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Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:Windsor Vermont USA
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#17 - Honestly I don't see much wrong with re-editing one's masterpi…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2014 on The Pre-quels aren't real 0
User avatar #18 - princessren (09/26/2014) [-]
besides han was kinda cold blooded but throughout the movie (and trilogy) he becomes a hero with a heart of gold
but he is also a cool sneaky smuggler who shoots people first....which is awesome
#16 - ******* purists, "ugh the prequels never hap… 09/26/2014 on The Pre-quels aren't real 0
#5 - The hypocrisy has hit a new low, again, and again, and again, …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2014 on The word is Gamergate +16
User avatar #62 - trollchildxy (09/27/2014) [-]
Thats straight up WBC level shit there. But I would believe they are capable of it.
#11 - I think you mean mind controlled, mind controlling implies it … 09/26/2014 on 9 things which are not sci-fi 0
#6 - i injuktud 1 hole masturbashon nd is ded. 09/26/2014 on the dangers of masturbation +3
#27 - Well, I believe a team of Russian scientists are working on cr… 09/26/2014 on pure pleasure 0
#13 - Christ, that last one is what I see whenever I close my eyes... 09/26/2014 on 10 Neat Chemistry and... 0
#205 - ...you seriously don't know how to exercise without a Wii? 09/26/2014 on the truth -1
#27 - Ah, forgot about the money thing, me no smart tonight. 09/26/2014 on No words... 0
#25 - ...Isn't that plagiarism, considering HP is tradmarked, especi…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2014 on No words... 0
User avatar #26 - sunice (09/26/2014) [-]
Its fan fiction though, and she has zero intent to sell or make money off it, so the most they could say is tarnishing the image but then she could try to claim parody or satire. That and its probably not worth their time to pursue it
User avatar #27 - Blargosnarf (09/26/2014) [-]
Ah, forgot about the money thing, me no smart tonight.
#19 - I thought oversized loads have clearance to drive down the mid…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2014 on oversized load ahead 0
User avatar #22 - dudeyouisnasty (09/26/2014) [-]
Not without pilot cars.
#60 - If they attack now you could say it would be... pointless? 09/26/2014 on fuck poachers +4
#3 - Where'd it's horn go?  [+] (58 new replies) 09/25/2014 on fuck poachers +32
#53 - froggernaught (09/26/2014) [-]
They took the horn and replaced it with armed guards
#11 - anonymous (09/26/2014) [-]
they cut the horn so poachers won't go after them
User avatar #10 - gnalde (09/26/2014) [-]
it broke off inside your mom
User avatar #4 - victhree (09/25/2014) [-]
It was removed to discourage horn hunters from attacking the rhino.
User avatar #187 - YippieKiYay (09/26/2014) [-]
The sad thing is, even with only such a tiny stub of a horn left, poachers will still kill a rhino for it. And they generally don't use the rest of the rhino - they just want that tiny stub. It's beyond stupid how there is still a market for it.
User avatar #60 - Blargosnarf (09/26/2014) [-]
If they attack now you could say it would be... pointless?
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User avatar #26 - victhree (09/26/2014) [-]
That's what I just said m8
User avatar #27 - rockmanfan (09/26/2014) [-]
shit, i replied to the wrong guy.
User avatar #6 - captainprincess (09/26/2014) [-]
They took it's horn
to stop it's horn being taken
User avatar #201 - peruru (09/26/2014) [-]
They took its horn to prevent it from being killed. They were being killed FOR the horns, so if it was missing they would have much much much less reason to kill it.
User avatar #202 - captainprincess (09/26/2014) [-]
I'll be honest
I don't give a shit about the fate of a species of rhino
I was just spitballin ideas
Im not a genius

people forget that
and get upset when an idiot proposes a stupid idea

like oh shit sorry guys didnt know I was meant to be smart today my bad how dare I
User avatar #206 - hudis (09/26/2014) [-]
Well, don't comment next time, then. This is an issue that a lot of people care about and it's definitely enough to spark more than a little misanthropy in some people, so it will inevitably be upsetting when someone who is obviously not well-read on the subject proposes solutions that don't make sense.

