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Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:7/22/2014
Location:Windsor Vermont USA
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#49 - Zerglings... they defended the Zerg... yyyeeeeaaaahhhhh, the c…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Yeah PETA, act dumb now. 0
User avatar #50 - thalfak (05/03/2013) [-]
Zerglings have feelings too
http:// www.peta . org/b/thepetafiles/archive/2013/03/11/peta-starcraft-zerglings-have-feelings-too . aspx
User avatar #51 - Blargosnarf (05/03/2013) [-]
I... I... I have no words... no words that can express just how... shocked I am that any person can truly do this and still take themselves seriously...
#34 - ... I think Japanese Honneybees might be my new favorite anima…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Moon moon of every species +2
#49 - queefquizzler (05/03/2013) [-]
Bee's are your favorite species?
#47 - rotinaj (05/03/2013) [-]
Especially because Japanese giant hornets are fucking terrifying. You know they spit flesh eating acid and fly 20 mph?
User avatar #43 - thesovereigngrave (05/03/2013) [-]
I think all honeybees produce honey, hence the name "honeybee."
#17 - I'm sorry sir, I can't take you seriously until you you put yo… 05/03/2013 on Keep staring 0
#16 - That duck just shat out an interdimensional rift between our o… 05/03/2013 on Keep staring +13
#41 - I dunno, my neck of the woods has a few Who fans. Th… 05/03/2013 on Information; Doctor Who is... +2
#240 - You'd **** Tennant? I'd **** … 05/03/2013 on good job craig +2
#33 - ...and? 05/03/2013 on Political arguments on FJ +1
#49 - In the case of the script/story writers, I wholeheartedly agre…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Do want +5
User avatar #63 - exclamation (05/02/2013) [-]
I think your analyst was showing.
User avatar #55 - pkh (05/02/2013) [-]
Read the whole thing, not even a big sonic fan, although i do enjoy the similarities between sonic and dbz. I pledge you a thumb for an informative read that for some reason captivated someone who wasn't a big fan of the franchise.
#45 - Coulda shoulda woulda, something that seems to have been Sega'…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Do want +2
User avatar #47 - riddlerenigma (05/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, I can agree there. Let's just hope this new Sonic game (the 1 that is rumored to have multiple characters), isn't going to be screwed up. But yeah SEGA are going down lower and lower. In fact I honestly think (please don't kill me), that Sonic should go to Nintendo. At least, is SEGA ever die away.
User avatar #49 - Blargosnarf (05/02/2013) [-]
In the case of the script/story writers, I wholeheartedly agree, however, Nintendo has shown it's own ugly side. From the way I see it, the very moment Sonic died, the whole franchise died. For that good ten minutes (or if you're a common player, three hours and several pills of Prozac) SEGA was gone. I'm hoping that this truly is the lowest possible, as they have shown escalation with the great releases of Sonic unleashed (Well, the Sonic stages, anyway), Sonic Colors, and Sonic Generations. Personally, I think that the writers after Sonic 3&K became lost, Sonic Adventure was a step in the right and wrong direction. I thought the transitioning controls into the 3D was pretty good, the story was simple albeit ludicrous, the characters (with the exception of one) had something that felt right, Sonic's high speed, Knuckles' free gliding, Tails' flying, Amy's hammer tricks, and Gamma's pseudo shoot-em-up. Same with Adventure 2, good is the speed controls are great, bad because they didn't build on the successes of the previous one. But then that's the story for every title after.

Really, SEGA should give Sonic a break, it's fanbase is horrendously scatterbrained, he's been done to death. They should just make a new hero who has nothing to do with Sonic, Expand on Nights, plenty of fans would love that. Make someone new with a new control scheme, Mario doesn't go around slashing up his enemies, Link does. Samus doesn't bash baddies and throw barrels, DK does. A plethora of different franchises will not injure a company, Nintendo is the greatest example.

