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Blargosnarf

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Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
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#288 - heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy, 'been sniffing around google and, lo' and…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/01/2015 on the draugr are training 0
User avatar #289 - sirgawain (04/01/2015) [-]
Why the fuck not?
User avatar #290 - Blargosnarf (04/01/2015) [-]
oh, thanks pal. See, I'm trying to run Sky Re and EGO at the same time, having used EGO for a little while then discovering Sky Re. Everything is awesome, most everything is working perfectly, except dragons went from "I'm gonna shove my armored cock into your virgin butthole" to "Aaah! A-are those town guards? Christ no!" to the point the dragon dies before I land a hit, which is weird since I play on expert. Do you have an explanation at all? My gut instinct is telling me the crossbows the guards are using, as they are given a 'cut armor in half' debuf.
User avatar #291 - sirgawain (04/01/2015) [-]
Could be crossbow-related.
One question- what is EGO? I've never heard of it.
User avatar #292 - Blargosnarf (04/01/2015) [-]
Epic Gameplay Overhaul, the collective term of the dudes "X X Overhaul" mods, including DCO.
If it is just the crossbows, how would I fix this, and if so, how has no one else complained? It makes dragon fights a joke.
User avatar #293 - sirgawain (04/01/2015) [-]
If you're using deadly dragons, the MCM has a boost armor option- another thing you could do is see if it's a conflict between SkyRe and EGO. Perhaps ask the mod authors if they have time, or simply post in the comments of one or both mods. One thing you might try ing the meantime is fuck with the Load Order. Are you using Mod Organizer or NMM?
User avatar #294 - Blargosnarf (04/01/2015) [-]
NMM, I know, I know, pleb level modding, but so far it's the ONLY mod manager I've ever used that I like and is easy to manage. I've put DCO way low and Sky Re way high in the order, minimal difference. In the meantime, I'll use Deadly Dragons, was already going to test but haven't had a random encounter since I asked you.

Right now it's 4 AM and my eyes are starting to criss-cross so I shall rest.
User avatar #296 - sirgawain (04/02/2015) [-]
Oh, also make sure you check out GophersVids on youtube if you haven't. That man is idolized by the entire Nexus, and for good reason.
User avatar #295 - sirgawain (04/01/2015) [-]
Sounds good. I would also suggest eventually migrating to MO- it has many more built-in resources that are perfect once you learn to use them.
User avatar #297 - Blargosnarf (04/03/2015) [-]
Well the good news is the Deadly Dragons mod is definitely working, far more than I expected it to. The bad news is it is DEFINITELY the crossbows that are the problem and have no idea how to change it. Thanks for the help either way.
User avatar #298 - sirgawain (04/03/2015) [-]
Alright- if it helps, I think EGO is the source of the problem, as SkyRe never caused such issues for myself or others. If other people using EGO don't have the issue, it may be a conflict. See if you have any other crossbow/weapon/combat mods that might have something to do with it.
#606 - You ******* sick freak! Christ, I don't need to hear ab…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2015 on Tell admin your super... 0
User avatar #607 - orangebeanie (03/30/2015) [-]
...I mean... Have you ever tried it?
#29 - I tried watching three or four episodes of this show and I sti…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/23/2015 on SU comp 3 0
#34 - houseofscarlet (03/23/2015) [-]
The show kinda goes in circles for a while, simply because there's so much predating information they need to explain without directly reading out the exposition. It's all a linear, chronological story that will have references and cameos you'll miss unless you've seen the entire series.

It can be a pain to keep up with but God help me it's a damn good show.