For the record, if rhino hunting was controlled from the beginning, things would obviously look different. However, shit's controlled much more now than it would be if it was legal to hunt them. I mean, poachers are sometimes actively hunted and killed for what they do. That wouldn't really work if it was legal to hunt rhino.
User avatar #207 - captainprincess (09/26/2014) [-]
No sir I think Imma do what I fuckin want to
yall can eat it
User avatar #208 - hudis (09/26/2014) [-]
That's a really unnecessary attitude that won't benefit you in any way in the long run.
User avatar #209 - captainprincess (09/26/2014) [-]
Im fully aware
User avatar #191 - hazardpay (09/26/2014) [-]
Better than poachers killing it to take the horn, dont know how the hell they took it alive though
User avatar #184 - psykobear (09/26/2014) [-]
They took its horn to stop it from being killed for its horn.
#175 - anonymous (09/26/2014) [-]
They took it's horn to stop the animal from being killed. Most poachers kill the animals because they don't give a shit and it's easier to work with when its dead
#103 - zoologyexplain (09/26/2014) [-]
Even if poachers kept it alive (which they don't) when they took the horn, it would still look like this.
User avatar #195 - becauseoprahsaidso (09/26/2014) [-]
Fuck man that pisses me off. Humans are shit
#147 - randaxkull (09/26/2014) [-]
Jimmy rustled with the force of a thousand suns.
User avatar #7 - victhree (09/26/2014) [-]
Well, it's pretty hard to take a live rhino's horn, if you know what I'm trying to say here.
#18 - imadeanaccountforu (09/26/2014) [-]
#19 - victhree (09/26/2014) [-]
I consciously avoided that sentence in particular.
#20 - imadeanaccountforu (09/26/2014) [-]
Well fuck you i did not.
#21 - victhree (09/26/2014) [-]
I feel rustled.
#154 - imadeanaccountforu (09/26/2014) [-]
Well ya should.
User avatar #8 - captainprincess (09/26/2014) [-]
Doesn't look too hard
that one doesn't even give a fuck
User avatar #12 - victhree (09/26/2014) [-]
Well, if you've got time and anaesthetic it's not that hard, but illegal horn traders have neither.
User avatar #13 - captainprincess (09/26/2014) [-]
the solution then
equip poachers with LTL equipment
User avatar #14 - victhree (09/26/2014) [-]
I'm not a native english speaker, I don't really get what LTL means.
User avatar #15 - captainprincess (09/26/2014) [-]
less than lethal
User avatar #16 - victhree (09/26/2014) [-]
Well, they'll probably want to keep the carcass too, it's got some pretty valuable stuff.
User avatar #17 - captainprincess (09/26/2014) [-]
See if it were LEGAL there would be controls in place
and you could enforce them without violence because everyone stands to benefit from said controls in the long run
User avatar #194 - YippieKiYay (09/26/2014) [-]
They've actually kind of tried that a couple of times in South Africa, I think it was. Game reserves would sell their accumulated rhino horns (from rhinos that died naturally, had their horns cut in advance to discourage poachers, or horns confiscated from poachers) but it didn't help. Instead of flooding the market with it and dropping prices (which would have several impacts), buyers were instead hoarding it and had greater control over market prices - I.e. pushing it higher.
User avatar #196 - captainprincess (09/26/2014) [-]
aw
oh well
User avatar #77 - hydraetis (09/26/2014) [-]
So by that logic legalising the hunting of tigers for their skin would help their population grow.

What in the actual fuck
User avatar #81 - captainprincess (09/26/2014) [-]
more like regulating it would PROBABLY stimulate the population since, you'd want there to be mroe of them

like ivory farming
User avatar #86 - hydraetis (09/26/2014) [-]
lol I really do not understand your logic at all.

