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#60 - **** me, so it is. this comment has been a trainwreck of error.  [+] (1 reply) 6 hours ago on People age... except one guy +1
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#63 - scarangella (5 hours ago) [-]
It's all good, dude. Gave me a laugh.
#36 - I'm fairly certain I want sex amigo. Cuddling is nice but you …  [+] (3 replies) 6 hours ago on Hate when they do this smh 0
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#39 - platinumaltaria (6 hours ago) [-]
This is entirely predicated on what level of cuddling ensues.
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#41 - Boggy (6 hours ago) [-]
Given you differentiated cuddling from gential bashing, which is unarguably more intimate given the sexual nature, no it isn't. All levels of cuddling are less intimate than sex.
#42 - platinumaltaria (6 hours ago) [-]
#26 - Oh yeah **** I was mixing up Rolling Stones and Beatles. …  [+] (5 replies) 10 hours ago on People age... except one guy +2
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#42 - scarangella (8 hours ago) [-]
Lol, still not Mick Jagger, though. That's Keith Richards, the guitarist of the Rolling Stones. Mick was the singer. Both ugly as fuck.
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#61 - sorcha (6 hours ago) [-]
With Keith Richards being slightly less ugly
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#60 - Boggy (6 hours ago) [-]
Fuck me, so it is. this comment has been a trainwreck of error.
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#63 - scarangella (5 hours ago) [-]
It's all good, dude. Gave me a laugh.
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#27 - sorcha (10 hours ago) [-]
Yeah definitely a case of lucky he was famous
#8 - I had a gf for 2.5 years, never got round to having sex. Broke…  [+] (37 replies) 10 hours ago on Hate when they do this smh +42
#52 - concetrationcamp (4 hours ago) [-]
**concetrationcamp used "*roll picture*"**
**concetrationcamp rolled image** Are you telling us that you had a gf for 2.5 years without banging her? Then who did it?
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#58 - Boggy (2 hours ago) [-]
I mean that was the issue in the first place; couldn't, wouldn't, didn't. So I'd assume no one. I wasn't going to pressure her because I valued her being comfortable with the decision and even went as far as to emphasise that (as we both thought it would last) time, (given that fact), was not of the essence and that she could take hers in working up to it.

Upside though was all manner of handjobs and blowjobs left, right and centre for 2.5 years.
#49 - anon (4 hours ago) [-]
That's very noble, sir
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#47 - praemium (5 hours ago) [-]
Good to know I am not the only one. I honestly detest pick-up culture and overt promiscuity. I would much prefer lower single digit sexual partners, as long as the final one lasts and ends in forming an eventual family.
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#56 - Boggy (2 hours ago) [-]
Pick up culture is fine, you just gotta hold out for someone likeminded bro, and they do exist! It might not feel like it at times bud but you can be sure as shit some poor lass will be in the exact same boat as you wishing there weren't so many fuckboys. Keep your head up man, we'll get through it
#45 - ffinfinity (5 hours ago) [-]
First time i had sex me and the girl were virgins too, I guess I like that we were both inexperienced but overall didn't feel like anything special.
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#57 - Boggy (2 hours ago) [-]
Don't even get me started on 'nothing special' bruh. You might find this funny so I'll give some details:

Without exaggerating; I sucked so fucking bad that night it is seared into my unconscious to torture my soul each time I have a moment of peaceful reflection. I am a massively anxious person in general around girls, so this whole scenario took the cake for me. I was so nervous and my mind was in overthinking hyperdrive I couldn't even get a full hard on. It was the most vicious circle ever; I was getting more frustrated and anxious about not having a hard on which made it ever harder (pun not intended) to actually get one, something which became apparent when I couldn't fit the condom on. Picture (figure of speech, actually doing this is not advised) trying to force one of those water snake toys into a condom that is too tight (she had some cheap shitty condoms lying around). In the end I had to just go bareback after she said to forget the condom (another thing that made me nervous at the time). The sex literally became a herculean effort to get hard. Picture waging a battle with my failing erection of the same approximate intensity as the duel Harry Potter has with Voldemort at the end of the series. My hallowed first time quickly became a sweat drenched crossfit session. As it turns out I was so utterly engrossed with trying to not lose what little I had by doing as much as physically possible that she actually enjoyed it, however I, in the most succint of summaries, fucking hated it.
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#26 - defeats (7 hours ago) [-]
Why did your girlfriend not want to have sex with you?
Some of my exes I was sleeping with before we started going out.
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#35 - Boggy (6 hours ago) [-]
She was massively conflicted and didn't just 'say no' or anything; she wanted to but through some unintentional scaremongering by her mum "It's going to hurt" etc and then it actually hurting meant the first time we tried meant that each time we'd try and get it over with from then on she was already tense af, thus making her nervous and it inevitably hurt more.

