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Blargosnarf

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Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:9/04/2015
Location:Windsor Vermont USA
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#2291 - Because my usual username was taken, same with my three backup… 02/24/2015 on Why did you pick that... 0
#7 - Prostate cancer, not butt cancer. Prostate cancer is arguably …  [+] (8 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Don't be anal about this... +10
User avatar #38 - assdoreponyfucker (02/23/2015) [-]
what does totalbiscuit have?
User avatar #39 - lunchguy (02/23/2015) [-]
Colon Cancer
#11 - immatakeaduty (02/22/2015) [-]
I...I'm not entirely sure if you thought i was being serious...

There isn't "butt cancer", at least, that I'm aware of. I figured the broad generalization coupled with the content above were enough to convey prostate cancer. you know, cuz doc checkin the prostate, in his butt...
User avatar #42 - shadowstepone (02/23/2015) [-]
You can get skin cancer on your ass, or cancer in lipid groups in your ass, or bone cancer in your hip bones
#12 - applescryatnight (02/22/2015) [-]
well colon cancer is a thing, thats pretty close to butt cancer
#13 - immatakeaduty (02/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #35 - greyhoundfd (02/23/2015) [-]
What if you got skin cancer on your butt? Could you call it butt cancer then?
#36 - immatakeaduty (02/23/2015) [-]
I think you could effectively refer to it as butt cancer, since your butt is just the two fleshy hams attached to the back end of ya.

I would iterate to people though that it's skin cancer...don't want anyone getting all butthurt if they found out it wasn't prostate or colon cancer.
#4 - source plox  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2015 on We all have that one friend 0
User avatar #17 - ScottP (02/21/2015) [-]
To this day, I don't think anyone knows what H2O Delirious looks like
#46 - Wow, actual life advice, sure wish I got this in school. I was…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on all i feel is rage +1
User avatar #49 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
That seems like a good plan. Most liberal arts majors take a business minor, or something else useful, so that they look like worthy applicants for careers when their painting/sculpture/etsy-startup fails miserably. Putting "Liberal Arts Degree" on a resume' is a lot like saying, "I like to achieve by doing the minimum amount necessary, and I don't like to be judged or graded by an actual standard."

That's my other beef with LA classes (drawing, painting, photography)... You don't have to do well to get a good grade. Bullshit and "stylistic choices" can net you an easy A or B when you turn in crap work on which you spent 1/10th the time of your classmates.
Source: How I passed my Digital Photography class.

On a side note, if you do find yourself in college, Liberal Arts classes are the second easiest to get A's in (after General Education like basic language, math, science, and history classes). The downside/tradeoff is that "studio" liberal arts classes are twice as long as other classes, yet provide no extra credits and still give you shit tons of homework. Art Orientation, for example, is a 3-hr/week Gen.Ed. class that gives maybe a chapter of reading per week, which can still be passed by simply paying attention in class and not doing the homework. Drawing 1, by comparison, is a 6-hr/week class for many Liberal Arts majors/minors that gives complicated, time-consuming homework once or twice a week. Both classes count as 1 credit, however, so LA majors are often doing twice the work of their peers to get a degree worth half as much.
This, I suppose, is the price they pay for having laid-back teachers that will rubber-stamp an A onto anything that's at least "completed"
#45 - This would probably be the only time I fully support and advoc… 02/21/2015 on Guess what day it is! 0
#42 - But... but... I want to be a writer...  [+] (5 new replies) 02/21/2015 on all i feel is rage +1
User avatar #45 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
Most liberal arts classes focus on "this is what some other artist or person did, and some people had differing opinions about it." Which is awesome if you're reading it on Cracked, but pretty useless if it's being pitched as a career tool.
You do not need to go to college and study writing to be a writer. There are simple, straightforward courses offered by some universities and schools, and some companies, that will help you be a better writer (highschool stuff, like grammar and punctuation mostly, with some stylistic guidelines or tips of the trade). Such non-collegiate classes are more focused and useful for your career than wasting a bunch of time studying Sakespeare (unless you're planning on writing Shakespearean screenplays)
Now, I'll admit that Writing is perhaps one of the few Liberal Arts degrees (though I think some colleges might consider it Fine Arts or something else) that isn't a TOTAL waste of time, but I'd still advise you to look at the market and your end goals before deciding if you should enroll or not.
I mean, the 50 Shades of Grey author is apparently terrible, likely never went to college, and still made BANK on her shitty books.
Did you ever play the board game "LIFE"? Where you have the option of going to college and take a big loan, only to draw your random career cards and not get anything good? That's the life of a Liberal Arts major.
User avatar #83 - commoncrunch (02/21/2015) [-]
Hey heyyy, fun fact here: 50 Shades of Grey was originally a Twilight fanfic. That's right, SOMEONE'S MAKING BANK ON A FUCKING FANFIC OF AN ALREADY GODAWFUL SERIES.
User avatar #84 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
Yep. This further illustrates the point that going to college to become a better writer is a lot like flying kites to become a better pilot.
User avatar #46 - Blargosnarf (02/21/2015) [-]
Wow, actual life advice, sure wish I got this in school. I was actually thinking biologist/chemist/bio-chemist as a career, and author as a hobby. Both of those are my passion pretty much.
User avatar #49 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
That seems like a good plan. Most liberal arts majors take a business minor, or something else useful, so that they look like worthy applicants for careers when their painting/sculpture/etsy-startup fails miserably. Putting "Liberal Arts Degree" on a resume' is a lot like saying, "I like to achieve by doing the minimum amount necessary, and I don't like to be judged or graded by an actual standard."