You think the poachers living in those shitty as fuck 3rd world countries are going to give a fraction of a damn if the animal goes extinct? Plus they're not going to wait 20 years for the species to have some wild babies before they go out with the guns and only take the legal limit of 10% of the population before entering into another money drought.
User avatar #137 - grogovic (09/26/2014) [-]
Let it go, he's retarded.
User avatar #219 - hydraetis (09/26/2014) [-]
Good idea.
User avatar #100 - captainprincess (09/26/2014) [-]
I don't honestly care
I'm not looking to push a genuine agenda and I don't give a flying fuck about the fate of an endangered rhino

Im spouting thoughts off the top of my head because I have thoughts
that's the long&short of it

that stick cannot be terribly comfortable all the way up your ass like that
#177 - anonymous (09/26/2014) [-]
Don't get butthurt just because someone called you out on having no argument
User avatar #192 - captainprincess (09/26/2014) [-]
I never had an argument to start with
people are acting like I do
#35 - anonymous (09/26/2014) [-]
You are an idiot its endangered meaning if it were made legal in any sense the total population will become a whopping zero, but you know by all means go and make it legal, fucking moron.
User avatar #50 - kilotech (09/26/2014) [-]
if they had been controlled from the beginning they wouldn't be endangered
#36 - captainprincess (09/26/2014) [-]
cry a little harder the rhino needs your tears to repopulate
#40 - anonymous (09/26/2014) [-]
said the man who wants poaching to be legal i dont even give a fuck about rhinos but your comment still pissed me off
User avatar #41 - captainprincess (09/26/2014) [-]
usually "says the x who y" is to point out an ironic statement where the former is being a hypocrite

You're a little off the mark there scamp
#68 - anonymous (09/26/2014) [-]
You are quite daft. I mean you have such a simple view on the concept of irony, maybe before you attempt to troll, learn something about what you're talking about if you're not being ironic yourself, on second thought you probably don't understand that notion.
User avatar #76 - captainprincess (09/26/2014) [-]
It's not so much trolling as much I just
don't give anything approaching a fuck about an endangered species of rhino

I really, truly, do not give any kind of shit
there's nothing ironic so you really overshot the whole "says the x who y" gambit
#170 - anonymous (09/26/2014) [-]
As to the whole "says the x who y" what are you talking about, and as to you giving a fuck, not giving a fuck would be the ceasing of replying, and yet you continue. You are either the least intelligent person I've ever spoken too or a young child.
#101 - mutantunicorn (09/26/2014) [-]
are you honestly this powerful as keyboard warrior?
User avatar #105 - captainprincess (09/26/2014) [-]
my powerlevel is through all the roofs
#173 - anonymous (09/26/2014) [-]
As is your autism level...
User avatar #193 - captainprincess (09/26/2014) [-]
better than yours
#106 - mutantunicorn (09/26/2014) [-]
impressive
#18 - I have never seen a pubic hair beard before, well done.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on have fun Oh girls just want... +1
#25 - mettih (09/25/2014) [-]
The Game in Nicki Minajs Pills n potions music video
#11 - Because a defining symbol for you, your life, your mind or you… 09/25/2014 on Slow Motion Tattoo +2
#37 - So uh... you talking about a St. Bernard runaway or that tiny …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on OVERHUGGED 0
User avatar #44 - precision (09/25/2014) [-]
St. Bernard runaway, this is my bird Khan. lol
#41 - I don't think that would be a branch of Earth bending, maybe Air...  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2014 on Sooo uhh LoK is coming back... 0
User avatar #109 - boomerpyro (09/25/2014) [-]
perception bending
#43 - Non canon, what!? You mean F3's story doesn't matter!? 09/25/2014 on Fallout Screenshot Comp 0
#21 - You... do know what culture is, right? I myself don't know the…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2014 on I'm not the onley one 0
#36 - beerholder (09/25/2014) [-]
Culture is pretty much a set of ideals that people identify with and relate to.

Even a small family can have a microculture, which is a set of ideals and aspirations set within the framework of a larger underlying culture. Your parents can expect you to get a job, have children, but they probably also ask you to be a patriot, believe in a certain god... well, you get the point. The thing is that it may differ from other families which have their own microculture.

The debate regarding the term "specific culture" is in itself a pleonasm, given the previous example. All cultures are specific, even when syncretic, as they eventually develop their individual structure.

