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Blargosnarf

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: RayMan225
Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:7/31/2015
Location:Windsor Vermont USA
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Comment Ranking:#4675
Highest Content Rank:#10503
Highest Comment Rank:#555
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Total Comments Made:5507
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#161 - Well I'd ******* hope your boyfriend is gay, otherwise…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2013 on "Hate" is such a strong word +5
User avatar #162 - alfjnn (12/05/2013) [-]
"WAIT. I'M GAY? WHAT IS THIS HEATHENRY?"
#170 - Hey, that show said the word Bed when my show clearly said the… 12/05/2013 on Bigger on the inside -1
#36 - Yes, I know the disgusting dead dog fetuses is the most eye ca… 12/05/2013 on Puppy! 0
#11 - But if you raise them from a baby, and cater to them for their…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2013 on God I love these +45
User avatar #90 - padorak (12/03/2013) [-]
You're not wrong. Actually you are the parent because you raised them from childhood. Biologically no, metaphorically yes. I mean wolves could become the adoptive parents of a human child.
User avatar #115 - greedtheavaricious (12/03/2013) [-]
That actually happened in india. I'm pretty sure it happens more than one might think, but that was the first report I've seen about it. Let me attempt to recall...

Some people from an orphanage found a few wolves and two human girls, both around 8, 9 years old. They've been raised by wolves. They tried to make them "full" humans, but failed horribly. The first girl died within a year, the other about 9 years later with a vocabular of about 50 words. The girl who lived longer found the rotting corpse of a chicken. After three years. She ran off ith it to the bushes and ate it.

That's all I can remember.
#59 - It's not fake it's scripted, they actually get the **** … 12/03/2013 on So I Heard Wrestling Is Fake +8
#10 - okay, of all things, you're telling me you don't even have a … 12/02/2013 on Oh Deer. 0
#28 - Say what you want that old man is actually adorable and his sm…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2013 on Only in Colombia +18
User avatar #73 - AdamBaum (12/02/2013) [-]
You may be of homosex
#41 - hurzg (12/02/2013) [-]
I really hope he is indeed adorable but not a potential creep.
#59 - Looks like she was attacked by an octopus.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2013 on Socially Awkward Tomoko +4
User avatar #103 - procrasturbate (12/02/2013) [-]
I'd pay to see that.
#41 - Dryads are getting hotter. 11/30/2013 on I Must Dance +6
#40 - No, not really. 11/26/2013 on The Fox Says Nothing. He's... 0
#10 - Ha ha ha ha, fedoras are for fag, ah ha ha, so feggy neck bear…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/26/2013 on ne(beard)ck -3
#12 - cloverhand (11/26/2013) [-]
I think you dropped something
#11 - gangsterish (11/26/2013) [-]
found the neckbeard
#10 - Well aint you just an over elitist douche?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2013 on dont you dare be british in... 0
User avatar #15 - thedutchs (11/25/2013) [-]
Why? Tea is a leaf extract. The last time I checked, apples and cinnamon aren't leaves.

Jasmin, mint and matté, on the other hand...
User avatar #16 - johnnaman (11/26/2013) [-]
And men aren't women but men still fuck 'em.
User avatar #17 - thedutchs (11/26/2013) [-]
The fuck has that to do with anything?
#24 - ...that's still porn.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2013 on truth +5
User avatar #25 - thechosentroll (11/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, but they could have been trying to be smartasses.
#27 - But... you can have both installed.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2013 on How to troll 0
User avatar #34 - swagasauruss (11/24/2013) [-]
yea but who uses IE when Firefox is installed....
User avatar #41 - nomisdk (11/26/2013) [-]
my dad
#27 - Dude, it's just a joke, don't start WWIII over it!  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2013 on Europe according to /r/europe +15
User avatar #28 - hotschurl (11/24/2013) [-]
Ve cannot into startings WWIII anyvay, even if ve vanted to, all our monis is of going to ze greeks
#83 - anon (11/24/2013) [-]
That actually sounds like a pretty good reason to start The Third World War.
"Hey Greece, you haven't paid back your loan, so now we'll repossess the whole country."

Then you tell Italy and Spain that they are next. Just remind Italy of the past two World Wars and Spain of Guernica.
User avatar #58 - williamhowardtaft (11/24/2013) [-]
yey
#33 - **** , Zerg Rush! 11/23/2013 on Black Friday 0
#326 - Sweet Dripper as well... only I'm a man... 11/23/2013 on What's your porn name? 0
#17 - So, the same reason stupid Americans do?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on Britain and America's... +3
User avatar #21 - britbong (11/23/2013) [-]
pretty much, though I don't remeber meeting a single person in the UK who thought the landings were fake, maybe I blocked from my memory.
#4 - I don't fully understand, that's the entrance to Rapture, are …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2013 on BioShock: Origins 0
User avatar #7 - lacklusterpelican (11/23/2013) [-]
It's implying thats how the sea slugs got mutated in the first place
#6 - sensitive (11/23/2013) [-]
see the bottle in the background? the empty vigor bottle? the comic is suggesting that all the waste and shit would include vigors, or maybe even the runoff from manufactoring them, normal slugs eat the shit, become the adam slugs.
#10 - Who needs to be a kid? 11/23/2013 on Pokemon Legos +2
#34 - Pfft, casual. I was so ******* proud when I final… 11/23/2013 on Cooooool +4
#16 - Honestly I found four's story to be terrible, I just hope they…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/23/2013 on Fuck this shit... I'm... 0
User avatar #18 - eatmaishorts (11/23/2013) [-]
and four was preeety short.
User avatar #17 - priestoftheoldones (11/23/2013) [-]
I just want another halo wars, I thought it was good for someone getting into RTSs. The one thing I didn't like about halo 4, other then the eye sore graphic which is the graphics, is the multiplayer, it felt like CoD.
User avatar #50 - steedawwg (11/23/2013) [-]
Hell yeah that game was fun as dicks!
#20 - thasmackdown (11/23/2013) [-]
Ew not halo wars, just play a real RTS like SC2.
User avatar #22 - Omegashenron (11/23/2013) [-]
Yeah cause it wasn't real. It was just like a fake game...?
#23 - thasmackdown (11/23/2013) [-]
When did RTS = game?