...Shit, my fanboy is showing, better put it away before someone notices...
User avatar #63 - exclamation (05/02/2013) [-]
I think your analyst was showing.
User avatar #55 - pkh (05/02/2013) [-]
Read the whole thing, not even a big sonic fan, although i do enjoy the similarities between sonic and dbz. I pledge you a thumb for an informative read that for some reason captivated someone who wasn't a big fan of the franchise.
#43 - Well, I did say footrace. Plus yeah, Silver was flying the w…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Do want +2
User avatar #44 - riddlerenigma (05/02/2013) [-]
Well his powers were alright, I just think that weren't designed to their full potential.
User avatar #45 - Blargosnarf (05/02/2013) [-]
Coulda shoulda woulda, something that seems to have been Sega's main downfall for that period of time.
User avatar #47 - riddlerenigma (05/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, I can agree there. Let's just hope this new Sonic game (the 1 that is rumored to have multiple characters), isn't going to be screwed up. But yeah SEGA are going down lower and lower. In fact I honestly think (please don't kill me), that Sonic should go to Nintendo. At least, is SEGA ever die away.
User avatar #49 - Blargosnarf (05/02/2013) [-]
In the case of the script/story writers, I wholeheartedly agree, however, Nintendo has shown it's own ugly side. From the way I see it, the very moment Sonic died, the whole franchise died. For that good ten minutes (or if you're a common player, three hours and several pills of Prozac) SEGA was gone. I'm hoping that this truly is the lowest possible, as they have shown escalation with the great releases of Sonic unleashed (Well, the Sonic stages, anyway), Sonic Colors, and Sonic Generations. Personally, I think that the writers after Sonic 3&K became lost, Sonic Adventure was a step in the right and wrong direction. I thought the transitioning controls into the 3D was pretty good, the story was simple albeit ludicrous, the characters (with the exception of one) had something that felt right, Sonic's high speed, Knuckles' free gliding, Tails' flying, Amy's hammer tricks, and Gamma's pseudo shoot-em-up. Same with Adventure 2, good is the speed controls are great, bad because they didn't build on the successes of the previous one. But then that's the story for every title after.

Really, SEGA should give Sonic a break, it's fanbase is horrendously scatterbrained, he's been done to death. They should just make a new hero who has nothing to do with Sonic, Expand on Nights, plenty of fans would love that. Make someone new with a new control scheme, Mario doesn't go around slashing up his enemies, Link does. Samus doesn't bash baddies and throw barrels, DK does. A plethora of different franchises will not injure a company, Nintendo is the greatest example.

...Shit, my fanboy is showing, better put it away before someone notices...
User avatar #63 - exclamation (05/02/2013) [-]
I think your analyst was showing.
User avatar #55 - pkh (05/02/2013) [-]
Read the whole thing, not even a big sonic fan, although i do enjoy the similarities between sonic and dbz. I pledge you a thumb for an informative read that for some reason captivated someone who wasn't a big fan of the franchise.
#88 - If I may play a bit of a Devil's Advocate, if on neutral groun… 05/02/2013 on Bieber +3
#50 - So, how's that T virus coming along?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on Call of Duuty +1
User avatar #57 - undeadwill (05/02/2013) [-]
All good master.
#129 - ...I am confused as to what I'm looking at. Sure, they're laug…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on joker feels +1
User avatar #200 - blackfalcon (05/02/2013) [-]
batman is just leaning on the joker, to not fall while laughing.
After all they've both gone through, they are now like friends to eachother, at least for this one moment.
then with the coming of the police cars, they both realise what they must do. the Joker gets arrested and batman leaves...

If you are a batman fan, you must read this comic 'The Killing Joke' (downloadable on piratebay) and you'll have to read 'through' the story, if you know what I mean. You will then lean to understand what those two characters mean for eachother in a very psychotic way.... It truly is one of the best batman stories ever written
#40 - Silver and Amy? Amy has only been portrayed as a speed charact…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Do want 0
User avatar #82 - downbreak (05/02/2013) [-]
Blargo you forgot to mention Shadow has jets on his sneakers....
User avatar #87 - heartlessrobot (05/02/2013) [-]
He's still pretty damn fast without them I believe.
User avatar #42 - riddlerenigma (05/02/2013) [-]
You haven't played Sonic Generations yet have you.