That's my other beef with LA classes (drawing, painting, photography)... You don't have to do well to get a good grade. Bullshit and "stylistic choices" can net you an easy A or B when you turn in crap work on which you spent 1/10th the time of your classmates.
Source: How I passed my Digital Photography class.

On a side note, if you do find yourself in college, Liberal Arts classes are the second easiest to get A's in (after General Education like basic language, math, science, and history classes). The downside/tradeoff is that "studio" liberal arts classes are twice as long as other classes, yet provide no extra credits and still give you shit tons of homework. Art Orientation, for example, is a 3-hr/week Gen.Ed. class that gives maybe a chapter of reading per week, which can still be passed by simply paying attention in class and not doing the homework. Drawing 1, by comparison, is a 6-hr/week class for many Liberal Arts majors/minors that gives complicated, time-consuming homework once or twice a week. Both classes count as 1 credit, however, so LA majors are often doing twice the work of their peers to get a degree worth half as much.
This, I suppose, is the price they pay for having laid-back teachers that will rubber-stamp an A onto anything that's at least "completed"
#31 - Juuuust one question... the heck is liberal arts, and how doe…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/21/2015 on all i feel is rage 0
User avatar #41 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
Listen up, I'ma hit you with some knowledge.

Liberal Arts is a shit degree, that usually covers hippy/artsy hobbies that people mistakenly think they can make into careers. Painting, acting, sculpture, possibly even creative writing (fiction and such) often fall under the category of Liberal Arts (as opposed to being Science, Mass Communication, or Education degrees). Basically, anything that makes you think, "hey, I love doing this, I wonder if I can make money doing this" and can be answered with "no, you most likely cannot make money doing this" is probably a Liberal Arts subject.

