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#5 - I have to say... select few of them seem to be worthy father m…  [+] (31 new replies) 09/15/2014 on If Soldier was a father +33
User avatar #120 - arkanios (09/16/2014) [-]
Thought I'd pitch in my thoughts on the classes like the others:

Scout will most likely never make a good father and would have no idea on how to treat children. If anything, the one thing he'd try to teach them is how to play sports over anything else. But, worse case scenario, he'd probably try to abandon them or not interact with them at all.

Soldier would act like the crazy drill sergeant he's always been and would make a terrible influence on his children. However, he would love them like a good father would, but will still be very strict towards them.

Pyro will most likely never have children at all, but on the off chance he/she/it does, will view them as more of a pet than their own child.

Demoman would make a decent father, and would be just as good/bad as the Soldier, except he drinks much more.

Heavy would make a great father for many obvious reasons.

Engineer would also be a good father, but would try to have his children become engineers like he is.

Medic is extremely iffy, because there's a very high chance of him experimenting on his children and personally modifying their body parts on the idea of making them "better". Otherwise, his chaotic nature and mad-scientist attitude would make him a bad father.

Sniper is kind of a guess, but the chances of him being an abusive or terrible father seems low, so he's in the range of OK and good.

Spy seems like the kind of person who would never want a child at all, and on the one chance he does have one, would stay out of contact, but would provide money to the mother and child remotely.
User avatar #109 - felixjarl (09/16/2014) [-]
My list. Best is at top and worst at bottom
Heavy: Considering the lengths heavy has gone in order to protect his family it is no discussion why he is chosen.
Engineer: In my opinion the most sane member of the crew. His children would probably have good upbringing with a father that would pay a lot of attention to them as long as his tinkering did not come in the way.
Spy: He is capable of having long lasting relationships(scouts mother) and has a humanity most of the other members do not have(lay down your weapons and walk away). A good but strict father.
Sniper: He is ruthless killer but he is also shown to care for his family and tries desperately to keep contact with them. He would probably be a distant father but would do quite a lot of work for his children.
Demoman: Scottish demoman upbringing. Not the best of upbringings but he is a loving man as seen in his care for his mother.
Scout: Although he is not insane as the rest he still have a few screws lose and is simply to immature and selfish to care for anyone than himself.
Medic: It is shown that he is able to care for the beings he love(Archimedes) but he is still a mad doctor and he zero respect for others peoples organs.
Soldier: deranged. insane. and total bonkers. Treats children as if they were fully grown soldiers. Also he swears a lot, the kids should not hear that
Pyro: would perhaps not even be able to recognize children as children.
User avatar #54 - feelythefeel (09/16/2014) [-]
Spy best fatheru.
User avatar #41 - Zaxplab (09/16/2014) [-]
I think Sniper would be the best lover father.
User avatar #39 - psychadelicsnake (09/16/2014) [-]
Engineer
User avatar #7 - deviousdanish (09/15/2014) [-]
You'd pick the one who'd experiment on his kids, over the one that would be loving, but a bit of an idiot?
User avatar #8 - Blargosnarf (09/15/2014) [-]
Bit of an idiot!? The guy has a box full of heads, has conversations with cardboard cutouts, drank lead laced water for months on end, and continued a killing spree a year after the war was over. I'm not saying Medic is high on the list, quite low infact, but I would trust him more than Soldier.
User avatar #11 - lapsushominum (09/15/2014) [-]
I'd pick engineer, sniper, or spy
User avatar #16 - warzon (09/15/2014) [-]
I'd pick pyro.
User avatar #12 - Blargosnarf (09/15/2014) [-]
Exactly, like I said they were pretty low on the list. TBH I'd pick Heavy, strength and size of a Russian Grizzly bear but shows true bonds to the ones he cares about.
User avatar #14 - doblade (09/15/2014) [-]
In all honesty I would pick heavy as in the comics he seems rather family oriented.
Perhaps followed by Demo the Spy, Sniper and Engie. The rest are just kinda bat fuck insane really.
#66 - angelicdemon (09/16/2014) [-]
Sniper had a somewhat bad family that didn't support his choices it can go either he becomes a great father by wanting to surpass his father or he can push his will and wishes onto his kids. I see him being a smart and planning dad who enforces his lessons through clever ways. Pic maaaybe related
User avatar #38 - faguette (09/16/2014) [-]
what about scout?

