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Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:11/24/2014
Location:Windsor Vermont USA
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#96 - How did he shave like an idiot and not slice of a layer of ski…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2013 on That Mitchell and Webb look +3
#129 - maucorn has deleted their comment.
#60 - Seems legit.  [+] (17 new replies) 08/21/2013 on 10 Pints of Guinness -2
#61 - endospore (08/21/2013) [-]
www.humblebundle.com/

Don't like racing games. What the hell else am I supposed to do with it?
User avatar #85 - thundagawd (08/21/2013) [-]
What keys do you have left? I got a couple copies of XCOM: Enemy Unknown with the DLC and a Copy of Spec Ops: The Line if you'd be interested in a trade?
User avatar #109 - blokrokker (08/22/2013) [-]
If the offer still stands, would you like Poker Night at the Inventory and Dungeons: Steam Special Edition in exchange for Spec Ops: The Line?
User avatar #116 - thundagawd (08/22/2013) [-]
I've played both of them before and wasn't a huge fan of either one, sorry D:
User avatar #117 - blokrokker (08/22/2013) [-]
Damn. Want some Steam Trading Cards?
User avatar #118 - thundagawd (08/22/2013) [-]
No thanks, I end up selling most of my cards anyways =/
#120 - blokrokker (08/22/2013) [-]
What will it take to get Spec Ops: The Line from you?
#123 - thundagawd (08/22/2013) [-]
Actually, I'd be willing to trade it for Dungeons: Steam Special Edition like you mentioned earlier, I got it mixed up with the old "Dungeon Master" from the 80's, sorry about that, I should've looked it up first ._.
User avatar #150 - blokrokker (08/22/2013) [-]
Bitchin. It's a pretty fun game, it's just, you know, I've already got it. Don't remember how I got the extra copy. What's your Steam name? Mine's Anal Rape. Yep.
User avatar #159 - thundagawd (08/22/2013) [-]
Mine's Thundagawd, sorry about the delay, was doing stuff and things.

Also, I have no idea how trading on Steam works, so yeah ._.
User avatar #209 - blokrokker (08/22/2013) [-]
I got two Thundagawds. Are you from Canada?
User avatar #214 - thundagawd (08/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm the one from Canada, which Anal Rape are you? There's a disturbing amount of people with the name "Anal Rape" on Steam.
User avatar #224 - blokrokker (08/23/2013) [-]
Sorry about the crazy delay- moved into college today, left yesterday morning. I'll friend you, don't worry about me. I'm the one with Joey Wheeler from Yu-Gi-Oh! as his profile pic.
User avatar #225 - thundagawd (08/23/2013) [-]
Yeah no worries, I had my wisdom teeth pulled out yesterday so I wasn't exactly on a whole lot either. Anywho, sounds good, I'll friend you as well, and we can do this whenever you're ready
#97 - fiddyone (08/21/2013) [-]
I'd be happy to trade some of the games from the bundle for Xcom, if the offer stands to anyone?
User avatar #99 - thundagawd (08/21/2013) [-]
Sorry, I checked the bundle real quick and I already have all the games included in the bundle, it was more of a spur of the moment comment, I didn't know what the games included in the bundle were =/
#102 - fiddyone (08/21/2013) [-]
Np at all man. You'll get a decent swap offer from the steam forums. Best to have a game in mind and offer on that forum
#70 - But that's Blue! 08/21/2013 on The good life +1
#85 - Again. Again. Again. If you're not expecting it to come … 08/21/2013 on My favorite line in futurama 0
#19 - And you wonder why nobody goes over to game night.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2013 on Faust being awsome again +14
User avatar #20 - kathuzada (08/21/2013) [-]
But I have Clue
User avatar #23 - eonsmashface (08/21/2013) [-]
Somewhere there's a colonel mustard with a lead pipe joke..
#8 - Or just playing Pikmin and very irritated at that orange Pikmin. 08/21/2013 on The wet bandits 0
#27 - how the hell is 1 a few? 08/19/2013 on Found while Googling... +5
#6 - so... what about a new moon? Did she think he just forgot? 08/19/2013 on I'd give you the moon if... 0
#8 - Which movie is this? I watched all the Naked Guns but couldn't… 08/19/2013 on Emergency key 0
#16 - That is the ******** kidney I've ever seen.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2013 on Surgeon Stimulator 2013 +3
User avatar #19 - Zaxplab (08/19/2013) [-]
That just means it's extra healthy.
#51 - ...I have never put toothpaste on a burn, nor has anyone tol…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2013 on Why? +1
#52 - angelusprimus (08/18/2013) [-]
You can buy burning gels in magic shops that will burn for nearly half minute without touching skin.
But covering this much of yourself is idiotic.
#48 - ... enlighten me...  [+] (6 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Why? +3
User avatar #71 - wobblyloo (08/18/2013) [-]
you basically never go from red hot to freezing cold straight away..if you burn your hand for example its better to run it under slightly warm water first and then cold water so it wont blister
User avatar #49 - gunslayer (08/18/2013) [-]
Well I can't really explain it in the really scientific way but get it this way remember how when you were small and you got a burn your mom told you to rub toothaste on it? That's because water makes the burn swell up, and a swollen burn equals to a lot of pain. That being said, with your whole upper body on fire and jumping into water, your sking would swell up and you'd look like a giant human pop corn. (Please see exaggeration) Not to mention the pain afflicted by the impact and then to top if off the swelling up would give you a pain known by few men.