The colonists in America developed their culture the moment they stepped off the boat. While their fellow British ethnics aspired on getting more tea, the colonists aspired not to get killed by Indians, wild turkeys or diseases.

That's a whole different culture right there.
#22 - She became inverted blind, nobody can see her now.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/24/2014 on Sooo uhh LoK is coming back... +52
#38 - allthelittlepeople (09/25/2014) [-]
dude what if that's a new high level bending technique she created and that's why no one knows where she is
User avatar #41 - Blargosnarf (09/25/2014) [-]
I don't think that would be a branch of Earth bending, maybe Air...
User avatar #109 - boomerpyro (09/25/2014) [-]
perception bending
User avatar #29 - captainprincess (09/25/2014) [-]
the word you're looking for is invisible
#14 - I never said we didn't have culture, I said we've never had a …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/24/2014 on I'm not the onley one +2
User avatar #18 - thebballin (09/24/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, you did... good! lol
#12 - We never had a specific culture, all throughout USA history …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/24/2014 on I'm not the onley one +5
User avatar #25 - leonhardt (09/25/2014) [-]
Yes, and that became OUR culture.
#23 - haeckal (09/25/2014) [-]
Of course America has/had a specific culture. We were, and mostly still are, English-speaking Christians from Europe. There core American ethnic and religious identity has always been British and Protestant, and more generally European and Christian.

The "melting pot" idea is a half-truth, in that during the 19th and 20th centuries, millions of immigrants assimilated to American folkways. But most of these immigrants were European and Christian, and they assimilated to WASP cultural norms.
User avatar #13 - thebballin (09/24/2014) [-]
Thats still culture fuckwit. Thats what made America great.
User avatar #14 - Blargosnarf (09/24/2014) [-]
I never said we didn't have culture, I said we've never had a specific culture!
User avatar #18 - thebballin (09/24/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, you did... good! lol
#10 - Specific culture? Unless you're talking about the natives, wha…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/24/2014 on I'm not the onley one +5
User avatar #19 - cdsams (09/24/2014) [-]
Natives never shared a a culture or even a stinking nation. They were just a bunch of tribes.
User avatar #21 - Blargosnarf (09/24/2014) [-]
You... do know what culture is, right? I myself don't know the textbook definition but yes, they had a culture of their own, one quite unique to that of any European tribe.
#36 - beerholder (09/25/2014) [-]
Culture is pretty much a set of ideals that people identify with and relate to.

Even a small family can have a microculture, which is a set of ideals and aspirations set within the framework of a larger underlying culture. Your parents can expect you to get a job, have children, but they probably also ask you to be a patriot, believe in a certain god... well, you get the point. The thing is that it may differ from other families which have their own microculture.

The debate regarding the term "specific culture" is in itself a pleonasm, given the previous example. All cultures are specific, even when syncretic, as they eventually develop their individual structure.

The colonists in America developed their culture the moment they stepped off the boat. While their fellow British ethnics aspired on getting more tea, the colonists aspired not to get killed by Indians, wild turkeys or diseases.

That's a whole different culture right there.
User avatar #11 - thebballin (09/24/2014) [-]
What the hell are you on about? Of course we had culture. Everybody has fuckin culture.
User avatar #12 - Blargosnarf (09/24/2014) [-]
We never had a specific culture, all throughout USA history we adopted and modified every other world culture, becoming a mixing pot.
User avatar #25 - leonhardt (09/25/2014) [-]
Yes, and that became OUR culture.
#23 - haeckal (09/25/2014) [-]
Of course America has/had a specific culture. We were, and mostly still are, English-speaking Christians from Europe. There core American ethnic and religious identity has always been British and Protestant, and more generally European and Christian.

