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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: RayMan225
Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:12/23/2014
Location:Windsor Vermont USA
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Comment Ranking:#1425
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#107 - But the snake (Satan) tempted her.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2013 on just sayin... 0
User avatar #110 - naitsabesh (04/05/2013) [-]
>here have some curiosity
>don't eat apples from that tree
>don't as why
>brb

God was trolling us all
#20 - ...he costs five Pis? But I can only give you four circles!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2013 on discount spirits! 0
#21 - anonymous (04/05/2013) [-]
Hmmm....Do you have any omegas or Umlauts?
#84 - Sixteen tiny knives piercing into your penis at once , I don'…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2013 on Facebook (1) +3
User avatar #87 - laseneph (04/05/2013) [-]
http:// beforeitsnews . com/alternative/2013/03/rapper-shoots-friend-to-join-illuminati-2601036.html
Was in news recently, a guy gets shot through the hand and has fragments of his own bone go into his eye, still manages to wrestle the gun off the attacker and shoot the attacker in the stomach and run off...

Tl:DR you would be surprised what people can do even when in serious pain
#80 - The point is that the assailant will be so surprised with such…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/05/2013 on Facebook (1) +2
#112 - longboarding (04/05/2013) [-]
They are pointed upwards, you won't get hurt unless you try to take it off.
#82 - laseneph (04/05/2013) [-]
Not saying your wrong but if a guy is raping a girl he's going to have a lot of adrenaline in his system, and most likely a weapon of some sort... you can fill in the rest the whole fight or flight mechanism etc.

User avatar #84 - Blargosnarf (04/05/2013) [-]
Sixteen tiny knives piercing into your penis at once, I don't care how much adrenaline is going though anyone's system, you are not going to brush that off. It's not like a small fishhook either, it slices the penis from the tip to however far you could get it in. I think the design will hold fast, unless a rapist likes using iron condoms.
User avatar #87 - laseneph (04/05/2013) [-]
http:// beforeitsnews . com/alternative/2013/03/rapper-shoots-friend-to-join-illuminati-2601036.html
Was in news recently, a guy gets shot through the hand and has fragments of his own bone go into his eye, still manages to wrestle the gun off the attacker and shoot the attacker in the stomach and run off...

Tl:DR you would be surprised what people can do even when in serious pain
#25 - They don't swap the sounds of 'r' and 'l', the sound of 'l' is… 04/05/2013 on DJ 4DM1N -1
#5 - The third graders of course! 04/05/2013 on My school is trying to tell... 0
#21 - When the rapist is able to easily disarm and overpower you.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/04/2013 on Facebook (1) +26
#78 - laseneph (04/05/2013) [-]
yes but when he sticks his dick into that little trap he'll just beat the fuck out of the girl won't he?

also won't that make a girl loose if they constantly wear it
User avatar #80 - Blargosnarf (04/05/2013) [-]
The point is that the assailant will be so surprised with such sudden and unexpected pain that she will be able to throw him off and escape. And honestly, you're not going to tell me you expect someone would be able to ignore having sixteen tiny razor sharp knives slicing into their dick?
#112 - longboarding (04/05/2013) [-]
They are pointed upwards, you won't get hurt unless you try to take it off.
#82 - laseneph (04/05/2013) [-]
Not saying your wrong but if a guy is raping a girl he's going to have a lot of adrenaline in his system, and most likely a weapon of some sort... you can fill in the rest the whole fight or flight mechanism etc.

User avatar #84 - Blargosnarf (04/05/2013) [-]
Sixteen tiny knives piercing into your penis at once, I don't care how much adrenaline is going though anyone's system, you are not going to brush that off. It's not like a small fishhook either, it slices the penis from the tip to however far you could get it in. I think the design will hold fast, unless a rapist likes using iron condoms.
User avatar #87 - laseneph (04/05/2013) [-]
http:// beforeitsnews . com/alternative/2013/03/rapper-shoots-friend-to-join-illuminati-2601036.html
Was in news recently, a guy gets shot through the hand and has fragments of his own bone go into his eye, still manages to wrestle the gun off the attacker and shoot the attacker in the stomach and run off...