or can he pull out fast enough to not have kids?
User avatar #35 - warioteam (09/16/2014) [-]
I think demo is too careless, deadbeat even
i think heavy has shown to be loving to his family, and more than likely, we only think he is dumb because he didnt have much time to learn english when he came from russia
User avatar #77 - cheeziswin (09/16/2014) [-]
Deadbeat and careless? He has 3 jobs just to take care of his mom, I wouldn't call that being deadbeat.
User avatar #99 - dickchupacabra (09/16/2014) [-]
Don't you remember the long standing Demoman family tradition? Children are to be abandoned at birth until their talents with high explosives manifest themselves.
User avatar #100 - cheeziswin (09/16/2014) [-]
Alrighty, and then their real parents come back and care for them the rest of their lives.
Even if it is kind of a cruel tradition, Demoman is certainly not "careless, deadbeat even."
User avatar #102 - dickchupacabra (09/16/2014) [-]
I never said he was deadbeat. Another tradition amongst demomen is to have lots of jobs . However, once the their talents manifest (If they've lived long enough for them to appear. Or survived long enough after they DO appear) they are taken back and begin training in the art of being Black Scottish Explosives Experts. Not exactly the greatest of upbringings for a child.
User avatar #103 - cheeziswin (09/16/2014) [-]
I was talking about that wario guy. He said Demo was too careless, and I was stating the fact that he's actually not.
And how do you know? Demo seemed to turn out fine, and so did his father and his mother before him. I don't think it's so bad of a thing, it's just keeping the family and it's traditions alive.
User avatar #56 - mondominiman (09/16/2014) [-]
Isn't the demo and his family filthy rich? I remember reading the early comics and seeing his castle in scotland or something like that.
User avatar #58 - warioteam (09/16/2014) [-]
not really "rich" but more "decently waged"
The army pays well.
#63 - rdobet (09/16/2014) [-]
At one point the wiki said that he was a billionaire, and that, despite his wealth, his mother was still disappointed because his father worked 26 jobs and that "No demoman worth his sulfur ever had an eye in his head past thirty!"
User avatar #17 - deviousdanish (09/15/2014) [-]
You think the Scout is insane?
#18 - doblade (09/15/2014) [-]
Not insane per se. He can be rather selfish and self obsessed, but given his upbringing he may not have all his eggs in the same basket. But that just my opinion.
User avatar #19 - deviousdanish (09/15/2014) [-]
He's also a little young for it. But down the road maybe.
User avatar #20 - doblade (09/15/2014) [-]
Always a possibility. Who knows he might grow up to be a model citizen and what not, but for now I think he would not be great father material.
User avatar #37 - hottamaleez (09/16/2014) [-]
did you really just have this conversation?
User avatar #62 - majestispaceduck (09/16/2014) [-]
They're not just video game characters, they're basing this off the comics i'd assume.
User avatar #93 - doblade (09/16/2014) [-]
Correct my friend. I am basing my assumption on the more fleshed out characters from the comic it's self as they are fleshed out so you kinda get a better grasp of their personality.
#134 - hottamaleez (09/16/2014) [-]
I was asking if you seriously had a conversation on which psycho murderer from a game of psycho murderers you'd think would be a better father
#140 - doblade (09/17/2014) [-]
Well hey. It's always fun to speculate on things like this. It develops a deeper self and some times wider internal canon about the subject matter.
But with Team Fortress being so open to interpretation as we will unlikely have a conclusive ended to the story of it. It is fun to do things like this with this type of subject matter as we may never know the true ending to our favorite Mercs.
#3 - ...What about it? It's just sitting there, being a fungus, and…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Someone better take a chill... +22
#61 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/16/2014) [-]
*its, not it's
#68 - lampyridae (09/16/2014) [-]
In this case it is correct. It's is a shortening for It is.
#19 - Can... can Timelords crossbreed?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2014 on actually... 0
#22 - aleksandurr (09/15/2014) [-]
no... you dont wanna know how they reproduce.
User avatar #51 - Epicgetguy (09/15/2014) [-]
I do
#40 - As far as I know, that's exactly what it is, they calculate EV… 09/15/2014 on the Rosetta flight path 0
#4 - I think I found the woman they modeled inflatable sex dolls after. 09/15/2014 on some women wink better than... +1
#12 - The only thing about space travel that irritates me is just ho… 09/14/2014 on the Rosetta flight path +14
#18 - At first I thought this was going to be a joke about how he di…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on anon goes to the hospital +12
#22 - xcoreyx (09/13/2014) [-]
It never said it was a smart car. In fact most smart cars aren't even electric
#43 - I suppose you get this upset at every instance of fan-fictio… 09/13/2014 on Vengeful Ghosts +1
#42 - Actually it was a previous security guard who murdered the fiv…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Vengeful Ghosts +1
User avatar #44 - dndxplain (09/13/2014) [-]
all I remember it saying that it was allegendly "someone in a fazbear outfit."
theories differ, but I suppose that works.
User avatar #48 - heartlessrobot (09/13/2014) [-]
Security guard dressed as fazbear.
User avatar #49 - dndxplain (09/13/2014) [-]
It could be fazbear in his fazbear outfit. anyway, I don't care too much about arguing. hopefully FN@F2 answers some questions
#364 - Jedidiah Kerbin, I thought we were friends!!! 09/13/2014 on Video games 0
#5 - How the **** do I read this?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on Vegeta the Legendary Space... +11
User avatar #6 - createdjustnow (09/13/2014) [-]
american
#110 - I'm trying to look up whatever the **** this myth…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/13/2014 on /x/ Is A Scary Place +4
User avatar #251 - dellexe (09/13/2014) [-]
Yeah. I'm currently reading the Mercy Thompson novels. The main character is a Skinwalker who can turn into a Coyote. It's a pretty cool series.
User avatar #139 - missaddie (09/13/2014) [-]
It's a native american legend that originated with people skinning animals and humans and wearing them, and wearing the skin would make them 'shapeshift' so to speak into that form. It transformed to become creatures that can just take on any shape.
Stories have variations but they're all excellent