Here's a brief summary of what we have so far. 3000 years ago, Rose Quartz and her followers broke away from the Gem Homeworld because they didn't like how they treated humans or the planet earth. This lead to an all-out inter-galactic war which caused chaos, destruction, and countless deaths of gems and humans. In the end, the Gem Homeworld pulled back due to a lack of resources, but left only Rose Quartz, Garnet (who is really a fusion between the gems Ruby and Sapphire), Amethyst, and Pearl left alive. These four now were left with the task of not only rebuilding human civilization, but reclaiming dangerous magical gem relics that warp reality, as well as defeating and containing tainted gems who reform as hideous monsters who only seek destruction. Fast forward 3000 years. By this time, Rose Quartz has met and fallen in love with a human named Greg Universe, a failed one-man-band who lives in his van. Rose becomes pregnant, but at a great cost: her physical being. In order to bring a new life into this world, she becomes half of her son Steven. Now Steven is discovering that, not only does he posses many of his mother's own powers, but unique powers of his own. Powers he'll need, because after 3000 years the Gem Homeworld has decided to attempt to restart operations on earth, assuming the Crystal Gems are by this point non-existent. Now that Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, and Steven have revealed their existence to the Gem Homeworld, they once again face the threat of an inter-galactic war. A war in which they are out numbered and out matched.
#37 - anon (03/23/2015) [-]
wasn't it 5000 years ago?
User avatar #48 - houseofscarlet (03/23/2015) [-]
I could have sworn Pearl said in Rose's Scabbard that the war was 3000 years ago. I could be mistaken.
#30 - anon (03/23/2015) [-]
Plot doesn't kick in till like ep 30 or some shit
Have fun
User avatar #36 - LordVoltagen (03/23/2015) [-]
Plot is secret and hidden until later episodes
Early on the show pretends to be episodic with some continuity, as it is see from the prespective of steven, from whom all is hidden
#61 - ...Imma give ya the benefit of the doubt and say this is *…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/19/2015 on It aint no joke +9
User avatar #63 - nachobeldavid (03/19/2015) [-]
All I'm saying is big fuckin whoop, some lady touched your weiner in 7th grade now you can't trust nobody? Fuck off. Your crocodile tears are for the youtube thumbs.
#67 - ashur (03/19/2015) [-]
You're faking it.
Git gud casul
User avatar #68 - nachobeldavid (03/19/2015) [-]
Ah whatever, I read it like 4 times, and I couldn't figure out the issue. Then I realize that this is a tumblr post on FJ.

I couldn't recognize it without the replies or notes, or wahtever
User avatar #62 - nachobeldavid (03/19/2015) [-]
Grasp it, my nigga, because this guy is milking it for the likes.
#56 - ...did you not read the whole thing or is the concept of a 13 …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/19/2015 on It aint no joke +4
User avatar #59 - nachobeldavid (03/19/2015) [-]
Also, go back to tumblr
User avatar #61 - Blargosnarf (03/19/2015) [-]
...Imma give ya the benefit of the doubt and say this is shit-tier trolling instead of your legitimate views, because I'm finding it hard to grasp someone could truly be this willfully ignorant.
User avatar #63 - nachobeldavid (03/19/2015) [-]
All I'm saying is big fuckin whoop, some lady touched your weiner in 7th grade now you can't trust nobody? Fuck off. Your crocodile tears are for the youtube thumbs.
#67 - ashur (03/19/2015) [-]
You're faking it.
Git gud casul
User avatar #68 - nachobeldavid (03/19/2015) [-]
Ah whatever, I read it like 4 times, and I couldn't figure out the issue. Then I realize that this is a tumblr post on FJ.

I couldn't recognize it without the replies or notes, or wahtever
User avatar #62 - nachobeldavid (03/19/2015) [-]
Grasp it, my nigga, because this guy is milking it for the likes.
User avatar #58 - nachobeldavid (03/19/2015) [-]
Just seems weird, maybe it's the phrasing.. But whatever. Build a bridge.
#52 - I think we'll settle on "you tried to make a joke but it …  [+] (9 new replies) 03/19/2015 on It aint no joke +7
User avatar #55 - nachobeldavid (03/19/2015) [-]
Sure? I literally don't understand what he's talking about.

Was he gay back then? Or did he really not want some old poon?
User avatar #56 - Blargosnarf (03/19/2015) [-]
...did you not read the whole thing or is the concept of a 13 year old being violated by someone they trust, unable to cry out without being slandered, silenced and stomped into the ground absolutely foreign to you?
User avatar #59 - nachobeldavid (03/19/2015) [-]
Also, go back to tumblr
User avatar #61 - Blargosnarf (03/19/2015) [-]
...Imma give ya the benefit of the doubt and say this is shit-tier trolling instead of your legitimate views, because I'm finding it hard to grasp someone could truly be this willfully ignorant.
User avatar #63 - nachobeldavid (03/19/2015) [-]
All I'm saying is big fuckin whoop, some lady touched your weiner in 7th grade now you can't trust nobody? Fuck off. Your crocodile tears are for the youtube thumbs.
#67 - ashur (03/19/2015) [-]
You're faking it.
Git gud casul
User avatar #68 - nachobeldavid (03/19/2015) [-]
Ah whatever, I read it like 4 times, and I couldn't figure out the issue. Then I realize that this is a tumblr post on FJ.

