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Blargosnarf

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: RayMan225
Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:4/01/2015
Location:Windsor Vermont USA
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Comment Ranking:#5243
Highest Content Rank:#10503
Highest Comment Rank:#555
Content Thumbs: 131 total,  226 ,  95
Comment Thumbs: 21591 total,  25026 ,  3435
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 12 Content: New Here → Level 13 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 63.6% (636/1000)
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Subscribers:8
Content Views:5827
Times Content Favorited:32 times
Total Comments Made:5358
FJ Points:20590

latest user's comments

#22 - I would say UFO, Ultimate Follower Overhaul, but probably just… 12/31/2014 on skyrim 0
#20 - Are you ******* sorry? 12/30/2014 on *roll tits* 0
#84 - Are you kidding? I've been trying on again off again for two y… 12/28/2014 on Witty yet cute title 0
#44 - Ask for friend to show you how it looks. Might as well get som…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2014 on Tumblr wat +1
User avatar #55 - mrshrapnel (12/25/2014) [-]
He already did.
#51 - My dick hurts...  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2014 on Solve all your problems... +3
User avatar #59 - silverzepher (12/25/2014) [-]
only thing to do is teach it a lesson, keep whackin it
#5 - That's not an introvert, that's an asshole, you find those typ… 12/25/2014 on dont forget the apple fan +1
#17 - He's no vet, it could have made a recovery for all he knows.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on 4chan actually cares 0
User avatar #40 - zoologyexplain (12/22/2014) [-]
If a wild animal is in such pain and shock that it can't respond to a giant predator touching and messing with it, it's going to die. You don't have to be a vet to determine that.
#9 - "these tourists didn't learn every piece of trivial facts…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Inb4 success breeds jealousy -2
User avatar #14 - frenzyhero (12/21/2014) [-]
nobody cares about the towels, the bitching is the problem
and when everyone else is quiet, why cant they take a hint and be quiet, or within a respectable volume?

Why the hell do people go into the sauna not expecting heat, too?

It's not the customs. It's the bitching. Any self-aware person should realize that's not an appropriate way to act.
#19 - namenotallowed (12/21/2014) [-]
Do american tourists actually act like this though? Serious question. I'm American and I haven't had the opportunity to travel a lot even though I'd like to and if this is the general experience people have from us I can't really blame people for getting pissy around us. The tourists in this story seem to be a very special kind of stupid though I can't imagine bitching in the sauna like that no matter how hot.
User avatar #20 - frenzyhero (12/21/2014) [-]
Ask yourself.
Would you act like this?