Other than that reason, I beleive fire+water reaction creates something sort of like an outburst of the heat. That's why in kitchens you'll never see anyone throw water on a flaming pan.

tl;dr Don't fucking do it.
User avatar #54 - derpomancy (08/18/2013) [-]
The reason why nobody throws water on a flaming pan is because burning oil and water are explosively volatile. What you're thinking of between water and fire would require temperatures of 700°C or more which causes water to separate into it's base elements the result being if you threw a half full water bottle into temperatures like that, the resulting reaction would have enough power to go through walls.
As for putting water on fire it is a good idea, the colder the better in fact if you do it before your skin properly reacts to the heat you can prevent burns altogether or at least lessen the consequences severely.
User avatar #57 - gunslayer (08/18/2013) [-]
Well I always was told it worked like that. Thanks for the information. Still though, I'm pretty sure putting water on a burn swells up your skin. I mean I've lived through that.
User avatar #51 - Blargosnarf (08/18/2013) [-]
...I have never put toothpaste on a burn, nor has anyone told me to! Besides, it looks like he covered himself in a gel, I'm guessing hand sanitizer, which, if you have a thick enough coat, will burn on top of your skin without burning you for several seconds.
#52 - angelusprimus (08/18/2013) [-]
You can buy burning gels in magic shops that will burn for nearly half minute without touching skin.
But covering this much of yourself is idiotic.
#41 - From what I've seen these animals are practically as much dome…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/18/2013 on who wants a red panda 0
#55 - Womens Study Major (08/18/2013) [-]
they're almost extinct, as why you mostly see them in zoos
User avatar #42 - subaqueousreach (08/18/2013) [-]
A lot of people do keep them as pets, but the reason they're not more widespread or common is due to excessive poaching. Apparently their fur sells for a lot.
#19 - so, it's hipster to be ecologically friendly now? Are we now r… 08/17/2013 on Solar Power +3
#13 - Well, it also expresses excitement emotion into the speech, so… 08/17/2013 on Life. 0
#51 - Damn, Jack can jump. 08/17/2013 on him? +4
#11 - Raj is Dave but with a different shirt... perhaps he/they have MPD. 08/17/2013 on a little crazy 0
#51 - What the **** is wrong with Heavy's wrist!?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Beating a dead horse +1
User avatar #67 - alekksandar (08/17/2013) [-]
it's a sausage
User avatar #65 - epicapocalypse (08/17/2013) [-]
Looks like a Stretch Armstrong
#40 - Pretty relevant if you ask me. 08/16/2013 on Interesting Mushrooms #3 0
#20 - Same reason the Dragonborn is always portrayed as a Nord/Human… 08/16/2013 on I'm tired +3
#384 - Does this **** really work?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2013 on Thank you FJ, free games... 0
User avatar #393 - sourpuss (08/16/2013) [-]
i have no idea
#40 - This spying is for national security. This unwaranted… 08/15/2013 on I think I've seen this NSA... +9
#19 - Really, I've never noticed a single bit of difference.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/15/2013 on What +4
#20 - TomasArnar (08/15/2013) [-]
Well, it's a fucking stereotype
User avatar #93 - xxmarkusxx (08/15/2013) [-]
that was the coolest fucking Gif. It makes me wish you weren't so retarded.
#59 - criponblood (08/15/2013) [-]
