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Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
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#12 - Oh, THAT'S why he tripped... 07/15/2014 on So fresh +4
#12 - Pretty much every major city does this, especially when access… 07/15/2014 on Water break in the marines 0
#19 - Preeeeeeeeetty sure I don't have aspergers... then again, I do…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #51 - deadadventurer (07/15/2014) [-]
I was suspected of having it, but turned it out to be ADHD.
#21 - Stop yelling at me! 07/14/2014 on Soda Comp #3 +1
#115 - Who the hell ONLY wants gen 1!? Gen 2 and 3 are fan favorites,…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on Pokemon creator has... -1
User avatar #120 - thatguyontheright (07/14/2014) [-]
Gen Wunners
#6 - Oh god, the noise it would make...  [+] (4 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Pasta Fork +64
User avatar #27 - FunkMastaNickyNick (07/14/2014) [-]
Did not even think of that, I cringed so hard once it occured to me.
User avatar #14 - europe (07/14/2014) [-]
That's why you also use a spoon while doing that
#12 - carbohydrates (07/14/2014) [-]
Muh eardrums.
#8 - rokulda (07/14/2014) [-]
#8 - Stop trying to cherry-coat it, they're becoming intense bodylo…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on Feminism and media bias +3
#59 - youlikeme (07/14/2014) [-]
**youlikeme rolled image**
"they"
ok shut up.
#24 - As far as I knew that was only speculation, it was also specul… 07/13/2014 on (untitled) 0
#7 - I swear I got the same bot as you.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2014 on Its the nazi's 0
User avatar #8 - killerliquid (07/14/2014) [-]
What a intense bodylovein slut
#4 - Yes, we intense bodyloveing get it, other countries have bette… 07/13/2014 on Alumni +3
#15 - Takes them a while, and depends on ocean currents. 07/13/2014 on diver senpai is so gentle +2
#7 - Tonsils are enormous lymph nodes, very important in the transf…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/13/2014 on (untitled) +3
#25 - lordraine (07/14/2014) [-]
your wrong about the purpose of wisdom teeth. Human jaws were originally longer than they are now, to help us chew plant matter better. However, that changed with the advent of agriculture.

The 'lack of necessity' for wisdom teeth is a direct result of human technological evolution having an effect on our own adaption. If we had never invented bread, our jaws would not have shrunk, and wisdom teeth would come in cleanly. Already, people are being born without full sets of wisdom teeth. At some point in the next thousand years or so, they will likely disappear entirely.

The idea that wisdom teeth are somehow there to replace teeth that decay is wrong twice over. It is wrong on the count that this is not what wisdom teeth exist for, and it is wrong because it is only concentrated forms of sugar, salt, and fiber the likes of which only occur in modern foods that do not occur naturally (such as breads, ironically) that causes tooth decay. If you only ever consumed raw fruits, raw vegetables, and cooked meats (all pre-agricultural foods), you would never need to brush you're teeth to prevent tooth decay. you're teeth are meant to last a lifetime against such a level of wear and tear.

It is also a rather philarious contenterous idea for practical purpose. Humans are much more likely to lose their front teeth to chipping, breakage, or disease than their molars. If any teeth would be 'flipped' like those of a shark, it would be the incisors and canines, not the molars. They also would not only be 'flipped' once. The shark system works because they can be replaced indefinitely.

Much like how human evolution is slowly removing the wisdom teeth entirely, our teeth are also adapting to be resistant to the decay caused by exposure to modern foods. At some point in the future, we will likely no longer get cavities, much like how our wisdom teeth will no longer come in.

