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Bluemistake

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:12/22/2009
Last Login:8/28/2016
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Comment Ranking:#13700
Highest Content Rank:#7014
Highest Comment Rank:#965
Content Thumbs: 112 total,  167 ,  55
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Content Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 10 Content: New Here → Level 11 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 46% (46/100)
Level 240 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 241 Comments: Doinitrite
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Content Views:14395
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:751
FJ Points:4277
Favorite Tags: epic (2) | win (2)

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#23 - Given how much prosthetics cost I highly ******* doubt it.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2016 on Toy Story 0
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#34 - autumnanubis (08/16/2016) [-]
It's not made of glass
#24 - Believe it or not, kindergarteners still need to be taught ***… 07/18/2016 on chills +17
#98 - You know, for the past, bit over a month (started on the 20th …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2016 on SJWs on SUICIDE WATCH +1
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#123 - olesaintdikolas (05/31/2016) [-]
Cool. you catch anything besides attention?
#142 - cptamericanpsycho (05/31/2016) [-]
Savage.
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#102 - whatthefek (05/31/2016) [-]
Keep up the good work m8
#35 - Mr. and Mrs. Chan 05/14/2016 on Jack Key Chain +10
#38 - sauce? 05/13/2016 on America as a Girl 0
#37 - Are people on this site really so cynical that they believe th…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/12/2016 on Gentleman of the Year +32
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#56 - dovnborg (05/12/2016) [-]
they aren't in love anymore when they file for divorce
#49 - anon (05/12/2016) [-]
You miss the point. It's not that women are intentionally trying to rip you off, it's that the system is designed in such a way that if you do ever happen to get divorced 50% of all marriages end in divorce you WILL lose half of everything you own if you're a man
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#43 - thesguy (05/12/2016) [-]
THES IS NOT CYNICISM IS EVIDENCE ANALYSIS
YOU GO LOOK EVERY WOMAN ON THES PLANET

THEN COUNT HOW MANY OF HTEM ARE ~ IN LOVE ~ WITH A GUY HE HAVE NO MONEY
THEN COUNT HOW MANY TALK ABOUT SO ~ IN LOVE ~ WITH A GUY WHO HAVE MANY MONEY

AND THEY WANT IT

MAKE YOU GO HMMMMMM AND SAY OH AND WAIT AND SAY OH AGAIN
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#54 - iphraem (05/12/2016) [-]
hahaha I love this guy.
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#38 - nerdrage (05/12/2016) [-]
I think that was a joke. he may have meant it a little tho
#19 - Black Friday sales 05/08/2016 on lol +26
#6 - Grizzlies have huge amount of fat muscle and bone, chance is a…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2016 on Good Lesson +1
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#7 - motherfuckingkenji (05/08/2016) [-]
Your average run-of-the-mill gun, sure, but a .44 Magnum like this could even take down elephants if you use it properly.
#7 - Honestly can't tell if you guys have massive trust issues or j…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/06/2016 on Oh the possibilities! +39
#31 - notafunnyguy (05/06/2016) [-]
Every girl i've let myself get close to has cheated on me at least once. You could say I have some pretty validated and deep rooted trust issues with women.
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#29 - fukkentyranitar (05/06/2016) [-]
Why is your girl at a random house party getting wasted while you're not there? If its a nightclub and shes out with her friends, fine. They can keep her in sight and make sure fuckery doesn't ensue. House parties are a different atmosphere though. Less rules, more alcohol, and more opportunities for scumbags to violate her when her guards down. You gotta be safe in these streets.
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#28 - helgheimftw (05/06/2016) [-]
The last two times i did it one fucked someone Else and the other is currently dating the guy
#24 - spoopyskeleton (05/06/2016) [-]
It's a joke
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#10 - askevandeurs (05/06/2016) [-]
Well, i dont think its so much that we dont trust the girls its more that when a girl is really drunk at a party its very likely that some guys will take advantage of that. I think we all seen or heard about guys fucking a passed out girl at a party, and i think its something like that we're afraid of.
#26 - nemodiego (05/06/2016) [-]
Exactly. I trust my girl, I don't trust other guys.
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#27 - alaskahockey (05/06/2016) [-]
I agree with that completely, and I tell her that every time she says I don't trust her. It's not that I don't trust her, I don't trust other people
#67 - The new PhilSkimbosh videos are looking good 05/06/2016 on Bark +1