i know for a fact that Dominicans do it cause every time i go to the Dominican Republic its like a thunderous clap as soon as the plane lands i think we do it cause allot of Dominicans think planes are flying deathtraps.Thus them clapping for their safe arrival.
User avatar #77 - yojo (08/15/2013) [-]
holy shit man, I just assumed everyone did it but is it really just us Dominicans? I've never been on a plane that wasn't heading to or from the Dominican Republic
User avatar #81 - criponblood (08/15/2013) [-]
i mean i as far as I know. That shit is hilarious though some old lady was literally reading verses of the bible out loud in fear the whole time it was descending
User avatar #82 - yojo (08/15/2013) [-]
bahahaha
It does get ridiculous. Airplanes have been the safest way to travel for years and for some reason Dominicans don't get that.
#17 - As far as I know that's what every audience does.  [+] (8 new replies) 08/15/2013 on What +9
User avatar #18 - TomasArnar (08/15/2013) [-]
Not nearly as much as Americans, I've noticed.
User avatar #19 - Blargosnarf (08/15/2013) [-]
Really, I've never noticed a single bit of difference.
#20 - TomasArnar (08/15/2013) [-]
Well, it's a fucking stereotype
User avatar #93 - xxmarkusxx (08/15/2013) [-]
that was the coolest fucking Gif. It makes me wish you weren't so retarded.
#59 - criponblood (08/15/2013) [-]
i know for a fact that Dominicans do it cause every time i go to the Dominican Republic its like a thunderous clap as soon as the plane lands i think we do it cause allot of Dominicans think planes are flying deathtraps.Thus them clapping for their safe arrival.
User avatar #77 - yojo (08/15/2013) [-]
holy shit man, I just assumed everyone did it but is it really just us Dominicans? I've never been on a plane that wasn't heading to or from the Dominican Republic
User avatar #81 - criponblood (08/15/2013) [-]
i mean i as far as I know. That shit is hilarious though some old lady was literally reading verses of the bible out loud in fear the whole time it was descending
User avatar #82 - yojo (08/15/2013) [-]
bahahaha
It does get ridiculous. Airplanes have been the safest way to travel for years and for some reason Dominicans don't get that.
#15 - I honestly don't understand the clapping thing... is that a st…  [+] (37 new replies) 08/14/2013 on What +28
User avatar #92 - hydraetis (08/15/2013) [-]
Well I noticed moving to Canada from New Zealand that people here applaud for way too many things to make logical sense. I swear I wouldn't be surprised if you ran into a mall screaming and sobbing that your mother just got brutally murdered outside there'd probably be one fucker somewhere in the vicinity that would give applause.
User avatar #78 - mlpokeyuan (08/15/2013) [-]
People applause when the plane lands/takes off. It's annoying.
User avatar #102 - thalfak (08/15/2013) [-]
How's it annoying? You applause because it has been a safe flight so to signal to the pilots you are happy for the flight.
User avatar #107 - toensix (08/15/2013) [-]
No that´s stupid you don´t applaud the bus driver after a safe ride do you? And a bus has a much higher chance of having an accident then an airplane.
User avatar #108 - thalfak (08/15/2013) [-]
How hard do you think it is to become an airline pilot compared to a Bus Driver as well? Higher chance or not, landing a airline plane is way harder than driving a bus.
User avatar #115 - ruebezahl (08/15/2013) [-]
Actually, nowadays the auto pilot can land a plane in normal conditions. It will still be a few years before there's an autopilot for driving the bus.