Smaller jaws that cannot fit wisdom teeth as well as the need for oral hygiene are both caused by agriculture.
#23 - justlinks (07/13/2014) [-]
The appendix can serve to keep an active culture of intestinal bacteria in the event of diarrhea. Whenever you get prolonged diarrhea, such as viral enteritis or salmonellosis, you flush most of the bacteria out of you're colon to get rid of the pathogen. However, you flush you're normal well tolerated bacteria away as well. Therefore, a huge opportunity arises for different species of bacteria to come to power-like a military coup. This could result in Clostridum dificil colitis, caused by a bacterium that is present but in low numbers normally. (Which causes an entire month of frequent diarrhea if untreated) If you have an appendix, you're normal bacteria can return because they are tucked away safely from the merciless flow in the rest of the colon. Therefore, they crowd out the nasty bacteria like C diff. This is why stool transplants work-you take feces full of normal intestinal fauna and transfer to someone infected with C diff, and they crowd out the nasty bacteria.

BTW, the liver always makes bile, the gallbladder just stores it for release after a fatty meal. Therefore, after a cholecystectomy, an excessively fatty meal might cause oily stool since less bile is available for emulsification, leading to poor absorption.
User avatar #24 - Blargosnarf (07/13/2014) [-]
As far as I knew that was only speculation, it was also speculated to be an organ to help us digest tough vegetation when we were still herbivores. Also I heard completely different about the gall, huh.
#341 - Hm, Fire/Fire, double the fire, double the fun. 07/13/2014 on whats your pokemon type 0
#6 - A light nip on the neck. 07/13/2014 on Cat Tips +1
#36 - As someone with light pedeophobia- AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHH K… 07/13/2014 on Why couldn't Elliot Rodgers... -1
#20 - Well that was... depressing. 07/13/2014 on Tales of a Squirrel +2
#22 - Nope, alternative would be Soy milk, never tasted it, no opini…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/12/2014 on PETA always makes the best... 0
#34 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
Or almond milk
#38 - shadownigga (07/13/2014) [-]
Almond milk is actually pretty good. Wouldn't give up mah cow titty milk for it though.
User avatar #23 - bestfoxgirl (07/12/2014) [-]
I didn't know soy had udders to be milked *ba dum tsss*
#19 - OH BUT DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT GMO'S!?!?!? GENETICALLY MODIFIED FOODS!!! 07/12/2014 on PETA always makes the best... 0
#18 - Strange way to think about it, it tends to heavily increase sp… 07/12/2014 on PETA always makes the best... 0
#17 - It's always been against milk, "Cow Suffering" despi…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/12/2014 on PETA always makes the best... +2
User avatar #58 - manwithmanynames (07/13/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure it can do worse than that to dairy cows. If left unmilked long enough the milk producing cow will end up being unable to produce any more milk, grow sick (beyond cramps), and have decreased motivation/movement.

NOTE: I may be wrong, it has been a few years since Ag. Sci. 1, (I was more into the construction side with welding and wood working). If someone could confirm or disprove this, preferably with sources and/or more experience, I would be grateful.
User avatar #29 - nukinzerambo (07/12/2014) [-]
so i should milk my gf?
#40 - anonymous (07/13/2014) [-]
yes
send pics
User avatar #20 - bestfoxgirl (07/12/2014) [-]
Wow. I thought milk was one of the most important things to a vegetarian.
User avatar #22 - Blargosnarf (07/12/2014) [-]
Nope, alternative would be Soy milk, never tasted it, no opinion on it.
#34 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
Or almond milk
#38 - shadownigga (07/13/2014) [-]
Almond milk is actually pretty good. Wouldn't give up mah cow titty milk for it though.
User avatar #23 - bestfoxgirl (07/12/2014) [-]
I didn't know soy had udders to be milked *ba dum tsss*
#9 - Ah, hate when that happens. 07/12/2014 on 4Chan Compilation #1 +2
#11 - Picture 07/12/2014 on New Desktop Background +2
#8 - We all die in the end.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on (untitled) 0
#10 - anonymous (07/11/2014) [-]
What the fuck man, no spoilers.
#6 - Jesus christ, my penis has never been more confused. 07/11/2014 on Arab pick up line +10
#13 - Help her what? Hold her face? They were likely waiting for pro… 07/11/2014 on in the face 0
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User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
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