He is just as fast as sonic in that game (of course he is hovering so it might not be that much of a deal).
User avatar #43 - Blargosnarf (05/02/2013) [-]
Well, I did say footrace. Plus yeah, Silver was flying the whole time, something that, in his only playable appearance, was proven that it's not a whole lot better.
User avatar #44 - riddlerenigma (05/02/2013) [-]
Well his powers were alright, I just think that weren't designed to their full potential.
User avatar #45 - Blargosnarf (05/02/2013) [-]
Coulda shoulda woulda, something that seems to have been Sega's main downfall for that period of time.
User avatar #47 - riddlerenigma (05/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, I can agree there. Let's just hope this new Sonic game (the 1 that is rumored to have multiple characters), isn't going to be screwed up. But yeah SEGA are going down lower and lower. In fact I honestly think (please don't kill me), that Sonic should go to Nintendo. At least, is SEGA ever die away.
User avatar #49 - Blargosnarf (05/02/2013) [-]
In the case of the script/story writers, I wholeheartedly agree, however, Nintendo has shown it's own ugly side. From the way I see it, the very moment Sonic died, the whole franchise died. For that good ten minutes (or if you're a common player, three hours and several pills of Prozac) SEGA was gone. I'm hoping that this truly is the lowest possible, as they have shown escalation with the great releases of Sonic unleashed (Well, the Sonic stages, anyway), Sonic Colors, and Sonic Generations. Personally, I think that the writers after Sonic 3&K became lost, Sonic Adventure was a step in the right and wrong direction. I thought the transitioning controls into the 3D was pretty good, the story was simple albeit ludicrous, the characters (with the exception of one) had something that felt right, Sonic's high speed, Knuckles' free gliding, Tails' flying, Amy's hammer tricks, and Gamma's pseudo shoot-em-up. Same with Adventure 2, good is the speed controls are great, bad because they didn't build on the successes of the previous one. But then that's the story for every title after.

Really, SEGA should give Sonic a break, it's fanbase is horrendously scatterbrained, he's been done to death. They should just make a new hero who has nothing to do with Sonic, Expand on Nights, plenty of fans would love that. Make someone new with a new control scheme, Mario doesn't go around slashing up his enemies, Link does. Samus doesn't bash baddies and throw barrels, DK does. A plethora of different franchises will not injure a company, Nintendo is the greatest example.

...Shit, my fanboy is showing, better put it away before someone notices...
User avatar #63 - exclamation (05/02/2013) [-]
I think your analyst was showing.
User avatar #55 - pkh (05/02/2013) [-]
Read the whole thing, not even a big sonic fan, although i do enjoy the similarities between sonic and dbz. I pledge you a thumb for an informative read that for some reason captivated someone who wasn't a big fan of the franchise.
#65 - Exactly. 05/02/2013 on School lunch 0
#39 - Wouldn't that be subjective? I myself have been trained to use… 05/02/2013 on The QWERTY keyboard 0
#38 - Every single keyboard layout I have ever seen in my entire lif… 05/02/2013 on The QWERTY keyboard 0
#124 - ...my eyes are both, that good? 05/02/2013 on lolol 0
#123 - Fact: if you say "fact" before stating some other ra… 05/02/2013 on lolol 0
#39 - Of all things in the universe to come into existence, every po…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Funnyjunk +18
User avatar #45 - bakonforall (05/02/2013) [-]
be thankful it has a loincloth.
#124 - venomthc (05/02/2013) [-]
Or you would see his 3rd leg.
#135 - devout feminist (05/02/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the complete truth
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read
#169 - devout feminist (05/02/2013) [-]
If Asians could read minds, I'm pretty sure a NK Citizen would be able to know that nobody gives a damn.
#38 - So... FJ is giving tumblr a uterus punch? 05/02/2013 on Funnyjunk +1
#27 - I would defend against this allegation but you are proof of this. 05/02/2013 on Spoiled 9yr old kid in ferrari 0
#52 - He has a room dedicated to stuffed animal penises.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on America +5
#62 - bendeman (05/02/2013) [-]
#159 - Ironic as they have 'mute' in their name. 05/01/2013 on Husky 0
#62 - Oh ! Oh. Ooooooohhhhhhh... I have never heard th…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/01/2013 on NOPE +1
User avatar #64 - dashgamer (05/01/2013) [-]
It's called the head because the bathroom is always at the head of a ship. Same reason windows are portholes and the floor is a deck and such things.
#74 - kaslin (05/01/2013) [-]
It because the Marines are Naval Infantry and share their strange, seagoing, ways.
User avatar #75 - dashgamer (05/01/2013) [-]
I know. You should have replied to Blargosnarf. =]
#77 - kaslin (05/01/2013) [-]
Should have, but didn't.
#78 - dashgamer (05/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #164 - frenetic (05/15/2013) [-]
Source?
#82 - dashgamer (05/01/2013) [-]
#84 - kaslin (05/01/2013) [-]
#86 - dashgamer (05/01/2013) [-]
FLOKI
#165 - kaslin (05/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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