The "melting pot" idea is a half-truth, in that during the 19th and 20th centuries, millions of immigrants assimilated to American folkways. But most of these immigrants were European and Christian, and they assimilated to WASP cultural norms.
User avatar #13 - thebballin (09/24/2014) [-]
Thats still culture fuckwit. Thats what made America great.
User avatar #14 - Blargosnarf (09/24/2014) [-]
I never said we didn't have culture, I said we've never had a specific culture!
User avatar #18 - thebballin (09/24/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, you did... good! lol
#9 - You're REALLY gotta take realism with a grain of salt with thi…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/24/2014 on Fallout Screenshot Comp 0
User avatar #58 - thewulfman (09/25/2014) [-]
New Vegas gets past all that, the NCR and Gun Runners are producing new things, including new ammunition, food, medicine, guns, clothes and armor.

Fallout 3 is Fallout 3. Bethesda's first try at writing for Fallout. Concessions have to be made.

This is the Fallout universe, where radiation mutates creations and increases their size, turns people into ghouls who live forever (unless shot, etc), and have genetic alterting viruses.

Shit makes sense in its own universe. We don't know how long medicine would last in this universe.

Most of the food in FO3/FNV makes sense too. Dehydrated eggs, dried mashed potato flakes, canned beans, dry mac and cheese, etc. Only real stupid one is Salisbury steak.
User avatar #25 - BowChickaBowWow (09/25/2014) [-]
Because the first Fallout only took place a couple generations after the War, and Fallout 3 was originally going to be the same thing. FNV doesn't have an excuse other than gameplay, though.
Also, F3 is technically non canon, though bethesda owns the rights, and could make whatever they want canon.
User avatar #43 - Blargosnarf (09/25/2014) [-]
Non canon, what!? You mean F3's story doesn't matter!?
#26 - You're trusting Fox News, I already take your argument with th…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/24/2014 on pls stop +4
User avatar #32 - Ashtaroth (09/24/2014) [-]
Under a lot of circumstances I'd agree, but they actually gave a real citation at the bottom. Those numbers are 100% factual. It's weird seeing that coming from Fox, but there it is.
#31 - justaredshirt (09/24/2014) [-]
I'm a Republican and even I approve this message.
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User avatar #11 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey, just thought I'd pop in and say hi.

^_^
User avatar #12 to #11 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, hey, what's up, thought you forgot about me.
User avatar #13 to #12 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah man, just hard keeping up with all my fans.
How's it going?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Fine, I occasionally see you on Steam.
User avatar #15 to #14 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
As do I. Have any favorite games?
User avatar #16 to #15 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
I have so many it's hard to chose... I'm not the type who settles with only a single type of game, one month I'm enjoying FPS, the next it's sandbox, then it's puzzle.
User avatar #17 to #16 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

Did you enjoy my last comic?
User avatar #18 to #17 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Self promoting bastard. (yes)
User avatar #19 to #18 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey man, I'm just asking for feedback is all.

But I'm glad you liked it. Anything you think I should improve or work on?
User avatar #20 to #19 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah, no criticism, just a couple questions though; the heck is Luna dressed as, Mars? And since when was Venus femanazi?
User avatar #21 to #20 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Luna is dressed up as the red spy from TF2.

As for Venus, since her name stems from... well Venus from Roman mythology, the goddess of beauty, and the obvious contrast from the planet Venus (A literal hell hole), the chances it would be feminazi are pretty high.
User avatar #24 to #23 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, what kind of game?
User avatar #26 to #24 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
We have a couple multiplayer games in common, how about Starbound, never played that multi.
User avatar #27 to #26 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hmm... There really hasn't been much to do since the devs abandoned the game.

You think it would be a good co-op session?
User avatar #28 to #27 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
They haven't abandoned entirely, just hyatus for official updates, they're working hard on it, just not releasing their work. Can still get the Nightly builds, but they tend to be broken and unfinished for obvious reasons. On second thought, though, how about Terraria? I haven't played that in a long while.
User avatar #29 to #28 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Terraria eh? Sounds fun but what would we do?
User avatar #31 to #29 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Running out of space, we can chat on Steam if ya want
User avatar #30 to #29 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Start chars from scratch and just play. Unless you mean how we play multi, in which case I was hoping you knew >.>
User avatar #25 to #24 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
The kind that you play.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
ah, I see.
User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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