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|#92 - We all die in the end. [+] (1 new reply)||08/23/2013 on through life||+5|
|#11 - Wow, lookit them damn titties on that miltank...||08/22/2013 on Mega Ditto - you are my hero||0|
|#11 - ...I am error.||08/21/2013 on Real Starters||+1|
|#9 - Wait, Chicorita is a Kiwi!? I thought it was, y'know, a chick! [+] (2 new replies)||08/21/2013 on Real Starters||0|
|#43 - My eyes are perfectly normal and it's invisible, this is just fake. [+] (2 new replies)||08/21/2013 on To all colorblind funnyjunkers||-21|
|#27 - Who the **** cares? [+] (1 new reply)||08/21/2013 on Turtle Bro||-4|
#28 - John Cena (08/21/2013) [-]
Evidently 27 people.
|#81 - Then I guess you have a ****** doctor! But s…||08/21/2013 on Thumbs||0|
|#70 - Remember, it only hurts the first few times, then when things … [+] (2 new replies)||08/21/2013 on Thumbs||0|
#79 - John Cena (08/21/2013) [-]
Oh really? My doctor said it's nothing to be concerned about as long as the blood is bright red and not dark
|#42 - So, because a bunch of ******* idiots use it wrong, the… [+] (1 new reply)||08/21/2013 on Malfoy||+2|
#75 - John Cena (08/22/2013) [-]
That's the evolution of language, my friend. You can be sure that several "proper" definitions of certain words today arose from increasingly common colloquialisms in time's past.
|#20 - well, actually, yes, men can lactate.||08/21/2013 on isded?||+2|
|#43 - Was that in an actual episode? [+] (2 new replies)||08/21/2013 on Should have realized...||+2|
#85 - John Cena (08/22/2013) [-]
It was a CN mashup of some kind. You can look it up pretty easily.
#81 - John Cena (08/22/2013) [-]
|#96 - How did he shave like an idiot and not slice of a layer of ski… [+] (1 new reply)||08/21/2013 on That Mitchell and Webb look||+3|
|#60 - Seems legit. [+] (17 new replies)||08/21/2013 on 10 Pints of Guinness||-2|
|#70 - But that's Blue!||08/21/2013 on The good life||+1|
|#85 - Again. Again. Again. If you're not expecting it to come …||08/21/2013 on My favorite line in futurama||0|
|#19 - And you wonder why nobody goes over to game night. [+] (2 new replies)||08/21/2013 on Faust being awsome again||+14|
|#8 - Or just playing Pikmin and very irritated at that orange Pikmin.||08/21/2013 on The wet bandits||0|
|#27 - how the hell is 1 a few?||08/19/2013 on Found while Googling...||+5|
|#6 - so... what about a new moon? Did she think he just forgot?||08/19/2013 on I'd give you the moon if...||0|
|#8 - Which movie is this? I watched all the Naked Guns but couldn't…||08/19/2013 on Emergency key||0|
|#16 - That is the ******** kidney I've ever seen. [+] (1 new reply)||08/19/2013 on Surgeon Stimulator 2013||+3|
|#51 - ...I have never put toothpaste on a burn, nor has anyone tol… [+] (1 new reply)||08/18/2013 on Why?||+1|
|#48 - ... enlighten me... [+] (6 new replies)||08/18/2013 on Why?||+3|
#49 - gunslayer (08/18/2013) [-]
Well I can't really explain it in the really scientific way but get it this way remember how when you were small and you got a burn your mom told you to rub toothaste on it? That's because water makes the burn swell up, and a swollen burn equals to a lot of pain. That being said, with your whole upper body on fire and jumping into water, your sking would swell up and you'd look like a giant human pop corn. (Please see exaggeration) Not to mention the pain afflicted by the impact and then to top if off the swelling up would give you a pain known by few men.
Other than that reason, I beleive fire+water reaction creates something sort of like an outburst of the heat. That's why in kitchens you'll never see anyone throw water on a flaming pan.
tl;dr Don't fucking do it.
#54 - derpomancy (08/18/2013) [-]
The reason why nobody throws water on a flaming pan is because burning oil and water are explosively volatile. What you're thinking of between water and fire would require temperatures of 700°C or more which causes water to separate into it's base elements the result being if you threw a half full water bottle into temperatures like that, the resulting reaction would have enough power to go through walls.
As for putting water on fire it is a good idea, the colder the better in fact if you do it before your skin properly reacts to the heat you can prevent burns altogether or at least lessen the consequences severely.
|#41 - From what I've seen these animals are practically as much dome… [+] (2 new replies)||08/18/2013 on who wants a red panda||0|
#55 - John Cena (08/18/2013) [-]
they're almost extinct, as why you mostly see them in zoos
|#19 - so, it's hipster to be ecologically friendly now? Are we now r…||08/17/2013 on Solar Power||+3|