It is a real game, or at least, as real as a virtual game gets. It just was not a real RTS, it was a pretty weak one at that. Little countering involved I.E minimal strategy by competitive standards.
User avatar #24 - Omegashenron (11/23/2013) [-]
Yeah definitely not a great one. But sadly one of the best on a console. Still Id have to say the best RTS I've played on a console has to be Battle for Middle Earth 2
#27 - thasmackdown (11/23/2013) [-]
Thats because consoles are just too limited to make an RTS on, limited buttons, difficult to maneuver selection boxes. Mini-map shortcutting is really difficult on console as well.

User avatar #30 - nuclearderp (11/23/2013) [-]
Well I think command and conquer 3 had it down alright. Couldn't mini map shortcut or whatever, but there can be a button to increase the cursor speed. Control groups would need to be improved in someway though.
#29 - you spelled such wrong.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2013 on Big Kaboom +2
#34 - motetobot (11/22/2013) [-]
insert *thats the joke* pic
#37 - Okay, I got it the first time, thank you.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2013 on If planets were as close as... 0
User avatar #38 - IamWhoIam (11/21/2013) [-]
I didn't see that he'd posted until after I did.
#34 - Wait, if Jupiter were so close wouldn't it reach us, or is the…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/21/2013 on If planets were as close as... 0
User avatar #36 - IamWhoIam (11/21/2013) [-]
No, the moon has a pedigree of a few hundred thousand kilometers (363,295 km) because pedigree is measured from the bodies center of mass (if I remember correctly from a high school astronomy class, I may be wrong) then by my calculations and the information I found the moon's equatorial radius is 1,738.14 km and the Earth's is 6,378.1 km meaning that if you were standing on the equator of Earth and the moon was orbiting with its equator parallel with the Earth's you'd be 355,178.76 km from the surface of the moon. Jupiter's equatorial radius is 71,492 ± 4 km so if Jupiter's pedigree was the same as Earth and you were standing on the equator of Earth and Jupiter's equator was orbiting parallel with Earth's you'd be 285,424.9 ±4 km from Jupiter's "surface". Again this is based off of a High School astronomy class I took a few years ago I may be wrong.
User avatar #37 - Blargosnarf (11/21/2013) [-]
Okay, I got it the first time, thank you.
User avatar #38 - IamWhoIam (11/21/2013) [-]
I didn't see that he'd posted until after I did.
User avatar #35 - ambiguous (11/21/2013) [-]
The moon is 238,900 miles from Earth. Jupiter's radius is 43,441 miles. So if Jupiter's center was placed on the same point as the moon's center, there would still be 195,000 miles between the surface of the Earth and the surface of Jupiter.

However, we would viciously be ripped to pieces by the tidal forces of Jupiter.

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User avatar #33 to #32 - Blargosnarf (01/03/2015) [-]
y u do dis
User avatar #11 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey, just thought I'd pop in and say hi.

^_^
User avatar #12 to #11 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, hey, what's up, thought you forgot about me.
User avatar #13 to #12 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah man, just hard keeping up with all my fans.
How's it going?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Fine, I occasionally see you on Steam.
User avatar #15 to #14 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
As do I. Have any favorite games?
User avatar #16 to #15 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
I have so many it's hard to chose... I'm not the type who settles with only a single type of game, one month I'm enjoying FPS, the next it's sandbox, then it's puzzle.
User avatar #17 to #16 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

Did you enjoy my last comic?
User avatar #18 to #17 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Self promoting bastard. (yes)
User avatar #19 to #18 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey man, I'm just asking for feedback is all.

But I'm glad you liked it. Anything you think I should improve or work on?
User avatar #20 to #19 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah, no criticism, just a couple questions though; the heck is Luna dressed as, Mars? And since when was Venus femanazi?
User avatar #21 to #20 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Luna is dressed up as the red spy from TF2.

As for Venus, since her name stems from... well Venus from Roman mythology, the goddess of beauty, and the obvious contrast from the planet Venus (A literal hell hole), the chances it would be feminazi are pretty high.
User avatar #24 to #23 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, what kind of game?
User avatar #26 to #24 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
We have a couple multiplayer games in common, how about Starbound, never played that multi.
User avatar #27 to #26 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hmm... There really hasn't been much to do since the devs abandoned the game.

You think it would be a good co-op session?
User avatar #28 to #27 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
They haven't abandoned entirely, just hyatus for official updates, they're working hard on it, just not releasing their work. Can still get the Nightly builds, but they tend to be broken and unfinished for obvious reasons. On second thought, though, how about Terraria? I haven't played that in a long while.
User avatar #29 to #28 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Terraria eh? Sounds fun but what would we do?
User avatar #31 to #29 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Running out of space, we can chat on Steam if ya want
User avatar #30 to #29 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Start chars from scratch and just play. Unless you mean how we play multi, in which case I was hoping you knew >.>
User avatar #25 to #24 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
The kind that you play.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
ah, I see.
User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
User avatar #35 to #10 - Proximity (06/04/2015) [-]
I almost repeated myself here, Blargosnarf
User avatar #36 to #35 - Blargosnarf (06/04/2015) [-]
My name has an O in it, COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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