reaccion (siguiente comentario)
#458 to #489 - BorderPatrol (06/08/2012) [-]
siempre hay un puto que quiere tener sus 15 minutos de fama por decir que el los creo. Fue un anon en 4chan, ANON. Porque la gente no entiende eso.    
   
&lt;mi furia en gif.   
   
   
   
Quien eres, para agregarte en facebook
siempre hay un puto que quiere tener sus 15 minutos de fama por decir que el los creo. Fue un anon en 4chan, ANON. Porque la gente no entiende eso.

<mi furia en gif.



Quien eres, para agregarte en facebook
#460 to #490 - drphoenixwright (06/08/2012) [-]
By person I mean en persona, fisicamente.
#459 to #490 - drphoenixwright (06/08/2012) [-]
Nah, I don't really like adding people i don't know in person to facebook. It's not that I don't like you, you are awesome, It's just that Facebook offers a lot more of personal info to the media.




BTW, no es un solo Anon, apuesto a que fueron varios.
#461 to #491 - BorderPatrol (06/08/2012) [-]
Igual que to, use Anon como uno, pero son varios. Aparte, anon es mas que una persona, es una comunidad.



Its ok, I understand, and still love you
#462 to #493 - drphoenixwright (06/09/2012) [-]
Ayer saque 56 puntos como Heavy en Egypt en un solo round, y me dieron a Natascha.
#463 to #494 - BorderPatrol (06/09/2012) [-]
Damn, una vez me saque como 75 con soldier en un round de un 2fort, pero nadie masque yo capturaban, todos se mataban entre si .-.
#464 to #495 - drphoenixwright (06/09/2012) [-]
Conmigo siempre era una ofensiva constante contra la base, los medics siempre llegaban conmigo y me ubereaban y mataba a todos. Entonces llegaba un pinche pyro con el lanzallamas dragon y nos matama, y asi se repetia el proseso.
#465 to #496 - BorderPatrol (06/09/2012) [-]
a mi me cagan los espias .-.
#466 to #497 - drphoenixwright (06/09/2012) [-]
A mi tambien, estoy empezando un uber kritzieg y nos matan a todos un pinche espia buenisimo de ahi, lo bueno es que si lo tienes en tu equipo sapea todo.
#467 to #498 - BorderPatrol (06/09/2012) [-]
Rara vez me toca un espia bueno, aunque me dan un chingo de risa los "fail spies"
#468 to #499 - drphoenixwright (06/09/2012) [-]
A mi tambien, como los que tratan de apuñalar a los pyros o los que se ponen en frente de un heavy disparando, o que primero sapean en lugar de apuñalar y sapear.
#469 to #500 - BorderPatrol (06/09/2012) [-]
COMMENT NUMBER 500 ON MY PAGE   
MI Equalizer es un buen spy checker :B
COMMENT NUMBER 500 ON MY PAGE
MI Equalizer es un buen spy checker :B
#470 to #501 - BorderPatrol (06/09/2012) [-]
felicidades por tu gran logro, tu cheque esta en el correo
#471 to #502 - drphoenixwright (06/09/2012) [-]
Nice, lo cobrare en 3 meses mas intereses.   
   
   
   
   
Te acuerdas de la perra que me rompio el corazon? Pues resulta que se consuguio novio y se super enamoro de el, pero el novio no sintio nada y la corto, y al siguiente dia ya andaba quedando con otra. Oi que esa perra se puso a llorar y que estaba bien depre.   
   
&lt;MFW.
Nice, lo cobrare en 3 meses mas intereses.




Te acuerdas de la perra que me rompio el corazon? Pues resulta que se consuguio novio y se super enamoro de el, pero el novio no sintio nada y la corto, y al siguiente dia ya andaba quedando con otra. Oi que esa perra se puso a llorar y que estaba bien depre.

