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#45 - Then explain Jak and Daxter.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/24/2013 on Still more accurate +3
User avatar #68 - samsquanch (06/24/2013) [-]
jak and daxter is all about beating the shit out of people. jak 2 and 3 though...
User avatar #71 - Blargosnarf (06/24/2013) [-]
Well I meant the series in general.
#179 - "What a lovely breast- I mean dress ! 06/24/2013 on Shit my pants +2
#168 - No, a sperm cell only contains half the chromosomes required f… 06/24/2013 on This is not a person 0
#159 - As much as I want to disagree with you for the sake of argumen…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2013 on This is not a person 0
User avatar #162 - teoberry (06/24/2013) [-]
Thank you
#26 - ...I think I'm reading that wrong, does that mean they like up… 06/24/2013 on Random 0
#28 - Wait, what about his drunk? 06/24/2013 on go home mike your drunk 0
#42 - Relax, he's fine, he also moved his legs at the end a little. … 06/24/2013 on spin master +1
#64 - Not at that point in time. 06/24/2013 on Poor luigi +1
#16 - I... I don't know... there's no real reason not to... 06/24/2013 on Honkey +1
#10 - Comment deleted 06/23/2013 on Ninja Cat is an FJ Classic :) +22
#12 - Aren't Dolphins one of the only sea creatures that can take on…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2013 on Dolphins +2
User avatar #15 - KabulMan (06/23/2013) [-]
Sharks don't like fights their (main way of hunting (for the popular species, great white, tiger, bull) is through surprise assault to cripple you then they chill till you're on deaths doorstep and finish you off... it keeps them from hurting themselves in a fight and losing too many teeth, and it uses less energy.

Besides dolphins travel in pods (groups) while sharks are largely solitary and supposedly the sonar/sonic wave /clicky noises they send out to each other fucks with a sharks sense of direction and stuff.

in short yeah you're right, but it was never a difficult fight from the begining
#113 - The fuck? A Super Saiyan's hair does not become fire! 06/23/2013 on Good Guy Rogers 0
#72 - These designs confuse me!... Why the hell are the bullets them…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2013 on Bullets Cut in Half 0
#86 - pxthreezerothree (06/23/2013) [-]
Well, these are rounds. Bullets sit on top of the propellant. Some are frangible (break apart on impact) for safety reasons. Some of those frangible bullets are then filled with smaller projectiles to increase stopping power and maintain lethality. The Glaser Safety Slug is probably the most awesome and terrifying example readily available to the public.
#89 - I couldn't give two shits about anyone's OCD if it means I can… 06/23/2013 on I am left handed what is this 0
#139 - Eeeeehhhh.... 3/10, but only because I feel sorry for you. 06/22/2013 on (7) 0
#48 - Remember, if you're flesh is burning horrifically from the bon… 06/22/2013 on Hot Girls. 0
#204 - FUCK.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2013 on Too late Microsoft. 0
User avatar #205 - tjflash (06/21/2013) [-]
Behold the powers of similar thinking!
#201 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2013 on Too late Microsoft. 0
User avatar #203 - tjflash (06/21/2013) [-]
Please refer to comment #1 for that exact joke.
User avatar #204 - Blargosnarf (06/21/2013) [-]
FUCK.
User avatar #205 - tjflash (06/21/2013) [-]
Behold the powers of similar thinking!
#361 - And if it's too early you get some really fucked up kids who t…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2013 on feely feels -1
User avatar #410 - frenetic (06/21/2013) [-]
That's not a matter of knowing too early, that's a matter of parents not teaching kids to value life.
#103 - Well, it certainly doesn't help that it kinda looks like the l… 06/21/2013 on Effect of Feminism 9 0
#69 - Where's the... where's the squiggle in his hair...? 06/20/2013 on superman +9
#48 - OH GOD FREAKIEST ZOMBIFICATION EVER!  [+] (5 new replies) 06/19/2013 on Mission to Mars +1
User avatar #117 - rieskimo (06/19/2013) [-]
That's really more of a possession than a zombification.

If you haven't seen the show, they fly to mars and all is good and well until somebody drinks some mars-water(that contains some sort of alien life form) and goes all watery pukey and starts attacking everybody else who get super-soaked with the dudes pukey water and then everybody dies... except for one chick who gets all upset because she realizes she was supposed to die but The Doctor decided "Fuck that, they don't call me a time LORD for nothing you bloody gits" and then drops her off at her house, she then promptly kills herself.

tl;dr Doctor Who: Christmas(?) Special
User avatar #139 - Inkcatcher (06/19/2013) [-]
If I remember correctly, not only the old woman lives, but so does the Asian woman and the Russian (?) and they later explain what happened.
User avatar #142 - rieskimo (06/19/2013) [-]
Possibly, the chick that shot herself in the face just kind of sticks out a bit for some reason.
User avatar #143 - Inkcatcher (06/19/2013) [-]
Yea. She told the Doctor that he has no right to decide who lives or dies when fighting against the laws of time, so she decides to kill herself to set everything right. After that he had the flash(backs, forwards, whatevers) and saw the newspaper headlines about the Asian and Russian "Shedding Light" on everything and the old woman dying on Earth instead of Mars.
#132 - butterisgood (06/19/2013) [-]
Actually i think it was an autumn special, the end of time was the christmas special that year.
#35 - ...and? 06/19/2013 on I say old bean -1
#49 - no, just tore the joke apart to be a jackass to the jackass.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Big boaty bitches +3
User avatar #59 - lordmoldywart (06/17/2013) [-]
You didn't tear it apart, and how is he a jackass?
#75 - neurofuzzy (06/17/2013) [-]
Ship A fit 100 people. Ship B can fit 200 people. So ship B can also fit 100 people. Both ships can fit 100 people.
User avatar #78 - lordmoldywart (06/17/2013) [-]
I understood what he was saying, but he didn't tear it apart.
#80 - neurofuzzy (06/17/2013) [-]
meh
#95 - I'm not saying one is better than the other, to each their own…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Sure mate... 0
User avatar #107 - jebbett (06/17/2013) [-]
I agree, I was just pointing out how consoles do have some advantages over PC.
User avatar #110 - jebbett (06/17/2013) [-]
But PC will always have superior graphics, design and control choice.
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User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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