There's your answer.
#21 - namenotallowed (12/21/2014) [-]
So no then? That didn't help me at all I was asking in your personal experience do american tourists act like the above story or is it exaggerated? I know how I would act but that doesn't mean people who are tourists would act the same as I would.
User avatar #24 - frenzyhero (12/21/2014) [-]
I was saying you're an average person.
#25 - namenotallowed (12/21/2014) [-]
Oh well then I apologize because it turns out I am rather stupid.
#11 - dontknowme (12/21/2014) [-]
It's the audible pissing and moaning that is the problem.
#149 - ...is it normal to have twenty different fetishes? 12/18/2014 on Animal Behavior 0
#42 - Then you're still supporting those freedoms, by saying such th… 12/18/2014 on Gabes defeats the SJWs +1
#61 - Feudal Japan, yes, exactly what they're based off of. 12/18/2014 on HALO LOREMASTER: The Sangheili 0
#22 - I'm just in it for the porn, mostly, but some webcomics have g… 12/16/2014 on We all know now,... 0
#240 - Is this the same guy that said women have anti-rape systems bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on This white guy got it right -2
User avatar #252 - revanmal (12/16/2014) [-]
That's Todd Akin, you ignorant slut.
#18 - Great, another made-up word, the hell does "mansplaining&…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on here we go again 0
#36 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
(to) Mansplain [verb]: For a male to explain something to a SJW which can be percieved in any way whatsoever as intolerant. Will usually be used to debunk the argument, regardless of any truth. See also: Straw-man; Logical Fallacies; AdHominiem
#8 - How's your dick?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/16/2014 on twins 0
User avatar #11 - puffbrownies (12/16/2014) [-]
same
#23 - tippidie (12/16/2014) [-]
If I kicked you in the dick would he feel it too?
User avatar #46 - puffbrownies (12/17/2014) [-]
no sorry already tried
#32 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
if they shared pain and pleassure, wouldn't it be really akward if one of them were gay, and the other was not?
User avatar #47 - puffbrownies (12/17/2014) [-]
that's a story for another time children
#7 - Semen. 12/15/2014 on WANTTTTTTTTTTT +137
#17 - 9/10, worst game ever. 12/14/2014 on It will always be too soon.. +2
#8 - The fact that it could suddenly stop running and driving at an…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on Russian Shit Mobile +2
User avatar #11 - Thundergod (12/12/2014) [-]
Like, say, in the middle of a high-speed car chase between you and Angelina Jolie over an Ethiopian kid.
#6 - 7/10, too much water. 12/12/2014 on rainy day san francisco 0
#22 - Those are Indians, not Muslims you imbecile.  [+] (29 new replies) 12/11/2014 on Money +18
#97 - kingoflint (12/11/2014) [-]
There are 250 million Indian Muslims buddy
User avatar #33 - linkofreek (12/11/2014) [-]
Implying Indians can't be muslim
User avatar #26 - plasticcup (12/11/2014) [-]
>>#8, You say Indian, I hear foreigner, which is synonymous with terrorist.
User avatar #61 - octagon (12/11/2014) [-]
...well, at least youre honest.
User avatar #41 - bendingtimeisgood (12/11/2014) [-]
Is this George W. Bush?
User avatar #42 - plasticcup (12/11/2014) [-]
Evil dooers.
User avatar #43 - bendingtimeisgood (12/11/2014) [-]
Do Canadians count as foreigners?
User avatar #44 - plasticcup (12/11/2014) [-]
I don't know. Ask a Canadian.
User avatar #45 - bendingtimeisgood (12/11/2014) [-]
How do we summon Canadians?
User avatar #95 - fukkentyranitar (12/11/2014) [-]
What do you want?
User avatar #96 - bendingtimeisgood (12/11/2014) [-]
In America, would a Canadian count as a foreigner? We're different countries, but we're right next to each other, and our societies are fairly similar.
User avatar #100 - fukkentyranitar (12/11/2014) [-]
We blend in pretty nicely until you get into Georgia. But I'm black so I'll fit in anywhere as long as the feds don't stop me.
User avatar #87 - bluefootbird (12/11/2014) [-]
Place a bowl of macaroni in front of a TV with a hockey game showing.
User avatar #88 - bendingtimeisgood (12/11/2014) [-]
I don't know if any of the sports channels I have show hockey.
User avatar #89 - bluefootbird (12/11/2014) [-]
Try singing "O Canada" while sitting in a bowl of macaroni. You may have to step it up by pouring maple syrup over your head while singing Nickleback songs.

That last bit tends to also summon demons so be sure to check their passport when they arrive.
User avatar #90 - bendingtimeisgood (12/11/2014) [-]
Do Canadians like Nickelback?
User avatar #91 - bluefootbird (12/11/2014) [-]
Nickleback is Canadian. When they hear you singing their songs and sense your offering of macaroni, they will arrive.
User avatar #92 - bendingtimeisgood (12/11/2014) [-]
I don't want Nickleback in my house. Could I do it by setting a bowl of macaroni in front of a TV with a Jim Carrey movie playing?
User avatar #46 - plasticcup (12/11/2014) [-]
You need 5 sacrificial offerings
You need:

Beaver pelts (2 at most)
The antler of a moose
A loonie (the dollar)
and a hockey puck.

Now that's only to summon a Canadian what you need to do now is to tame it.
It will try to seduce you with it's lavish accent BUT DON'T MENTION ABOUT IT. It will deny it's existence and will vanish and or kill you.

what you need to do is to say the words in the most harshes Canadian accent as you can when it asks "how's it goin der eh bud?" you reply "Just oot fer a rip eh"

After it says "oo fuckin rights eh" Throw your pokeball and capture. It shall then give you three wishes. You might have to mentally prepare yourself first.

OUT FOR A RIP - OFFICIAL VIDEO
User avatar #48 - bendingtimeisgood (12/11/2014) [-]
What happens if I pour maple syrup on the beaver pelts?
User avatar #49 - plasticcup (12/11/2014) [-]
I don't even know where you got the maple syrup.