<MFW.
#472 to #503 - BorderPatrol (06/09/2012) [-]
nice
nice
#445 - drphoenixwright (05/27/2012) [-]
You play Metal Gear?
#446 to #477 - BorderPatrol (05/27/2012) [-]
No, never really liked the Play Stations, i was always more of a nintendo man, now i has xbox.
No, never really liked the Play Stations, i was always more of a nintendo man, now i has xbox.
#447 to #478 - drphoenixwright (05/27/2012) [-]
Damn, no one here plays Metal Gear
#448 to #479 - BorderPatrol (05/27/2012) [-]
You play tf2?
You play tf2?
#449 to #480 - drphoenixwright (05/27/2012) [-]
Of ******* COURSE, soy el rey de los heavies
#450 to #481 - BorderPatrol (05/27/2012) [-]
ayer me la rife con elpinchebirrias en un 2fort classic, el fue mi medic y uso el kritzkrieg, y pues en lo que llego todo el equipo, no los fchingamos
#451 to #482 - drphoenixwright (05/27/2012) [-]
Me ha pasado lo mismo 3 veces en Egypt, un medic con kritzieg y derrepente 10 estan muertos, siempre me cago de la risa cuando eso pasa.
#452 to #483 - BorderPatrol (05/27/2012) [-]
yase, despues como soldier tenco mi Strange liberty launcher, lo llame "the deporter" y siempre soy una verga con ello. Cual es tu steam?
#453 to #484 - drphoenixwright (05/27/2012) [-]
4l3xn370
#454 to #485 - BorderPatrol (05/27/2012) [-]
[MiT] Alex?
Obvio que soy Border Patrol.
#455 to #486 - drphoenixwright (05/27/2012) [-]
si MiT Alex
#442 to #473 - BorderPatrol (05/15/2012) [-]
google chrome no puede demostrar la pagina.
#443 to #474 - dragonzard (05/15/2012) [-]
I said check out my colered text.
lol.
#444 to #475 - BorderPatrol (05/15/2012) [-]
oh, now i get it.
#433 - drphoenixwright (05/06/2012) [-]
MFW Americans celebran el 5 de mayo sin saber que es
MFW Americans celebran el 5 de mayo sin saber que es
#437 to #465 - comeatmebrother (05/13/2012) [-]
**** mexicans
#438 to #469 - BorderPatrol (05/13/2012) [-]
Tu que pinche bato, aver te mandamos a mi clica y ya no te encuentran puto.
#439 to #470 - comeatmebrother (05/13/2012) [-]
spics
#440 to #471 - BorderPatrol (05/13/2012) [-]
Puttttoooooooooooooooooooooo
#434 to #465 - BorderPatrol (05/06/2012) [-]
MFW
#435 to #466 - drphoenixwright (05/06/2012) [-]
"It's Mexico independence day isn't it"






ALL OF MY RAGE
#436 to #467 - BorderPatrol (05/06/2012) [-]
Cousin says &quot;Happy Mexican revolution&quot;    
&lt;MFW
Cousin says "Happy Mexican revolution"
<MFW
#412 - drphoenixwright (04/30/2012) [-]
What if Peña Nieto





Tiene retraso mental severo y es muy malo fingiendo?
#413 to #444 - BorderPatrol (04/30/2012) [-]
capaz de que si
capaz de que si
#414 to #445 - drphoenixwright (04/30/2012) [-]
And what if AMLO





Se quiere hacer como Hugo Chavez o Fidel Castro?
#415 to #446 - BorderPatrol (04/30/2012) [-]
what if josefina vasquez mota, is a dude trying to promote women's rights
#416 to #447 - drphoenixwright (04/30/2012) [-]
What if the three of them





have no idea what they're doing?
#417 to #448 - BorderPatrol (04/30/2012) [-]
what if the only thing they know how to do is screw us over?
what if the only thing they know how to do is screw us over?
#418 to #449 - drphoenixwright (04/30/2012) [-]
What if el Chapo





Has always wanted to be president and is disguised as Quadri?
#419 to #450 - BorderPatrol (04/30/2012) [-]
<Politicians reading la constitucion
#420 to #451 - drphoenixwright (04/30/2012) [-]
Peña Nieto dando discursos
#421 to #452 - BorderPatrol (04/30/2012) [-]
BRB, estoy en clases
BRB, estoy en clases
#422 to #453 - drphoenixwright (05/01/2012) [-]
Peña nieto en su oficina, dee dee es mexico y la gaviota
Peña nieto en su oficina, dee dee es mexico y la gaviota
#423 to #454 - BorderPatrol (05/01/2012) [-]
Peña nieto si es que (espero que no) gane
#424 to #455 - drphoenixwright (05/01/2012) [-]
<La cara de todos cuando sale peña nieto
#425 to #456 - BorderPatrol (05/01/2012) [-]
&lt;Todos
<Todos
#426 to #457 - drphoenixwright (05/01/2012) [-]
<AMLO si gana
#427 to #458 - BorderPatrol (05/01/2012) [-]
<Josefina si gana
#428 to #459 - drphoenixwright (05/01/2012) [-]
Nunca entendi lo que dicen esos memes, puedes traducir?
#429 to #460 - BorderPatrol (05/01/2012) [-]
ERMAHGERD= Oh my god (in retard)
MERSHED= Mashed (in retard)
PERDERDERS=Potatoes (in retard)
#430 to #461 - drphoenixwright (05/01/2012) [-]
LOL