I couldn't recognize it without the replies or notes, or wahtever
User avatar #62 - nachobeldavid (03/19/2015) [-]
Grasp it, my nigga, because this guy is milking it for the likes.
User avatar #58 - nachobeldavid (03/19/2015) [-]
Just seems weird, maybe it's the phrasing.. But whatever. Build a bridge.
#49 - ... why is this one shaped like a butt-plug?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2015 on Motivation - weight loss +2
#50 - zombieplayground (03/18/2015) [-]
Not a true captain of your soul until youve used one
#72 - titsfortots (03/19/2015) [-]
Omfg thank you for letting me witness that comment.
#178 - It started as a web browser!? 03/18/2015 on RIP in peace Internet Explorer 0
#177 - Personally I don't mind. 03/18/2015 on RIP in peace Internet Explorer 0
#30 - Logs are heavy, but they float.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/13/2015 on New Mac Book Features +1
User avatar #34 - drl (03/13/2015) [-]
you can feel that it is metal and not hollow and see the non water tight cracks and molds on the computer
#33 - tapeboy (03/13/2015) [-]
ducks are heavier than water and they float too
User avatar #37 - albertjester (03/13/2015) [-]
so, if the mac book ways the same as a duck, then it's made of wood?
#39 - tapeboy (03/13/2015) [-]
thank you
#38 - tapeboy (03/13/2015) [-]
no it means its a witch!
#50 - At first it was one of the most horrifying things I've seen, t… 03/12/2015 on Shake dem Udders for some... 0
#54 - Goddamnit, everything I want to use is copyritten in some way. 03/09/2015 on Custom 3DS Skins +3
#22 - Are those... pupils? There are insects with pupils? 03/07/2015 on Jeroom Inc. Comp 0
#154 - Nothing but deep respect but... there was a 75 year old marine…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2015 on He was an infantry marine,... 0
#157 - whitemale (03/07/2015) [-]
Thanks. Ha, no, the cross and the date at the bottom were for my grandfather that I was close to who died, I started the tattoo for him and subsequently added the dates of my brothers who were killed in action at my side.
#14 - Thank you 03/07/2015 on Simonov explain why PR is... +1
#12 - What is PR?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2015 on Simonov explain why PR is... 0
User avatar #13 - weinerdick (03/07/2015) [-]
public relations
User avatar #14 - Blargosnarf (03/07/2015) [-]
Thank you
#17 - Comment deleted 03/05/2015 on Injetcions can't melt steel... 0
#24 - Goddamnit! This canonically explained all questions I had abou…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Explanation Engineer +9
User avatar #75 - jcenderion (03/05/2015) [-]
Their kind of like clone troopers. The original mercs are cloned and when they die they are cloned again but keep their memories. So new clones are new players and more skilled clones are veteran players.
User avatar #73 - nickotak (03/05/2015) [-]
Keeps the texture files simple.

If you're looking for an answer to go with that just imagine is as being like a cartoon where everyone kinda looks the same.
User avatar #69 - thevaulthunter (03/05/2015) [-]
Each team has enough cash to afford a very skilled designer to disguise them. This designer is neutral and works for both teams. They only have 9 disguises they are able to make. The mercs must be disguised so their real identities are protected from authorities and the Japanese Mafia.
User avatar #31 - sabcy (03/05/2015) [-]
each merc has an identical twin who was hired by the enemy team, and there is a massive cloning facility held by the twin owners of the companies.
User avatar #28 - warioteam (03/05/2015) [-]
i think the team aspect in the game itself cant be explained, but whereas in, say, the comics, each team has half the mercs (if i remember correctly)
#47 - astarothaufromage (03/05/2015) [-]
You remember wrong. They really just don't give a fuck. Two exactly the same teams fight. There are connections, like red demo being friends with blu soldier, but only the red have a background and at one point the whole blue team just disappears.
User avatar #78 - warioteam (03/05/2015) [-]
ah
User avatar #27 - vortexrain (03/05/2015) [-]
It's a video game, that's how.
#17 - Mercy killing a creature that could have made a full recovery …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2015 on EA shut down Maxis +5
User avatar #18 - cdm (03/05/2015) [-]
I was trying to soften the blow a bit, Debbie Downer. Yeah, it's more like they wrung them dry then tossed them aside.

RIP Maxis. SimCopter was one of the best games I played as a kid.
#13 - No, NO! This can't be real, tell me it's a joke! EA had their …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/05/2015 on EA shut down Maxis +5
User avatar #16 - cdm (03/05/2015) [-]
It's a mercy killing at this point...
User avatar #17 - Blargosnarf (03/05/2015) [-]
Mercy killing a creature that could have made a full recovery with proper care, right after being tortured endlessly by the same person that did the "mercy" killing. EA damn near literally stuck a barbed dildo up EVERY Maxis employee's anus and turned on the vibrator when they weren't working fast enough, forcing ridiculous release dates. They ruined Sim City with that god-aweful excuse of a city simulator, they ruined The Sims with this limited piece of shit they call a fourth iteration, SPORE was Will Writes baby, his dream, a game that you could simulate, literally, EVERYTHING in the galaxy, creating massive civilizations that spanned the stars all the way from struggling to survive wriggling around in primordial ooze... and then EA monitized it, restrained it, limited it, gave it a piss poor development time, and then mass-marketed the FUCK out of it, instead of fixing core features and game breaking glitches, limitations that were present due purely to time restraint, they add in a whole other feature with core feature problems, game breaking glitches, and limitations present due purely to time restraint, a DLC that should virtually have all the time in the world to develop!