That's probably fake american maples syrup.

Only Canadians give the elixir when they consider you it's family.
User avatar #50 - bendingtimeisgood (12/11/2014) [-]
Will an interest in Trailer Park Boys make it easier to befriend them?
User avatar #51 - plasticcup (12/11/2014) [-]
Fuckin rights bud.
User avatar #52 - bendingtimeisgood (12/11/2014) [-]
I tried it. I was warped into the middle of a hockey game, a puck hit me in the dick, and I woke up back here.
User avatar #53 - plasticcup (12/11/2014) [-]
SHIT i meant a hockey stick! not a hockey puck.
User avatar #54 - bendingtimeisgood (12/11/2014) [-]
Canada magic is complicated.
User avatar #55 - plasticcup (12/11/2014) [-]
Itès quité modernized, if it was ancient european magic it would be simplér.
#74 - cyborgsanta (12/11/2014) [-]
Oh sorry im late eh
User avatar #23 - uneventfulneko (12/11/2014) [-]
That's a bit hostile, you should be nicer with your comments
#24 - God, what is this, I saw a scene of this once when I was eight…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2014 on Studying for finals +1
User avatar #26 - tvfreakuk (12/10/2014) [-]
It's 'Short Circuit 2'
#10 - Damn, foiled again, This is not over! 12/10/2014 on Pokedex is written by player +1
#8 - ******** , Gen 1 didn't have shinnies programmed in, gen…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Pokedex is written by player +2
User avatar #14 - jcjohnson (12/10/2014) [-]
Nigga ever heard of firered/leafgreen?
#9 - graboidzero (12/10/2014) [-]
**graboidzero rolled image** Or, you know, I just didn't add advance after gameboy
User avatar #10 - Blargosnarf (12/10/2014) [-]
Damn, foiled again, This is not over!
#9 - From what I know, heatstroke is a common possibility, and tend… 12/10/2014 on super weird fantasy +6
#6 - ... you mean he's not? 12/10/2014 on (untitled) +1

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#32 - hugsta ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #33 to #32 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
y u do dis
User avatar #11 - samio ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey, just thought I'd pop in and say hi.

^_^
User avatar #12 to #11 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, hey, what's up, thought you forgot about me.
User avatar #13 to #12 - samio ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah man, just hard keeping up with all my fans.
How's it going?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Fine, I occasionally see you on Steam.
User avatar #15 to #14 - samio ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
As do I. Have any favorite games?
User avatar #16 to #15 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
I have so many it's hard to chose... I'm not the type who settles with only a single type of game, one month I'm enjoying FPS, the next it's sandbox, then it's puzzle.
User avatar #17 to #16 - samio ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

Did you enjoy my last comic?
User avatar #18 to #17 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Self promoting bastard. (yes)
User avatar #19 to #18 - samio ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey man, I'm just asking for feedback is all.

But I'm glad you liked it. Anything you think I should improve or work on?
User avatar #20 to #19 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah, no criticism, just a couple questions though; the heck is Luna dressed as, Mars? And since when was Venus femanazi?
User avatar #21 to #20 - samio ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Luna is dressed up as the red spy from TF2.

As for Venus, since her name stems from... well Venus from Roman mythology, the goddess of beauty, and the obvious contrast from the planet Venus (A literal hell hole), the chances it would be feminazi are pretty high.
User avatar #24 to #23 - samio ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, what kind of game?
User avatar #26 to #24 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
We have a couple multiplayer games in common, how about Starbound, never played that multi.
User avatar #27 to #26 - samio ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Hmm... There really hasn't been much to do since the devs abandoned the game.

You think it would be a good co-op session?
User avatar #28 to #27 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
They haven't abandoned entirely, just hyatus for official updates, they're working hard on it, just not releasing their work. Can still get the Nightly builds, but they tend to be broken and unfinished for obvious reasons. On second thought, though, how about Terraria? I haven't played that in a long while.
User avatar #29 to #28 - samio ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Terraria eh? Sounds fun but what would we do?
User avatar #31 to #29 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Running out of space, we can chat on Steam if ya want
User avatar #30 to #29 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Start chars from scratch and just play. Unless you mean how we play multi, in which case I was hoping you knew >.>
User avatar #25 to #24 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
The kind that you play.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
ah, I see.
User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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