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Blasphemer

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Date Signed Up:1/28/2010
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#47 - My god... this show is **** . I couldn't believe somethi… 05/19/2015 on orange is the new black 0
#2031 - ************ DIDN'T BRING REX! 05/19/2015 on Origin of your username? 0
#91 - give it a 30 years it will cost 50 dollars. 05/17/2015 on Talking to stupid people... +5
#83 - I imagine she made it herself? 05/17/2015 on Feminism vs. truth 0
#48 - Worthy? Since when is George R.R. Martin giving a **** … 05/17/2015 on Ser Barristan the bold 0
#41 - Understandable, depth of people's actual stupidity is a comple…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2015 on Dat bitches 0
User avatar #42 - minorian (05/17/2015) [-]
The poor acting from the officer and the judge were why I was so afraid that it was real. They acted like I would imagine real people knowing they were getting recorded would act.

At first thought, taping a case in a courtroom seems totally ridiculous and would never happen, but then again, we already have reality shows that follow ambulances and incompetent mothers in their early teenage years
#38 - Do you really need an answer on that o you came to your own co…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/17/2015 on Dat bitches +1
User avatar #40 - minorian (05/17/2015) [-]
Sorry, I'm not from America, but the reality shit that spawns from your media, and also sets the form for other western reality shit, is just getting more and more ridiculous. After 2 sec research, I'm relieved to see that it is of course reenactments, but you can never be too sure.
#41 - Blasphemer (05/17/2015) [-]
Understandable, depth of people's actual stupidity is a complete mystery, we can only measure it by what has been already done and recorded. So this kind of shit is always plausible. But If you took a closer look at the video, you would see there are couple of hundred things wrong there and you can just see it's poor acting...

Not Supernatural poor, but poor
User avatar #42 - minorian (05/17/2015) [-]
The poor acting from the officer and the judge were why I was so afraid that it was real. They acted like I would imagine real people knowing they were getting recorded would act.

At first thought, taping a case in a courtroom seems totally ridiculous and would never happen, but then again, we already have reality shows that follow ambulances and incompetent mothers in their early teenage years
#107 - ... you mean like: - the number means there are that …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/16/2015 on The 90s 0
User avatar #115 - alleksi (05/16/2015) [-]
I guess there are some techniques revolving around recognizing patterns, but they just help you be faster. You can't really use them if you don't know how the game itself works.
#162 - asurasxnight (05/16/2015) [-]
well that. and how to quickly check for mines to increase your speed. tackling the game purely by analyzing the numbers will take forever. most people who post about minesweeper have never even realized that the numbers mean something. the method of clicking allows one to go through and clear the game automatically.
User avatar #163 - alleksi (05/16/2015) [-]
"tackling the game purely by analyzing the numbers will take forever"

explain, I don't quite understand what you're saying here. "method of clicking"? Clicking what? the numbers?
#164 - asurasxnight (05/17/2015) [-]
it is more like using the sounds to do it. when you hold the right click and tap the left click. it will make a sound and an x. then use flags in the right areas and the way will be paved automatically. it is like double clicking but more efficient. yes clicking the numbers, but more automatic. that is something that has to be shown. it cuts down the time by at least half.
User avatar #165 - alleksi (05/17/2015) [-]
Use the sounds? How can the sounds help you?
#11 - It looks ******* dried out and ****** , when you … 05/10/2015 on v Damke! My jesus that... +3
#41 - Siayan. Say hello to the new supreme leader of the wo… 05/10/2015 on Time to choose 0
#2 - joke looks good, unlike that pizza.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2015 on v Damke! My jesus that... +51
#10 - genepool (05/10/2015) [-]
That pizza looks fucking delicious. The greasier, sweatier, and stinkier the pizza, the better
#11 - Blasphemer (05/10/2015) [-]
It looks fucking dried out and shitty, when you bite it it's like a piece of wood with ketchup, I could shit out a better pizza than that.