Source: Wasted 3 years in college as a Liberal Arts major before seeing the error of my ways.
User avatar #42 - Blargosnarf (02/21/2015) [-]
But... but... I want to be a writer...
User avatar #45 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
Most liberal arts classes focus on "this is what some other artist or person did, and some people had differing opinions about it." Which is awesome if you're reading it on Cracked, but pretty useless if it's being pitched as a career tool.
You do not need to go to college and study writing to be a writer. There are simple, straightforward courses offered by some universities and schools, and some companies, that will help you be a better writer (highschool stuff, like grammar and punctuation mostly, with some stylistic guidelines or tips of the trade). Such non-collegiate classes are more focused and useful for your career than wasting a bunch of time studying Sakespeare (unless you're planning on writing Shakespearean screenplays)
Now, I'll admit that Writing is perhaps one of the few Liberal Arts degrees (though I think some colleges might consider it Fine Arts or something else) that isn't a TOTAL waste of time, but I'd still advise you to look at the market and your end goals before deciding if you should enroll or not.
I mean, the 50 Shades of Grey author is apparently terrible, likely never went to college, and still made BANK on her shitty books.
Did you ever play the board game "LIFE"? Where you have the option of going to college and take a big loan, only to draw your random career cards and not get anything good? That's the life of a Liberal Arts major.
User avatar #83 - commoncrunch (02/21/2015) [-]
Hey heyyy, fun fact here: 50 Shades of Grey was originally a Twilight fanfic. That's right, SOMEONE'S MAKING BANK ON A FUCKING FANFIC OF AN ALREADY GODAWFUL SERIES.
User avatar #84 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
Yep. This further illustrates the point that going to college to become a better writer is a lot like flying kites to become a better pilot.
User avatar #46 - Blargosnarf (02/21/2015) [-]
Wow, actual life advice, sure wish I got this in school. I was actually thinking biologist/chemist/bio-chemist as a career, and author as a hobby. Both of those are my passion pretty much.
User avatar #49 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
That seems like a good plan. Most liberal arts majors take a business minor, or something else useful, so that they look like worthy applicants for careers when their painting/sculpture/etsy-startup fails miserably. Putting "Liberal Arts Degree" on a resume' is a lot like saying, "I like to achieve by doing the minimum amount necessary, and I don't like to be judged or graded by an actual standard."

That's my other beef with LA classes (drawing, painting, photography)... You don't have to do well to get a good grade. Bullshit and "stylistic choices" can net you an easy A or B when you turn in crap work on which you spent 1/10th the time of your classmates.
Source: How I passed my Digital Photography class.

On a side note, if you do find yourself in college, Liberal Arts classes are the second easiest to get A's in (after General Education like basic language, math, science, and history classes). The downside/tradeoff is that "studio" liberal arts classes are twice as long as other classes, yet provide no extra credits and still give you shit tons of homework. Art Orientation, for example, is a 3-hr/week Gen.Ed. class that gives maybe a chapter of reading per week, which can still be passed by simply paying attention in class and not doing the homework. Drawing 1, by comparison, is a 6-hr/week class for many Liberal Arts majors/minors that gives complicated, time-consuming homework once or twice a week. Both classes count as 1 credit, however, so LA majors are often doing twice the work of their peers to get a degree worth half as much.
This, I suppose, is the price they pay for having laid-back teachers that will rubber-stamp an A onto anything that's at least "completed"
#40 - Dlsqueak (02/21/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberal_arts_education