User avatar #117 - cdm (09/13/2014) [-]
If you want to know a bit more, there's a game about them: rpgmaker.net/games/4906/
#17 - Wasn't it established that a saiyan/human mixbreed would resul…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Saiyan Girls +6
User avatar #18 - Alchemyst (09/12/2014) [-]
Unfortunately, the mix of DNA renders them completely unable to dodge.
User avatar #24 - ohpee (09/13/2014) [-]
dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Gohan According to that link he has no trouble dodging things. Unless I'm being a potato right now and you're talking about something else.
#28 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/13/2014) [-]
He's talking about team four star abridged series of DBZ.

If you haven't watched it yet, you should... Like... Right now.

Prepare to work your abdomen, BTW.
User avatar #25 - oodlesandoodles (09/13/2014) [-]
It's a teamfourstar reference
#5 - GODDAMNIT WHY DO I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on Now you fucked up 0
User avatar #15 - fuckingtrolls (09/13/2014) [-]
Because you're an anti-socialite who doesn't stand a chance with a real human being.
#85 - There are times where a problem solves itself, and there are t… 09/12/2014 on Happening train now leaving... +6
#20 - Her eyebrows look like she just dabbed a fudgesicle on her face.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on This is what regret looks like +9
#22 - chokinandtokin (09/11/2014) [-]
#17 - just give thirty water bottles to the beggar outside Megaton! 09/10/2014 on Hot Energy +14
#16 - Who the **** runs out of bobby pins? You must suc…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2014 on Hot Energy +14
User avatar #24 - hydraetis (09/10/2014) [-]
I just can't even start lockpicking anything. I usually go Guns -> Speech -> Stealth -> Medicine -> Barter, maxing each out one by one.
User avatar #32 - EnergizierAnon (09/10/2014) [-]
i end up maxing out lockpicking first, then repair, medicine, science, and guns in no particular order. and then i do speech, and throw whatever other points at other things.
#12 - You're sure? You're completely sure of this fact? Jupiter is n… 09/10/2014 on Random Facts Compilation... -3
#188 - Oblivion, not bad. 09/10/2014 on How fucked are you? +1
#69 - The best I could ever get was hardly a mun landing, couldn't e… 09/08/2014 on Expert Help 0
#50 - I am clearly missing something here. 09/08/2014 on SLJ's lightsaber 0
#49 - But, even by then, Luke has a green saber in episode 3 (6) 09/08/2014 on SLJ's lightsaber 0
#2 - Huh, coulda fooled me. 09/07/2014 on The things I would do for sex -1
#133 - Ah, the most thumbed down comment ever, thank you. 09/07/2014 on its that time of year -1
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