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|#5 - I have to say... select few of them seem to be worthy father m… [+] (31 new replies)||09/15/2014 on If Soldier was a father||+33|
#120 - arkanios (09/16/2014) [-]
Thought I'd pitch in my thoughts on the classes like the others:
Scout will most likely never make a good father and would have no idea on how to treat children. If anything, the one thing he'd try to teach them is how to play sports over anything else. But, worse case scenario, he'd probably try to abandon them or not interact with them at all.
Soldier would act like the crazy drill sergeant he's always been and would make a terrible influence on his children. However, he would love them like a good father would, but will still be very strict towards them.
Pyro will most likely never have children at all, but on the off chance he/she/it does, will view them as more of a pet than their own child.
Demoman would make a decent father, and would be just as good/bad as the Soldier, except he drinks much more.
Heavy would make a great father for many obvious reasons.
Engineer would also be a good father, but would try to have his children become engineers like he is.
Medic is extremely iffy, because there's a very high chance of him experimenting on his children and personally modifying their body parts on the idea of making them "better". Otherwise, his chaotic nature and mad-scientist attitude would make him a bad father.
Sniper is kind of a guess, but the chances of him being an abusive or terrible father seems low, so he's in the range of OK and good.
Spy seems like the kind of person who would never want a child at all, and on the one chance he does have one, would stay out of contact, but would provide money to the mother and child remotely.
#109 - felixjarl (09/16/2014) [-]
My list. Best is at top and worst at bottom
Heavy: Considering the lengths heavy has gone in order to protect his family it is no discussion why he is chosen.
Engineer: In my opinion the most sane member of the crew. His children would probably have good upbringing with a father that would pay a lot of attention to them as long as his tinkering did not come in the way.
Spy: He is capable of having long lasting relationships(scouts mother) and has a humanity most of the other members do not have(lay down your weapons and walk away). A good but strict father.
Sniper: He is ruthless killer but he is also shown to care for his family and tries desperately to keep contact with them. He would probably be a distant father but would do quite a lot of work for his children.
Demoman: Scottish demoman upbringing. Not the best of upbringings but he is a loving man as seen in his care for his mother.
Scout: Although he is not insane as the rest he still have a few screws lose and is simply to immature and selfish to care for anyone than himself.
Medic: It is shown that he is able to care for the beings he love(Archimedes) but he is still a mad doctor and he zero respect for others peoples organs.
Soldier: deranged. insane. and total bonkers. Treats children as if they were fully grown soldiers. Also he swears a lot, the kids should not hear that
Pyro: would perhaps not even be able to recognize children as children.
#8 - Blargosnarf (09/15/2014) [-]
Bit of an idiot!? The guy has a box full of heads, has conversations with cardboard cutouts, drank lead laced water for months on end, and continued a killing spree a year after the war was over. I'm not saying Medic is high on the list, quite low infact, but I would trust him more than Soldier.
#66 - angelicdemon (09/16/2014) [-]
#102 - dickchupacabra (09/16/2014) [-]
I never said he was deadbeat. Another tradition amongst demomen is to have lots of jobs . However, once the their talents manifest (If they've lived long enough for them to appear. Or survived long enough after they DO appear) they are taken back and begin training in the art of being Black Scottish Explosives Experts. Not exactly the greatest of upbringings for a child.
#103 - cheeziswin (09/16/2014) [-]
I was talking about that wario guy. He said Demo was too careless, and I was stating the fact that he's actually not.
And how do you know? Demo seemed to turn out fine, and so did his father and his mother before him. I don't think it's so bad of a thing, it's just keeping the family and it's traditions alive.
#140 - doblade (09/17/2014) [-]
But with Team Fortress being so open to interpretation as we will unlikely have a conclusive ended to the story of it. It is fun to do things like this with this type of subject matter as we may never know the true ending to our favorite Mercs.
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#139 - missaddie (09/13/2014) [-]
It's a native american legend that originated with people skinning animals and humans and wearing them, and wearing the skin would make them 'shapeshift' so to speak into that form. It transformed to become creatures that can just take on any shape.
Stories have variations but they're all excellent
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#28 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/13/2014) [-]
He's talking about team four star abridged series of DBZ.
If you haven't watched it yet, you should... Like... Right now.
Prepare to work your abdomen, BTW.
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