Tl:DR you would be surprised what people can do even when in serious pain
#10 - No, it's pretty exaggerated, but some of the things that they … 04/04/2013 on CSI logic 0
#6 - There are some theories that the first life forms originated o… 04/04/2013 on Aliens are people too +1
#25 - Still better than modern art. 04/04/2013 on Abstract eyes painting +1
#3 - That's... that's a girl?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2013 on Alpha as fuck +1
User avatar #14 - pepemex (04/04/2013) [-]
A rather manly girl
#5 - anonymous (04/04/2013) [-]
no you fucking idiot
#20 - Why, yes, of course I can read that! I have magnifying glasses… 04/03/2013 on QI +2
#12 - Wow, so he's black and white?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2013 on tattoo cover up +1
#15 - ZeGerman (04/03/2013) [-]
Totally. See?
#47 - Who needs sleep anyway? 04/03/2013 on TECHNOLOGY!! 0
#45 - Even if you did mail them this all they would do is mail you a… 04/03/2013 on TECHNOLOGY!! 0
#164 - You think he actually reads our suggestions? 04/03/2013 on An idea. 0
#17 - Brave Fencer Musashi. 04/03/2013 on FUCK THIS AREA IN PARTICULAR +1
#55 - Hey, ******** , it's not hereditary. 03/31/2013 on ;-; 0
#115 - Herpetologist... sounds like you study herpes...  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2013 on Oh shit what -4
User avatar #121 - clockworkmage (03/31/2013) [-]
I'm almost completely %100 positive he hasn't heard that one before.
#21 - Wait, but it doesn't work like that, the Boo isn't seeing the … 03/31/2013 on Concern +1
#102 - Okay, so you enjoy being cheated, lied to, played with and tre… 03/31/2013 on Think Different.ly? -1
#9 - I'm certain someone's done it, you don't hear about it because… 03/31/2013 on First time +2
#9 - Okay, I go to this content, look away because I know it's a gi… 03/31/2013 on Whenever I Make OC +1
#11 - What... the **** did you say?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/31/2013 on Posting as Anonymous 0
User avatar #12 - phoenix grinder (03/31/2013) [-]
idk the letters are all there..try reading it aloud in an English accent I suppose
#16 - casualuser (03/31/2013) [-]
holy shit i totally understood it after i read it in an english accent
User avatar #17 - phoenix grinder (03/31/2013) [-]
and I thank you
#48 - Well with your name you'll find quite a bit of R34.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2013 on Sanic 0
User avatar #49 - spermbank (03/31/2013) [-]
Not really, actually
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User avatar #11 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey, just thought I'd pop in and say hi.

^_^
User avatar #12 to #11 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, hey, what's up, thought you forgot about me.
User avatar #13 to #12 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah man, just hard keeping up with all my fans.
How's it going?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Fine, I occasionally see you on Steam.
User avatar #15 to #14 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
As do I. Have any favorite games?
User avatar #16 to #15 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
I have so many it's hard to chose... I'm not the type who settles with only a single type of game, one month I'm enjoying FPS, the next it's sandbox, then it's puzzle.
User avatar #17 to #16 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

Did you enjoy my last comic?
User avatar #18 to #17 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Self promoting bastard. (yes)
User avatar #19 to #18 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey man, I'm just asking for feedback is all.

But I'm glad you liked it. Anything you think I should improve or work on?
User avatar #20 to #19 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah, no criticism, just a couple questions though; the heck is Luna dressed as, Mars? And since when was Venus femanazi?
User avatar #21 to #20 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Luna is dressed up as the red spy from TF2.

As for Venus, since her name stems from... well Venus from Roman mythology, the goddess of beauty, and the obvious contrast from the planet Venus (A literal hell hole), the chances it would be feminazi are pretty high.
User avatar #24 to #23 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, what kind of game?
User avatar #26 to #24 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
We have a couple multiplayer games in common, how about Starbound, never played that multi.
User avatar #27 to #26 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hmm... There really hasn't been much to do since the devs abandoned the game.

You think it would be a good co-op session?
User avatar #28 to #27 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
They haven't abandoned entirely, just hyatus for official updates, they're working hard on it, just not releasing their work. Can still get the Nightly builds, but they tend to be broken and unfinished for obvious reasons. On second thought, though, how about Terraria? I haven't played that in a long while.
User avatar #29 to #28 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Terraria eh? Sounds fun but what would we do?
User avatar #31 to #29 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Running out of space, we can chat on Steam if ya want
User avatar #30 to #29 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Start chars from scratch and just play. Unless you mean how we play multi, in which case I was hoping you knew >.>
User avatar #25 to #24 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
The kind that you play.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
ah, I see.
User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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