So in fact, those people might be applauding the auto pilot for a safe landing.
User avatar #109 - toensix (08/15/2013) [-]
How hard it is to become one has nothing to with it. 'Thank you for learning how to land an airplane.'
User avatar #71 - andrewiscoolyo (08/15/2013) [-]
It irritates the fuck out of me when people clap after a train ride or a plane ride. like just shut the fuck up, nobody wants to hear your damn hands.
#114 - letdemrustle (08/15/2013) [-]
waitwiawiaiwiwwiwait people in America clap after getting of a train?? wtf???
User avatar #26 - quadroller (08/15/2013) [-]
No, guys. In Europe, when you land with the plane it's a habit to clap the pilot because the flight was successful, maybe because everyone is frightened.
User avatar #53 - rainbowrush (08/15/2013) [-]
Not common in Europe, or anywhere, I think.
User avatar #130 - mlpokeyuan (08/15/2013) [-]
Common in America
User avatar #131 - rainbowrush (08/15/2013) [-]
Sound weird, but not as weird as all the tipping.
User avatar #132 - mlpokeyuan (08/15/2013) [-]
I don't know where the tipping thing came from. I've only seen people tip in normal situations, like at a restaurant or a taxi drive.
User avatar #133 - rainbowrush (08/15/2013) [-]
I've never been outside of Europe, atm, but everyone I know that has been to the USA say you have/should tip for almost everything. I'm just used to tip for "normal" stuff like restaurants and restaurant.

I think it's because they moved money from the price of stuff to tipping, then give next to no pay to the workers. I'm not sure, tho.
User avatar #134 - mlpokeyuan (08/15/2013) [-]
I can see how that would get out of hand. They think that anyone that helps you must receive a tip, unless you genuinely want to give them money.

I can't get that sentence the way I want it to sound.
User avatar #135 - rainbowrush (08/15/2013) [-]
I fully understand how you wanted it to sound.