They mercy killed it... after bleeding it dry, stripping it's flesh and salting it's wounds for centuries...
User avatar #18 - cdm (03/05/2015) [-]
I was trying to soften the blow a bit, Debbie Downer. Yeah, it's more like they wrung them dry then tossed them aside.

RIP Maxis. SimCopter was one of the best games I played as a kid.
#14 - ganondork (03/05/2015) [-]
Can't say you didn't see it coming though. Maxis hasn't really been Maxis for years now.
#211 - Damn dude, we must have the same employer.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2015 on Anon works at Wendy's +6
User avatar #355 - swagarian (03/02/2015) [-]
Hopefully neither of us gets fired, that would be upsetting.
#14 - That's what they've been doing for the past four years.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Battle for the net. +9
#111 - beastmunger (02/26/2015) [-]
I don't keep up with this stuff, but isn't that what happened to Obamacare?
#160 - anon (02/26/2015) [-]
We had about that in class as an example of the process.
It wouldn't pass in the original form so it gradually got shittier the more it went through congress, and now you guys are getting a steaming pile of shit.
#6 - It was part of an episode, you doughnut. 02/26/2015 on Gaming Problems +1
#12 - Congress pulls this **** all the time, technically beca…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Battle for the net. +71
#13 - nopefarther (02/26/2015) [-]
Oh boy can see how this is gonna go, government keeps submitting it until it gets passed right?
User avatar #14 - Blargosnarf (02/26/2015) [-]
That's what they've been doing for the past four years.
#111 - beastmunger (02/26/2015) [-]
I don't keep up with this stuff, but isn't that what happened to Obamacare?
#160 - anon (02/26/2015) [-]
We had about that in class as an example of the process.
It wouldn't pass in the original form so it gradually got shittier the more it went through congress, and now you guys are getting a steaming pile of shit.
#9 - White milk comes from the females, blue milk comes from the males.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Yolo +9
User avatar #27 - DerpScout (02/24/2015) [-]
Blue milk is made of jawas
User avatar #10 - europe (02/24/2015) [-]
W-what

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Total unique items point value: 2050 / Total items point value: 2100
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #33 to #32 - Blargosnarf (01/03/2015) [-]
y u do dis
User avatar #11 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey, just thought I'd pop in and say hi.

^_^
User avatar #12 to #11 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, hey, what's up, thought you forgot about me.
User avatar #13 to #12 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah man, just hard keeping up with all my fans.
How's it going?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Fine, I occasionally see you on Steam.
User avatar #15 to #14 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
As do I. Have any favorite games?
User avatar #16 to #15 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
I have so many it's hard to chose... I'm not the type who settles with only a single type of game, one month I'm enjoying FPS, the next it's sandbox, then it's puzzle.
User avatar #17 to #16 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

Did you enjoy my last comic?
User avatar #18 to #17 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Self promoting bastard. (yes)
User avatar #19 to #18 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey man, I'm just asking for feedback is all.

But I'm glad you liked it. Anything you think I should improve or work on?
User avatar #20 to #19 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah, no criticism, just a couple questions though; the heck is Luna dressed as, Mars? And since when was Venus femanazi?
User avatar #21 to #20 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Luna is dressed up as the red spy from TF2.

As for Venus, since her name stems from... well Venus from Roman mythology, the goddess of beauty, and the obvious contrast from the planet Venus (A literal hell hole), the chances it would be feminazi are pretty high.
User avatar #24 to #23 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, what kind of game?
User avatar #26 to #24 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
We have a couple multiplayer games in common, how about Starbound, never played that multi.
User avatar #27 to #26 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hmm... There really hasn't been much to do since the devs abandoned the game.

You think it would be a good co-op session?
User avatar #28 to #27 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
They haven't abandoned entirely, just hyatus for official updates, they're working hard on it, just not releasing their work. Can still get the Nightly builds, but they tend to be broken and unfinished for obvious reasons. On second thought, though, how about Terraria? I haven't played that in a long while.
User avatar #29 to #28 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Terraria eh? Sounds fun but what would we do?
User avatar #31 to #29 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Running out of space, we can chat on Steam if ya want
User avatar #30 to #29 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Start chars from scratch and just play. Unless you mean how we play multi, in which case I was hoping you knew >.>
User avatar #25 to #24 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
The kind that you play.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
ah, I see.
User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
User avatar #35 to #10 - Proximity (06/04/2015) [-]
I almost repeated myself here, Blargosnarf
User avatar #36 to #35 - Blargosnarf (06/04/2015) [-]
My name has an O in it, COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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