Quadri si gana
#431 to #462 - BorderPatrol (05/01/2012) [-]
si
si
#432 to #463 - drphoenixwright
(05/01/2012) [-]
Pobre wei ni en su casa lo conocen
Pobre wei ni en su casa lo conocen
#410 - cooperjones (04/26/2012) [-]
Veo que eres mexicano, somos pocos en este sitio. tal vez por el miedo a discriminacion no decimos que lo somos
#411 to #442 - BorderPatrol (04/26/2012) [-]
la neta que por mi nombre ya piensan que soy mexicano, asi que no hay razon por cual esonderla. Aparte, no hay mucho racismo fuera del contenido.
la neta que por mi nombre ya piensan que soy mexicano, asi que no hay razon por cual esonderla. Aparte, no hay mucho racismo fuera del contenido.
#394 - drphoenixwright (04/16/2012) [-]
How do I Lucha Libre?
How do I Lucha Libre?
#395 to #426 - BorderPatrol (04/16/2012) [-]
liek dis
liek dis
#396 to #427 - drphoenixwright (04/16/2012) [-]
Ese gif fue tan badass que creo que me dejo embarazado
#397 to #428 - BorderPatrol (04/16/2012) [-]
el tuyo me quede como que &quot;ya...ya....ya...ya...YA!!!&quot;
el tuyo me quede como que "ya...ya....ya...ya...YA!!!"
#398 to #429 - drphoenixwright (04/16/2012) [-]
I shall call it "The helicopter". Also, that's Mascarita Sagrada, the son of Mascara Sagrada (I'm not sure about that)
#399 to #430 - BorderPatrol (04/16/2012) [-]
i thought it was a hurracarana, but i think yours is more appropriate. Random gif time.
i thought it was a hurracarana, but i think yours is more appropriate. Random gif time.
#400 to #431 - drphoenixwright (04/16/2012) [-]
Mas bien como Boss gif. time!   
   
   
   
   
   
(que paso con la morra que te gustaba?)
Mas bien como Boss gif. time!





(que paso con la morra que te gustaba?)
#401 to #432 - BorderPatrol (04/16/2012) [-]
Friendzone. But i guess i was just trying to get over my ex by getting another girl. After spending some time with her i realized she just wasn't what i was looking for.
Friendzone. But i guess i was just trying to get over my ex by getting another girl. After spending some time with her i realized she just wasn't what i was looking for.
#402 to #433 - drphoenixwright (04/16/2012) [-]
Oh well at least you didn't got in a relationship you didn't looked up too.
Oh well at least you didn't got in a relationship you didn't looked up too.
#403 to #434 - BorderPatrol (04/16/2012) [-]
What about you? Still looking or just chillin?
What about you? Still looking or just chillin?
#404 to #435 - drphoenixwright (04/16/2012) [-]
Just chillin, living a single life and lovin it! My wallet is always full!
Just chillin, living a single life and lovin it! My wallet is always full!
#405 to #436 - BorderPatrol (04/16/2012) [-]
I can't say the same, my parents would give me $20 so i would get out of the house
I can't say the same, my parents would give me $20 so i would get out of the house
#406 to #437 - drphoenixwright (04/16/2012) [-]
Damn   
   
   
   
   
Also, that gif disturbs me greatly
Damn




Also, that gif disturbs me greatly
#407 to #438 - BorderPatrol (04/16/2012) [-]
Your gif reminded me that i have a book report and a presentation due tomorrow, and that is just English
Your gif reminded me that i have a book report and a presentation due tomorrow, and that is just English
#408 to #439 - drphoenixwright (04/16/2012) [-]
I have nothing for tomorrow
I have nothing for tomorrow
#409 to #440 - BorderPatrol (04/16/2012) [-]
Harrison Ford ftw   
   
No.   
   
a little jelly
Harrison Ford ftw

No.

a little jelly