Mostly stuff that doesn't net you a job once you get a degree in it.
#12 - You glorious bastard... Even for being the simple messenger I …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on ZIM 0
#13 - nopefarther (02/21/2015) [-]
Dinner and a date first bruh
#33 - My father was a fireman for most of his life, and as long as I… 02/20/2015 on firefighters the real mvp +1
#32 - Against flames? Very protective, **** doesn't burn if y… 02/20/2015 on firefighters the real mvp +19
#4 - eh, close enough. 02/19/2015 on The best of Plans 0
#26 - Technically she's fully naked in the bottom.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Admin, i gots a concern +1
User avatar #27 - hubahuba (02/20/2015) [-]
...lewd
#3 - What... the **** did you just say?  [+] (6 new replies) 02/19/2015 on when a black person gets... +17
#8 - meunlu (02/19/2015) [-]
he said he wants some good ol fashioned cola
#10 - electronicbacon (02/19/2015) [-]
What? Why?
#11 - atwfoomn (02/19/2015) [-]
He gonna blow up the truck, it's the only other way!
User avatar #12 - electronicbacon (02/19/2015) [-]
I would've just suggested walking around it, but whatever.
User avatar #5 - gagster (02/19/2015) [-]
I'm not an expert in autism, but I think he's trying to imply that her being black givers her some sort of anti-water superpower that could have prevented the collision.
#4 - bokbokbok (02/19/2015) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#36 - I don't know how I feel about this.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on Press F to pay respects +6
User avatar #97 - lazaman (02/19/2015) [-]
Feel happy because he got a cool casket.
Feel sad because he needed a casket.
#98 - Keep goin' buddy! Believe in me who believes in you! Any kind … 02/18/2015 on Fat Shaming Wednesday +1
#19 - He... kiiiiiinda is. 02/18/2015 on Beautifully Realistic DBZ Art 0
#23 - Is... is this true? Why hasn't anybody corrected me!? 02/17/2015 on Say The Names Of These Place 0
#121 - If there is not porn of this you are simply wasting my time. 02/17/2015 on *sweating profusely* +2
#5 - There's an entire universe out there, and potentially other un… 02/15/2015 on Tumblr Compilation Part 11... 0
#8 - moonlanding was fake, jet fuel can't melt moon rocks.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2015 on Wake up people +35
User avatar #18 - stickmansam (02/15/2015) [-]
ya but the moon rocks were already weak from the meteors.
#30 - goddamnit I walked into that one. 02/14/2015 on Pokemon Showdown +2
#25 - This is my pyro fox. Others may call it weak but I love it greatly.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2015 on Pokemon Showdown +3
User avatar #29 - echotheambient (02/14/2015) [-]
Is it tri-gendered?
User avatar #30 - Blargosnarf (02/14/2015) [-]
goddamnit I walked into that one.
#6 - Make us Whole 02/14/2015 on Anti-Vacciners Think They... +3
#9 - That's it, thank you. 02/13/2015 on Game of Thrones +1
#7 - The one with the horse, that sounds so familiar, I don't think…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2015 on Game of Thrones +1
#8 - slenderwolf (02/13/2015) [-]
"The Road to El Dorado"
User avatar #9 - Blargosnarf (02/13/2015) [-]
That's it, thank you.

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#32 - hugsta ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #33 to #32 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
y u do dis
User avatar #11 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey, just thought I'd pop in and say hi.

^_^
User avatar #12 to #11 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, hey, what's up, thought you forgot about me.
User avatar #13 to #12 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah man, just hard keeping up with all my fans.
How's it going?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Fine, I occasionally see you on Steam.
User avatar #15 to #14 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
As do I. Have any favorite games?
User avatar #16 to #15 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
I have so many it's hard to chose... I'm not the type who settles with only a single type of game, one month I'm enjoying FPS, the next it's sandbox, then it's puzzle.
User avatar #17 to #16 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

Did you enjoy my last comic?
User avatar #18 to #17 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Self promoting bastard. (yes)
User avatar #19 to #18 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey man, I'm just asking for feedback is all.

But I'm glad you liked it. Anything you think I should improve or work on?
User avatar #20 to #19 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah, no criticism, just a couple questions though; the heck is Luna dressed as, Mars? And since when was Venus femanazi?
User avatar #21 to #20 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Luna is dressed up as the red spy from TF2.

As for Venus, since her name stems from... well Venus from Roman mythology, the goddess of beauty, and the obvious contrast from the planet Venus (A literal hell hole), the chances it would be feminazi are pretty high.
User avatar #24 to #23 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, what kind of game?
User avatar #26 to #24 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
We have a couple multiplayer games in common, how about Starbound, never played that multi.
User avatar #27 to #26 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hmm... There really hasn't been much to do since the devs abandoned the game.

You think it would be a good co-op session?
User avatar #28 to #27 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
They haven't abandoned entirely, just hyatus for official updates, they're working hard on it, just not releasing their work. Can still get the Nightly builds, but they tend to be broken and unfinished for obvious reasons. On second thought, though, how about Terraria? I haven't played that in a long while.
User avatar #29 to #28 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Terraria eh? Sounds fun but what would we do?
User avatar #31 to #29 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Running out of space, we can chat on Steam if ya want
User avatar #30 to #29 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Start chars from scratch and just play. Unless you mean how we play multi, in which case I was hoping you knew >.>
User avatar #25 to #24 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
The kind that you play.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
ah, I see.
User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
User avatar #35 to #10 - Proximity (06/04/2015) [-]
I almost repeated myself here, Blargosnarf
User avatar #36 to #35 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (06/04/2015) [-]
My name has an O in it, COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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