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Blitzken

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Date Signed Up:2/08/2010
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#17 - That would certainly explain it -__- it is 4am and the caff… 10/18/2014 on Naughty nose +6
#14 - For some reason i read it as Naughty Nose at first, strangely …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Naughty nose +3
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#16 - raynagrimm (10/18/2014) [-]
maybe cause that's the title?
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#17 - Blitzken (10/18/2014) [-]
That would certainly explain it -__- it is 4am and the caffeine must be wearing off....
#331 - Desiny + Diablo 3 RoS, i think im going to enjoy farming Malth… 09/23/2014 on ? 0
#14 - It is one of those riddles that give you a lot of details to d…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2014 on John Dies at the End Riddle +3
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#15 - nsfwlurkmore (08/29/2014) [-]
Well the answer was still no, it was still a new axe.
#4 - at least it is a good song 08/20/2014 on One of the better greentexts +5
#1 - Why would it taste disgusting, it would probably have the same…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2014 on I bet it tastes disgusting +3
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#2 - cuntism (08/19/2014) [-]
It has the consistency of the original sweet. I've not made these, but I have done the vodka-soaked-gummy bears thing, and they were awesome
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#3 - satansferret (08/19/2014) [-]
should throw skittles in vodka too
#23 - It is in Kg, and the average grip strength of an adult male is…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Repost O-Ma-tic 0
#24 - anon (08/01/2014) [-]
way to make me google pounds the kg...
#42 - anon (08/01/2014) [-]
It's about 2.2 lbs per kg, for future reference
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#25 - anon (08/01/2014) [-]
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#653 - I'm electric/fire I'm a intense bodyloveing heat Rotam 07/14/2014 on whats your pokemon type 0
#67 - Because he is the ************* Batman 06/10/2014 on (untitled) 0
#18 - To #6, damn Harry is gonna have a hell of a time because now t… 06/06/2014 on Tumblr & Boys +1