Now go eat your wood ya fucking beaver!
#13 - IT DIDNT WORK, OP! WHAT NOW??? 05/09/2015 on Fight fire w/ fire 0
#59 - Nah, I think they just called it a draw... 05/08/2015 on Face of regret 0
#203 - right arrow key. 05/07/2015 on minecraft last resort 0
#61 - Well, at least one of us is confused here...  [+] (3 new replies) 05/06/2015 on No parents +9
#62 - sozeiv (05/06/2015) [-]
that would be you
#197 - Rascal (05/07/2015) [-]
Holy fuck your comments are as incoherent as konradkurze's
#201 - sozeiv (05/07/2015) [-]
dnt u dre
#59 - And exactly which american superhero was created by non americ…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/06/2015 on No parents +4
#60 - sozeiv (05/06/2015) [-]
exactly
#61 - Blasphemer (05/06/2015) [-]
Well, at least one of us is confused here...
#62 - sozeiv (05/06/2015) [-]
that would be you
#197 - Rascal (05/07/2015) [-]
Holy fuck your comments are as incoherent as konradkurze's
#201 - sozeiv (05/07/2015) [-]
dnt u dre
#56 - Gee, why do the american writers write stories mostly about am…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/06/2015 on No parents +84
#57 - sozeiv (05/06/2015) [-]
so the only two comic companies in existence exist in america? cool bro
User avatar #71 - johnylingo (05/06/2015) [-]
educate yourself you fuck

lmgtfy.com/?q=comic+companies&l=1
#78 - sozeiv (05/06/2015) [-]
im being sarcastic you fuck
#59 - Blasphemer (05/06/2015) [-]
And exactly which american superhero was created by non american artist?
#60 - sozeiv (05/06/2015) [-]
exactly
#61 - Blasphemer (05/06/2015) [-]
Well, at least one of us is confused here...
#62 - sozeiv (05/06/2015) [-]
that would be you
#197 - Rascal (05/07/2015) [-]
Holy fuck your comments are as incoherent as konradkurze's
#201 - sozeiv (05/07/2015) [-]
dnt u dre
#254 - Most probably is because people are ****** up, they wou… 05/03/2015 on Unarmed teen shot by police 0
#65 - Picture 05/03/2015 on How to know when Poseidon... +1
#49 - Aren't the pistols that old more or less **** ? I mean, …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Face of regret 0
User avatar #58 - bounod (05/08/2015) [-]
Well actually sword duels were safer because most of the duel were over when first blood was spilled. That usually meant that non-lethal cut would end the duel. Now I wonder what did they do if both shooters missed their shot. Did they just refill the pistols and redo it until one gets a hit in?
#59 - Blasphemer (05/08/2015) [-]
Nah, I think they just called it a draw...
#175 - I hate people now. 05/02/2015 on Self-entitled Independent... 0
#83 - Seriously? I've been in Paris for 10 days, all of the ****…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2015 on Take this with you if you... +2
User avatar #84 - deviousxreaper (05/01/2015) [-]
oh well i was sieg heiling everywhere i went in Paris and i had t-shirts with american flags that i was wearing everywhere i went so i just assumed no one went up to me becasue i was purposely trying to be an asshole.
#82 - Because nobody wants to visit...  [+] (4 new replies) 04/30/2015 on Take this with you if you... +33
User avatar #148 - hamsterball (05/01/2015) [-]
that is actually true, after all, it does take a visa to even visit. so it's natural that people won't go since it is such an inconvenience.
User avatar #88 - bouazizforever (05/01/2015) [-]
ice cold
#104 - electricwulf (05/01/2015) [-]
Much like Russia...
#100 - funkyhamsters (05/01/2015) [-]
#18 - And I'm pretty ******* sure the grass is green mostly. … 04/30/2015 on Deaf people 0
#55 - I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE **** AM I DOING HERE! 04/29/2015 on You either die a hero.. +3

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#2 - murrlogic (05/21/2015) [-]
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#3 to #2 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
Youuu... want a cookie or attention? I am bad at these things...
User avatar #4 to #3 - murrlogic (05/22/2015) [-]
Morning.
#5 to #4 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
It's 9pm...
User avatar #6 to #5 - murrlogic (05/22/2015) [-]
Happy whatever the **** your timezone is.
#7 to #6 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
Well... Someone got grumpy...
User avatar #8 to #7 - murrlogic (05/22/2015) [-]
Sup?
#9 to #8 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
Sitting.... Playing game... Judging people...
User avatar #10 to #9 - murrlogic (05/22/2015) [-]
I'm looking around for people to talk to or draw me things.
#11 to #10 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
Well, what you wanna talk about?
User avatar #12 to #11 - murrlogic (05/22/2015) [-]
AMA
#13 to #12 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
Aaaaaaaaaaaand I have no idea what that is
User avatar #14 to #13 - murrlogic (05/22/2015) [-]
It means Ask Me Anything.
#15 to #14 - Blasphemer (05/22/2015) [-]
Ooooooooh... So... What caused sudden need to communicate with strangers on the internet?
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