TL;DR
Because it hurt and fear and nervousness made it progressively harder to get it done each time. Not that she just didn't want to.
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#18 - donatelo (7 hours ago) [-]
Meh. I lost my virginity to the town bycicle and recovered. I would only suggest to "get it out of your system" so you can learn a lesson.
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#12 - platinumaltaria (8 hours ago) [-]
You don't want sex, you want cuddling. Far more intimate than bashing your genitals together.
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#36 - Boggy (6 hours ago) [-]
I'm fairly certain I want sex amigo. Cuddling is nice but you can cuddle and still be just friend-friends. Sex is inevitably more intimate. Like if you look at it micro/macro in terms of time and feeling; If sex for you is "just bashing your genitals together" then all it amounts to is a brief/in the moment, good, physical feeling. Sex as I view it can be much more i.e. that, plus a bonding and validating thing, thus amounts to much more than the act alone.

Cuddling is on the same scale and the right sort of thinking i.e. you don't just cuddle random friends or people you know, often just those you often want to both feel physically, and in terms of your relationship to one another, closer to. However sex is quite obviously just further down the spectrum than cuddling in terms of intimacy.
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#39 - platinumaltaria (6 hours ago) [-]
This is entirely predicated on what level of cuddling ensues.
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#41 - Boggy (6 hours ago) [-]
Given you differentiated cuddling from gential bashing, which is unarguably more intimate given the sexual nature, no it isn't. All levels of cuddling are less intimate than sex.
#42 - platinumaltaria (6 hours ago) [-]
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#22 - toosexyforyou (7 hours ago) [-]
I never understood why tranny retards think they have a right to an opinion on anything.
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#23 - platinumaltaria (7 hours ago) [-]
I never understood why you were so triggered by me.
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#24 - toosexyforyou (7 hours ago) [-]
I forgot but I know I had a good reason and that's good enough for me to keep going.
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#25 - platinumaltaria (7 hours ago) [-]
That's a very silly attitude to keep.
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#27 - toosexyforyou (7 hours ago) [-]
Suck my dick retard
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#28 - platinumaltaria (7 hours ago) [-]
But surely that would be statutory rape!
#50 - synthane (4 hours ago) [-]
Ooh, that one was good.
#16 - captchakid (7 hours ago) [-]
Says the one that wants to bash his genitals for being the 'wrong ones'.
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#17 - platinumaltaria (7 hours ago) [-]
No I don't, stay mad tho.
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#19 - captchakid (7 hours ago) [-]
Oh don't you lie, we've all witnessed your incredible need to be the opposite gender.

We've also seen your inane shitposting.
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#20 - platinumaltaria (7 hours ago) [-]
You can't change your gender silly.

Says the guy shitposting [smug anime face]
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#29 - cookiecoketwo (6 hours ago) [-]
Smug animal girl is better then salty chick with dick.
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#31 - platinumaltaria (6 hours ago) [-]
Who said I'm salty? If anything he's the one with the dead sea attitude.
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#32 - cookiecoketwo (6 hours ago) [-]
Literally your attitude is pure NaCl
#33 - platinumaltaria (6 hours ago) [-]
Cool, you have fun with your salt.
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#34 - cookiecoketwo (6 hours ago) [-]
Smh fam
#21 - captchakid (7 hours ago) [-]
Lmao, ok, trash.
#11 - Darianvincent (9 hours ago) [-]
>letting some garbage female steal your mana
#9 - jaeha (9 hours ago) [-]
You gave up your wizardry for that?
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#37 - Boggy (6 hours ago) [-]
I even got an angrily written letter from the College of Winterhold telling me of their disappointment.
#10 - tethesis (9 hours ago) [-]
Bro... this is what he gave up for it... he lost a LOT more than just his personal integrity!