If you're American and visit Europe, we put the tip directly into your tab and then to the workers. Unless for restaurants and maybe some other stuff, you're not supposed to tip. This can save you some money and some awkward situations.
User avatar #136 - mlpokeyuan (08/15/2013) [-]
thanks for the tip. no pun intended.
#69 - Womens Study Major (08/15/2013) [-]
it depends o the country
User avatar #70 - rainbowrush (08/15/2013) [-]
Not in mid, south, west, north and most of east Europe. Maybe in some small parts on the far east.
User avatar #100 - walkerjam (08/15/2013) [-]
I'm an aviation enthusiast (or geek, to be more accurate) and I can confirm that it does happen in Europe. I wouldn't call it common or a habit though. But it does depend a lot of the demographic of the passengers on the flight.
#101 - jeskos (08/15/2013) [-]
as far as i experienced it with german airlines, everyone is clapping when the landing was softer than the flight itself..
User avatar #22 - hitlersgayabortion (08/15/2013) [-]
yea, I've never heard that one before, kind of a weird thing to be known for.
User avatar #23 - Maroon (08/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, well that's news to me, lol.
#21 - mattkingg (08/15/2013) [-]
Apparantly americans clap t the end of long journeys, or something. That's what i heard
User avatar #25 - generaljosh (08/15/2013) [-]
As an American, I can confirm this to be true.
I swear, every fucking time we go to the moon, there's some asshole clapping in the background
#73 - Womens Study Major (08/15/2013) [-]
Dude I fucking hate that. On my trip this summer everyone in my shuttle clapped whenever the pilot turned on the afterburner. Moonwalk was kind of lame too...
User avatar #16 - TomasArnar (08/15/2013) [-]
You know how on TV shows like American Idol and America's got talent, the audience usually goes all:" WWWWWWWWOOOOOOO YEAH WOOT YEAH*Whistling*HOLY SHIT"
It's ridiculous.
User avatar #17 - Blargosnarf (08/15/2013) [-]
As far as I know that's what every audience does.
User avatar #18 - TomasArnar (08/15/2013) [-]
Not nearly as much as Americans, I've noticed.
User avatar #19 - Blargosnarf (08/15/2013) [-]
Really, I've never noticed a single bit of difference.
#20 - TomasArnar (08/15/2013) [-]
Well, it's a fucking stereotype
User avatar #93 - xxmarkusxx (08/15/2013) [-]
that was the coolest fucking Gif. It makes me wish you weren't so retarded.
#59 - criponblood (08/15/2013) [-]
i know for a fact that Dominicans do it cause every time i go to the Dominican Republic its like a thunderous clap as soon as the plane lands i think we do it cause allot of Dominicans think planes are flying deathtraps.Thus them clapping for their safe arrival.
User avatar #77 - yojo (08/15/2013) [-]
holy shit man, I just assumed everyone did it but is it really just us Dominicans? I've never been on a plane that wasn't heading to or from the Dominican Republic
User avatar #81 - criponblood (08/15/2013) [-]
i mean i as far as I know. That shit is hilarious though some old lady was literally reading verses of the bible out loud in fear the whole time it was descending
User avatar #82 - yojo (08/15/2013) [-]
bahahaha
It does get ridiculous. Airplanes have been the safest way to travel for years and for some reason Dominicans don't get that.
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User avatar #11 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey, just thought I'd pop in and say hi.

^_^
User avatar #12 to #11 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, hey, what's up, thought you forgot about me.
User avatar #13 to #12 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah man, just hard keeping up with all my fans.
How's it going?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Fine, I occasionally see you on Steam.
User avatar #15 to #14 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
As do I. Have any favorite games?
User avatar #16 to #15 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
I have so many it's hard to chose... I'm not the type who settles with only a single type of game, one month I'm enjoying FPS, the next it's sandbox, then it's puzzle.
User avatar #17 to #16 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

Did you enjoy my last comic?
User avatar #18 to #17 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Self promoting bastard. (yes)
User avatar #19 to #18 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey man, I'm just asking for feedback is all.

But I'm glad you liked it. Anything you think I should improve or work on?
User avatar #20 to #19 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah, no criticism, just a couple questions though; the heck is Luna dressed as, Mars? And since when was Venus femanazi?
User avatar #21 to #20 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Luna is dressed up as the red spy from TF2.

As for Venus, since her name stems from... well Venus from Roman mythology, the goddess of beauty, and the obvious contrast from the planet Venus (A literal hell hole), the chances it would be feminazi are pretty high.
User avatar #24 to #23 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, what kind of game?
User avatar #26 to #24 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
We have a couple multiplayer games in common, how about Starbound, never played that multi.
User avatar #27 to #26 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hmm... There really hasn't been much to do since the devs abandoned the game.

You think it would be a good co-op session?
User avatar #28 to #27 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
They haven't abandoned entirely, just hyatus for official updates, they're working hard on it, just not releasing their work. Can still get the Nightly builds, but they tend to be broken and unfinished for obvious reasons. On second thought, though, how about Terraria? I haven't played that in a long while.
User avatar #29 to #28 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Terraria eh? Sounds fun but what would we do?
User avatar #31 to #29 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Running out of space, we can chat on Steam if ya want
User avatar #30 to #29 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Start chars from scratch and just play. Unless you mean how we play multi, in which case I was hoping you knew >.>
User avatar #25 to #24 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
The kind that you play.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
ah, I see.
User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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